Rhett & Link - I Am A Thoughtful Guy Lyrics
[Link:]
I am a thoughtful guy. I think about a lot of things.
[Rhett:]
I am a thoughtful guy. I think a lot of thoughts; about a lot of things.
[Link:]
I think about space and the vastness of it.
I think about cake and how much I love it.
I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil
I think tattoos are cool on other people.
[Rhett:]
I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean.
I think about the difference in ointment and lotion.
I think about if I should wax my back.
[Link:]
I am a thoughtful guy.
Right now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living on my body. It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership.
I think about how I could get on the local news
If I strolled into a McDonald's and stripped down nude.
[Rhett:]
I think about a hot dog while I'm eating it.
But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking about its ingredients.
[Link:]
I think about the first guy who ever shaved.
And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?
[Rhett:]
I think about if a friend was choking on ice.
"Just be patient" would be the best advice.
[Link:]
I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep,
And then my body jerks and I'm falling suddenly.
I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something,
Like when you're sleeping on a cliff or just top-bunking.
[Rhett:]
Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle,
And how if I start now and just whittle a little
My whittling skills will hone before I get old.
And I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home.
[Link:]
I think of all the places that a penny has been.
Like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in.
It could've been in the pocket of the President's suit,
But it's probably also been in some toddler's poop
'Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone vitamins
Accruing no interest while traveling inside of 'em.
Re-entering circulation might boost the economy,
But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy.
[Rhett:]
I think that our universe is really one of many
With many parallel mes stretching to infinity
Doing activities similarly to me
Yet, at the same time, done slightly differently.
And seemingly
Right now, they could be
Thinking this same thought as me.
Well, a similar thought but not the same thought exactly.
[Link:]
That's pretty deep.
[Rhett:]
I am a thoughtful guy.
Right now, I'm thinking about the people who invented words... Did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their minds? And if so, how do you explain duffle-bag?
[Link:]
I think how do I know that you and me
See the same colors the same way when you and me see?
Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too?
Could it be true we see different hues?
And, say, we do, then how would we discover this fact?
And even if we did, would there be any impact?
I don't think this would affect us personally,
But I think it would have ripple effects throughout the interior design industry.
[Rhett:]
I think about if I was turned into an ant,
I'd want my loved ones to know. So, I thought of a plan:
I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground,
Then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd around.
But now I'm thinking that when they saw it,
They'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawling on it.
Then not realizing' the ant-me was really the real me
In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me.
[Rhett:]
I am a thoughtful guy.
[Link:]
I am a thoughtful guy.
And right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really bad farmer's tan,
[Rhett:]
The aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned.
[Link:]
That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race.
[Rhett:]
I like that thought.
[Link:]
Yeah, I think a lot of thoughts like that.
[Rhett:]
Me too.
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Rhett & Link I Am A Thoughtful Guy Comments
Ointment is a medical cream lotion moisturizes the skin
it’s 2:43 AM i don’t know why i remembered this
this comment has THIS VIDEO energy
Am I the only one who thinks that last thought was inspired by C.S. Lewis's 'Perelandra'?
ah yes. the golden age of youtube
It's been 8 years and I'm still thinking about the color one
I deadass choked on ice and had to come hear this
i think about this a lot
Detroit's Become Human's Blue blood might be red to some people and human blood and fires just look like some very awesome anime magic. imagine switching bodies to someone and then finding out, every blue to them is red, and red is blue, imagine walking outside and the whole sky is red and that's what peaceful in their mind. and blue is a violent color. This color thing is all I've been thinking about since I watched that vsauce video 3 days ago
Her: yOU’re sUch a BAd bOYfrIEnd whY caN’T yOU bE thOUGhtful liKE hER bOYfRIenD?!”
Him:
Link's verse about colors is FIRE
2:16 'Duffel bag' was a bag invented during the war in my town in Belgium named Duffel ;)
maxim schoofs Then how’d he get the name duffel himself? 🤔
@Tori Weasley 'duffel' means a rough and heavy fabric. However no one uses the word anymore.
Feb 2020 after getting called an over thinker I found this
This song STILL SLAPS!! Y’all spit BARS!!
Anyone come back in 2020??
Heck yeah. Never left
Still great, 7 years later!
Man! This should be on Spotify! Why am I paying for it!?
Its 2020 already ! wooah
That's literally me
Wal-Mart is DEFINITELY evil.
2020 and this slapps
Oh lordy, Rhett is hot especially in a suit!
I think about this video and everything in it
I wish they would go back to music and just not a morning show
Do you ever wonder if since there are over 7 billion people that someone else on the planet is performing the exact same action as you are or thinking the exact same thought as you?
Miss the old Rhett and Link.
This is just r/showerthoughts sanged
Totally agree with the tattoo thing
Whose here in 2020?
Ima Sthalmon Lol me
In science we did a test that I think proves the color thing
It’s crazy to see how far these guys came and continue to go
Oh that's why I found this song on smule...
Link: I think about cake and how much I love it
Link later in life: I don't love cake
2012:
2013:
2014:
2015:
2016:
2017:
2018:
2019:
2020: let’s recommend this
So you expect YouTube to recommend all videos it would ever recommend to you at once?
Razorhawk90 stop beefing it was a joke chill out my dude
this just popped into my head and i couldn’t remember the words other than the chorus but as soon as i played it i started singing along word for word lmao this used to be one of my favs :)
Same bro 😂
Rhett just looks straight into your soul XD
Where’s my 2020 gang 😤🤟🏼💯
What if everyone has the same favorite color, we just each call it a different thing
Link had the best verses
Me after link does his verse about the colors- 2:06
2020 and still a banger
If wave lengths of photons hitting your eyes are the same for the same object, then even if you switched brains with another person, it would look the same.
2:19- I think that all the time too!!
Link: Thanks for watching... And Thinking
My brain: We don't do that here
eminem better watch out
I keep teasing my teenager daughter by telling her that Dance Monkey is a rip-off of this song 🤣
my last two brain cells at 2 am
Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle
And how if I start now and just whittle a little
My whittling skills will hone before I get old
And I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home.
I can't believe rap was invented 7 years ago
Rhett and link:I am a thoughtful guy
Billie eilish:I am a bad guy
After 7 years YouTube recommends this to me? Nice.
damn 2020 in a couple days, this was my childhood
I am NOT a thoughtful guy, I don’t think at all.
I’m never touching a penny
I miss this part of youtube..
Shower thoughts - the song
If a space shuttle went to the edge of the universe, would it bounce off or keep going into nothingness? What IS past the observable universe?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I Rhett only blinked three times
yoooo. watching this half way through december of 2019 and this is still fire
Where you from bro anyone who still listens to this song i need to know hehe
the most thought provoking rap I've ever seen
LOL! : ) awesome music video : )
2:17 i thought i was the only one to think that. I guessed worng.
it must have been hard thinking all the lyrics for this song 😆😆
This video is giving you an existential crisis.
This is bars.
What is the purpose of a comment?
Is it a unique idea floating on an endless stream of thoughts and replies. Swiftly moving down the thread through vast multitude of others. What separates it from others? What is the point?
I've had all of these thoughts and then some.
0:25 Link doesn’t love cake
This is how I got started with Gmm
2:17 I actually think about this a lot
the ant story got me in my feels
Now u guys have me thinking on what happens when someone chokes on ice?
Everyone talks about how deep Link's colour theory is but no-one mentions Rhett talking about infinite parallel unviserses in detail
Your thoughtful Haha
And hit that button for me
👇ore els☠
No thanks
I just talked to my mom like this we are very confused now
who's watching in 2012?!
Parallel universe theory was best part
this song made me feel so smart at 9
I still love the thought of parallel universe in this song
why does rhet look so tall at 3:16?????
Because he's 6'7"
Ointment is medicated lotion is not
Am I the only one who thought Rhett was saying "widdle"? I always assumed he was talking about old men losing control of their bladder...
Playing this on 0.75 speed makes it perfect :-) Extra deep.
I'm started to think that they are the American version of Flight of the Concords!
Why does this video have dislikes 😶
I choked on ice a couple days ago.
Still thinking about that color thought years later
Incredible
Who edits all their videos! That seems to go unnoticed but great job in every area.
Link was the editor of their videos. In episode 96 from season one of gmm Rhett tells why Link was the editor and detail person for them.
Girls: omg hes probably cheating on me. i bet he's thinking of other girls
Guys:
サムネがもろアレで草。中韓発狂するでw
r/showerthoughts the musical
I used to have that app!
What if people see you different to what I see me...
This is their church thing they did as kids, but as a song.
Doesn’t link not even like cake
Anyone else still watch this? Lmao
Hopefully that penny did not enter the toddlers circulation
I love all your guys songs :P and how sometimes you sing together, and sometimes you sing against each other :P based on ERB i suppose.
I look back at this and am just wowed by how different they look. Much younger.