Roger Miller - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Lyrics






Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd





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  1. h.... s....

    Ricky Bobby Drove with a Cougar in his car...Does that count?

  2. M.... B....

    Hannah sperry hi

  3. c.... ....

    my music teacher in kindergarten taught us this song, and i haven’t forgotten it ever since.

  4. r.... e....

    Goddamn blue Bob yankee never defeated the Missouri confedecy either fuck tards

  5. D.... Y....

    Makes you think.. 😞

  6. D.... t....

    Put your mind to it

  7. j.... r....

    Johnny (hold my jackass)

  8. L.... D....

    Johnny Knoxville "unless..."

  9. a.... ....

    There is a lot of wisdom in this song.

  10. I.... ....

    Roger Miller single like his tongue is a bit too loose. And his mouth n is out of alignment..

  11. I.... ....

    This is the Official song of the Bills Mafia! 😈👍🏻

  12. R.... T....

    Roger: you can’t roller skate in a buffalo field.

    Johnny: hold my Stetson

  13. R.... ....

    Roger Miller: You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

    Johnny Knoxville: Hold my beer.

    R.... ....

    RedSwirlyBoi Johnny Knoxville rocks

  14. �.... �....

    why did this just appear in my recommended

  15. C.... M....

    Idk Ricky Bobby drove around with a tiger, well a mountain lion in his car

  16. C.... M....

    Johnny Knoxville proved Roger Miller wrong by roller skating in buffalo herd lol

  17. M.... P....

    Never forgotten Roger Miller

  18. s.... ....

    Wtf is a baseball pool

  19. C.... M....

    So this is the song that inspired that motivational talk by Shia LeBeouf.

  20. l.... ....

    Hey there my names Johnny Knoxville and this is Roller Buffalo

  21. m.... ....

    The hangover definitely proves you can drive with a tiger in your car

  22. L.... H....

    2019 this still makes me smile :)

  23. A.... F....

    johnny knoxville: Hold my beer.

  24. J.... M....

    You CAN drive around with a tiger in your car, if you're Ricky Bobby.

  25. K.... C....

    Jackass 4 change film with a kid on your back

  26. K.... C....

    I will prove you rong roger miller

  27. i.... g....

    I could not roller skate in a buffalo herd. Soooo I put rollerblades on and man what fun.zipping in and out of that herd.

  28. F.... C....

    i played this for my kid the look she give me was priceless lol

  29. A.... ....

    I got a brand new pair of roller skates.
    You got a brand new key.
    I think we should get together and try them on to see.
    I been lookin' around a while.
    You got somethin' I need.
    Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates.
    You got a brand new key.


    How old do we have to be to rememer those lyrics? I guess as old as we have to be to remember the lyrics to Miller's song. Good stuff all around.

  30. A.... K....

    This song is absurd!! Oh wait!! It's Roger Miller.

  31. D.... B....

    I learned a lot today... most of my questions in life have just been answered.

  32. C.... D....

    Jackass!!!

  33. N.... M....

    Legendary

  34. E.... K....

    Thanks dad for making me listen all these weird songs that I now love

  35. F.... P....

    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
    Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
    Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
    Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it
    Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
    Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
    Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
    Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
    Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
    Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
    Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
    Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it
    Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
    Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
    Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...
    Traduci in italiano

  36. G.... n....

    True words were never spoken. I live in the middle of a buffalo ranch (or Bison as they are called in Alberta ) and you ain't roller skating here

  37. H.... ....

    You can't sing this song without open youre mouth,
    You can't sing this song without open youre mouth,
    You can't sing this song without open youre mouth,
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

    Do it, do it, do it

  38. P.... H....

    But can you drive around with a tiger in your truck?

    P.... H....

    If you've a mind to you can.

  39. B.... ....

    What’s with the hundreds of thumbs down? 🤔 .. Racists.

  40. S.... ....

    Rodger Miller: You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

    Johnny Knoxville: Hold my Beer

  41. R.... D....

    thanks fresh😘

  42. H.... ....

    These are all things you can do in 2019 I've personally seen some done on the internets.

  43. K.... T....

    my dad used to sing this... didn't realize it was an actual song.
    Gee, thanks Youtube! :D

  44. B.... Z....

    There go my fucking plans for the week.

  45. S.... S....

    Unless you're Ricky Bobby.

  46. F.... ....

    What is a baseball pool? I bet he wanted to say "you cant ride around with a tiger in your tank" but ESSO would have sued him.LOL

  47. D.... R....

    Roger Miller " you can't rollerskate in a buffalo heard" Johnny Knoxville" hold ma beer"

  48. C.... t....

    Rodger Miller: You can’t roller stake in a buffalo herd.

    Johnny Knoxville: Challenge accepted.

    C.... t....

    lol he would too

    C.... t....

    @Fire Cowboy he did. Lol

    C.... t....

    Jackass 4 is officially in the works

  49. D.... ....

    This puts a smile on my face.

  50. A.... C....

    I’m afraid Africa is located in Africa

  51. G.... A....

    Dare you to click this link...
    https://www.ebay.com/usr/treasuresofthecolony

  52. S.... C....

    I like this

  53. N.... D....

    This is the dumbest...and GREATEST song ever written.

    Seriously, I like it a lot. Every Roger Miller song always reminds me of my dad.

  54. D.... J....

    Great video lol, thanks!

  55. J.... R....

    🛡️💪🏻Trump 🗽2020💪🏻🛡️

    Hell mother fucking yeeeee gents yeeee💪🏻🗽💪🏻🛡️🍻🥃

  56. L.... H....

    love this music still <3

  57. N.... ....

    2019???

    N.... ....

    Niz no one fucking likes this songn we here for motherfuckin Jonny

  58. T.... H....

    Do do do it😂

    T.... H....

    The way he says it is funny as fuck

  59. M.... L....

    And you cant feel happy when you feelin down, cant feel happy when you feelin down ......

  60. M.... r....

    Jackass 3.5

  61. K.... L....

    Because of you, u ,u must be playing with ur own ding a Ling

    K.... L....

    -Chuck Berry classic

  62. f.... a....

    Next breaking story out of Yellowstone

  63. L.... A....

    You can't tell me what to do

  64. D.... ....

    Well not with that attitude you can't...

  65. j.... m....

    Do it do it do it!!!!!!

  66. j.... m....

    Love this song

  67. r.... ....

    I heard this Country and Western song about 1960.

  68. A.... A....

    I’m here NOT because of Jackass

  69. U.... L....

    Will power baby!

  70. G.... K....

    I like the way he says you have

  71. A.... S....

    Roger was the Kansas City Star. I liked the Ballad of Vance even better.

  72. S.... H....

    I'm listening to this in honor of my father in law. Today is his birthday, he died last March. I can't think of a better way to remember him

  73. D.... ....

    But you can be happy if you've a mind to…

  74. D.... D....

    This is the greatest song I've ever heard

  75. J.... L....

    Heard this song while in the wombs

  76. B.... P....

    Buffalo herd is two words

  77. P.... P....

    If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough that was the first song I heard before this one😃😃😃

  78. T.... J....

    Just ONE example of the genius that was Roger Miller. R.I.P.

  79. S.... S....

    LMAO It Would Be Fun Watch People Actualy Try These Things 🐯🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🌙🌴

  80. D.... M....

    This is a simple little funny song that makes a powerful statement that even some of the most intelligent people don't understand; "Happiness is not a state of being, it is a state of mind."

  81. T.... n....

    but you an be happy if you mind tooo do it do it do it do it!!!!

  82. J.... E....

    Knucle down buckle down do it do it do it.....

  83. J.... D....

    It's actually a song😂

  84. D.... C....

    what about saints row 3

  85. I.... k....

    In the sixties you could put a tiger in your tank, everyone had a tail hanging out of their gas tank

  86. I.... k....

    You don't have to catch fish to be a Fisher man

  87. g.... m....

    Roger Miller was a genius ! I saw him in Vegas in mid 70's and his music was mesmerizing . Sad that he passed away so young

  88. C.... F....

    " it felt like I was hit by a buffalo"

  89. C.... M....

    Johnny Knoxville showed us all that Rogers right you sure as fuck caint

  90. S.... ....

    I remember this on Rodger Miller's greatest hits as a little girl... That album was full of all kinds of clean, funny, simple songs.

  91. D.... C....

    The "higher we get the more informal". I should have known Roger was a free man.

  92. C.... R....

    THE Best stress reliever to sing at your job

  93. M.... ....

    What kind of song is this?

  94. M.... R....

    Sounds like a good song for drunks...

  95. J.... S....

    Grew up on Roger Miller

  96. D.... D....

    Roller skating in a buffalo herd sounds like FUN!!!!

  97. J.... ....

    Half way into this song my browser crashed