Robbie Williams - Making Plans For Nigel Lyrics






We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a fist of steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
He must be happy in his world

Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak
And he likes to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his world
Nigel is happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him





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  1. m.... ....

    Wow ... total shite.

  2. s.... e....

    Excellent

  3. C.... l....

    Best version

  4. p.... R....

    Absolutely love this!

  5. z.... s....

    How could he not sing this song bearing in mind that evil c_nt Nigel

  6. j.... ....

    Gawd, this is HORRIBLE!

  7. D.... M....

    Anyone noticed the guitar hitting the wrong chord (E minor) on 1:09?

  8. J.... t....

    This version makes want to cut my own dick off

  9. W.... ....

    The largest garbage sounding version of this song 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    W.... ....

    Wade fuck me, it is

  10. g.... s....

    in the xtc doc "this is pop," andy partridge mentioned that when colin moulding first played the song to them, it sounded like a joan baez song....and now, when I try to sing it, it does indeed sound a bit joan baez-y lol

  11. A.... K....

    Don't know whether to laugh or cry.....

    A.... K....

    Auntypizza Knows Best I’d go from laughing to crying, if u cry then laugh you’d sound mental

  12. k.... ....

    What a dick Robbie Williams is

  13. s.... d....

    I don't mind this at all...good to know this is still influencing... Prefer the original though

  14. R.... R....

    Nice ver. Felicidades weon.

  15. T.... T....

    Never heard a Robbie Williams accent like this.

  16. J.... B....

    Awful, just awful

  17. C.... M....

    Drumming is nice, along with the rest. If XTC sped it up they would've gotten the very same.
    The vocals I'd rather forget about them.

  18. l.... g....

    Amazing version - love it

  19. s.... ....

    Nigel Martin-Smith

    s.... ....

    Wouldn't surprise me if it was indeed a kind of eye wink by Robbie to that Nigel. Witty as always :-)

  20. r.... s....

    It's not a tribute, or a homage, it's just his own version.

  21. r.... s....

    The only reason he sang this song was because of Nigel, nothing else.

    r.... s....

    +bridget brown Nigel Farage?

  22. C.... P....

    join my campaign to Get XTCs version to No1

  23. S.... A....

    Love Robbie Williams no matter what

  24. J.... P....

    He seems to be going through the motions - but anyone who pays homage to the mighty XTC is worthy of a thumbs up!

  25. J.... ....

    oh Robbie

  26. N.... S....

    Reminds me a bit of Morrissey, maybe musically, but Robbie's vocals are different. They also write some amusing lyrics.

  27. E.... W....

    can't be that much longer after he did Freedom

  28. M.... ....

    love everything he does - this song was right at the time in his life

  29. S.... A....

    nigel martin-smith - that probably why!

  30. l.... ....

    I'm not usually one to comment on things like this, but this is bollocks.

  31. C.... ....

    this is just a tribute.....

  32. T.... L....

    not a patch on the original but cred points for covering a classic.

  33. P.... S....

    It's actually a cover version of a song by XTC.

  34. l.... ....

    All u idiots avin a go at robbie im not his fan at all but do u honestly think he wud swap his talent for yours, its a good cover fact, i don't like spice girls but id be wrong to say they r rubbish they sold millions of albums get a life, b nice u bunch of queers ha

    l.... ....

    Selling 1 million copies of something doesn't mean that thing is good. It could just as easily mean that thing is crap but there are 1 million idiots prepared to buy it just the same. Example: The Birdie Song

  35. D.... ....

    Best song him and Guy Chambers ever wrote.

    Dunno why it was hidden away on a b-side.

    D.... ....

    ....because it's by xtc

    D.... ....

    They didn't write it, you twit

    D.... ....

    Oh dear....😃

  36. S.... ....

    before you get to the end of the video make sure you get upset

  37. k.... ....

    how to crucify a great song,courtesy of a talentless,egocentric moron.

  38. M.... ....

    fuck off.

  39. d.... ....

    what ever

  40. d.... ....

    @Andytheashton why

  41. A.... ....

    if you like this then i want you and your whole family to die. RW is a massive turd and so are you

  42. R.... ....

    Fuck off Robbie. Leave XTC alone.

  43. D.... J....

    @InParticularNobody @TheNouveauxdecadence @analsculpture robbie is the best get a grip

  44. I.... ....

    check out XTCs version rather than this talentless buffoon.

  45. T.... ....

    I LOVE the original from XTC, I like this music arrangement to this. The problem with Robbie is that I am not that fond of the way he phrases when he sings which is why I don't enjoy this or his music in general...

  46. d.... ....

    sexy Robbie Williams :)

  47. j.... ....

    Good choice Robbie.

  48. d.... e....

    not bad xtc were one of the best punk bands way better then the sex pistols

  49. b.... ....

    XTC did the original & Rob hasn't drank for a decade & yes there was a very specific reason he did this song - his X-Manager.

  50. e.... ....

    @bonofreak...well I don't know Slash's version but I think it's no secret why Rob did this song!

  51. f.... c....

    the original version is much better!

  52. b.... ....

    Not as good as Slash.