Rhett & Link - The Craigslist Couch Song Lyrics






Mr. Fly has been compromised
(Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that)
A rat has taken up residence inside.
(It's a long story)
Where does one turn...
When one needs...
A new place to sit.
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
Craigslist!

Beatrice has been compromised
(Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...)
Now it's red
Though it once was white.
(I have chronic nosebleeds.)
How in the world
Would one get rid of this?
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
Craigslist!

I'm posting an ad..
We're replying to an ad
On Craigslist!
It looks like a real red couch!
Look at this real red couch
On Craigslist!

(We gotta snag this couch, man.
I'm gonna call him)
Boop, boop, boop, boop
Beedee boop boop boop
Boop

Riiiing, riiiing, riii - Hello...
(Uh, hello, um, I'm calling)
You calling about a couch?
(Yeah, I am...)
I knew it, I could smell you from here.
(Uh, okay well um, I just - I'm interested in it)
Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by
I'm here waiting for you, boys.
You can't see me can you?
(No)
Okay good, keep it that way until you get here
(Come right now?)
You better get here real quick
I gotta bathe my mother.
Goodbye

We're buying a sofa
Yeah that's what we're gonna do
But I'm pretty sure we're buying it
From a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude

Here we are, we're at the front door
Should I knock or should I ring the -
Ring the doorbell.
Okay...
Ding dong
Ding dong
Ding dong ding dong

Hey, hey Phillip.
(Uh, I'm not Phillip)
You smell different when you're awake...
You got a real nice forehead...
(Thanks... I mean, I usually cover it up, but)
Well let me ask you a question
I lost my tangerine potato smoothie
Can I check y'all's hairs for it?

We're not buying a sofa
That's not what we're gonna do
Cause he's most definitely
The most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!

(Let's get out of here...)
Dolphins are the best food.





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  1. S.... F....

    Anyone else in 2019 with Bart baker now an “American” kpop star

    S.... F....

    Sydney Foreman yes

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    I think this song was viral in FB right?

  3. x.... ....

    I think you need to add the lyrics to songs.

  4. x.... ....

    The diaria was here and you don't knew that then.

    They are so funny.

  5. s.... r....

    I want them to do a song biscuits with bo burham

  6. S.... S....

    There is already a song about aglets phineous and ferb made one

  7. d.... s....

    Dolphins are the best food.

  8. D.... J....

    Rhett's impression of a phone was amazing and so was his doorbell

  9. J.... G....

    Man, if you kept the same chord progression and general rhythm of these songs, then just changed up the lyrics to be a bit more serious, these songs would be huge hits

  10. O.... T....

    Aglets already have a song by phineas and ferb

  11. T.... ....

    I would by it

  12. p.... ....

    I lost my potato mango smoothie

  13. J.... ....

    3:14 to 3:30 i just want a loop of that.

  14. D.... A....

    somebody needs to animate this

  15. R.... 1....

    Why was this in my head all day...?

  16. h.... P....

    he sure had the sketchy  thing down

  17. T.... S....

    when bart said "dolphins are the best food" i paused and then laghed lol

  18. W.... R....

    😂😂😂

  19. G.... ....

    This is beautiful. I torture my friends by constantly singing this.

  20. N.... C....

    My names philip but with one L

  21. K.... H....

    I'm sorry he's hot

  22. S.... G....

    I saw Bart baker and almost fell out of my seat YASS

  23. J.... ....

    my friend had this problem except buying an xbox on ebay

  24. H.... S....

    this is so funny!

  25. x.... ....

    BART FREAKING BAKER OMG HIII

  26. D.... ....

    If I find out anyone eats dolphin I will rip out their guts

  27. C.... G....

    This should totally be animated

  28. I.... R....

    Back when Link's hair went down and the world was right...

  29. I.... R....

    the guest sings really goodly

  30. C.... M....

    umm... beautiful?

  31. C.... D....

    1:30 That's because I fart in my sleep.

  32. A.... ....

    The way Link smiles after he says "dolphins are the best food"....

  33. T.... J....

    Wait they should animate this song

  34. T.... J....

    I love them theyz bez myz weirdoz

  35. K.... M....

    I love how they couldn't stop from snickering during the phone conversation part 😂😂😂

  36. s.... ....

    dolphin is my favorite food mmmmmmm

  37. A.... W....

    "Dolphins are my favorite food...mmmmm." I laughed so hard at that point my lungs started hurting.

  38. j.... g....

    Link's voice in the preps though..... it's SKETCHY.

  39. S.... ....

    BARTBAKER I LUVE HIS MUSICAL.LYS!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. l.... P....

    that moment when you drop your phone and the screen shatters!

  41. d.... ....

    This is great

  42. J.... K....

    Bart Baker!!!!!! I love his parodies!!!!!

    J.... K....

    I told my sister look it's Bart baker and she told me no way. He looks so different

  43. p.... 4....

    y'all shoul
    d do one about zombies

  44. R.... ....

    you guys are absolutely amazing.

  45. C.... B....

    OMG YES BART BAKER I WATCHED HIM LIVE ON MUSICAL.LY

  46. S.... Y....

    Lol! This is one of the best song biscuits!

  47. J.... D....

    bart baker yes

  48. M.... P....

    am I the only one who thought of petitite princess when someone said "you have a nice forehead"

  49. M.... L....

    BART BART BART BART BAKER

  50. l.... k....

    you should say in the beginning "welcome to song biscuits, where you help us right a song with biscuits"

    l.... k....

    I always eat biscuits when I watch these.. A reason to eat biscuits...

  51. M.... B....

    HAHAH 😁😁😁😁😁

  52. L.... A....

    "I have chronic nosebleeds" Suuuuure, I'm absolutely convinced that _that_ is the real reason your couch is covered in blood, Mr. Sketchy Guy... It couldn't possibly be that you're, I don't know, an axe murderer or anything... /camera zooms in behind the couch on an axe whose head is the same color as the couch as eerie music plays/

  53. t.... ....

    wow bart baker is a great actor.

  54. A.... P....

    I love Bart baker so much

  55. N.... ....

    BART BAAKER

  56. B.... L....

    Bart looks so creepy during the song

  57. l.... r....

    Being a person who's going to do choir and loves harmonies I love links harmony on the "think think think think," part

    l.... r....

    I thought they could've added another think on that part..

  58. S.... ....

    bart ruined it all,his voice is so harsh...just sayin

  59. f.... l....

    this is great

  60. T.... a....

    Hello there 😀👋

  61. L.... A....

    This needs to be animated

  62. f.... ....

    Make a song that is stupeytsg

  63. B.... w....

    Links mouth tho 4:35

  64. B.... w....

    So funny😂😂😂😂

  65. E.... A....

    can anyone tell me the chords for this song?

  66. M.... Q....

    Do a video with Jenna Marbles! please. : )

  67. D.... ....

    Bart looks "baked" lol 😭😭

  68. I.... ....

    I like to imagine at the start rhett is calling us biscuits.

  69. M.... K....

    Should have animated this un.

  70. E.... W....

    Bart baker!!!!!!!!!

  71. m.... ....

    The best scam I ever saw was this ad in the paper that said that for only $69.99 you could obtain an engraving of the Bluenose and a profile of the Queen.
    If you ordered it, they sent you a Canadian dime.

  72. G.... G....

    fox fire

  73. S.... ....

    Animate this, anyone, please....

  74. S.... N....

    wow so i went from this to bart baker then adele and her parodys to drake and his hotline bling song to wii channel hotline bling to steve os youtue chanel to barack obama singing thriller ad him singing you cant touch this wow just wow youtube

  75. T.... D....

    BART BAKER!!

  76. t.... ....

    This is my favourite one. They should make an animation of this one

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    Yaaaaaaaaaaasssss

    t.... ....

    *Favorite

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    Animal lover162 **favourite

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    Ben Bancroft
    Favorite

  77. P.... s....

    Rhett has an angel's voice!!

  78. E.... M....

    I like Rhett and Link's songs better

  79. E.... M....

    I like Rhett and Link's songs better

  80. E.... M....

    I don't like Bart Baker's parodies 😁

  81. C.... R....

    This needs to be animated!!!!

  82. K.... G....

    It ought is away

  83. H.... C....

    do Mac and cheese

  84. P.... ....

    BART BAKER!!!!!!!!

  85. M.... S....

    Mr.fly haha. I have a rat living in a... rat cage.

  86. N.... M....

    this is funny

  87. Z.... M....

    I was so shocked that he was Bart Baker!!He look so different

  88. L.... B....

    I would have laughed so hard if for the pic for u to pick the vid, u guys used that paramore album cover with the red coach in the middle of the woods

  89. A.... P....

    Do one with jacksfilms! It would be so funny!

  90. T.... B....

    So Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> <
    O

  91. F.... a....

    I love bart baker !!!!!!!!!!

  92. M.... M....

    Anybody realize at the very end they basicly said they were gona buy it becuase of the double neggitive

  93. F.... S....

    This song has an Adam Ant 'Wonderful' vibe to it. I love it!! Edit: well, in the beginning it does...

  94. O.... G....

    "Dolphins are the best food." Uhhh.... oh.

  95. W.... B....

    OMG I just a sketchey craigs list encounter but with a car

  96. A.... K....

    The pảody guy.

  97. A.... K....

    The pảody guy