Roger Miller - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Lyrics



Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd




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Roger Miller You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd Comments
  1. henry smith

    Ricky Bobby Drove with a Cougar in his car...Does that count?

  2. Madyson Berger

    Hannah sperry hi

  3. cinnamon

    my music teacher in kindergarten taught us this song, and i haven’t forgotten it ever since.

  4. robert e lee

    Goddamn blue Bob yankee never defeated the Missouri confedecy either fuck tards

  5. Daniel Yerke

    Makes you think.. 😞

  6. Douglas the number 10 Back Engine Productions

    Put your mind to it

  7. jonathan romero

    Johnny (hold my jackass)

  8. Lane Da Wolf

    Johnny Knoxville "unless..."

  9. armadillotoe

    There is a lot of wisdom in this song.

  10. IronMyno

    Roger Miller single like his tongue is a bit too loose. And his mouth n is out of alignment..

  11. IrishLegacy14

    This is the Official song of the Bills Mafia! 😈👍🏻

  12. Ross Turpin

    Roger: you can’t roller skate in a buffalo field.

    Johnny: hold my Stetson

  13. RedSwirlyBoi

    Roger Miller: You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

    Johnny Knoxville: Hold my beer.

    Devon Troyer

    RedSwirlyBoi Johnny Knoxville rocks

  14. Δανάη Αυγερινού

    why did this just appear in my recommended

  15. Chip Miller

    Idk Ricky Bobby drove around with a tiger, well a mountain lion in his car

  16. Chip Miller

    Johnny Knoxville proved Roger Miller wrong by roller skating in buffalo herd lol

  17. Mike Petersen

    Never forgotten Roger Miller

  18. skrrrt64

    Wtf is a baseball pool

  19. Cassandra Morrison

    So this is the song that inspired that motivational talk by Shia LeBeouf.

  20. loser

    Hey there my names Johnny Knoxville and this is Roller Buffalo

  21. msw51995

    The hangover definitely proves you can drive with a tiger in your car

  22. Leslie Hamilton

    2019 this still makes me smile :)

  23. Arthur Fleck

    johnny knoxville: Hold my beer.

  24. Jiggly McSugertits

    You CAN drive around with a tiger in your car, if you're Ricky Bobby.

  25. Kylor Church

    Jackass 4 change film with a kid on your back

  26. Kylor Church

    I will prove you rong roger miller

  27. i gumby

    I could not roller skate in a buffalo herd. Soooo I put rollerblades on and man what fun.zipping in and out of that herd.

  28. Fire Cowboy

    i played this for my kid the look she give me was priceless lol

  29. AdrienneAce

    I got a brand new pair of roller skates.
    You got a brand new key.
    I think we should get together and try them on to see.
    I been lookin' around a while.
    You got somethin' I need.
    Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates.
    You got a brand new key.


    How old do we have to be to rememer those lyrics? I guess as old as we have to be to remember the lyrics to Miller's song. Good stuff all around.

  30. ALAN KILLEN

    This song is absurd!! Oh wait!! It's Roger Miller.

  31. Doctor Brown

    I learned a lot today... most of my questions in life have just been answered.

  32. Craig Davis

    Jackass!!!

  33. Nathaniel Morton

    Legendary

  34. Ellie Kulmann

    Thanks dad for making me listen all these weird songs that I now love

  35. Francesco Petillo

    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
    Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
    Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
    Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it
    Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
    Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
    Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
    Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
    Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
    Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
    Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
    Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it
    Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
    Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
    Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
    Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...
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  36. Gman nubs

    True words were never spoken. I live in the middle of a buffalo ranch (or Bison as they are called in Alberta ) and you ain't roller skating here

  37. HellsCaretaker

    You can't sing this song without open youre mouth,
    You can't sing this song without open youre mouth,
    You can't sing this song without open youre mouth,
    But you can be happy if you've a mind to.

    Do it, do it, do it

  38. Peyton Hamlett

    But can you drive around with a tiger in your truck?

    Jim Adams

    If you've a mind to you can.

  39. BourbonBear_AL

    What’s with the hundreds of thumbs down? 🤔 .. Racists.

  40. SnoFox

    Rodger Miller: You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

    Johnny Knoxville: Hold my Beer

  41. Rhonda Daisy

    thanks fresh😘

  42. Hiphop101ize

    These are all things you can do in 2019 I've personally seen some done on the internets.

  43. Kraneia The Dixie Dryad

    my dad used to sing this... didn't realize it was an actual song.
    Gee, thanks Youtube! :D

  44. Brandon Ziko

    There go my fucking plans for the week.

  45. Shit Shower

    Unless you're Ricky Bobby.

  46. FastgunEd

    What is a baseball pool? I bet he wanted to say "you cant ride around with a tiger in your tank" but ESSO would have sued him.LOL

  47. Darrell Riddell

    Roger Miller " you can't rollerskate in a buffalo heard" Johnny Knoxville" hold ma beer"

  48. Colfax the Grim

    Rodger Miller: You can’t roller stake in a buffalo herd.

    Johnny Knoxville: Challenge accepted.

    Fire Cowboy

    lol he would too

    Locus Cades

    @Fire Cowboy he did. Lol

    Cosmo Kramer

    Jackass 4 is officially in the works

  49. Dinco422

    This puts a smile on my face.

  50. Antoine Cantin

    I’m afraid Africa is located in Africa

  51. Grant Appell

    Dare you to click this link...
    https://www.ebay.com/usr/treasuresofthecolony

  52. Selena Chavez

    I like this

  53. Nicholas DeSmedt

    This is the dumbest...and GREATEST song ever written.

    Seriously, I like it a lot. Every Roger Miller song always reminds me of my dad.

  54. Danny Jones

    Great video lol, thanks!

  55. Jon Rome

    🛡️💪🏻Trump 🗽2020💪🏻🛡️

    Hell mother fucking yeeeee gents yeeee💪🏻🗽💪🏻🛡️🍻🥃

  56. Leslie Hamilton

    love this music still <3

  57. Niz

    2019???

    Caleb Montoya

    Niz no one fucking likes this songn we here for motherfuckin Jonny

  58. T H E R E A L Y W S

    Do do do it😂

    T H E R E A L Y W S

    The way he says it is funny as fuck

  59. Moondog Lightning

    And you cant feel happy when you feelin down, cant feel happy when you feelin down ......

  60. MX rider 227

    Jackass 3.5

  61. Koko Lee

    Because of you, u ,u must be playing with ur own ding a Ling

    Bo Zølner

    -Chuck Berry classic

  62. flannel and iron

    Next breaking story out of Yellowstone

  63. Lucas Ananias

    You can't tell me what to do

  64. DrClawizdead

    Well not with that attitude you can't...

  65. joseph martin

    Do it do it do it!!!!!!

  66. jessica milhoan

    Love this song

  67. rutabagasteu

    I heard this Country and Western song about 1960.

  68. Air Aero

    I’m here NOT because of Jackass

  69. Use Lance

    Will power baby!

  70. Grady K

    I like the way he says you have

  71. Alan Strong

    Roger was the Kansas City Star. I liked the Ballad of Vance even better.

  72. Shannon Harrison

    I'm listening to this in honor of my father in law. Today is his birthday, he died last March. I can't think of a better way to remember him

  73. Debianzz

    But you can be happy if you've a mind to…

  74. DS Desod: kelahiran baru

    This is the greatest song I've ever heard

  75. J Lansdale

    Heard this song while in the wombs

  76. Ben Press

    Buffalo herd is two words

  77. Princess Peyten

    If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough that was the first song I heard before this one😃😃😃

  78. T4TEXASTOM JOHNNYCAT

    Just ONE example of the genius that was Roger Miller. R.I.P.

  79. Sly Smilin Cat

    LMAO It Would Be Fun Watch People Actualy Try These Things 🐯🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🌙🌴

  80. David Morse

    This is a simple little funny song that makes a powerful statement that even some of the most intelligent people don't understand; "Happiness is not a state of being, it is a state of mind."

  81. The new Creator

    but you an be happy if you mind tooo do it do it do it do it!!!!

  82. Justin Eighties baby

    Knucle down buckle down do it do it do it.....

  83. Joy D

    It's actually a song😂

  84. Dorian Causley

    what about saints row 3

  85. I know, but,

    In the sixties you could put a tiger in your tank, everyone had a tail hanging out of their gas tank

  86. I know, but,

    You don't have to catch fish to be a Fisher man

  87. gladys mahon

    Roger Miller was a genius ! I saw him in Vegas in mid 70's and his music was mesmerizing . Sad that he passed away so young

  88. Chester Figueras

    " it felt like I was hit by a buffalo"

  89. Clint Miller

    Johnny Knoxville showed us all that Rogers right you sure as fuck caint

  90. Summer Knuday

    I remember this on Rodger Miller's greatest hits as a little girl... That album was full of all kinds of clean, funny, simple songs.

  91. David Coker

    The "higher we get the more informal". I should have known Roger was a free man.

  92. Cindy Ramsey Nosko

    THE Best stress reliever to sing at your job

  93. MIKECNW

    What kind of song is this?

  94. M Richardson

    Sounds like a good song for drunks...

  95. Josie Springfield

    Grew up on Roger Miller

  96. David Dooley

    Roller skating in a buffalo herd sounds like FUN!!!!

  97. JamnEXE

    Half way into this song my browser crashed