Rhett & Link - Who's Yo Daddy (Yo Daddy Battle) Lyrics
Who's yo daddy?
My father
Who's yo daddy?
And he's better than your daddy!
My daddy can bench press 400 pounds. 800 if he uses both arms.
My daddy can make a delicious pizza using nothing but found items from your backyard
My daddy ran a marathon in under 2 hours... on his hands.
My daddy was the lead singer of 90% of all popular 80s hair bands
My daddy runs the economy from an office buried deep within the earth's core.
My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword. A Fish Sword.
My daddy has a monkey butler that brings him bananas and fresh herbal teas
My daddy won a Pulitzer Prize the last time he wrote a list of groceries.
My daddy was arrested once for smelling too good for being too handsome
My daddy kidnapped himself and then escaped instead of paying his own ransom.
My daddy jumped out of a plane and landed safely on another plane flying at a lower altitude.
My daddy conducted all the surveys used over the past 30 years on the Family Feud.
My daddy invented the wheel
My daddy invented inventions
My daddy put up a cardboard cutout of himself in our cul-de-sac for crime prevention.
My daddy is an astronaut fireman specializing in space fires.
My daddy plans to relax by working on a oil rig when he retires.
My daddy has a festival set up in his honor called "Dadcon," where people cosplay as my dad.
My daddy choreographed the knife fight for Michael Jackson's Bad.
I think you mean Beat it.
yes. that.
My daddy can get gardens to grow just by looking at them in a nurturing manner.
My daddy challenged the Hulk to a fight, but the Hulk got scared and turned into Bruce Banner.
My daddy won a best daddy competition where he and your daddy were the only competitors.
My daddy was an editor on Alien vs. Predator.
Really?
Yeah, but he was uncredited.
My daddy is an olympic gold medalist in all events except "Not Being Awesome"
My daddy genetically engineered a plant to grow fully-fried onion blossoms.
My daddy could beat up your daddy.
That's it?
Hmm mmm.
My daddy was elected president, but he turned it down because he was like "I don't feel like it"
My daddy released the kraken just so he could smite it.
My daddy wins at every card game he plays except solitaire, where it's a draw.
My daddy has never failed to retrieve a prize at that game with the claw.
My daddy created a bbq recipe beloved by people of both north AND south carolina.
My daddy was asked to build a fence once. Maybe you've heard of it, it's called The Great Wall of China.
My daddy can teleport
My daddy has telekinesis
My daddy can telekinesisport, meaning he has the ability to move objects with his mind
and then mentally transport himself over to where he moved them so he can then use that object over in the place that he moved it to.
My daddy knows how to end a song perfectly, just like I do!
It didn't end
It still didn't end
I mean the song's still going
I'm trying to get the DJ's attention
He's not seeing me
Um, maybe you need to call your daddy
(Who's yo daddy?)
Now, I can call my daddy
I'm sure he could help you
See?
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Rhett & Link Who's Yo Daddy (Yo Daddy Battle) Comments
My daddy went to the milk store
38 years ago and still hasn’t come back
Link dad fought hulk and scared him back into Bruce.... Link’s dad is Thanos.
My dad kicked a car so hard that the car didnt help it but to cry
My dad hits me, i think i won this battle
My daddy’s Chuck Norris
when my daddy plays against a cpu in smash bros he said ""lets start easy"" and picks level 10
Link won ez
A fish sword
MY DADDY OWNS NINTENDO, SO I WIN, IM THE VIDEO GAME BOY
“My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword...”
*A FISH SWORD*
I don't have a dad..
Is your daddy thanos
My daddy can build computers
The battle of the 1st graders.
My dad can remember to come back 4 years after this was uploaded to leave an original comment
My daddy is no one, because I am a lesbian
I don’t have a daddy
space fiRES
My daddy is Keanu Reeves
My dady fought the avengers and the loser would act that thet lost from a purple giant in front of every one
"My daddy challenged Hulk to a fight, but the Hulk got scared and turned into Bruce Banner"
*Link's dad is Thanos.*
My daddy is his own daddy
& momma = he used a time machine to "Predestination" his life.
His true life story is what the titular movie was derived from.
So if your dad invented the wheel that means he was Greek
My daddy invented Greece!
His daddy invented inventions
A Fish Sword!
my daddy took a nuke to face the nuke imploded from fear
1:19🔥🔥🔥
How do u have a draw in solitar it’s a one player game illimanate confirmed
Thanos tried to snap my daddy. Thanos proceeded to turn to dust.
My daddy can use telekinesisport but then he explodes the thing he telekinesis ports without moving
My daddy got ran over by a contruction truck. The trucks funerals truck is tomorrow.
My daddy has the ability to turn invisible
But my daddy(&only my daddy) can still see yo' daddy.(every single particle!)
Sir-ious Lee amazing, can you tell your dad to tell my dad to turn back to normal? It’s been 11 years.
The comment section is even better than the video
I was expecting a "well,my daddy is dead"
When my daddy was in the war he killed 500 people with a grenade...
Then it exploded
My daddy is In a band.
TBH this entire battle seems like the type of thing 1-3 graders would argue about.
That’s the whole point.
2:08 every child ever
My daddy was why the chicken crossed that road
Going back and seeing that a bunch of these songs are co-written by NSP is a wild experience
When you look back at this video where Link sings "my daddy challenged The Hulk to a battle, but he got too scared and turned to Bruce Banner" and realize that's what happened in Infinity War, so Link predicted the future essentially... 😮😮
This was made in 2013 butlink said his daddy turned hulk Into Bruce banner
I am sorry for being scientific but fires would be in space because there wouldn’t be any oxygen to keep it alive
2:33 no
My dad left
My daddy
Left 7 years ago
"My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword. A fish sword!"
I'll bet that when the subject is researched, it will be discovered the kracken was smote with a fish sword.
My daddy has only ever sneezed twice.
Once in Hiroshima, and once in Nagasaki.
...... Too far bruh, too far.
My daddy left me
Looks like link's dad really could run a marathon in less than 2 hours.
Who's yo daddy?
Crazy that someone actually just ran a mile in under 2 hours (on his feet not his hands)
1:20 not trying to be a nerd here but...fire is not possible in space...................I’m sorry
i hope their dad's watch this!
My dad is awsome
My daddy threw a grenade and killed 200 people and then the grenade
blew up
my daddy raised himself from the dead
My dad built a little bird house you might have heard of it, its called antilia
My dad was in a three competitor race with the flash and quick silver... He ran so fast he transported to another dimension, also he won
My daddy used to beat me
My daddy survived the fight of e-girls and vsco girls
I don’t.. have. a daddy
My dad has been on the news multiple times because he's great
My dad got bitten by a rattlesnake 2 weeks later after being in the hospital the snake died
My daddy witstood stepping on a D4
My daddy can kick my kids daddy's ass.
i don’t have a dad
Nobody:
Kindergarteners:
My daddy went to The store to get milk
The store never came back...
1:49 Well, Rhett wins right?
Link so your dad is thanos
My daddy went to the store and never came back
My daddy didn't like odd numbers, so he reduced our solar system to 8 planets
My dad built our home you may have heard of it
Its called earth
I thought this was a YO daddy battle, not my daddy
My daddy stepped on 5 legos, after 2 hours of pain. The legos died of heart failure
My daddy made this comment and had a typo so the comment edited Itself.
My daddy survived stubbing his toe
My daddy left us when I was five....
Rhett: my daddy was the lead singer of all popular 80s hair bands
Me: Rhett your dad’s bald
Area 51 raided my dad
I just noticed that Link’s shirt is one of the ones from the T-shirt war!
My father made floor out of Lego's.
My daddy LEFT!!
My dad sovieted Russia
My daddy said that we should save money then ended up buying the whole grocery store
My dad once challenged superman to a fight, the loser have to wear their underwear above their pants
Maybe you need to call yo daddy is till funny too me
Donald Trump learned how to run a business from my daddy
I'll tell you hwaht, my daddy killed fiddy men with just his thumb and then swam back over the Pacific
Link: My daddy jumped off a plane and simply landed on another plane flying at a lower altitude.
Me: My daddy jumped off a plane and simply landed on another plane flying at a higher altitude.
My daddy is thanos
*clicks fingers*
My daddy kidnapped himself then escaped instead of paying his own ransom hahahaha love it
Ah memories....I WISH THEY'D REVIVE THIS CHANNEL!!
1:43 Link's daddy is Thanos
Link wins Everytime.
I’m Your Daddy.
my daddy makes every clock feel slow
My daddy went out for milk...
Sike, they're brothers