Rhett & Link - The Break Up Song Lyrics






It's not you, it's me
And me don't like you
It's not you, it's I and
I am breaking up with you

You swore up and down the walls
That Twilight is is best trilogy of all
Some how you got me to agree
to dress up like Edward for Halloween (look what you did to him!)
And now that I'm coming clean
First off, Twilight's a quadrilogy
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy
Of removing,
A wookie's dingleberries

[Chewbacca impressions]

It's not me, it's you
(Even more I think about it) It's definitely you
But it might be me
Cause me decided to date you

When we went out on our first date
You said you don't eat anything with a face
Then for the next eighteen months
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)
And now that we're parting ways
Newsflash, Fish have a face!
And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!
Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)

It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)
It was always totally you
But now it's up to me
And me is now dumping you





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  1. I.... S....

    2:00 the girls' smile on the left is gorgeous

  2. R.... N....

    1:31 Why they react like that? If that's not hot, I don't know what is XD

  3. N.... E....

    More Tessa!!!!!!

  4. Z.... P....

    I wounder how many relationships rhett and link have actually ended with this song😂😂

  5. J.... ....

    who is the hot girl on left

  6. K.... ....

    "but it might be me, cause me decided to date you"

  7. T.... ....

    this is how you should break up play this song and say we is breaking up

  8. A.... C....

    I here the Merle Haggard on this

  9. J.... 1....

    Who would want to break up with her she's very pretty.

  10. G.... R....

    A Mexican song in English

  11. K.... W....

    I sooooooo love this!!! over and over and everytime I hear it.

  12. f.... o....

    that redhead is SEXY!!

  13. M.... ....

    1:31 sliding into DM's like

  14. B.... G....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  15. j.... ....

    Who's still listening to this in 2020

    j.... ....

    Is it just me or does Rhett look like his Edward photo now.

    j.... ....

    It’s not you, it’s me

  16. D.... M....

    somehow this made my breakup not that bad

  17. J.... B....

    Just broke up with my gf, wish I remembered this before lmao.

  18. A.... W....

    Dude Rhett can really sing

  19. L.... D....

    Hey Rhett and Link, see you in two years when you show up in my recommended again

  20. C.... C....

    Her: are you breaking up with me with a song with your best friend singing backup?
    Me: BINGO HONEY!

  21. M.... P....

    This is 9 yearsold.....

  22. W.... N....

    The skype sound effect brings back memories

  23. J.... S....

    That’s disgusting.

    And also impossible.


    Cracks me up years later

  24. S.... M....

    i watch both Tessa and Shawna why have i never seen this

  25. j.... ....

    Is it me or does this have a Weird Al Yankovic "One More Minute" type of feel to it.

  26. R.... K....

    wait is this how they actually broke up with their girlfriends before they met their wives. I bet this is how they did it.

  27. T.... D....

    TESSA! TESSA! TESSA! 💛

  28. J.... G....

    2020!!!!

  29. g.... h....

    Did anyone see that his name is darth awesome

  30. T.... ....

    When you realize that you didn't discover Tessa Violet through her music in 2019.

    T.... ....

    No. When you realize that you discovered Tessa Violet through her music... Then realize you had discovered her 8yrs earlier.....

  31. P.... ....

    Rhett and Link 2011: Honk if you <3 Butt Drugs

    Rhett and Link 2020: *censors guest's swearing*

  32. A.... ....

    haha he does say were-woof

  33. R.... B....

    Imagine watching this in 2020

  34. j.... S....

    why does rhett look like he plays from twilight

  35. b.... ....

    Why isn't this song on Amazon Prime Music

  36. Y.... ....

    2:58 “You can’t dump me!”

    Aha but me just did, sister.

  37. D.... B....

    Hey this this is interesting listen. I used a DL i bought from this same legit online vendor I got my passport from sometime ago @ +1 (804) 214-6085 pm or watsapp directly and was delivered in 24hrs at my house address. All festivs i clubed with it n it is like magic... Very authentic

  38. E.... K....

    I just found out this is Tessa Violet. WHAT.

  39. B.... G....

    Most underrated R&L Song... 🔥🐔

  40. i.... o....

    How do we know that's not sausage?

  41. [.... E....

    came across this video and noticed tessa in the thumbnail. this is epic

  42. P.... K....

    idc what anyone says this song slaps harder than my step dad

  43. J.... C....

    THe GiRLS WERE BOTH IN MATCHBREAKER

  44. Z.... G....

    Binging with babish needs to make the stuffed animal monstrosity too prove its possible🤣🤣

  45. D.... c....

    Every body:likes

    Literally every body:likes

    Me:
    zero likes

  46. A.... N....

    is this forreal

  47. S.... M....

    Do a song like something like school is worse than prison

    S.... M....

    Sofia Martin
    You are late and they dont use this channel anymore or do song... plus school is not worse than prison

  48. Z.... W....

    Is it just me or does Rhett make a better looking Edward Cullin anyways 😂

  49. M.... ....

    Damn they go way back

  50. K.... N....

    WOW this was put up on my birthday❤️

  51. M.... B....

    8 YEARS AGOOOO

  52. d.... ....

    TESSAAA

  53. L.... L....

    Did they photo shop Rhetts face on Edward Cullen? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG IM dead

  54. S.... t....

    #relatable

  55. K.... M....

    I miss meekakitty and nanalew <3

  56. H.... -....

    That is Tiffany from the epic rap battle

  57. N.... T....

    😍😍😍

  58. A.... T....

    0:49 NO vampire diarys

  59. P.... D....

    Fetus tessa

  60. L.... W....

    This is amazing

  61. J.... S....

    2019 boys

  62. H.... .....

    *_2019_* ???

  63. M.... W....

    I miss the Goth Baseball song :(

  64. T.... B....

    It’s you it’s you

    No doubt about it

    It was always you

  65. n.... ....

    Best song evea! I want to see binging with babish make that food

  66. M.... ....

    Song
    Peace of art

  67. T.... ....

    If I was to break up with someone I would use this song

  68. B.... ....

    Youtube in 2019 : Hey you wanna watch this 8 year old video?

    B.... ....

    Me: Yes please

    B.... ....

    BumkenBoy and ur complaining?😂😂

  69. C.... C....

    1:52
    Every reply to a comment with wrong grammer

  70. V.... V....

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣

  71. B.... P....

    Is anyone else here because they for some reason didn't see if sausage made from rice and walnuts would sausage? And because Tessa Violet (meekakitty) has an album coming out on Friday?

  72. N.... ....

    How to make real. Lightsabers

  73. A.... R....

    So that's why Tessa Violet look familiar

  74. D.... M....

    *This song is the same as when your friend tells you a joke in middle school that you didn’t get only to find yourself laughing at the joke years later at your friend’s funeral...*

  75. O.... T....

    Poor Rhett. :(

  76. M.... B....

    I’ve never been in a relationship, but if someone broke up with me with this song, I would not be mad. I don’t even think I would care because this song is so great

  77. T.... ....

    Who else watched this right before breaking up with someone

  78. w.... ....

    Back when youtube was YOUTUBE.

  79. B.... F....

    Who just stared a the picture in the back for the whole video?

  80. S.... D....

    I
    I
    I
    I
    I
    I
    I
    I
    I
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  81. �.... �....

    С русского по лайку. Тессу Виолетовну в массы

  82. J.... B....

    It's not me it's you. It's definitely you.

  83. M.... ....

    О, и тут императрица.

  84. Y.... S....

    Twilight are the best movies of all tho

  85. r.... d....

    IS THIS EVEN REAL "TWILIGHT IS A TRILOGY" F**K

  86. D.... ....

    This is literally the best way to break up with someone-

  87. A.... S....

    Remember when youtube had great content like this?

  88. J.... C....

    2019 anyone?

    J.... C....

    That's nuts


    ..

    J.... C....

    Nostalgia run!

  89. K.... A....

    that´s Tessa Violet! 0.0 #tessaviolet

  90. K.... I....

    I now have a song to send to someone. 3 months after the break up. Thank you.

  91. a.... p....

    That’s a bop

  92. l.... k....

    what is this genre of music? is it like jazz or reaggae cause i love this type of song and i really want to find more song like this lol

  93. A.... T....

    But my bf sent me this..

  94. c.... s....

    Chick with the red hair is so damn cute

  95. f.... b....

    Who else showed this to there girlfriend to brake up with her.

    f.... b....

    You probably shouldn't have a girlfriend at your age, just saying. Focus on school please.

  96. d.... ....

    SHES AWOLNATION SAIL SONG GIRL, I KNEW I KNEW HER FROM SOMEWHERE

  97. I.... K....

    crocrocrophic