Roth, Asher - Lark On My Go Kart Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds
Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet
Me and Teddy Ruxpin sturring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit, jump ship quick
Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick
Spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip
Twist to a front flip, son that was some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
[Verse 2]
Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty
Chillin with an Ashley, heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off
Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door-matted whore with your words, heard that before
For metaphor, pedicure, get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few, you gonna need it
Yeah, get your Wii Fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramon flow, oh so sharp
You can take Kapowski, I'ma take Lark On My Go-Kart
[Verse 3]
Ugh, yeah
Mario Kart skills are outrageous
Play me anyday and I'll be the best racist
Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your bluetooth, now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout thirty five with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend baby sits
All up in your fridge eating left-over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crimpets
Cheetos be my choice of chips
I enjoy for a bit, take a sip from my Simpson and split
[Verse 4]
Roll that J up, is it rolled?
Yeah, roll it up, ugh
Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on
Yeah, I'm a dork but I'm still holding court
Ball up, baller, yeah I'll take too long, get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who am I trying to impress? Honey in the sun dress
With the breasts luscious just sent me a text
O-M-G, your the B-E-S
If your trying to have sex, I'm the best at it
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Roth, Asher Lark On My Go Kart Comments
only here cuz of Teddy
I would listen to this at school with a red party cup full of ginger ale (cause I bought a 2 liter and put it in my locker ) and people thought I was getting drunk 😂
Saw a clip of this on Todd in the Shadows' new video, thought I'd come here to laugh at it, turns out I kind of like it. The video is dated garbage, but I think the beat is actually pretty sick and Asher's flow ain't bad
Why's his tongue sticking out?
I don't care what Todd said this is a banger and it had blown up earlier we could have had stuff similar to Brockhampton a lot earlier.
Yeah I said it.
I hate this so much, I have no words
I'm here from todd, this isn't too bad imo
Only here because of Todd in the Shadows’ new video
Jeana the power YouTubers have
The serial killer?
Yooo! I used to love this joint! Still bangs!
Crazy how 10 years ago when I was probably in grade 4 or 5 I completely ignored all the weed and alcohol mentioned and showed in this song, I just appreciated the beat and flow...and the honey in the sundress 😂
Silly shit. But his wordplay is on point ... this brings me back
puffin on a truffet
sittin on the best buds from ms buffet
434 people who watched this are jealous fags
Forgot this guy existed
This shit came out my senior year of high school! Man that was a great year! 👌
jon was here 6/2/2019
B4 there was lil dicky it was Asher Roth💯💯💯💯💯
RIP ash roth
except Roth can make good music unlike "wE aRe ThE wOrLd" adam sandler vote munipulator lookin ass
Razor Ramon flow oh so sharp
What a blast from the past. Now this is rap.
GZA...Swordsman sample. Respect the Wu.
Legend has it, Asher Roth went into hibernation and emerged as Malcamore.
Sick to track & >95. **
Asher is still simply awesome! Listen to his new song mommydog. Such a good Thanksgiving vibe
CLASSIC
Respect from greece
Ya like if u tryin' flex I'm da best @ it
He got that last text at 4:20! Peeped it!
........fuck did he just say?
This still fucking SNAPS tho
who remembers this shit on tap tap revenge
a beast
Been looking for this
This is the worst music video i have ever seen in my life
BISCUIT BOY this music video snaps
I can see why he fell off
Roth was original lil dicky
I went to school with Asher, he was a grade ahead of me. Pennsbury High School
Classic Asher!
ash in beast mode on dis
If Asher Roth is your Favorite rapper, you hate music
Tuff!!!!!
Play this shit in ya 12z 😮😱
That beat is the shit.
I was in 6th grade when asleep in the bread aisle dropped.
while creative. nothing on em.
2 different styles, patterns, flow, etc. I like both but easily... em > most
i'm at the grocery store with hot moms, bout 35 with at least 2 kids, we can make out while my friend baby sits lmao
2017 this shit still slaps
One of the worst songs ever made. Wannabe rapper. Garbage.
shit I only made it back here cause Facebook reminded my 4 years ago today I posted these lyrics lmao. classic still. no one's a better racist than asher
Gaige Abrams the song sucks
where'd you go asher roth?
Fuck me this came out my freshman year of college......now in my senior year of college. fuck me im old.
u mean freshman year of high school lmaooo
plot twist: he keeps failing
You mean Freshman of High school 😂😭
I was confused for a hot minute
Fake ass Eminem
haha serious
Lmfao, just because he's white doesn't mean he's trying to be Em.
And chief keef is ass
Mega 360 NICE BAIT
Miss the parties to this shit
Bruh 7th grade I thought I was so badass listening to this song
I was in 8th grade when I first got this album lol.. I remember playing skate 3 on my xbox 360 listening to this.
You were cool. I was a Junior in HIghschool listening to this. That makes you as a 7th grader...a badass 7th grader
Lmao super facts man. Thought I was big shit in 8th.
J. Scott bruh skate 3 and cod those were the days 😭
puffin on a truffet
sittin on the best buds from ms buffet
He should learn how to rhyme
he's the number one
Fuck I used to love this damn song.
I still love this song
She needs to make more music
+spencer green 😂
y does everyone say asher reminds them of slim shady u guys are stupid man 4 real
reminds me a bit of Slim Shady :d
His barz, flow, voice and rhymin ability is fire
Ricky like you girl 🔥 fire.
el fuegou
mario kart skills are outrageous play me any day and I'll be the best racist wait, no erase it, meant to say racer hahaha
rascist
#heatherfeatherhasaweakass
Cc
This song's instrumental kinda reminds me of " Paranoid Castle - Weed Man" lol
Beastie Boys ill communication
This used to be my ringtone.......
Dora Rodal.
Only some real understand
Give a Fuck if I look like I just woke up. Whom I tryna impress ?
OH QUEEN DIANA KNOW U DIDNT HEEHE
asher is the only rapper who i actually agree that his old stuff is wayyyyy better than his new stuff
Really, he's improved so much specifically on pabst and jazz and retrohash, his older stuff is barely passable compared to those albums
You for real buddy??? Better fix fast???!
this was always my favourite asher roth song. the video is hilarious
puffin on a truffet
sittin on the best buds from ms buffet
Outta meet this guy.
hes name is Asher Roth
I can't even think that I saw him in Paris in a festival and no one knows him ! And nobody knows this day, very sad ! Sorry for my bad english, I love this guy !
This video is hilarious
Gotta love Roth's flow to this dope beat. He's also matured a lot in his new album which I suggest y'all check out!
So awesomely random
This fucking sucks
This is my sh*t
one of my favurite songs!
the ending is so nasty
Everybody check out my remix to this song on my channel! :)
I remixed this on my page if anyone is curious
I like this, reminds me of old school philly hip hop like some Schooly D, like some hipster type shit!
To all of you comparing him to eminem.... Take me as I am my friend... Real roth fans will get that.
*As I Em
the people comparing him to eminem most probably aren't REAL roth fans though
literally the only thing Asher Roth and Eminem have in common is their skin color
Eminem turned into some kind of pop artist, and all he's rapping about his family issues and love, Ash raps about Life and about social issues... that's why i Like him more than Em...
eww...recently learned what a blumpkin was lol
CHRISTIAN BENSON Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins 😂
@Jose Prieto That's like saying you're the king of farts.
asher roth !st white rapper besides em but he was the 2nd nicest need to drop a new album tho
gotta listen to blind fury he is a blind white rapper from down south crazy skills
@justin schoonover slug from atmosphere is mexican
Mac Miller
@justin schoonover The Beastie Boys pioneered white rap
@Nathan Jordan mc serch
If eminem is so incomparable than why is every white rapper compared to him
Seems to me he has good talent and good style but he needs to work on his writing and word play. As he is now it's kind of redundant.
There's only one white rapper better than Asher, and its Em.
and Lil' Dicky...
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but Asher is also one of the best tho
Mac Miller is better, especially his new album.
mac miller and Asher roth is like the same. french montana is past them
asap is now comein.
Mac ded
Wow, I'm surprised nobody said anything about Chris webby, dude put in work.
Mac Miller has some decent shit. But Asher Roth will always be on top.