Riverdale Cast - All That Jazz Lyrics






Come on, babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz

(Skiddoo!)

And all that jazz

(Hotcha!)
(Whoopee!)

And all that jazz

(Ha! Ha! Ha!)

Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
And all that jazz

Rught up here
Is where I store the juice
And all that jazz

Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I betcha lucky Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To all that jazz

Oh, you're gonna see
Your sheba shimmy shake
And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy
Till her garters break
And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz

Come on, babe
(Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake)
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
(And all that jazz)

I'm gonna rouge my knees
(Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break)
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
(And all that jazz)

Start the car
(Show her where to park her girdle)
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
(Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle)
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
(If she'd hear her baby's queer)
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz

No, I'm no one's wife
But, oh, I love my life
And all that jazz
That jazz!





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  1. e.... b....

    they're supposed to be like 18... chicago isn't really a musical a high school would do.

  2. R.... o....

    Well now we know Veronica's version before she got murdered by her sister Velma. (Chicago)

  3. A.... v....

    The people just judge, if u dont like dont watch.

  4. r.... ....

    Obviously glee will be superior but riverdale just does its own thing with it which i love because its music everybody does it differently we cant all sound the same🖤🖤

  5. r.... ....

    I really like this interpretation

  6. �.... ....

    А теперь посмотрите это еще раз и понимайте, что по сценарию им по 16-17 лет

  7. M.... G....

    sorry but there is something in the voice of cami that I don't like, and less for a broadway song ... i like riverdale but please stop singing

  8. K.... F....

    I will always prefer Rachel Berry's version

  9. e.... r....

    is no one going to mention how incredible cami’s voice is like MY GOD

  10. L.... L....

    The song isn’t even that bad it’s the choreography... Cami sweetie you deserve better

  11. c.... s....

    I’m only in this for keirnan shipka

  12. K.... D....

    Bob Fosse I'm so sorry you had to witness this rendition of your choreography

  13. G.... R....

    Camila Medes and Vanessa Morgan/
    Madeleine PETSCH you are good dancer and singer

  14. H.... H....

    This show is insane af

  15. s.... B....

    where is betty

  16. r.... ....

    Yall needa chill glee will always be a classic like no durrr but riverdale has new voices obvi never goring to replace glee voices but still pretty good i love "our love is god" from season 3 with fangs🖤🖤 and eveyln ❤❤

  17. N.... C....

    WTF!😳😅

  18. P.... ....

    She has a beautiful voice but in this song it just doesn't fit but holy shit that choreography was done well and almost makes up for it but then you hear her voice again like I'm sorry her voice just doesn't fit the song

  19. A.... E....

    I-What happened to school??????

  20. P.... _....

    Theres many comments saying its gross to sexual teens, when it is but archie is 18, and so most likley veronica and the others are as well. And if he is so is betty but theres a reason that adults play teens and not teens play teens its the kind of show it is

  21. k.... A....

    Rachel's version of this with her stoopid ass dance teacher from glee was way fucken better that this shitty ass crap

  22. c.... t....

    *aggressive clicking of heels*

  23. G.... ....

    please let the kander & ebb musicals live and stop covering them on this show PLEASE

  24. T.... T....

    omg they did bob fosse so dirty

  25. Z.... T....

    Can I know who's the blond girl ?

  26. s.... ....

    "mum can I have chicago?"


    "we have chicago at home."


    *chicago at home*

  27. y.... h....

    Um,,,im sorry but this version sucks, ronnie doesnt have the vocal range for this song so most of it sounds flat.

  28. K.... ....

    "You better talk to her before I do cause I'ma hurt her feelings. That's fucked up."

  29. D.... C....

    Riverdale has just turned into a downgrade of every BAD performance on glee

  30. A.... S....

    Breaking News: Chicago is the next victim of musical murderer Riverdale. People are wondering who’s next.

  31. M.... N....

    THEY HAD TO RUIN CHICAGO

  32. N.... A....

    Sorry Ronnie but you can never be Catherine Zeta-Jones as Velma.

  33. A.... R....

    They are really teenagers!!! I do that every friday!!!! >:v

  34. B.... A....

    I love Camilla's voice but why is she always the only one that ever sings? 🙄 Archie needs to get back to singing and Betty, Kevin, Cheryl should sing more often too

  35. T.... H....

    It’s better than the other musical episodes

  36. I.... ....

    Riverdale are really out here trying to be glee

  37. I.... ....

    Just when I thought this season was gonna be good the riverdale writers prove me wrong

  38. R.... P....

    Well now I know who doesn’t do this song well👀

  39. A.... K....

    I refuse to believe that these girls are supposed to be 2 years younger than me 😨😰

  40. I.... t....

    The glee version is better

  41. E.... M....

    Don't see why everyone is hating on Riverdale and this scene suddenly. Absolutely love this scene and Veronica's version of the song of course it wont beat the original but I bet most people haven't even watched chicago and only know the song off of glee xxxx

  42. m.... y....

    glee walked so riverdale could....fumble along the floor

  43. b.... o....

    When will riverdale learn their lesson about messing with musicals

  44. A.... A....

    If is not Rachel Berry, I'm not interested.

  45. a.... ....

    noone:


    riverdale: sPoOt

  46. K.... *....

    *I’m disgusted*

  47. K.... ....

    What in the ass?

  48. M.... O....

    After watching this yall cant complain about glee anymore

  49. M.... O....

    OOOO IM NO ONES WIFE BUT


    oH i LoVe My LiFe

  50. M.... O....

    I have never been so offended

  51. M.... O....

    How dare you

  52. M.... O....

    😭😭😭 why did they have to ruin chicago

  53. W.... E....

    Aren't they suppose to be like 16 or something?? Between this and Glee I don't know which is more wild.

  54. J.... S....

    Camila nailed it 😍

  55. A.... L....

    She looks and sounds so bored

  56. L.... b....

    Another musical ruined

  57. A.... ....

    I feel like the writers and directors do know it’s ridiculous but they do it on purpose so they’ll get more viewers

  58. R.... ....

    Literally all theater&musical lovers are screeching

  59. B.... A....

    I only watch this show anymore for Cheryl

  60. S.... R....

    I don't understand why so many people have a problem with this performance. I like it and I think it's done very well

  61. G.... S....

    EW






    That’s the comment.

  62. F.... L....

    this is a super low version of Catherine Zeta-Jones, please stop, thw cringe it`s just too much

  63. C.... M....

    Chicago is one of my all time favorite musicals... thanks riverdale for ruining it :)

  64. I.... D....

    Her voice is literally so flat and boring like especially at 2:24 which is meant to be this big build up moment of the song and it’s just so anti-climatic, why do they keep forcing these musical moments on us

  65. T.... M....

    this was disgusting

    T.... M....

    This made crack out laughing

  66. N.... ....

    I can't believe I actually believed them when they said it was gonna be more like season 1

  67. m.... e....

    bob fosse is turning in his grave

  68. K.... W....

    2:05 wtf was that tho

  69. P.... ....

    Eh, personally, and I think I can speak for everyone, that Catharine Zeta-Jones was obviously the best for this song. I don't think Riverdale directors/writers know how to choreograph that well, nor do they know how/who to have sing for certain parts of some songs, because it is an accepted fact that not everyone can sing certain songs due to what pitch they are required to sing in or the manner of how the song should be presented. In season 2 they did a great job with Carrie the Musical's 'In' and most of the other numbers in that episode. But they threw it out the fucking window for Heather's with Beautiful, Candy Store and Big Fun being the biggest numbers in the musical now the worst in the show, like terribly bad. Idk, Riverdale has a lot to learn about their mistakes from the past, this is kind of an "okay" maybe. It's not bad, it's not great. Camila Mendes has a great voice it's just about where you put her that makes the difference. sorry that was a lot.

  70. s.... ....

    This is truly one of the worst shows I've ever seen.

  71. S.... P....

    I gonna cry their taking the good musicals!🤢😫😭

  72. S.... M....

    PLEASE, you're nothing compared to Catherine Zeta-Jones.

  73. M.... B....

    The choreographers are really making a big mistake with the certain moves they added. That’s honestly over how genuinely horrible it is. I gotta listen to the Catherine Zeta-Jones version now.

  74. c.... ....

    wtf is a highschool kid dancing like that

  75. S.... C....

    Why can't Riverdale pick up on the hint that none of their cast members can sing!!

  76. L.... ....

    Way to ruin Chicago for *everyone* like that

  77. t.... ....

    She is so dumb and embarassing

  78. G.... M....

    wow this is so relatable omg

  79. V.... R....

    You all hate on riverdale yet keep watching! Don’t hate on this scene yes it’s probably not practical but Cami has a great voice and their all really good at dancing even if it’s not the best choreography just let the show be if u hate the show so much stop watching it how do you think it makes the cast and writers feel like the show they’ve put there time and energy the fans hate it just stop and keep your opinion to yourself

  80. A.... T....

    THEY. ARE. SUPPOSED. TO. BE. UNDERAGE. GIRLS.

    Riverdale, just fucking stop please.

  81. i.... ....

    it's so painful to watch this

  82. �.... ....

    was that necessary

  83. L.... ....

    this is the worst rendition of this song that i have ever seen. the DISRESPECT!!! from the dancing to the singing. velma kelly would disapprove

  84. B.... f....

    Lets forget all that shit riverdale is becoming ans just say that Camila Mendes sound amazing

  85. W.... R....

    Gosh riverdale don't rape broadway like this

    W.... R....

    😭😂😂😂

  86. L.... G....

    Riverdale - killing good musical songs since 2017...

  87. M.... ....

    Camila Mendes reminds me so much of Morena Baccarin back in the day.

  88. H.... G....

    she really shouldn't sing a song like this.... really Riverdale just needs to stay away from Broadway because, in all honesty, none of have that emotional power to truly belt out the songs. and no, this isn't an opinion, i'm speaking from a technical point of view. they're not bad, they're just not Broadway (Liza Minnelli, im so sorry for them butchering this)

  89. A.... 2....

    Are the writers under drog when they were writing that SHIT
    Poor actors their are amazing 😑😑

  90. C.... d....

    Can People just stop? Like really. Why watch and comment if u hate The show that much?

  91. H.... ....

    This is so autotuned it’s actually physically painful to listen to

  92. T.... ....

    Riverdale turned in to glee 😬

  93. M.... L....

    I hope 2 god that this is this season's "musical moment" cause if they butcher another musical.

  94. Z.... N....

    There’s a difference between being sensual and being sexualized.
    Catherine Zeta-Jones depiction is sensual, elegant and provocative
    This is just some random hot girls showing their asses so the 40s year old losers could jerk off in their pants