Rhett & Link - The Craigslist Couch Song Lyrics
Mr. Fly has been compromised
(Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that)
A rat has taken up residence inside.
(It's a long story)
Where does one turn...
A new place to sit.
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
Craigslist!
Beatrice has been compromised
(Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...)
Now it's red
Though it once was white.
(I have chronic nosebleeds.)
How in the world
Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
Craigslist!
I'm posting an ad..
We're replying to an ad
On Craigslist!
It looks like a real red couch!
Look at this real red couch
On Craigslist!
(We gotta snag this couch, man.
I'm gonna call him)
Boop, boop, boop, boop
Beedee boop boop boop
Boop
Riiiing, riiiing, riii - Hello...
(Uh, hello, um, I'm calling)
You calling about a couch?
(Yeah, I am...)
I knew it, I could smell you from here.
(Uh, okay well um, I just - I'm interested in it)
Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by
I'm here waiting for you, boys.
You can't see me can you?
(No)
Okay good, keep it that way until you get here
(Come right now?)
You better get here real quick
I gotta bathe my mother.
Goodbye
We're buying a sofa
Yeah that's what we're gonna do
But I'm pretty sure we're buying it
From a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude
Here we are, we're at the front door
Should I knock or should I ring the -
Ring the doorbell.
Okay...
Ding dong
Ding dong
Ding dong ding dong
Hey, hey Phillip.
(Uh, I'm not Phillip)
You smell different when you're awake...
You got a real nice forehead...
(Thanks... I mean, I usually cover it up, but)
Well let me ask you a question
I lost my tangerine potato smoothie
Can I check y'all's hairs for it?
We're not buying a sofa
That's not what we're gonna do
Cause he's most definitely
The most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!
(Let's get out of here...)
Dolphins are the best food.
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Rhett & Link The Craigslist Couch Song Comments
Anyone else in 2019 with Bart baker now an “American” kpop star
Sydney Foreman yes
I think this song was viral in FB right?
I think you need to add the lyrics to songs.
The diaria was here and you don't knew that then.
They are so funny.
I want them to do a song biscuits with bo burham
There is already a song about aglets phineous and ferb made one
Dolphins are the best food.
Rhett's impression of a phone was amazing and so was his doorbell
Man, if you kept the same chord progression and general rhythm of these songs, then just changed up the lyrics to be a bit more serious, these songs would be huge hits
Aglets already have a song by phineas and ferb
I would by it
I lost my potato mango smoothie
3:14 to 3:30 i just want a loop of that.
somebody needs to animate this
Why was this in my head all day...?
he sure had the sketchy thing down
when bart said "dolphins are the best food" i paused and then laghed lol
😂😂😂
This is beautiful. I torture my friends by constantly singing this.
My names philip but with one L
I'm sorry he's hot
I saw Bart baker and almost fell out of my seat YASS
my friend had this problem except buying an xbox on ebay
this is so funny!
BART FREAKING BAKER OMG HIII
If I find out anyone eats dolphin I will rip out their guts
This should totally be animated
Back when Link's hair went down and the world was right...
the guest sings really goodly
umm... beautiful?
1:30 That's because I fart in my sleep.
The way Link smiles after he says "dolphins are the best food"....
Wait they should animate this song
I love them theyz bez myz weirdoz
I love how they couldn't stop from snickering during the phone conversation part 😂😂😂
dolphin is my favorite food mmmmmmm
"Dolphins are my favorite food...mmmmm." I laughed so hard at that point my lungs started hurting.
Link's voice in the preps though..... it's SKETCHY.
BARTBAKER I LUVE HIS MUSICAL.LYS!!!!!!!!!!!
that moment when you drop your phone and the screen shatters!
This is great
Bart Baker!!!!!! I love his parodies!!!!!
I told my sister look it's Bart baker and she told me no way. He looks so different
y'all shoul
d do one about zombies
you guys are absolutely amazing.
OMG YES BART BAKER I WATCHED HIM LIVE ON MUSICAL.LY
Lol! This is one of the best song biscuits!
bart baker yes
am I the only one who thought of petitite princess when someone said "you have a nice forehead"
BART BART BART BART BAKER
you should say in the beginning "welcome to song biscuits, where you help us right a song with biscuits"
I always eat biscuits when I watch these.. A reason to eat biscuits...
HAHAH 😁😁😁😁😁
"I have chronic nosebleeds" Suuuuure, I'm absolutely convinced that _that_ is the real reason your couch is covered in blood, Mr. Sketchy Guy... It couldn't possibly be that you're, I don't know, an axe murderer or anything... /camera zooms in behind the couch on an axe whose head is the same color as the couch as eerie music plays/
wow bart baker is a great actor.
I love Bart baker so much
BART BAAKER
Bart looks so creepy during the song
Being a person who's going to do choir and loves harmonies I love links harmony on the "think think think think," part
I thought they could've added another think on that part..
bart ruined it all,his voice is so harsh...just sayin
this is great
Hello there 😀👋
This needs to be animated
Make a song that is stupeytsg
Links mouth tho 4:35
So funny😂😂😂😂
can anyone tell me the chords for this song?
Do a video with Jenna Marbles! please. : )
Bart looks "baked" lol 😭😭
I like to imagine at the start rhett is calling us biscuits.
Should have animated this un.
Bart baker!!!!!!!!!
The best scam I ever saw was this ad in the paper that said that for only $69.99 you could obtain an engraving of the Bluenose and a profile of the Queen.
If you ordered it, they sent you a Canadian dime.
fox fire
Animate this, anyone, please....
wow so i went from this to bart baker then adele and her parodys to drake and his hotline bling song to wii channel hotline bling to steve os youtue chanel to barack obama singing thriller ad him singing you cant touch this wow just wow youtube
BART BAKER!!
This is my favourite one. They should make an animation of this one
Yaaaaaaaaaaasssss
*Favorite
Animal lover162 **favourite
Ben Bancroft
Favorite
Rhett has an angel's voice!!
I like Rhett and Link's songs better
I like Rhett and Link's songs better
I don't like Bart Baker's parodies 😁
This needs to be animated!!!!
It ought is away
do Mac and cheese
BART BAKER!!!!!!!!
Mr.fly haha. I have a rat living in a... rat cage.
this is funny
I was so shocked that he was Bart Baker!!He look so different
I would have laughed so hard if for the pic for u to pick the vid, u guys used that paramore album cover with the red coach in the middle of the woods
Do one with jacksfilms! It would be so funny!
So Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> <
O
I love bart baker !!!!!!!!!!
Anybody realize at the very end they basicly said they were gona buy it becuase of the double neggitive
This song has an Adam Ant 'Wonderful' vibe to it. I love it!! Edit: well, in the beginning it does...
"Dolphins are the best food." Uhhh.... oh.
OMG I just a sketchey craigs list encounter but with a car
The pảody guy.
The pảody guy