Rhett & Link - Photoshop Your Memories Lyrics
[Rhett:]
You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring
And you're confronted by your double-chin and your bald spot glistening
You could get a membership
At the fitness hut down the road
And slim yourself down
And even give yourself a fro
[Link:]
Your high-school reunion
Is coming next Friday
And you know everyone
Will ask to see some
Pictures of the babies that you've made
But the problem is
I mean we're talking alien size here
Well just cut and paste a hat
Or at least a do-rag
And it won't seem so severe
[Rhett and Link:]
Photoshop your memories
A picture's worth
A thousand words
So a few white lies
Shouldn't hurt
[Rhett and Link (alternating):]
Your birthday
This past Monday
Was a fun day
Except for one thing
Your mother-in-law
Who makes your skin crawl
[Both:] Stuck her face in every frame
You'd prefer
To remember
That day without
Her tattooed brows
The simplest solution
Decrease the resolution
[Both:] And crop that woman out
[Rhett and Link:]
Photoshop your memories
Your real life may be sub-par
But you can be who you want people to think you are
Make yourself thin
Give yourself abs
Remove that mole
Say no to crack
Say you went to the alps
In a luxury car
With a Swedish model
Just be who you want people to think you are
Photoshop your memories
A picture's worth
A thousand words
So a few white lies
Shouldn't hurt
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Rhett & Link Photoshop Your Memories Comments
This brings back so many memories
Feb 16 2020
*From this to bleak creek that’s crazy!*
This brings back memories it’s so nostalgic. They won’t see this but thank you guys for making my childhood a little more interesting and exciting. Love you guys
still great in 2020
0:42 is cool
The old stuff got so many more likes. Almost double and half as many dislikes, why did they ever change? for the money? In the old videos they laughed about product pushing, now it's as commonplace as Link saying "smella that" .. why don't they do this stuff anymore
* Takes a picture in his birthday *
* Photoshops people in it to make you seem less lonely *
when you get a photoshop ad before this video starts...
This is quite sad to be honest 😂
I wonder how much this costed to make.
So your telling me there is a picture of Rhett and Link in Tutus somewhere in the world right now, XD
That little "say no to crack" did not go unnoticed
So talented! Love this!!
The harmonies though
1:47 is that Marcus Johns on the top and in the bottom left is that Danny from Vat19?!
This song randomly got stuck in my head 8 years later.
At 2:15
LINK YOU TRIPPED
I liked the song, but I just wish I hadn't seen the crack
BOOB MAN
think of all the editing to get the picture together and everything
Oml this video officially qualifies as nostalgia
''Your mother in law who makes your skin crawl''
#Relatable
I’m watching this in 2019 and this came out in 2011
so nostalgic
most underrated song on the internet
I- throw back ngl
I counted 72 canvases but im probably mistaken. Dang!
I miss the days when they made vids like these
The end picture is my dance studio I go to dance at
It's already been eight years since this gosh the nostalgia
3:15 so Rhett and Link are vampires now? Ok
I honestly don’t know why but I really love this video and I keep playing it over and over again
imagine an oction for a canvas of someone's right foot.
you wasted so many canvases >:(
Photoshop your memories- A song about photoshopping every other picture in your camera roll
My birthday party is in 5 days
2:10 yeah
That's some quality photoshop right there
Shady Link- https://youtu.be/jXcE1XOJHFw
My butt is now satisfied
2019 gang! 👍
Ever wondered how many canvases they used?
Approximately 65...I counted.
8 years since this has been uploaded, I’m old...
2:16 did anyone else notice that link fell 😂😂
How many pictures were in this video
Oh wow this is really nice.
I just watched T-Shirt War and now I can't stop seeing stop motion.
This was made 8 years ago
This song is👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
2019 xD
Is no one gonna point how how impressive this was? How did you make this!?
I don’t know why but this makes me want to cry
2019 anybody
Did he say sweet ash model like actually say the word ash not butt
Swedish model I think
Y does link sound like he’s pinching his nose?
**when an add stops until one second of the skip**
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The description states: _Check out our other Youtube channel, where we upload random videos from our phones: __http://youtube.com/rhettandlink2_
I find it funny how that "other Youtube channel" is now their main channel.
Is anyone else as impressed with how high Rhett's voices was in 2:49
2011:
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2019: Wanna watch this video????
This is not a bad song
Considering this was made 8 years ago, this is amazing!
Rhett sounds EXACTLY like Weird Al!
1:40 that was a nice note from these two I liked that
These guys will die before I'm their age
Well this is my Memorie...
2019 still a great song
Thye mentions aliens in every song 😂
This song perfectly captures a vain mindset
PHOTOSHOP YOUR MEEEEMOOOORRIIIIIIIEESSSS
2:16: Link trips
I'm your 10th million viewer
Here’s a cookie if you want to replay.
0:00
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(•w•)
/u u\
(n n)
Uh oh!
He has a doughnut instead of a cookie!
Oh Never mind he found a cookie and a doughnut 🍩 🍪
There ya go!
And right after, a photo editing software commercial plays. It wasn't Photoshop.
Photoshop is BEST software & usefull/ i like photoshop
This is beautiful. Right on the verdge before they started to sell out and do too much of nothing so they forgot to do SOMETHING. Im sorry, but the earlier stuff was way better, and done with so much more passion...
I really miss these music videos.
It's called catfishing
Anyone coming here for the nolstalgia?
My mom showed me this Youtube Channel in 2014, and I got so much nolstalgia from Rhett and Links music videos.
This song is like a metaphor of how people would rather change the way how others see them by changing anything that makes them vulnerable to harassment online, instead of just accepting their faults and getting people to like them the way they are. But due to their insecurities, they conceal anything they would rather forget about, and sometimes replacing that with a facade that they think other people would accept more than reality.
But that’s just my interpretation of it. It’s a great song.
Satisfaction
"SAY NO TO CRACK"
Huge Nostalgia watching this like 5 years later yet can only imagine how much it cost
this used to be one of my favorite songs when i was like 9 years old oh man
Rhett looks like a bad boy from tik tok
2:40 SAY NO TO CRACK!!!!!!
This must have cost a fortune
Great job boiiissss
6,000 comments. Wow
12:15 link 😂
Nearly at 10 million views
i saw the hand coming out of nowhere hold the picture and put it down 1:25
2:59, holy fricktard its jim pickens
I was 2 wen this came out
I was 4 lemme guess you are 9
im pretty sure someone would be offended by this at todays standrds sadly haha
2:53 the Swiss are not Swedish
I don't like it. I am a society member now.
Bro, they make the most creative ads for things...
And it's catchy
Did anyone else see link fall?
Did anyone notice Link fall at 2:16 🤣
I could just imagine how many canvasses were left after this