Rhett & Link - Tough Decisions (A Whale Is Gonna Die) Lyrics
Paper
Or plastic
Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean
Giving a whale cancer
The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree
Which happens to be
The residency of the dwarf winged beaver bee
And when the dwarf winged beaver bees no longer have
Homes in which to go, then I think you should know
That they've been known to reconstruct their hives
Right inside of those same whale's blowholes
So you
Can weigh
All these factors before you choose to decide
Know this
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you choose
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you do
A whale is gonna die
Dine in
Or take out
An inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant
So you take it to go
Then on the way home, you know you start to smelling those
French fries, so you reach in the bag
And take your eyes off the road
And drive straight off a bridge
And who knows what's in the water below
So you should've dined in
But if you dined in you decide to shake salt on those fries
With the shaker that the previous guy
Coughed on, and then you rub your eyes
Oh no, the next morning you wake up
With a wicked face itch you drive to urgent care
With your eyes swelled shut then you
Drive off the very same bridge from when you didn't dine in
And did I mention
Both times you hit
A whale
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you choose
A whale is gonna die
No matter what you do
A whale is gonna die
It's gonna be okay
Except in the case you're a whale
A whale is gonna die
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Rhett & Link Tough Decisions (A Whale Is Gonna Die) Comments
I miss the song’s so much
Ya a whale is going to die from old age
0:47 They actually sink
Moral of the story: a whale is gonna die
I casually return to this song on occasion because you can’t beat a catchy fun song
*people who like whales have left the chat*
Pessimistic Holistics are my favourite ways to break braind
I still remember the tune to this song 3 years later, lmao
Hello from México!
Sausage or Pepperoni, hows a whale gonna die now?
You probably think:
Rhett=6'3
Link=5'9
But really its:
Rhett=6'7
Link=6'1
Chidi, did you write this song?
Gonna make an inspirational T-shirt. "No matter what you do, A whale is gonna die"
rip... to this channel and to the whales
Or I don’t eat while I go home like a idiot or I just grab it without looking
Does anyone else want more music videos and skits or is it just me!
*While you were watching this a whale could have died.*
I love this song...
I taught the lyrics to my friends and we would always sing it.
Come back you guys please
I agree
I saw a beached whale in Maui a few weeks ago. Whales are beaching themselves more and more, their health deteriorating from the effects of climate change.....this song was allot funnier a few years ago.
Brilliant video
THESE ARE BOPS.
How about...no
I think the thing that hurts more than the whales is the bottom of their ties.
It doesn’t matter if you like or respond to this comment, want to know why?
We’re all going to die eventually
Thank you.
Is this for hydro flasks and turtles?
lol I love their Weird Al style of songing.
It's sad seeing something you grew up with die😔
Rhett: ö
Link: Ö
This sounds like an Ok Go! song
When you talk about animal conservation with a Californian
"Let's do that" last words..
Makes me wanna kill a whale with a car now.
Nostalgia... Miss the music videos and sketches...
Who killed more whales? Rhett or Link i say Link for sure he's dark.
my teacher showed this to me! LOL
I never knew this existed until it got recommended to me today..
The beat of this song remides me of some songs from čuki
And also the song : sokoli
Fun fact s okoli means eagels
All dislikes are from the whale’s parents.
MY WHALE BROTHER'S!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think of this song when someone talks to me about the potential pros and cons or environmental impact of basically any decision you make. natural or synthetic fibers for example.....great song tho :)
My top 5: favorite Rhett & Link:
1. So Dang Dark
2. Whale is going die
3. Down with america
4. Family Man
5. Power nap
I learned more about whale conservation than in school.
also its 2019 what happened
but why?
I love how this logic is crazy
This song song is quite nihilistic...
We need more music videos
I want Rhett and Link to be my teachers
That's all I have to say
I'd probably listen way more
Yo forreal, this song is getting me through the anxiety of being a husband who is a full time student with a full time job. Anytime I start to stress or feel overwhelmed, Rhett and Link remind me everything is going to be okay...I'm not a whale
School facts
2019??
👇
2019:forget the whales it's all bout those turtles #sksksksk
Nice👌🏼
who cares if a whale dies if you drive off of a bridge? you probably die too
I can see some people getting offended by this, and it's hilarious.
What’s a whale?
watch out guys your mom's gonna die
I never heard a song that is inspired by more random thing
LETS KILL THE WHALES THEYRE JUST REALLY FAT DOLPHINS
And even if you choose one and none of those things happen, a whale will still die from natural or man-made causes.
A whale died?
Rub some bacon on it.
This is so long ago that it isnt even called YouTube Red anymore
It's not?
all of my favorite R&L songs are old, or as i like to call them, pre link’s haircut. there is one exception. this song
Dang, really miss their music
can we just talk about 69k likes
*69K likes*
Chose rubber
Damn, so we can expect our president to get killed soon?
What 👏 did 👏 I 👏 just 👏 watch 👏
A song saying how pointless decisions can be in the long run.
Nehlism basically...
MrHatman26 I should have known there was going to be that one guy to ruin the joke
@Colt Robinson I can't exactly just guess that the comment was a joke.
It's my fault though, I usually put two sides of my comments if I'm not sure.
Sorry for ruining the joke, I guess.
But... What was the joke?
MrHatman26 it’s hard to explain but easy to understand
Is a shame that they stopped making these awesome music videos
Am I the only one who would love to have Mr. Neal and Mr. Mclaughlin as teachers? Just me? Ok.
I miss this channel.
Rip their music vidoes.at least we have gmm
A WHALE IS GONNA DIE
Japan loves this song 😏
You guys are singing about many mens ex wives
a WhaLE is gonNA DIe
Or you just can’t choose either
This might be the pinnacle of content. At least in my mind. Rhett and Link's music. And then a video to it?
Rip whale
They did?!?!?!?!???!
What about fabric bags?
Well the tree is already cut down, It would be a waste is you didnt choose the paper bag
Me: *breaths*
Rhett and Link: A whale is gonna die!!!!
What if I just kill myself
The whale died because he loves Morges
holy...
One of my favorite Rhett and link songs
I can't decide on being nostalgic for this song or the overhead projector/box tv on rolling stand.
Here in Canada, soon paper or plastic isn’t even going to be a question anymore seeing as Trudeau is banning all non-reusable plastic within 2 years from now. So yeah. So much for the Beaver Bee’s habitat, eh?
Please come back and revive this channel, we miss you here!