Rhett & Link - Tough Decisions (A Whale Is Gonna Die) Lyrics






Paper
Or plastic
Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
Giving a whale cancer
But did you know that
The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree
Which happens to be
The residency of the dwarf winged beaver bee
And when the dwarf winged beaver bees no longer have
Homes in which to go, then I think you should know
That they've been known to reconstruct their hives
Right inside of those same whale's blowholes
So you
Can weigh
All these factors before you choose to decide
But either way
Know this

A whale is gonna die
No matter what you choose
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you do
A whale is gonna die

Dine in
Or take out
An inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant
So you take it to go
Then on the way home, you know you start to smelling those
French fries, so you reach in the bag
And take your eyes off the road
And drive straight off a bridge
And who knows what's in the water below
So you should've dined in
But if you dined in you decide to shake salt on those fries
With the shaker that the previous guy
Coughed on, and then you rub your eyes
Oh no, the next morning you wake up
With a wicked face itch you drive to urgent care
With your eyes swelled shut then you
Drive off the very same bridge from when you didn't dine in
And did I mention
Both times you hit
A whale

A whale is gonna die
No matter what you choose
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you do
A whale is gonna die
It's gonna be okay
Except in the case you're a whale
A whale is gonna die





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  1. K.... M....

    I miss the song’s so much

  2. R.... C....

    Ya a whale is going to die from old age

  3. L.... ....

    0:47 They actually sink

  4. M.... ....

    Moral of the story: a whale is gonna die

  5. S.... G....

    I casually return to this song on occasion because you can’t beat a catchy fun song

  6. s.... f....

    *people who like whales have left the chat*

  7. D.... C....

    Pessimistic Holistics are my favourite ways to break braind

  8. B.... -....

    I still remember the tune to this song 3 years later, lmao

  9. N.... M....

    Hello from México!

  10. K.... L....

    Sausage or Pepperoni, hows a whale gonna die now?

  11. J.... C....

    You probably think:
    Rhett=6'3
    Link=5'9

    But really its:
    Rhett=6'7
    Link=6'1

  12. M.... B....

    Chidi, did you write this song?

  13. B.... P....

    Gonna make an inspirational T-shirt. "No matter what you do, A whale is gonna die"

  14. B.... ....

    rip... to this channel and to the whales

  15. T.... o....

    Or I don’t eat while I go home like a idiot or I just grab it without looking

  16. Z.... W....

    Does anyone else want more music videos and skits or is it just me!

  17. E.... t....

    *While you were watching this a whale could have died.*

  18. s.... c....

    I love this song...


    I taught the lyrics to my friends and we would always sing it.

  19. A.... I....

    Come back you guys please

    A.... I....

    I agree

  20. L.... R....

    I saw a beached whale in Maui a few weeks ago. Whales are beaching themselves more and more, their health deteriorating from the effects of climate change.....this song was allot funnier a few years ago.

  21. m.... ....

    Brilliant video

  22. C.... T....

    THESE ARE BOPS.

  23. V.... b....

    How about...no

  24. D.... T....

    I think the thing that hurts more than the whales is the bottom of their ties.

  25. B.... B....

    It doesn’t matter if you like or respond to this comment, want to know why?


    We’re all going to die eventually

    B.... B....

    Thank you.

  26. W.... ....

    Is this for hydro flasks and turtles?

  27. E.... ....

    lol I love their Weird Al style of songing.

  28. A.... S....

    It's sad seeing something you grew up with die😔

  29. H.... C....

    Rhett: ö
    Link: Ö

  30. A.... 2....

    This sounds like an Ok Go! song

  31. C.... /....

    When you talk about animal conservation with a Californian

  32. x.... ....

    "Let's do that" last words..

  33. T.... M....

    Makes me wanna kill a whale with a car now.

  34. �.... ....

    Nostalgia... Miss the music videos and sketches...

  35. m.... m....

    Who killed more whales? Rhett or Link i say Link for sure he's dark.

  36. J.... F....

    my teacher showed this to me! LOL

  37. Z.... /....

    I never knew this existed until it got recommended to me today..

  38. t.... m....

    The beat of this song remides me of some songs from čuki

    And also the song : sokoli

    Fun fact s okoli means eagels

  39. L.... 3....

    All dislikes are from the whale’s parents.

  40. m.... y....

    MY WHALE BROTHER'S!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  41. E.... ....

    i think of this song when someone talks to me about the potential pros and cons or environmental impact of basically any decision you make. natural or synthetic fibers for example.....great song tho :)

  42. A.... a....

    My top 5: favorite Rhett & Link:
    1. So Dang Dark
    2. Whale is going die
    3. Down with america
    4. Family Man
    5. Power nap

  43. L.... ....

    I learned more about whale conservation than in school.

  44. S.... D....

    also its 2019 what happened

  45. S.... D....

    but why?

  46. G.... W....

    I love how this logic is crazy

  47. M.... ....

    This song song is quite nihilistic...

  48. N.... G....

    We need more music videos

  49. H.... N....

    I want Rhett and Link to be my teachers

    That's all I have to say


    I'd probably listen way more

  50. R.... R....

    Yo forreal, this song is getting me through the anxiety of being a husband who is a full time student with a full time job. Anytime I start to stress or feel overwhelmed, Rhett and Link remind me everything is going to be okay...I'm not a whale

  51. s.... c....

    School facts

  52. H.... .....

    2019??
    👇

  53. I.... n....

    2019:forget the whales it's all bout those turtles #sksksksk

  54. w.... ....

    Nice👌🏼

  55. E.... ....

    who cares if a whale dies if you drive off of a bridge? you probably die too

  56. J.... H....

    I can see some people getting offended by this, and it's hilarious.

  57. I.... :....

    What’s a whale?

  58. K.... N....

    watch out guys your mom's gonna die

  59. V.... ....

    I never heard a song that is inspired by more random thing

  60. D.... V....

    LETS KILL THE WHALES THEYRE JUST REALLY FAT DOLPHINS

  61. W.... A....

    And even if you choose one and none of those things happen, a whale will still die from natural or man-made causes.

  62. J.... B....

    A whale died?




    Rub some bacon on it.

  63. T.... D....

    This is so long ago that it isnt even called YouTube Red anymore

    T.... D....

    It's not?

  64. K.... ....

    all of my favorite R&L songs are old, or as i like to call them, pre link’s haircut. there is one exception. this song

  65. A.... L....

    Dang, really miss their music

  66. Z.... ....

    can we just talk about 69k likes

  67. F.... F....

    *69K likes*

  68. S.... ....

    Chose rubber

  69. D.... W....

    Damn, so we can expect our president to get killed soon?

  70. C.... R....

    What 👏 did 👏 I 👏 just 👏 watch 👏

    C.... R....

    A song saying how pointless decisions can be in the long run.






    Nehlism basically...

    C.... R....

    MrHatman26 I should have known there was going to be that one guy to ruin the joke

    C.... R....

    @Colt Robinson I can't exactly just guess that the comment was a joke.

    It's my fault though, I usually put two sides of my comments if I'm not sure.






    Sorry for ruining the joke, I guess.
    But... What was the joke?

    C.... R....

    MrHatman26 it’s hard to explain but easy to understand

  71. B.... C....

    Is a shame that they stopped making these awesome music videos

  72. A.... M....

    Am I the only one who would love to have Mr. Neal and Mr. Mclaughlin as teachers? Just me? Ok.

  73. L.... ....

    I miss this channel.

  74. F.... F....

    Rip their music vidoes.at least we have gmm

  75. L.... Y....

    A WHALE IS GONNA DIE

  76. R.... ....

    Japan loves this song 😏

  77. N.... ....

    You guys are singing about many mens ex wives

  78. J.... ....

    a WhaLE is gonNA DIe

  79. Z.... S....

    Or you just can’t choose either

  80. r.... ....

    This might be the pinnacle of content. At least in my mind. Rhett and Link's music. And then a video to it?

  81. C.... F....

    Rip whale

  82. T.... R....

    They did?!?!?!?!???!

  83. A.... L....

    What about fabric bags?

  84. J.... H....

    Well the tree is already cut down, It would be a waste is you didnt choose the paper bag

  85. T.... ....

    Me: *breaths*
    Rhett and Link: A whale is gonna die!!!!

  86. I.... V....

    What if I just kill myself

  87. A.... T....

    The whale died because he loves Morges

  88. 6.... C....

    holy...

  89. B.... ....

    One of my favorite Rhett and link songs

  90. R.... R....

    I can't decide on being nostalgic for this song or the overhead projector/box tv on rolling stand.

  91. J.... S....

    Here in Canada, soon paper or plastic isn’t even going to be a question anymore seeing as Trudeau is banning all non-reusable plastic within 2 years from now. So yeah. So much for the Beaver Bee’s habitat, eh?

  92. B.... ....

    Please come back and revive this channel, we miss you here!