Rucka Rucka Ali - Al Qaedirection Lyrics




"Attention, passengers
Please listen to an important message by your flight's captain"

I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down
Not gonna fly home home home home home
We're gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down

One day, I met my friends in Londonistan
Harry Bols, Louis B. Gay, Niall Eleven, Liam Bitchtits
We started a group together and called it "Al-Qaedirection"
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down

What's up, Chippy Chop?
I am Louis, I like caulk
I am Zayn from Iraq
I run this shit
I call the shots
You're all my hostages
This is a jihad (oh no)
If you cooperate I'll show you my nuts (let's go)

I just heard X-Factor's tonight (yeah)
Winner gets flown to the United States
Then we could kill all of the whites (uh huh)
Put your pants on, this is our time

I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down down down down down
Not gonna fly home home home home home
We're gonna die, bro bro bro bro bro
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down

"That was absolutely dreadful"
"Just quite possibly the worst thing I ever heard in my entire life"
You were saying?
"That was fantastic"
"Pack your bags, boys, you're going to America"
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down

Oh gosh, this is posh
Where's the potty? I must wash
Are there no crumpets to nosh?
This what they call a teethbrush?
This shitty country did some terrible stuff (you know)
It would be funny if we blow it all up (for show)

The award show's starting tonight (yeah)
We'll perform and blow ourself up tonight and die
I'm not sure that I want to die (uh huh)
Russell Brand is the host?
Oh, then alright

Next up, we've got Al-Qaedirection with their hit single
"I'm a Jihadi (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dum)"

I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down
I'm a jihadi, da ba dee da ba dum
My name is Zayn and I came here with some bombs
So while I kill everyone
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down

Well, that is my story, bro
(Not gonna fly home)
A story of life, friendship and jihad
(We're gonna die bro)
Now I'm in paradise with Uncle Osama and 72 Directioners
The one direction this airplane is gonna fly is down





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Rucka Rucka Ali Al Qaedirection Comments
  1. Realtime Mapper

    this guy predicted the future. Don't say anything, just like if you agree.

    Dr. Shoggoth

    No, seriously, how? I'm genuinely curious.

  2. The Morning Star

    zayn sounds like luigi

  3. Greg Riabov

    Make a cover of this.

  4. Pumpkin71 Juggalo

    I love Arabian women... Lifted a veil with a kiss. Gulf War I.

  5. zero kirito kazuto

    Hahahaha damm this funny

  6. limeade lemon

    i knew i should have warned my sister about them too late she is a fan and i have to listen to their shit

  7. Bradley Roberts

    Lol *insert number* comments

  8. Karl Marx

    I guess you could say they really, “bombed” the show.

    MS - 08MA - Lisgar MS (1569)

    you bombed how racist you are

    yer tre

    @MS - 08MA - Lisgar MS (1569) bigot

    soursphagget ey

    MS - 08MA - Lisgar MS (1569) you bombed how dumb you are

  9. Der Tschaddeutsche

    Londonistan lmfao

    Tubzy Wilson

    Its true, not just London either. 🇬🇧

  10. Karl Marx

    Lol only 10 comments.

    Bran The Fan

    I think not

    Karl Marx

    YOU FECKER!!!

    Bran The Fan

    @Karl Marx no u

  11. Junior turtle

    Lol only 9 comments

    Pie bomb

    Junior turtle no

    Bradley Roberts

    Lul 17 now

  12. Aylin Ou

    Megurine Luka - "Die Young!" ft. Sammie Anderson (Official Music Video) (Prod. Zedd & DJ Mustards) Shitpost & Emotion Records

  13. Aylin Ou

    One Direction - Fly Down (Official Music Video) Shitpost & Emotion Records

  14. Jonbal McDaniel

    One Direction are ISIS members!!

    Phil 372

    Do you really think ISIS accepts twats?

    Storm

    @Phil 372 OOOOOOOOOFF

    realKnightgamer42

    More like ISIL

    Vic the General

    I like peepee

    ogogo ogpgpg

    Sup man

  15. Wolfbane8

    Ke$ha - Die Young

    Chase Gyu

    Wolfbane8 you are one with an eye

    limeade lemon

    no shit