Rhett & Link - My Exercise Bike Lyrics






[Rhett:]
This is my exercise bike
It's got a lot of features that I like
Like a seat
And pedals for my feet
And handlebars for me to hold onto

[Link:] (That's all pretty standard.)

[Rhett:]
This is my exercise bike
You ought'a see just how fast I ride
Look at me
Going faster than the speed
Of a pregnant cheetah

[Link:] (How pregnant?)
[Rhett:]
(Half pregnant.)

It's like I'm riding in the Tour De France
[Link:] But in his mind that's what he means
[Rhett:] Don't need no drugs to boost my performance
[Link:] Just test his pee you'll see he's clean
[Rhett:] Got to the top, totally on my own
[Link:] He's a man of his word
[Rhett:] No that's not a syringe of human growth hormone
[Link:] It's happy gerbil herbs

[Rhett:]
(Herbs)

This is just my exercise bike
The resistance goes from low to high
And when it's high
It makes it seem like I
Am going up an incline

[Link:] (Well, yeah, that's generally how they work.)

[Rhett:] You need to stop it with your accusing
[Link:] He's just a natural athlete
[Rhett:] No I'm not getting a blood transfusion
[Link:] It's just a bag of pudding
[Rhett:] And look at this ball, it's not deflated at all
[Link:] Plus it's irrelevant to this conversation
[Rhett:]
And no I didn't send my cousin to the
Congo to extract the DNA of a gorilla
And then formulate it into a sports drink which I personally endorse
[Link:]
It's called Gorillagy

This is just my exercise bike





Other Lyrics by Artist

Rand Lyrics

Last Posts

Rhett & Link My Exercise Bike Comments
  1. L.... R....

    The pyramid

  2. P.... B....

    Seeing Link dressed in that blue polo gave me many mixed feelings.

  3. C.... 1....

    The pentagon
    ALSO This song reminds me of SpongeBob in the background.

  4. U.... ....

    The hexagon?

  5. S.... v....

    the trapezoid

  6. E.... ....

    the rectangle

  7. c.... ....

    the cube

  8. C.... A....

    the triangle

  9. L.... S....

    The ball

    L.... S....

    I’m so confused why did I comment this

    L.... S....

    You got 7 likes so