Rhett & Link - Get Off The Phone Lyrics






Here we have a man
Who's chosen to Instagram
His apple pie, a la mode
While he fumbles through the filters
His ice cream has gotten "a la hot"
And the pie "a la cold"

As you can see
This street performer's drawn a crowd
To watch him do his thing
But instead of just enjoying the show
It seems that everyone's decided
To make a documentary

Notice this unreasonably attractive couple
Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together
Social networking instead of working
On getting to know each other better

How does that filtered picture taste
Since your dessert has gone to waste?

When do you think you ever will
Wanna watch this portrait juggling film?

You know you want to touch each other
Doesn't that feel good?
He's my brother

Get off the phone now
It's gonna be okay
There's no need to be afraid
It doesn't love you
Its gonna die one day
The government is probably
Spying on you with it anyway

Here we have a stereotypical teen
Forced to endure "Family Game Night"
He's stereotypically texting
And missing his mom
Demonstrate a carousel ride

Little Ethan here
Is celebrating being the center of the universe
For one year
But "The World's Greatest Dad"
Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it
Than actually being here

Let's listen in and see if we can get some context
"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine"
He has the nerve to make a phone call
At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life

How could you be so disengaged?
While precious memories are being made?

Do you really think your friends need
Another baby picture in their feed?

Don't be such a self- centered guy
Now isn't that better?
"I think he just died"

Get off the phone now
It's gonna be okay
There's no need to be afraid
(Get off the phone now!) It doesn't love you
It's gonna die one day
It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway
(Get off the phone now!) It's gonna be okay





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  1. C.... a....

    *I think he just died— GET OFF THE PHONE NOOOWW* LOL😂😂

  2. C.... a....

    He’s my brother! *makes an absolutely disgusted face* 😂😂

  3. C.... a....

    It doesn’t love you. It’s probably gonna die one day.
    *The government is probably spying on you with it anyway!*





    🤣🤣🤣I love this song

  4. P.... 7....

    OK BOOMERS







    That was a joke, do like your vids

  5. a.... 1....

    Is that Jacksfilms at 2:15?

  6. G.... F....

    I'm watching this on my IPad so I'm safe 😂👍

  7. M.... m....

    U o big boomer

  8. T.... E....

    2:21 The horror on his face is a whole mood

  9. A.... K....

    Uh oh, big boomers

  10. N.... L....

    Ok boomer

  11. T.... 8....

    Me: boomer

  12. C.... ....

    Aka the boomer song

  13. j.... ....

    this isn't ok computer

  14. M.... E....

    Hmm so you want me open my laptop

  15. U.... F....

    But we use a phone to watch this video

  16. G.... ....

    Ok boomer

  17. J.... F....

    As I watch this on my phone 😂🤣😂

  18. T.... N....

    i found you guys just today! and loving your contents already
    <3

  19. S.... L....

    Jacksfilms was in this

  20. R.... ....

    ”Ok boomer“

  21. H.... J....

    These two can't sing. Please stop.

  22. b.... ....

    ok boomer

  23. D.... B....

    Ok boomer

  24. S.... r....

    2020 much??

  25. S.... 4....

    ok boomer

  26. M.... M....

    oK bOoMer

  27. F.... N....

    HAHA YES DIE PHONE

  28. D.... d....

    ok boomer

  29. S.... P....

    Who else notices Lily at 1:50?

  30. G.... 1....

    You should put all these songs on Spotify

  31. b.... ....

    What?





    😂

  32. T.... S....

    2:17 Anyone else remember the woman who tried to sue practitioners of the Heimlich Maneuver because her friend wasn't able to save her brother with it?

  33. B.... H....

    oK bOmEr

  34. T.... ....

    This song actually aged well

  35. D.... T....

    Ok boomer

  36. p.... ....

    That dog stole that baby. Arrest them!

  37. J.... H....

    i miss this lia. i wonder what happened to her, and i hope she's okay...

  38. A.... M....

    Ok Boomer

  39. A.... F....

    Bayu skak

  40. M.... C....

    Ok sure bye

  41. G.... ....

    I’m on a Ipad ha!

  42. A.... P....

    Watching this with a phone

  43. E.... A....

    2:47 they kinda invented the dab before it existed.

  44. A.... ....

    Ok boomer

  45. S.... ....

    Little did they know, It's gonna get worse, WAY WORSE.

  46. J.... '....

    Wait, is this a flocabulary song?

  47. t.... u....

    Ok Boomer

  48. K.... ....

    this is the most boomer rhett and link song ever.

  49. A.... H....

    If you have to get off the phone how r you recording

  50. B.... B....

    *don't let the boomers find this*

  51. m.... m....

    Ok boomer

  52. J.... g....

    Ok boomers

  53. B.... T....

    Ok boomer

  54. T.... T....

    2:31

    Is the guy on the right Jacksfilms

  55. R.... M....

    Who is watching this on a phone

  56. R.... I....

    ok boomer

  57. C.... H....

    I like my iPad more than my phone


    I don’t even like my phone

  58. I.... S....

    Get off the phoooooooone
    It's gonna be oooookay.



    A whale is is gonna die anyway

  59. J.... H....

    Ok boomer

  60. P.... ....

    If you get of the phone how you going to see gmm

  61. K.... R....

    I didn’t realize how synchronized they were!

  62. L.... j....

    2:09 and 2:27 JACKSFILMS COLAB YEAHHHHHHH!!!

  63. M.... R....

    This is where the dab was created

  64. B.... C....

    I couldn’t finish the video because he told me to get off my phone ha ha

  65. O.... ....

    I did put away my phone but couldnt use the #INTHEMOMENT to prove it :)

  66. L.... B....

    Im on my tablet😎😏
    👇❤🍩🍨

  67. F.... ....

    2:11 : *exist*
    *5 years later*
    Me: is that..... Jacksfilms

  68. J.... D....

    ok boomer

  69. t.... b....

    Ok boomer

  70. S.... J....

    Jezz they were boomers way back in 2013

    S.... J....

    There have been boomers since 1946. It’s a generation people were born in, not a slang term. Go to school, you uneducated cabbage.

  71. A.... C....

    I like eating chairs too

  72. J.... I....

    I’m not on a phone I am on a iPhone ;-;

  73. H.... A....

    😂😂😂😂😂

  74. V.... ....

    I swear I keep seeing Lia Marie Johnson everywhere...even here?! 1:32, blonde in middle

  75. R.... D....

    This to get off the phone and we are on phones PCs and other stuff

  76. J.... R....

    2:40 are they bringing the guy who just died to the hospidel

  77. L.... P....

    Jack flims ahhhhh


    YouTube for GUGJI shoes

  78. T.... K....

    You would not have a career without us using a phone🤦‍♂️

  79. G.... E....

    White supremacist hand gesture @ 2:37. Lol.

  80. S.... v....

    This probably the sequel to textpert....

  81. K.... ....

    Ok boomer

  82. Y.... C....

    Ok boomer

  83. E.... P....

    Ok Boomer.

  84. C.... O....

    So they don’t want us to stop getting them views by watching them...


    K

  85. P.... V....

    Wait is that jacksfilms

  86. S.... E....

    Ok boomer

  87. A.... S....

    Ok boomer

  88. P.... ....

    Ok boomer

  89. C.... ....

    Phone bad

  90. J.... H....

    Who wears turtlenecks well back girls do

  91. s.... f....

    Someone needs to play this at my school.

  92. t.... b....

    Well now is 2020

  93. K.... F....

    ok boomer

  94. A.... ....

    At the beginning they sounded like the most boomer people ever

  95. W.... W....

    Ok boomer

  96. A.... ....

    2:49 this is how the dab was created lol

  97. T.... O....

    What's funny is with 13 million views, almost 14, it is a statistical certainty that 99% of people watching this video are indeed on their phones






    Just goes to the the real epidemic, it's not vape, not alcohol, not zombies, but phones, if you're on your phone reading this do yourself a favor, take a breath, turn it off, go outside, even if it's the dead of winter, go for a walk to the gas station, if you have a dog take them for a walk, you deserve some happiness and that kind of stuff has been proven to make people happy




    To the 1% of people who stopped to actually read that, thank you




    To the .0000000000000001% who actually DID that, you're amazing and i hope you enjoyed it, have a FANTASTIC day!!!! :)

  98. M.... M....

    Ok boomer

    M.... M....

    funny af. thats like real original 😶