Robyn - Konichiwa Bitches Lyrics






You wanna rumble in my jungle
I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa
And send you home
You wanna rumble in space
I put my laser on stun
And on the north pole I'll ice you son

You wanna thrilla in mah nilla
You'll be killer bee stung
Wanna taste of vanilla
Better watch your tongue

'Cause I'll hammer your toe
Like a pediatrician
Saw you in half
Like I'm a magician
Tear you down
Like I'm in demolition
Count you out
Like a mathematician

I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion
You ain't call the cops, you call the firestation

'Cause my flavor's so sweet
You'll be zoom, zoom, zoom
Don't even get me started on my bada-boom-booms
One left, one right - thats how I organize 'em
You know I fill my cups no need to supersize em'
Right now you probably thinking "how she get in them jeans"
Well, I'm gifted all natural and burstin the seams

Konichiwa bitches
Konichiwa bitches

Don't I look tasty like a french bon-bon
Even more sweeter than a cherry bomb
Coming with the postman like I'm a mailbomb
Comin' in your mouth
Makes you say yum-yum

Hit the gong-gong
Bring the sumos on
I'm 'a kick ass all the way to Hong Kong
Make the balls bounce like a game of ping-pong
Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Siagon
Got nothing on me
'Cause you know you're so bum
Dom-didi-dom-didididi-dom-dom
Check the scenario
I'm 'a bust your ear drum
And leave you heads ringing
With a ring-a-ding-dong
Busy on the mic
Since the day I was what? (Born)
Check out my style it's the rock of what? (Mo')
Shine is on me like a dog on what? (Bone)
Fight the power
Put myself on the throne

You know when shit is getting heavy
Like it's weights a ton
I will run you down like a marathon
Tape you up good
Put you in the trunk
See you next Tuesday
You is a punk





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  1. i.... ....

    cool, I'm at that 'strange but good' part of YT😏

  2. J.... M....

    Slammin'

  3. t.... ....

    The ‘old’ YouTube

  4. G.... B....

    This song leave you wish that "What the fuck??" Feeling :]

  5. F.... K....

    RIPD song then never heard of again. LOL

  6. B.... L....

    lov this

  7. P.... G....

    This is just..... wow

  8. K.... R....

    exuse me im japanese and mi grammas is not goood

  9. G.... J....

    Sweet how the person who did the subtitles clearly has no idea about the “Thrilla in Manila” reference in the song.. what did they say? “thrilla in my nilla” or something like that? Sweet! :-)

  10. J.... K....

    Can you imagine if she released this song in 2019 lol, CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!

  11. R.... B....

    Believe or not pornhub brought me here

  12. G.... P....

    Congratulations.
    I wouldn't have thought it possible.
    The video is even more ridiculous than the song lyrics. O_o

  13. D.... A....

    Konichiwa bitcyez

  14. T.... S....

    Is it just me... or does Robyn actually kinda sounded like Tracer from Overwatch?

  15. R.... C....

    This song (from the very first time I heard it) is 100% my #2 FAVORITE Robyn song of ALL TIME! 🔥🔥🔥

  16. B.... d....

    Dinky little tune🎶🎶

  17. B.... ....

    Imagine if a Japanese person said "konichiwa"




    BITCHESS

  18. k.... ....

    I used to play this on my I-pod touch connected to the radio with an AUX cord when my dad would drive me to school, and he genuinely liked it. This is a man who loves classic rock like Pink Floyd, Metallica, Van Halen etc. & he would always ask me to "put on the song with the girl in the trunk"

    I was thinking about that today and remembering how funny it was that he would call it that. Naturally I wanted to look this up, and ironically realized I forgot the name after all these years myself. But I did remember it was by Robyn, so I genuinely looked up "Robyn girl in trunk song" on youtube ... and it was the first one to pop up. Thanks dad lmao

    Fun fact: He made me put it on his MP3 player back then(which was like 2gb and held like 50 songs) so he could listen to it at the gym. Hilarious to think some giant man at the gym listening to Konichiwa Bitches while benching like 200+lbs lmao!

  19. H.... ....

    Lmao the house alarm sound effect is from the sims 1

  20. B.... I....

    thrillin in the nilla is one of my favorite things

  21. A.... S....

    První krok!

  22. B.... P....

    Marina brought me here

  23. G.... R....

    Who is come here after RIPD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  24. 2.... ....

    I'm from the future

  25. D.... H....

    Oh god, Someone get the rope out, I wanna hang myself.

  26. B.... M....

    Gringe ?

  27. K.... ....

    Underrated.

  28. �.... �....

    Ассиметрия- молодёжная стрижка конца 80-х начала 90-х популярная в СССР. Asymmetry - youth haircut late 80's early 90's popular in the USSR.

    �.... �....

    When store cashiers of any kind in American stores see that (played out) asymmetrical haircut they dread dealing with the person wearing it. They are usually a huge pain in the ass to deal with.

  29. S.... A....

    OH THOSE HIGH SCHOOL DAYS 😌✨

  30. N.... C....

    I came here from R.I.P.D. 2013 😹

  31. A.... P....

    omigod weeaboo luvyu

  32. J.... S....

    That Hot Chic and Old Asian Guy brought me here.

  33. H.... M....

    I never realized how much Yolandi (from Die Antwood) sounds just like Robyn.

  34. N.... ....

    This shit is lame.

  35. E.... ....

    Emperor Akihito is giving up his throne today.

  36. G.... J....

    Why 2.7 m vires only?!? 😫😟😩😨😵😔

  37. m.... ....

    What is the point of this?

    m.... ....

    looney tunes

  38. T.... Y....

    こんにちは〜♩なぜ?w

  39. J.... H....

    Why ppl waste time w/Grande, Gomez, Cyrus, Fergie, post-country Taylor Swift, Trainor, et al when Robyn did it 1st and best. Listen to her and save time from listening to her imitators.

  40. p.... ....

    Still better than mumble crap.

  41. I.... ....

    I've lost in the internet.

  42. A.... E....

    Now let’s see Calum Scott make a cover of this.

  43. J.... T....

    Not a good song this is it. It's like she's seen Nikki Minaj and thought "She makes money, let's do that and cash in"

    J.... T....

    This song is about Robyn leaving her old label and making music she wants to and not just what will be profitable. Try again.

  44. S.... K....

    That was weird.

  45. i.... w....

    i typed in konichiwa on google to see how 2 spell it

  46. I.... C....

    This is the most adorably offensive song I've ever heard

  47. A.... D....

    Love this song; listening to it after ages! Dayum!

  48. #.... a....

    “KONICHIWA BITCHES”

  49. T.... t....

    That guy T posing at 0:02

  50. j.... x....

    what am i doing here

  51. M.... W....

    Wtf. Why is this censored now? I don't remember it being so the last time I watched it. 🤔
    Maybe I'm just imagining things.

    M.... W....

    Nope I watched this year ago and it wasn't censored

  52. H.... U....

    This was like 14 years ago omg

  53. N.... ....

    ❤🔥❤🎶🙊🙉🙈🎧💃💃💃💃🔥🔥🔥

  54. N.... ....

    Omg! I can't believe white Nikki Minaj!

  55. N.... N....

    2018?????

  56. S.... S....

    I always did like her. I remember her from back in the days, cute clean fun music... Peace

  57. K.... A....

    Koolaidkid ™ approved see you next tuesday, you is a punk !

  58. f.... H....

    I hate this this thing is buls*at

  59. c.... p....

    R.I.P.D.

  60. M.... L....

    Robyn has upped her Scandinavian adorable factor with this one. Totally off the hook, and I love it!

  61. J.... F....

    Gringe !

  62. A.... S....

    That blurry thingy of Japan is the masterpiece, if you dont know blur dicks

  63. A.... P....

    Like si tu es la grâce à Gringe.

  64. D.... ....

    how come this song reminds me of Lana Del Rey's "Venice B*tch"?

  65. e.... r....

    R.I.P.D?

  66. a.... ....

    Ah yes, the lesser known third atomic bomb that we dropped on Japanese culture.

  67. A.... V....

    sep 2018

  68. W.... D....

    I'm shook that Robyn invented Minecraft 01:07
    What a legend!

  69. o.... m....

    if she released this in 2018 she would be banned from earth

  70. c.... -....

    wtf is this?

  71. c.... 4....

    R.I.P.D

  72. K.... P....

    All these years hearing this in The Sims 2, never had any idea it was an actual song!

  73. J.... R....

    Xuxa depois das drogas

  74. M.... V....

    It seems Robyn was just having fun with this song and video and not taking it so serious. The people hating on this must be boring/lame af.

  75. D.... F....

    What a meme

  76. V.... A....

    here because of garrett

  77. M.... H....

    Sex 2018

  78. T.... ....

    R.I.P.D

  79. D.... C....

    Marina and the diamonds has this on one of her playlists!!! I actually forgot about this song (somehow) i’m so glad i saw this in her playlist

  80. J.... ....

    This is not good

  81. R.... F....

    This song sucks, Trentemoller is a genius to make this sound good.

  82. B.... ....

    Excellent song.

  83. I.... H....

    Well, this is awful.

    I.... H....

    This is not about you.

  84. D.... Z....

    Konichiwa Bitches!

  85. K.... D....

    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  86. I.... f....

    Omg wtf did i just watch

  87. T.... d....

    q porra é essa

  88. L.... B....

    this was NOT the one i was looking for. i was looking for the one from r.i.p.d

  89. b.... ....

    ow, she's being so racist towords japanese. so not progressive...

  90. A.... C....

    It's discusting :x

  91. H.... S....

    This shit Hella gay