Rittz - Dork Rap Lyrics






Shit, it's 4:44 and I'm talking on my money phone
I've been stuntin' on 'em all summer long
Your money gone, sweeter than some honeycomb
Gettin' money long till you're freaking phone bill
Go on, cut it on
Got some real homeboys, never done me wrong
You could meet us at the top
Then [?] I will
You can fuck off and run along
People flip on you like a somersault, doin' cart wheels
Pourin' top-shelf liquor in my cocktail
The CLI-N-TEL Crew comin' like the cartel
Double-timing, but that's how I feel
Better stay up in your lane
Get in mine, hit the guardrail
Trynna work, but the cards dealt
And still flex on 'em like I'm doing curls with a barbell
Traffic in and out my house like it's a yard sale
I be in the crib with a blonde bombshell
Livin' like a kingpin, did it with the inkpen
Shit I'm sayin' make sense when it sink in
I'm distinctive, pinky ring pimp
Spittin' shit that you think spin in distinction
Like the horn of a rhino, or elephant tusk
Soarin' through the sky like a pelican does
Snort a bunch of white, when I'm feelin' the buzz
You sayin' you supported, I can tell you're jealous of us
But that's cool with me cuz my fanbase thick
You're wounded again, make the band-aid stick
It's a movement, you can shit the campaign, bitch
Light the fuse and I'm lit like a lampshade is
Every verse, I'm going on one of my rampages
Let the champagne fizz
I can show you how to get paid
But they just went and stole my template
Trynna copy me but could never be this caliente, bitch

Time for me to bring the hardcore back
Got 'em feeling like deja vu
Anyone'll get it when I'm on a warpath
And anybody in my way, I'm movin'
Then I snuck in when I seen the door crack
Then I made a new lane, make room
Little girl shit
They be on that Dork Rap (Swag)
Bunch of lame ass dudes
They don't never spit no real shit
They be on that Dork Rap (I'm Lit)
How the fuck do you support that? (Yeah)
Thinkin' that you killin'?
What I'm hearin' is beyond whack (Sizzle)
It's like the industry done gone mad
And I don't ever feel shit, every single song's bad (Fire)
Where the fuck they find these boys at?
I be on that real shit, y'all be on that Dork Rap (Swag)
How the fuck could you support that?
Suck my dick!

Shit, I was gonna ease up
People complainin' it's hard to keep up
I'm like a lion inside of a herd of zebras
What, I gotta dumb it down now
Cuz everyone now sounds
Like a down south rapper with a lean buzz?
Shit, I'm like a volcano
I'm bout to erupt
Bunch of A-List rappers get a D-Plus
You say I need to go?
Please, I was better than 'em way before the goatee
All I had was peach fuzz
Lots of refer stickin' out my Nautica trunks
I was young and makin' all my money from drugs
Rollin' all my dollars, every one is a straw
I never listened to my momma
Told me "Johnny, be good."
Finally made it as a rapper, never thought that I would
If I knew then what I know, I'd have slowed down
Finished school, got a degree
Cuz it was shocking to see
This rap game is like a comedy club
But you the one that's on stage gettin' laughed at
Puttin' dye up in your braids, wearin' man bags
Guess you need a place you can put your Tampax
Thinkin' that you're hard
With your tattooed tears and your hand tats
I ain't hatin' on the kids
Know a bunch of young dudes that'll never get caught trynna flop that
One-track wonders, said they got racks comin'
All of a sudden, they got nothin'
Cuz they fucked 'em on they contract, bitch

Time for me to bring the hardcore back
Got 'em feeling like deja vu
Anyone'll get it when I'm on a warpath
And anybody in my way, I'm movin'
Then I snuck in when I seen the door crack
Then I made a new lane, make room
Little girl shit
They be on that Dork Rap (Swag)
Bunch of lame ass dudes
They don't never spit no real shit
They be on that Dork Rap (I'm Lit)
How the fuck do you support that? (Yeah)
Thinkin' that you killin'?
What I'm hearin' is beyond whack (Sizzle)
It's like the industry done gone mad
And I don't ever feel shit, every single song's bad (Fire)
Where the fuck they find these boys at?
I be on that real shit, y'all be on that Dork Rap (Swag)
How the fuck could you support that?
Suck my dick!

This is how y'all rap:
"I be dressed up in tie-dye
Got some old-school Vans on my feet
Bout' to go for a bike ride
Got home, ordered crab rangoons and some fried rice
Tofu for my vegan friends
They spit bars, they don't look like they rap though
My girl's trynna be a creep again
All up in my phone, but she don't know the passcode
I had it bad, yo
Almost didn't finish college
I finally got a doctorate
I coulda been a brain surgeon
Fuck that! Imma do hip-hop instead!
Everything wavy, like a waterbed
Spendin' all my cash that my Father lent
Ballin' out hard on my Father's bread
Go and do shows for the college kids
And jump up and down on every song like 'Jump Around'
But I ain't never heard of 'Everlast'
Take water bottles and I sling 'em at the crowd when I rap
You can see 'em gettin' wetter (swag)
Got a itch on my neck from my sweater tag
Double-XL on the freshman class
Say the word 'Lit' twenty times a day
And I say the word 'Litty' twenty times when I text you back
Sippin' green tea out a liquor flask
Sold-out shows, ain't no tickets left
Hella fresh, small-ass t-shirt
Something that a middle school kid would have
Everything that I wish I had, I got now
Gettin' mad love when the boy's back in town
Beside's Drake, I'm 'The G.O.A.T.', people love my accent
I'm just glad Dork Rap's a style

Hold up dude!
Did you hear what I fuckin' just said!?
Did you hear all those bars!?
Holy shit, it's so fuckin' lit!
Dog! Dude, this shit's litty!
Aight, let's go to Whole Foods...Peace





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  1. L.... D....

    Pretty sure that was Lil Dickey 😂

    L.... D....

    Lane Davenport you must be high. Dicky spits bars.

  2. R.... ....

    This guy coming out with something new soon, I feel it.

  3. V.... M....

    LOVE THE REAL SPLITTERS!!!!!!!!

  4. A.... A....

    SIGN UP



    Dork Rap

    Rittz

    DORK RAP LYRICS

    [Verse 1]
    Shit, it’s 4:44 and I'm talking on my money phone
    I’ve been stuntin’ on ‘em all summer long
    Your money gone, sweeter than some Honeycomb
    Gettin’ money long till you’re freaking phone bill
    Go on, cut it on
    Got some real homeboys, never done me wrong
    You could meet us at the top then if not, well
    You can fuck off and run along
    People flip on you like a somersault, doin’ cartwheels
    Pourin’ top-shelf liquor in my cocktail
    The CLI-N-TEL Crew comin' like the cartel
    Double-timing, but that’s how I feel
    Better stay up in your lane
    Get in mine, hit the guardrail
    Trynna work, but the cards dealt
    And still flex on ‘em like I’m doing curls with a barbell
    Traffic in and out my house like it’s a yard sale
    I be in the crib with a blonde bombshell
    Livin’ like a kingpin, did it with the inkpen
    Shit I’m sayin’ make sense when it sink in
    I’m distinctive, pinky ring pimp
    Spittin’ shit that you think spin in distinction
    Like the horn of a rhino, or elephant tusk
    Soarin’ through the sky like a pelican does
    Snort a bunch of white, when I’m feelin’ the buzz
    You sayin' you supported, I can tell you're jealous of us
    But that’s cool with me 'cause my fanbase thick
    You're wounded again, make the band-aid stick
    It’s a movement, you can shit the campaign, bitch
    Light the fuse and I’m lit like a lampshade is
    Every verse, I’m going on one of my rampages
    Let the champagne fizz
    I can show you how to get paid
    But they just went and stole my template
    Trynna copy me but they could never be this caliente, bitch

    [Hook]
    Time for me to bring the hardcore back
    Got ‘em feeling like déjà vu
    Anyone’ll get it when I’m on a warpath
    And anybody in my way, I’m movin’
    Then I snuck in when I seen the door crack
    Then I made a new lane, make room
    Little girl shit
    They be on that dork rap (Swag)
    Bunch of lame ass dudes
    They don’t never spit no real shit
    They be on that dork rap (I’m Lit)
    How the fuck do you support that? (Yeah)
    Thinkin’ that you killin’?
    What I’m hearin’ is beyond whack (Sizzle)
    It’s like the industry done gone mad
    And I don't ever feel shit, every single song’s bad (Fire)
    Where the fuck they find these boys at?
    I be on that real shit, y’all be on that dork rap (Swag)
    How the fuck could you support that?
    Suck my dick!

    [Verse 2]
    Shit, I was gonna ease up
    People complainin’ it’s hard to keep up
    I’m like a lion inside of a herd of zebras
    What, I gotta dumb it down now
    'Cause everyone else sounds
    Like a down south rapper with a lean buzz?
    Shit, I’m like a volcano, I’m bout to erupt
    Bunch of A-List rappers get a D-Plus
    You say I need to go?
    Please, I was better than ‘em way before the goatee
    All I had was peach fuzz
    Lots of refer stickin’ out my Nautica trunks
    I was young and makin’ all my money from drugs
    Rollin’ all my dollars, every one is a straw
    I never listened to my momma
    Told me “Johnny, be good.”
    Finally made it as a rapper, never thought that I would
    If I knew then what I know, I’d have slowed-down
    Finished school, got a degree
    'Czuse it was shocking to see
    This rap game is like a comedy club
    But you the one that’s on stage gettin’ laughed at
    Puttin’ dye up in your braids, wearin’ man bags
    Guess you need a place you can put your Tampax
    Thinkin’ that you’re hard
    With your tattooed tears and your hand tats
    I ain’t hatin’ on the kids
    Know a bunch of young dudes that’ll never get caught trynna flop that
    One-track wonders, said they got racks comin’
    All of a sudden, they got nothin’
    'Cause they fucked ‘em on they contract, bitch

    [Hook]
    Time for me to bring the hardcore back
    Got ‘em feeling like déjà vu
    Anyone’ll get it when I’m on a warpath
    And anybody in my way, I’m movin’
    Then I snuck in when I seen the door crack
    Then I made a new lane, make room
    Little girl shit
    They be on that dork rap (Swag)
    Bunch of lame ass dudes
    They don’t never spit no real shit
    They be on that dork rap (I’m Lit)
    How the fuck do you support that? (Yeah)
    Thinkin’ that you killin’?
    What I’m hearin’ is beyond whack (Sizzle)
    It’s like the industry done gone mad
    And I don't ever feel shit, every single song’s bad (Fire)
    Where the fuck they find these boys at?
    I be on that real shit, y’all be on that dork rap (Swag)
    How the fuck could you support that?
    Suck my dick!

    [Verse 3]
    This is how y’all rap:
    "I be dressed up in tie-dye
    Got some old-school Vans on my feet
    Bout’ to go for a bike ride
    Got home, ordered crab rangoons and some fried rice
    Tofu for my vegan friends
    They spit bars, they don’t look like they rap though
    My girl’s trynna be a creep again
    All up in my phone, but she don’t know the passcode
    I had it bad, yo
    Almost didn’t finish college
    I finally got a doctorate
    I coulda been a brain surgeon
    Fuck that! Imma do hip-hop instead!
    Everything wavy like a waterbed
    Spendin’ all my cash that my father lent
    Ballin’ out hard on my father’s bread
    Go and do shows for the college kids
    And jump up and down on every song like "Jump Around"
    But I ain’t never heard of Everlast
    Take water bottles and I sling ‘em at the crowd when I rap
    You can see ‘em gettin’ wetter (swag)
    Got a itch on my neck from my sweater tag
    Double-XL on the freshman class
    Say the word ‘Lit’ twenty times a day
    And I say the word ‘Litty’ twenty times when I text you back
    Sippin’ green tea out a liquor flask
    Sold-out shows, ain’t no tickets left
    Hella fresh, small-ass t-shirt
    Something that a middle school kid would have
    Everything that I wish I had, I got now
    Gettin’ mad love when the boy’s back in town
    Beside’s Drake, I'm the GOAT, people love my accent
    I’m just glad Dork Rap’s a style

    [Talking]
    Hold up dude!
    Did you hear what I fuckin’ just said!?
    Did you hear all those bars!?
    Holy shit, it’s so fuckin’ lit!
    Dog! Dude, this shit’s litty!
    Aight, let’s go to Whole Foods
    Peace

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    “DORK RAP” TRACK INFO

    Produced ByPe$o Piddy

    Written ByRyan Hudson, Clifton Garret Fitzsimmons III, Patrick Michael Wadsworth & Rittz

    Release DateSeptember 13, 2017

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    2.  Press Rewind

    3.  Indestructible

    4.  Down for Mine

    5.  Shootin Star

    6.  Dork Rap

    7.  Crash and Burn

    8.  Reality Check

    9.  Different Breed

    10.  Illumination

    11.  Into the Sky

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    14.  So Long

    15.  Victory Lap

    16.  I'm Only Human

    17.  Live and You Learn

    18.  Win

    19.  Good Life

    20.  Side Note

    21.  Spiraling Out of Control

    22.  Happy Ending

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    dgrey1252  16,585

    2 years ago

    Did he just low-key murder Kyle with his own flow?

    +5 UPVOTES

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  5. B.... M....

    Lyrics:
    Yo-a-yeah
    Z Rittz, bitch
    Shit is four forty-four when I'm tawnking onna muddy fown
    Imma stunning onna moun all summer lawn
    You a money gone swippin wisum money con, gettin' money loun takin fickin fawn bill gone cutted dawn
    Gossa real hawmboys never done me wroawn
    You gon miga setta topna than I will
    You gon fork off an run along
    People flip on you like a somersault doing cartwheels
    Comma top shief lookablumma cocktill, ya clientele crew kina like da cartill
    Double time a what da saw feel
    Beta stay up in ya deng git da mine hit da gawrill
    Sona work hit da carsdale
    An still flex onm like m doin currs witda barbill
    Traffic inna nomma house like issa yarsell
    I be ginna crib wit da blonde bombsheel.
    Livin like a kiih piih diddum wit da eih pii
    Shida sege mei sense winni sinkin.
    Imma stainteh pickin prain peih spitn shih witte thin spin indi stayshiin
    like da horn of rhino wit elephant tus
    Soarin thru de skai lik de pelica dus
    Storna buncha rite when I fillin da buzz
    You sega du supporter noga tayka jealous ovus
    But das cool wit me cuz muh fainbas dey
    Ya woo wit da cam wit da banday stey
    Cuz da moomen de cain shida campay bis
    Lotta fuse anum lit likka lampshay dis
    Evr verse igunawunnmma rampage is
    Let da champain fizz
    I can show you howda git paid
    But dey jus went n stole my templayd
    Swada copa me but they could never be dis calagentay, bitch
    Tifor me da brinda harcor bayh
    Gonnum fillin lik deja vu
    Winna wanna genna winna onna war path.
    An anybody gemma way I move thinna snorkin wennis inna door crack.
    Thenna made a new lane make room litti girl shey, they be gonna do a door grap (swag)


    This is litterally all my brain can endure. I'm done.

  6. K.... G....

    Cadillac DTS

  7. J.... P....

    Murdering everyone born from 1999 until now

  8. A.... B....

    Bunch of A-list rappers giving D+

  9. J.... W....

    Shits dope
    Dork Rap
    LAF
    And fuck swag all go in

  10. J.... B....

    It's Rittz Bitch!

  11. C.... H....

    When you try to make fun of corny rappers/bars but you end up making it sound dope..only Rittz lmao

  12. J.... M....

    A small part of me thought he was taking shots at Webby. But those two have put out a lot of bangers in the past together. Regardless, the song is nuts. Rittz is different level shit.

  13. M.... H....

    Rittz Bitch

  14. V.... L....

    Gotta love that respect towards drake in that last verse

  15. C.... D....

    Rittz is by far the best thing that hip hop has ever seen. He's the sickest fastest spitting rapper to ever do it stay up rittz

  16. E.... ....

    2019!!! classy flame

  17. a.... ....

    Jesus just found this guy last week everything fire. Top five fire

  18. T.... ....

    Dork rap is wrapping about dragona ball and videogames not whole foods lmao. Either way rittz killed it.

  19. W.... C....

    oh shit, that was rittz the whole time

  20. J.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  21. I.... w....

    Lol, just like Prof with NO

  22. B.... M....

    One of his best. Period.

  23. N.... B....

    715 mumble rappers be hating bruh!!!!!

  24. S.... R....

    💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

  25. K.... A....

    Rittz has to drop a track about these crew oh sorry I guess saying the name in French sounds better ces cru hahah

  26. T.... D....

    lol I'm a dork, always have been😉 especially for this dude

  27. K.... B....

    Whens rittz making another album? N is he still on strange?

  28. b.... ....

    Drink green tea out as liquor flask... lmao

  29. G.... ....

    Rittz is so right here, but so what, I like both sides! Isn't that the idea of hip-hop?

  30. P.... ....

    🔥 and these lyrics are still relevant about the rap game 6 years later 💁‍♂️

  31. F.... W....

    dope aaaaaasf

  32. 1.... ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy4n88CjiBY this is who this mans is talking about

  33. D.... W....

    I have to admit, I shop at Whole Foods sometimes.

  34. J.... S....

    Rittz saying he fucks with kodak black on insta brought me here

  35. J.... G....

    New listener where the F have I been #cityboifarmer

  36. C.... ....

    This song should have 100 Million...

  37. L.... M....

    I feel like a Rittz is The best rapper out there past and present

  38. M.... G....

    Still bumping. Rittz the truth

  39. K.... N....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  40. B.... O....

    Rittz and king lil g bout to set Cervantes stage on fire tonight. Cant wait

  41. J.... V....

    Man he riding that beat though.
    Rittz goes off

  42. D.... C....

    This beat is addictive, gotta keep listening.

  43. R.... G....

    Hahahaha,love the song,Bro

  44. J.... D....

    Most fire song I've ever heard

  45. L.... S....

    Rittz. Ft. Eminem/ mumble rappers funeral 😎

  46. J.... B....

    Easily on the most underrated list. Love seeing this movement gaining more steam, and Rittz has called out whack rappers since day one. When the roots die, so does the tree, and without the tree, the brain dies , like so many new "MC's"

  47. s.... b....

    Everyone talking mgk..or eminem and I'm just over here listening to the real goat

  48. 4.... B....

    Riding the beat like a wave

  49. C.... S....

    Yo....... What the fuck is at KYLE?

  50. J.... W....

    The goat 🐐

  51. B.... W....

    Rittz was wearing a tie dye shirt in Yelawolf hard white video

    B.... W....

    He has hand tattoos too. I get his point tho 👍

  52. J.... c....

    Ritts is such a bad mother fucker !!!

  53. T.... C....

    Why are my captions french

  54. F.... E....

    The logo behind the album cover looks very similar to the Iron Fist logo

  55. j.... s....

    This song destroys 2018. Fuck mgk and g eazy. Its em and rittz

  56. D.... ....

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  57. j.... ....

    White folks taking over rap...time for black folks to take over country music?

    j.... ....

    They tryin lol

  58. D.... M....

    HIGH FIVE

  59. K.... Z....

    Bro! This song was litty af

  60. M.... R....

    The haters are rising

  61. c.... R....

    Man this songs to trill man

  62. D.... M....

    This is straight 🔥 rittz has been killing it since 2009

  63. M.... R....

    647 people don't know what good rap is. They probably only like mainstream rap and think that independent labels ain't good.

  64. A.... D....

    im hungry

  65. C.... T....

    I literally listen to this every day at work

  66. J.... ....

    I see music as music... I'm not a fan of a lot of Hip Hop these days but it's not what they rap about that bothers me its the fact that they don't sound dope while doing it. I hear no flow, delivery, wordplay, rhyme schemes etc it's just sad... Hip Hop is poetry and self expression so if you wanna rap about big booty bitches and your cash flow then be my guest but just please sound fresh while doing so...

  67. L.... ....

    Snow da product is also in my suggestions. Xox

  68. J.... S....

    Who else is here in 2018? 🔥

  69. P.... P....

    3:05 is Chills's "red eyes."

  70. d.... S....

    Didn’t hear from rittz since ghost story. Missed it xD

  71. M.... R....

    We need Rittz ft Eminem to totally destroy bullshit mumble rap 😎 like if you agree . Cheers

  72. 1.... ....

    hahahahahahaha I've never heard of 'kyle' before but I looked him up after reading all the comments and holy shit lmaooooo

  73. K.... G....

    Fucking love it

  74. d.... n....

    This is best rap rittz 🐯

  75. J.... S....

    finally a skilled rapper

  76. J.... S....

    I love how RITTZ clowns these fake rappers

  77. J.... M....

    Random ass lyrics. "Tofu for my vegan friends.. they spit bars but they don't look like they rap tho" Just heard this guy for the forest time today. Hes pretty off the chain.

  78. P.... ....

    This beat is sick as fuck

  79. J.... E....

    Rittz moat underrated artist alive

  80. L.... ....

    Beat = 🔥

    Lyrics = 🔥

    Flow = 🔥

    LITTY HUH SWAAAAG

  81. s.... ....

    I cant wait to see the music video for this track

  82. C.... W....

    2018 right here still listening to rittz

  83. s.... ....

    He was literally mocking Lil dicky. Or I'm just hearing things. Ha

  84. J.... B....

    everything wavy like a water bed hahaha

  85. V.... M....

    Living like a king pin did it with a ink pen

  86. k.... k....

    Ppl need to stop sleeping on Rittz! He real unlike alot of these fake mfs in the game right now.

  87. M.... G....

    he got them beach rappers with this one Rittz has me weak

  88. L.... S....

    People flip on ya like a summer sault doing cartwheels

  89. O.... R....

    Little girl fucking lame shit... fucking tell 'em Rittz hold it down real rap out the A

  90. T.... G....

    Notice his 444 reference and that how long the song is👍

  91. I.... 1....

    Good af

  92. M.... S....

    hahahahahah the ending verse is fucking classic.

  93. S.... W....

    One million strong

  94. D.... S....

    BRO I'M DYING. LOVE THIS...

  95. S.... ....

    This dude just rides a beat. his voice is literally an instrument.

    S.... ....

    Yea his song high five is crazy flow too

  96. B.... B....

    shit makes sense when it sinks in