Rhett & Link - Who's Yo Daddy (Yo Daddy Battle) Lyrics






Who's yo daddy?

My father
Who's yo daddy?

My father
And he's better than your daddy!

My daddy can bench press 400 pounds. 800 if he uses both arms.
My daddy can make a delicious pizza using nothing but found items from your backyard

My daddy ran a marathon in under 2 hours... on his hands.
My daddy was the lead singer of 90% of all popular 80s hair bands

My daddy runs the economy from an office buried deep within the earth's core.
My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword. A Fish Sword.

My daddy has a monkey butler that brings him bananas and fresh herbal teas
My daddy won a Pulitzer Prize the last time he wrote a list of groceries.
My daddy was arrested once for smelling too good for being too handsome
My daddy kidnapped himself and then escaped instead of paying his own ransom.

My daddy jumped out of a plane and landed safely on another plane flying at a lower altitude.
My daddy conducted all the surveys used over the past 30 years on the Family Feud.

My daddy invented the wheel
My daddy invented inventions
My daddy put up a cardboard cutout of himself in our cul-de-sac for crime prevention.
My daddy is an astronaut fireman specializing in space fires.
My daddy plans to relax by working on a oil rig when he retires.

My daddy has a festival set up in his honor called "Dadcon," where people cosplay as my dad.

My daddy choreographed the knife fight for Michael Jackson's Bad.
I think you mean Beat it.
yes. that.

My daddy can get gardens to grow just by looking at them in a nurturing manner.
My daddy challenged the Hulk to a fight, but the Hulk got scared and turned into Bruce Banner.

My daddy won a best daddy competition where he and your daddy were the only competitors.
My daddy was an editor on Alien vs. Predator.
Really?
Yeah, but he was uncredited.

My daddy is an olympic gold medalist in all events except "Not Being Awesome"
My daddy genetically engineered a plant to grow fully-fried onion blossoms.

My daddy could beat up your daddy.
That's it?
Hmm mmm.

My daddy was elected president, but he turned it down because he was like "I don't feel like it"
My daddy released the kraken just so he could smite it.

My daddy wins at every card game he plays except solitaire, where it's a draw.
My daddy has never failed to retrieve a prize at that game with the claw.

My daddy created a bbq recipe beloved by people of both north AND south carolina.
My daddy was asked to build a fence once. Maybe you've heard of it, it's called The Great Wall of China.

My daddy can teleport
My daddy has telekinesis
My daddy can telekinesisport, meaning he has the ability to move objects with his mind
and then mentally transport himself over to where he moved them so he can then use that object over in the place that he moved it to.

My daddy knows how to end a song perfectly, just like I do!

It didn't end
It still didn't end
I mean the song's still going

I'm trying to get the DJ's attention
He's not seeing me

Um, maybe you need to call your daddy
(Who's yo daddy?)
Now, I can call my daddy
I'm sure he could help you

See?





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  1. G.... ....

    My daddy went to the milk store




    38 years ago and still hasn’t come back

  2. I.... M....

    Link dad fought hulk and scared him back into Bruce.... Link’s dad is Thanos.

  3. r.... c....

    My dad kicked a car so hard that the car didnt help it but to cry

  4. D.... R....

    My dad hits me, i think i won this battle

  5. B.... F....

    My daddy’s Chuck Norris

  6. d.... a....

    when my daddy plays against a cpu in smash bros he said ""lets start easy"" and picks level 10

  7. M.... !....

    Link won ez

  8. C.... 6....

    A fish sword

  9. R.... _....

    MY DADDY OWNS NINTENDO, SO I WIN, IM THE VIDEO GAME BOY

  10. B.... ....

    “My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword...”





    *A FISH SWORD*

  11. J.... L....

    I don't have a dad..

  12. S.... O....

    Is your daddy thanos

  13. k.... K....

    My daddy can build computers

  14. M.... ....

    The battle of the 1st graders.

  15. B.... ....

    My dad can remember to come back 4 years after this was uploaded to leave an original comment

  16. B.... Q....

    My daddy is no one, because I am a lesbian

  17. s.... ....

    I don’t have a daddy

  18. t.... w....

    space fiRES

  19. P.... ....

    My daddy is Keanu Reeves

  20. A.... I....

    My dady fought the avengers and the loser would act that thet lost from a purple giant in front of every one

  21. R.... E....

    "My daddy challenged Hulk to a fight, but the Hulk got scared and turned into Bruce Banner"

    *Link's dad is Thanos.*

  22. S.... L....

    My daddy is his own daddy
    & momma = he used a time machine to "Predestination" his life.
    His true life story is what the titular movie was derived from.

  23. D.... ....

    So if your dad invented the wheel that means he was Greek

    D.... ....

    My daddy invented Greece!

    D.... ....

    His daddy invented inventions

  24. C.... E....

    A Fish Sword!

  25. G.... ....

    my daddy took a nuke to face the nuke imploded from fear

  26. K.... P....

    1:19🔥🔥🔥

  27. s.... s....

    How do u have a draw in solitar it’s a one player game illimanate confirmed

  28. D.... D....

    Thanos tried to snap my daddy. Thanos proceeded to turn to dust.

  29. S.... R....

    My daddy can use telekinesisport but then he explodes the thing he telekinesis ports without moving

  30. D.... V....

    My daddy got ran over by a contruction truck. The trucks funerals truck is tomorrow.

  31. _.... ....

    My daddy has the ability to turn invisible

    _.... ....

    But my daddy(&only my daddy) can still see yo' daddy.(every single particle!)

    _.... ....

    Sir-ious Lee amazing, can you tell your dad to tell my dad to turn back to normal? It’s been 11 years.

  32. T.... M....

    The comment section is even better than the video

  33. s.... ....

    I was expecting a "well,my daddy is dead"

  34. N.... R....

    When my daddy was in the war he killed 500 people with a grenade...






    Then it exploded

  35. K.... ....

    My daddy is In a band.

  36. S.... S....

    TBH this entire battle seems like the type of thing 1-3 graders would argue about.

    S.... S....

    That’s the whole point.

  37. D.... T....

    2:08 every child ever

  38. 8.... T....

    My daddy was why the chicken crossed that road

  39. B.... J....

    Going back and seeing that a bunch of these songs are co-written by NSP is a wild experience

  40. D.... E....

    When you look back at this video where Link sings "my daddy challenged The Hulk to a battle, but he got too scared and turned to Bruce Banner" and realize that's what happened in Infinity War, so Link predicted the future essentially... 😮😮

  41. L.... M....

    This was made in 2013 butlink said his daddy turned hulk Into Bruce banner

  42. E.... B....

    I am sorry for being scientific but fires would be in space because there wouldn’t be any oxygen to keep it alive

  43. F.... ....

    2:33 no

  44. _.... Y....

    My dad left

  45. Y.... A....

    My daddy








    Left 7 years ago

  46. E.... H....

    "My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword. A fish sword!"

    E.... H....

    I'll bet that when the subject is researched, it will be discovered the kracken was smote with a fish sword.

  47. C.... P....

    My daddy has only ever sneezed twice.




    Once in Hiroshima, and once in Nagasaki.

    C.... P....

    ...... Too far bruh, too far.

  48. A.... s....

    My daddy left me

  49. H.... E....

    Looks like link's dad really could run a marathon in less than 2 hours.

  50. I.... a....

    Who's yo daddy?

  51. Z.... Y....

    Crazy that someone actually just ran a mile in under 2 hours (on his feet not his hands)

  52. M.... ....

    1:20 not trying to be a nerd here but...fire is not possible in space...................I’m sorry

  53. S.... t....

    i hope their dad's watch this!

  54. E.... M....

    My dad is awsome

  55. M.... b....

    My daddy threw a grenade and killed 200 people and then the grenade
    blew up

  56. K.... H....

    my daddy raised himself from the dead

  57. W.... D....

    My dad built a little bird house you might have heard of it, its called antilia

  58. W.... D....

    My dad was in a three competitor race with the flash and quick silver... He ran so fast he transported to another dimension, also he won

  59. A.... M....

    My daddy used to beat me

  60. G.... ....

    My daddy survived the fight of e-girls and vsco girls

  61. A.... K....

    I don’t.. have. a daddy

  62. T.... C....

    My dad has been on the news multiple times because he's great

    T.... C....

    My dad got bitten by a rattlesnake 2 weeks later after being in the hospital the snake died

  63. K.... L....

    My daddy witstood stepping on a D4

  64. j.... ....

    My daddy can kick my kids daddy's ass.

  65. �.... ....

    i don’t have a dad

  66. E.... E....

    Nobody:

    Kindergarteners:

  67. R.... E....

    My daddy went to The store to get milk



    The store never came back...

  68. M.... W....

    1:49 Well, Rhett wins right?

  69. G.... S....

    Link so your dad is thanos

  70. B.... W....

    My daddy went to the store and never came back

  71. m.... m....

    My daddy didn't like odd numbers, so he reduced our solar system to 8 planets

  72. L.... G....

    My dad built our home you may have heard of it




    Its called earth

  73. Z.... M....

    I thought this was a YO daddy battle, not my daddy

  74. T.... a....

    My daddy stepped on 5 legos, after 2 hours of pain. The legos died of heart failure

  75. I.... ....

    My daddy made this comment and had a typo so the comment edited Itself.

  76. A.... P....

    My daddy survived stubbing his toe

  77. a.... c....

    My daddy left us when I was five....

  78. S.... ....

    Rhett: my daddy was the lead singer of all popular 80s hair bands
    Me: Rhett your dad’s bald

  79. N.... ....

    Area 51 raided my dad

  80. S.... S....

    I just noticed that Link’s shirt is one of the ones from the T-shirt war!

  81. S.... E....

    My father made floor out of Lego's.

  82. S.... ....

    My daddy LEFT!!

  83. W.... B....

    My dad sovieted Russia

  84. M.... D....

    My daddy said that we should save money then ended up buying the whole grocery store

  85. a.... a....

    My dad once challenged superman to a fight, the loser have to wear their underwear above their pants

  86. D.... ....

    Maybe you need to call yo daddy is till funny too me

  87. N.... ....

    Donald Trump learned how to run a business from my daddy

  88. N.... S....

    I'll tell you hwaht, my daddy killed fiddy men with just his thumb and then swam back over the Pacific

  89. J.... ....

    Link: My daddy jumped off a plane and simply landed on another plane flying at a lower altitude.
    Me: My daddy jumped off a plane and simply landed on another plane flying at a higher altitude.

  90. F.... F....

    My daddy is thanos
    *clicks fingers*

  91. k.... 8....

    My daddy kidnapped himself then escaped instead of paying his own ransom hahahaha love it

  92. L.... L....

    Ah memories....I WISH THEY'D REVIVE THIS CHANNEL!!

  93. Y.... J....

    1:43 Link's daddy is Thanos

  94. D.... T....

    Link wins Everytime.

  95. Y.... D....

    I’m Your Daddy.

  96. S.... P....

    my daddy makes every clock feel slow

  97. Y.... ....

    My daddy went out for milk...

  98. J.... W....

    Sike, they're brothers