Rhett & Link - I Wanna Be Your Maine Man Lyrics
I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers
It's bright but very lonely inside
After four straight days awake
I begin to hallucinate
I see you feeding me blueberry pie
I'm a lumberjack
But you already knew that
From when you first saw my chiseled physique
Though I can fell a tall pine
Without batting an eye
I got a soft spot for baby trees
I keep a live lobster inside of my shirt
I can tame any creature of the sea
You make my temperature rise
I'm gonna steam it with my body heat
You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine
Is moose on the highway
But when riding with me
You can be worry free
I bathe in bear pee
And it keeps them at bay
(It keeps them at bay, baby.)
(Yeah, but you smell like bear pee.)
I wanna be your Maine man
Let me be your Maine man
Don't let him be your Maine man
I'm gonna be her Maine man
Girl, I can build you a cabin in a month
I can do it all by myself
But the truth is it'll take at least six months
And he'll make you and his cousin Glenn help
But I'll take you on a romantic cruise, ah
In my arctic exploration schooner
That's just what he wrote
On the side of his paddleboat
Don't go anywhere alone with this loser
Baby, don't listen to him
He didn't move to Maine until he was ten
But I know so much about Maine
I got Maine facts all up in my brain
Well what's the state fish?
The landlocked salmon
The state bird?
Black capped chickadee
The state fossil?
Pertica quadrifaria
The state insect?
European honeybee
The state gemstone?
Tourmaline
State herb?
Wintergreen
And the state cat is the Maine coon
The state animal is moose
The state mammal is moose
And the state girl of Maine is you
I wanna be your Maine man
Let me be your Maine man
I'm gonna be your Maine man
No, I wanna be your Maine man
I've been living in Maine
I've been working in Maine
I've got some cousins in Maine
I've been buying groceries in Maine
Been paying my taxes in Maine
I've been supporting the economy in Maine
And I'd like to get the child tax credit in Maine
But I'm gonna need some help with that girl
I wanna be your Maine man
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Guess is it help or h***
1:48
I wish that was Glenn from Buddy System
If I was born in 2008, this would've been uploaded a day after I was born.
2019 boys
I just think it’s funny that I know where everything is in this video
RHETT DOESNT HAVE A BEARD 😂
Mainer here, this song is awesome lol
I see you feeding me blueberry pie🤪
2019 and I just found this
I'm SHOOK and I love it!!
Before Florida man, there was Maine man.
This is definitely one of the best videos on the Rhett and Link youtube channel.
Stephen King might have a problem with this. "I'M the Maine man! All my books are set there!"
I’m pretty sure that the shots down by the water was filmed in harpswell
We should make a petition so that Stephen king has to sing this song
Wait, the guys now more we’ll known for a variety show about various info are these guys? Are they from Maine?
And we have opiates!
Rhett without a beard looks weird
Now that it is 2019 they should make a Florida man song
Kiki sent me
👍👍😜😜
Still one of my favorite videos from Rhett and Link. As a man from Maine I can confirm at least 75% of the lyrics haha
I’m a Mainer Man! 😄
Are you actually from Maine though??
No.. they're from North Carolina. They wrote this as a pun. "Maine" Man, instead of "Your Main Man". (As in one and only)
This was a series where they went around the US making songs and commercials for (almost) every state, sponsored by Alka-Seltzer.
i live in Newfoundland from what it seems they're the exact same just Maine is in America and Newfoundland is in Canada
Any bys from st johns?
You can have your Maine women. I’ll stick to CT, CA, and Plymouth girls.
Haha this got me laughing
Another reason to move to NYC.
I love this song lol
The state girl of maine is yooooouuuuuuuuuu 😂😂😂
Listen.. I'm from portland maine and this song is dope. Portland headlight at ft Williams is an beautiful place I've spent many summers exploring there
From Maine and this should be are song
I'm from Maine. This is great. Maine doesn't have a lot of clout.
Who’s watching this after the London concert
This is completely accurate. Except for the fact that Maine Residents are called down easters. We are know as.
Mainiacs.
I live in Maine and this is 100% accurate!
If a song in 2019 had this name it’d be so inappropriate
10 years later and this is still a phenomenal song
Was this maid the year I was born cuz Rhett don’t have a beard Holy crap
My sister and I grew up watching all of these music videos and I still remember all of the lyrics!!! Thanks for all the memories !! We had so much fun watching these videos
These guys are great
Keeping those stereotypes alive lol. I'm from Maine and I have also been a fan of Rhett and link for a while so how have I never seen this till now😂😂😂
I'm writing a story about a lumberjack and this is always in my head now.
I live in Maine.
we sang this song in our choir class and our teacher scored it, ahaha
I can’t believe this is 10 years old 😳
2018 still here
I was born in Maine but in West Virginia
Thanks guys, leaving my home state to go back down to Florida. Always cheers me up everytime
so sad this is my favorite video of all rhett and like but its all dead now no more music videos just gmm and ear biscuits this channel is dead i literally can sing this song word for word from memory
they just said on the recent ear biscuits that they have been writing a bunch of new songs
Wow ten years Link hasn't changed at all
I'm watching this in Maine on a trip. crossing it off my bucketlist.
I haven't heard them say. Nor anyone else. I've always wondered why they made this song. I love it though. I been watching them since the beggining lol they surprise me every time
if you had been watching since the beginning you would know they made this song as part of their great american road trip series in 2008
Video got more views than people in Maine.
This song has around one thousand more views than there are citizens of Maine.
Im still here 9 years later
Anyone else born and raised in maine
bad ewwww yuck ok
Uhhh as a Mainer I can't say all of this is what actually happenes here. And also how have I never seen this?!
Look at the baby faces ☺☺
Thank you! I live in Maine and I was blown away by how true and funny this song is!
I'm so glad Rhett had the axe and not link
I live in Maine.......
How did this song come about? Firs of all, its hilarious!! I just wanted to find out what connection to Maine these guys have? What made you come up with the idea for the song? Also, how did you happen to choose Maine of all the states??
Hawk-and-trowel this is apart of their American road trip so they went to many places and this happend to be one
Link looks genuinely sad at 2:02 ;-; I'll let you be my Maine man
I'm more into lighthouses, not trees, sorry Rhett!!!
But why is 2:53 so beautiful though
Damn...
the nostalgia
I was not even born when this was made
here in 2018.
ywep its ogt there is the ugly and in perkins cove
this has to be shot around Ogunquit it all looks like places I know
2018. Also I like how this is so accurate to Maine. I love you guys. ♥️♥️♥️
Woah woah woahhhhhh! Maine is not the pine state! North Carolina is!
I cant stop listening to this song! <3
I really miss their old sketches and music videos. I love GMM, but I really miss this stuff.
My favorite YouTube channels singing about my favorite state! Crazy how far they’ve come and how long they’ve been doing this haha
Still the best song that's ever been made, what a masterpiece.
at 0:59 if you look closely the lobster gets caught on link's shirt
actually a little later but start there and you'll be fine
If u scroll really far in the comments half of them are “oh I live in Maine lol” but this video has more views than Maine’s population
Who’s watching in 2017/2018
Rhett looks so young!
This is kind of offending we are normal people too ya know
It is kind of cool with the facts tho
I used to live there in Maine, so I find this hilarious.
They missed out one more important fact. Pretty much everything Stephen King wrote sets in Maine.
As a person from Maine and I can say that this is 100% percent accurate
Living in Maine makes this song much better.
LOL IM FROM MAINE
if i was a female i would go on dat paddle boat
I APPLAUD YOU WE MAINERS (that’s what we’re called lol) DON’T GET ANY RECOGNITION
As a Maine resident all my life, I have mixed feelings.
you also forgot to add the snow.
not even a ahccent was heard. dissahpointed