Rhett & Link - The Cat's 9 Lives Song Lyrics
Looking down from Heaven,
I see my flat carcass in front of 7/11.
Wish I could say it was the first time,
But I'm a cat. So in terms of life, she's had nine.
I landed on my feet, but it was into a blender.
Next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin' in them.
That really fancy thing was botulism.
Took life three easy, nappin' on some jeans.
The problem was the jeans were in a washing machine.
Don't feel sorry for me.
I've had nine times a life that you could ever dream.
I became a pillow on Pinterest.
Life five
I died from sheer disinterest.
Life six
I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers.
Life seven
Chased a bird into a wood chipper.
Life eight
Donated my guts for tennis rackets.
But it turns out they don't even use cat guts!
Can you put that in brackets?
We'll add it in post!
I hope this song wasn't a drag,
I just had to let this cat out of the bag!
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Rhett & Link The Cat's 9 Lives Song Comments
Link's delayed laugh. I love it!!!
Clan cat leaders after they use their nine lives:
Omg glad I remembered this
*If it's cat heaven, then why is the sign written in blood?*
9 lives
There was eight
The 9th life was her getting run over at 711 lol
DUDE THIS WAS A MY CHILDHOOD I LOVE IT
Does any one else like dogs more but still really enjoy this
its STARCLAN!
0:39 uwu
omfgggggggg i love thissss
I just watched this for the first time in years and I still love it
Heard this fours years ago came back still love it
I haven't heard this in 4 YEARSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I missed it so much wow <3
-pizza- Nostalgia time!
Ah I missed this
I used to listen to this all the time-
I wanna make an oc parody of this song hold on
Noooooooooooo what about my cat and other cat's noooooooooooo 😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕👀😢🐱🙀
This is purfect
Where’s its whiskers before
1:20 rhett is beautiful
Hope they return this series in GMM.
Wow hannah is a really good singer
This is so cute the animation and ur voices there amazing
"Chased a bird into a woodchopper, Life 8-"
Me: YoUR lAsT cHancE tO neGOtIaTE, SenD iN yoUr SecOndS sEe iF thEY cAn SeT tHe rEcOrD sTRaiGht
...
Me: *_Wait no_*
Life 5 is when I watched Thor the dark world
This is the best song biscuits ever
This was the first video I ever liked
AND THE FIRST OF 333 LIKED VIDEOS
I forgot these existed for while there
"Chased a bird into a woodchopper, Life 8-"
Me: YoUR lAsT cHancE tO neGOtIaTE, SenD iN yoUr SecOndS sEe iF thEY cAn SeT tHe rEcOrD sTRaiGht
...
Me: *_Wait no_*
1:03 deadpool 2
The ending LOL 😆
Hannah: "Wow, you guys really put life on paws." *smirks*
. . .
Link :. . . ah ha ha!
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Who else keeps coming back to this even after 4 years!
I love this song
Song biscuits
You only did 8 livs
No she did all nine.
I watch this 5 years ago and I still remember lyrics...
I just noticed 3 years later, that this was posted on my birthday
LINX IS SO CUTE AT 1:42
1:22
Rhett’s face is too cute!
IN COLLABORATION WITH FREDERATOR!?!?!?!?
that shows up in the credits of adventure time
* dies *
so sad
i remember when my cousin showed me this ._.
2019 ANYONE? WJAJWIOSISKW
Im still adicted to this song.. 2019..
1:43 is the cutest Link cat and the 1:49 Link cat laugh is darling
In life 1 she landed in the blender but it wasn’t on and then her owner would know and take her out before she turns it on.
HOW IS THIS NOT FAMOUS
*Nostalgia*
My childhood
**BA DUM TSHH**
I remember not getting anything but the cats were dead.
I still laugh at the little joke at the end
I haven’t seen this vid in about a 2 years a i remover every word❤️
2019 anyone? owo
0:57 when I don’t know what to watch or play
I remember watching this video like 3 years ago
This is a great song why did you or stop making them
1:47 Rhett looks like the angriest cat on earth well in heaven lol
They only had 8 lives
cats die by the terribly extreme fear of cucumbers.
1:47 Rhett looks so weird
WHOAH I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS GM
The end lmaoo
Who misses GMM songs??
🐈☠
whyd they stop song bicuits?
Just realized that “cat heaven” is written in blood lol
1:46 Rhett's face killed me 😂😂😂
What happened in life 9?
p-panoots?
Rhett and link are in this
well technally cats dont hAVE BEARDS, DO THEY?
It's my birth-day!
0:42 Me hanging to the back of the car because I don't want to go to school
wait, when will they make one about that flightless bird song
Rhett and Link would be great voice actors!
i like how they are the only ones there
Rip cats I am a cat person but still Rip cats :( 😭😔☔😞😥💔
No cats were harmed in the making of this video JK she was
I woke up from a dead sleep because I just remembered this
*Barks*
What about the 9 life you only went to 8 life
The animation is on the flick.
Wow lmai
The ending though
Its weird to turn a cat into a pillow
I just had to let this cat, out of the bag!
As her body goes into a bag
You should make a eat biscuit about ice cream left outside
The female cat is attractive 😂😂😂 beautiful voice.
What was the ninth live
in front of the 711
PUNS!!!