Robbie Williams - Me And My Monkey Lyrics

There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face)
He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well?
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!'

Me and my monkey
With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages
Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores
'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world'
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine
'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too much of a good

Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Billy The Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did

Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores, he couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run
That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun
'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!'

Me and my monkey
drove in search of the sun
Now me and my monkey
We don't wanna kill no mexican
But we've got ten itchy fingers
and one thing to declare
When the monkey is high
you do not stare, you do not stare
you do not stare...

Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy
And I ain't about to run
Put your gun down, boy
huh huh...
How did I get mixed up with this fucking monkey anyhow?

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Robbie Williams Me And My Monkey Comments
  1. Ogulcan Diken

    siz ne anlarsınız lan amcıklar

  2. Vicente Valencia ojeda

    Eterno May fren

  3. AZ J J

    همیشه این آهنگ خاطره انگیزه خیلی زیبا اجرا شده
    Perfectly performed beautiful views wish I was there

  4. Acrylic Pour, My Therapy and Passion

    Great great great song Robbie; they bring such sweet memories back during the holidays à La Douce France, Le Provence 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ❤️. 🦋

  5. Vicky Tod

    /OK broo, drsa

  6. annick razafiarison

    i love you

  7. KHALID Hadraoui

    Story Legendary

  8. OL LW

    Fucking stupid !!!!

  9. Christina

    Extraordinary performance.

  10. Harry Johnson

    Such an underrated singer.

  11. Terry Fishlips

    best UK entertainer in 30 fkn years

  12. lampisgod

    Hello from Greece

  13. Sony Luy

    I really love this guy soooo much

  14. Gustavo Adolfo Caraballo Caraballo

    Like 2019 ?

    James Hunt

    Yeahh and this guy has 5M views and 2.7k subs hahah

  15. Kala.Misty Landes

    .... Un Robbie comme on l a découvert; banque, charmeur,provocateur et un parfait boostant à lui seul face à 200 000 people.... J'ai tjrs été stupéfaite du power qu il dégage ds ses shows.... Bref, plaisir de ne pas t oublier sur certaines prestations; un 2 ème eveil,... Même si c était pour terminer un passage court mais MARQUANT CHEZ TOUS CEUX QUI ONT AIMÉ ET AIME ENCORE.... THANK S ROBBIE

    Kala.Misty Landes

    ....une personne très belle à l intérieur, sinon comment donner ce que vous voyez, avez vu ou p.etre même vécu.... Sous des airs de fou déjanté, certes, un coeur d or et un besoin d être aimé à travers ce qu il DONNE sans DOSER LE MOINDRE GESTES ou PAROLES!!!! Mon avis, uniquement, mais, voilà, un homme plus bon et super showman au sang show....!!!!?🦋🦋

    Kala.Misty Landes

    ....wahou Kala! Tu étais en forme pour ce 2ème commentaire‼️🙈🙊🙉🤗🤔😉‼️🦋🦋🦋🎶🎶🎶

  16. Eva Cubas Ojeda

    Viva positivo eres grande

  17. daisy lovell

    A beautiful, talented man, but he had his demons, thankfully now his life is so much better.

  18. Eleni Labaki

    Fantastic l have no words!!!!!!!!!


    I love him and his mom:)

  20. györgy magyar

    Extra super

  21. lucija LaLa

    🎶🎶🎶 La La🐒💝🐒💝❣

  22. timothy evans

    mastery of a fine sone

  23. gonnahavemesomefun

    This is not all from Knebworth!!


    Tell me more so that I can spot it in descriptions; please.

  24. Alison Bishop

    And brass beats guitar right now

  25. Alison Bishop

    Robbie kicks ass. Forever.

  26. Dj_Ary Pankadao

    Muito Bom...Up

  27. Your 666th Subscriber

    drugs? alcohol?

  28. Azamat M

    2019 ???? ANYBODY?

  29. joao batista

    Espetáculo Brasil Jhony.

  30. Zubarev Alexandr

    Крутая банда

  31. Ruth Eli Dahlen

    kjæpt og betalt

  32. BGD-Canman

    I love this song but booze is very bad for you. Legal drug. Don't drink. Have some beer or a glass of vino and stop. Please.

  33. Patricca Rodriguez

    A que carai 💀😂

  34. Vasco Ribeiro

    She came directly from the Simpsons show!!!

  35. Maite Sanchez

    I AM monkey también. Me apunto

  36. mária one

    alkohol-drogok nem

  37. Jean-paul Guilbert

    Love Love

  38. Peter Mould With MauriceBallBookmaker With Stroud


    Peter Mould With MauriceBallBookmaker With Stroud

    The South West

  39. lucija LaLa


  40. emre kaya

    "incredible" würde ich sagen.

  41. Johnny Kealan Mould Morrisons

    Robbie Greg Williams
    U2 Frank Bono Hogan
    Loud Men Male Will Young Body Male Will Young Chest

    Matt D


  42. lucija LaLa


  43. The Boss

    Alcohol: YES!! Drugs: YES...!!! Unprotected sex with the monkey: "Computer says no"

  44. Johnny Kealan Mould Morrisons

    Robbie Greg Williams
    U2 Frank Bono Hogan

  45. jabokk

    Very Nice ,..

  46. grazia bonasorte


  47. lucija LaLa


  48. Suzanne Corstorphine

    Well done robbie that's just life Scottie beam me up good for you sweetheart xxx

  49. marcos maximiliano avendaño

    Pensar que aca una mina le chupo la pija y se lleno de guita por salir en la tele mostrando el orto

  50. Alekos Mponias


  51. hikikomori90

    One of the best pop songs ever...

  52. anon6116

    Going in for a treatment at the cancer hospital of my choice and this video has me smiling and singing along. Sharing it with the nurses as well!

  53. Leslie buck

    Not a fan, but what a true song! It’s a fight for your life!

  54. West East Bourne Midlands Deja Vu Dream Team

    Robbie Greg West Williams

  55. duncan w craig

    Just a crazy night out on the blow.

  56. Marie Delinaoum

    🙈 🙉 🙊 😇 ...... 🐵 🐒 ⛌⛝⛞ 🚩↘↙↗↖↖⬅➡⬆↩↪🔝🔙🌏💋🌞😨😵😧👆❤🌏

  57. Nathalie tougris

    Cette chanson est géniale comme lui .

  58. Veronica Logotheti

    He is so nice

  59. Can Yigit

    Song is very beautiful and the girl Robbie talked is incredibly pretty.

  60. The Elf


  61. Maria Becerra

    He is incredible great.

  62. Julie Weintraub

    Isn’t it really all about your game of show, Robby is certainly iconic show man?


    Really ??!! This guy is a grow up man ? What a very stupid speech with kid´s all aroud. Why dont keep the monkey stories for him self? Stupid punk !!!



  65. Valeria Bastos

    Lindíssimo Robbie Williams

  66. Joelle Mercier

    Très Belle Chanson Musique

  67. Jean-Christophe HEILMANN

    So Tiny Princess <3

  68. Jean-Christophe HEILMANN

    Please, Robbie, Don't make as Others Artists, as Talented As You Are... Your Family And Billions Of People And Friends Who Love You Want You To Stay ALIVE With Us... Thank You VERY MUCH FOR YOUR ARTS. Thank You Dear Diboan, This Is A Beautiful Version -;) Also Take Care... Uuuuh !!! -;) Thank You...

  69. Jean-Christophe HEILMANN

    Thank You Very Much Robbie Williams <3 Our God Bless You <3

  70. monique de groot

    Eery how he sings about the 33 th floor in a hotel in Las vegas with a gun and somebody s gonna get hurt....did he knew something we didnt...

  71. Aris Giannis

    However he is perfect...

  72. Aris Giannis

    He is in a drug mode...look his eyes

  73. Karen Evans

    Jon 07944042271 why haven't you texted me on your PHONE no credit on mine KAREN xxx

  74. anargiros Retselas

    Perfect!!!!!!the best!!!!!!

  75. Jo Davies

    Crap quality dude. It doesn't cost too much in wifi to download a 1080. and moving on.......

  76. flash more

    Bev baby from UK 2005 with you r best friend beck met me on the way to Darwin Aus please contact me, wish I had gone on with you we'd still be together!

  77. Helge E

    Scheiße, warum lieb' ich diesen Song so sehr?.....sry, too lazy to translate it....

  78. Robin Hood

    From a puppet to a starvation star!!!!

  79. Nahhonqwatth

    1:59 Don't take it so serious girl.

  80. The Elf


  81. The Elf


  82. c muench

    legit thought i was gonna watch Robin Williams perform "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey" by the beatles

  83. Gabriella Piovan

    a chi si riferisce vediamo se indovinate !???¿

  84. Kim Willcox

    I love you please come get me. Please!!. Im not well i dont want 2 die

  85. Dave Chard

    Without drugs......

  86. Bill Wallwork

    Do Knebworth again robbie and show the world you still are the greatest showman ever

  87. manchester Lees

    You've written an original, unique song it

    Ed Smith Music

    He never wrote any of his songs on his own. He had a songwriting partner like Elton John. Elton paid regular tribute to Bernie Taupin, Robbie paid no respect to Guy. This was the last album that was co-written with Guy. His career plummeted from that point.

  88. Kiber


  89. jack arkell

    In Britain a money is 500 quid