Rhett & Link - The Break Up Song Lyrics
It's not you, it's me
And me don't like you
It's not you, it's I and
I am breaking up with you
That Twilight is is best trilogy of all
Some how you got me to agree
to dress up like Edward for Halloween (look what you did to him!)
And now that I'm coming clean
First off, Twilight's a quadrilogy
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy
Of removing,
A wookie's dingleberries
[Chewbacca impressions]
It's not me, it's you
(Even more I think about it) It's definitely you
But it might be me
Cause me decided to date you
When we went out on our first date
You said you don't eat anything with a face
Then for the next eighteen months
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)
And now that we're parting ways
Newsflash, Fish have a face!
And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!
Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig
That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)
It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)
It was always totally you
But now it's up to me
And me is now dumping you
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Rhett & Link The Break Up Song Comments
2:00 the girls' smile on the left is gorgeous
1:31 Why they react like that? If that's not hot, I don't know what is XD
More Tessa!!!!!!
I wounder how many relationships rhett and link have actually ended with this song😂😂
who is the hot girl on left
"but it might be me, cause me decided to date you"
this is how you should break up play this song and say we is breaking up
I here the Merle Haggard on this
Who would want to break up with her she's very pretty.
A Mexican song in English
I sooooooo love this!!! over and over and everytime I hear it.
that redhead is SEXY!!
1:31 sliding into DM's like
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who's still listening to this in 2020
Is it just me or does Rhett look like his Edward photo now.
It’s not you, it’s me
somehow this made my breakup not that bad
Just broke up with my gf, wish I remembered this before lmao.
Dude Rhett can really sing
Hey Rhett and Link, see you in two years when you show up in my recommended again
Her: are you breaking up with me with a song with your best friend singing backup?
Me: BINGO HONEY!
This is 9 yearsold.....
The skype sound effect brings back memories
That’s disgusting.
And also impossible.
Cracks me up years later
i watch both Tessa and Shawna why have i never seen this
Is it me or does this have a Weird Al Yankovic "One More Minute" type of feel to it.
wait is this how they actually broke up with their girlfriends before they met their wives. I bet this is how they did it.
TESSA! TESSA! TESSA! 💛
2020!!!!
Did anyone see that his name is darth awesome
When you realize that you didn't discover Tessa Violet through her music in 2019.
No. When you realize that you discovered Tessa Violet through her music... Then realize you had discovered her 8yrs earlier.....
Rhett and Link 2011: Honk if you <3 Butt Drugs
Rhett and Link 2020: *censors guest's swearing*
haha he does say were-woof
Imagine watching this in 2020
why does rhett look like he plays from twilight
Why isn't this song on Amazon Prime Music
2:58 “You can’t dump me!”
Aha but me just did, sister.
Hey this this is interesting listen. I used a DL i bought from this same legit online vendor I got my passport from sometime ago @ +1 (804) 214-6085 pm or watsapp directly and was delivered in 24hrs at my house address. All festivs i clubed with it n it is like magic... Very authentic
I just found out this is Tessa Violet. WHAT.
Most underrated R&L Song... 🔥🐔
How do we know that's not sausage?
came across this video and noticed tessa in the thumbnail. this is epic
idc what anyone says this song slaps harder than my step dad
THe GiRLS WERE BOTH IN MATCHBREAKER
Binging with babish needs to make the stuffed animal monstrosity too prove its possible🤣🤣
Every body:likes
Literally every body:likes
Me:
zero likes
is this forreal
Do a song like something like school is worse than prison
Sofia Martin
You are late and they dont use this channel anymore or do song... plus school is not worse than prison
Is it just me or does Rhett make a better looking Edward Cullin anyways 😂
Damn they go way back
WOW this was put up on my birthday❤️
8 YEARS AGOOOO
TESSAAA
Did they photo shop Rhetts face on Edward Cullen? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG IM dead
#relatable
I miss meekakitty and nanalew <3
That is Tiffany from the epic rap battle
😍😍😍
0:49 NO vampire diarys
Fetus tessa
This is amazing
2019 boys
*_2019_* ???
I miss the Goth Baseball song :(
It’s you it’s you
No doubt about it
It was always you
Best song evea! I want to see binging with babish make that food
Song
Peace of art
If I was to break up with someone I would use this song
Youtube in 2019 : Hey you wanna watch this 8 year old video?
Me: Yes please
BumkenBoy and ur complaining?😂😂
1:52
Every reply to a comment with wrong grammer
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🤣🤣🤣
Is anyone else here because they for some reason didn't see if sausage made from rice and walnuts would sausage? And because Tessa Violet (meekakitty) has an album coming out on Friday?
How to make real. Lightsabers
So that's why Tessa Violet look familiar
*This song is the same as when your friend tells you a joke in middle school that you didn’t get only to find yourself laughing at the joke years later at your friend’s funeral...*
Poor Rhett. :(
I’ve never been in a relationship, but if someone broke up with me with this song, I would not be mad. I don’t even think I would care because this song is so great
Who else watched this right before breaking up with someone
Back when youtube was YOUTUBE.
Who just stared a the picture in the back for the whole video?
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С русского по лайку. Тессу Виолетовну в массы
It's not me it's you. It's definitely you.
О, и тут императрица.
Twilight are the best movies of all tho
IS THIS EVEN REAL "TWILIGHT IS A TRILOGY" F**K
This is literally the best way to break up with someone-
Remember when youtube had great content like this?
2019 anyone?
That's nuts
..
Nostalgia run!
that´s Tessa Violet! 0.0 #tessaviolet
I now have a song to send to someone. 3 months after the break up. Thank you.
That’s a bop
what is this genre of music? is it like jazz or reaggae cause i love this type of song and i really want to find more song like this lol
But my bf sent me this..
Chick with the red hair is so damn cute
Who else showed this to there girlfriend to brake up with her.
You probably shouldn't have a girlfriend at your age, just saying. Focus on school please.
SHES AWOLNATION SAIL SONG GIRL, I KNEW I KNEW HER FROM SOMEWHERE
crocrocrophic