Relient K - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Lyrics
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)
we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo
and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
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Relient K The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Comments
I JUST FOUND THIS BECAUSE I WAS SEARCHING FOR THE VEGGIE TALES VERSION AND I'M SCREAMING I LOVE RELIANT K
maybe indulging in this compound nostalgia was a bad idea
These people have went to way too many youth group Sunday schools
When they said 2002 I felt really old
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Relient K: *AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FALL*
Relatable.
THIS is the GREATEST THING I've Ever Heard!
"AND WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO BOSTON IN THE FALL! 👊"
I'm sitting in college and this song just popped into my head for the first time in a decade.
This should be the theme to gokaiger.
1:56 You just don't get it.
from the pirates who don't do anything trailer
danced to this ((:
Someone make a g mod video with this song and demopirates
#MakeVeggieTalesGreatAgain
May 2019 everyone?
0.75 speed mode sounds closer to he normal version of the song btw
Why does this slap so hard
I found my aesthetic
1:23. CAPTIAN BARBOSSA IS THAT YOU?!?!
MY CHILDHOOD!😂
Well I’ve never been to mashed pataters
And I’ve farted on my Zulu
And poo poo
Olson I died
This combo is insane.
ONE PIECE AMV!!!
2019 anyone
Masterpiece
Oh Sweet Memories, Man!!!!🤩😍
11 years later and it's still the GREATEST Veggietales Cover I've ever heard, man!!!!😁😊😉
Long Live VeggieTales!!😄
I think veggie tales stole this from dem *gasp*!
I'm sorry. What is it you do again?
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daises on a big red rubber ball
And I've never bathed in yogurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
*You just don't get it!!*
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten head lice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
And I've never been to Idaho
And I've never seen a couple of people
And I've never realized that the sky is falling at all
And I've never seen a vegetable garden
And I've never bossed mom around a bit
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
Well I've never seen an alien
And I've never been to Indiana
And I've never had a roadrunner cause I'll never catch one at all
And I've never seen a cheetah or a Tiger or a Jaguar
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do... with being... a *pirate?!*
if you clicked on this song because you NO what this is from and you new it would be great then you are almost as awesome as this song
Alestorm really needs to cover this.
I remember watching this on veggietales
What's that meme that the guy touches his face with satisfaction... That's me currently
Whoever dislikes is someone who does things!!!
that last part sounds like Deathbed...
Literally the only reason I remembered this song is because of Veggietales and an old *deleted* lps channel called Saturday's with Jack
There's Something You Don't See Everyday.
i’m suddenly 14 again, holy shit 😹
Don't do anything today Pittsburgh
When you're homeschooled:
😂😂😂
It hurts man :'D
Hey most of us turned out pretty normal
I hope lol. Cause I'm very lonely n any human interaction other than my family is so good feeling. I barely leave home... hahah anyways. I think I'm normal cause I'm not psycho or anything. I think? I dont know.
@Flat Bear .
Veggietales. I hear this on a couple of movies they did including the sing along.
Well I've never never been tattooed
Nor have I fired a pistol,
I have never killed a man who were'nt painted on a wall
I really suck at fighting
I always ask before a raping
And I have never been to Boston in the fall!
Just came back from listening to "Man" from Air For Free. They've really grown up, but this song will always be one of my faves <3
this song will be the best for sea of thieves
Gods work sir.
Pretty sure this the the theme song for the US Coast Guard and NG sailors.
Nikolai Shriver OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
certified dinger ✔
I'm so glad I came back to this song. Mucho nostalgia
Megumi Goose hahah why did we tho
Now I really want Alestorm to do a concert of the pirates who don't do anything.
I concur
Love this song! Used to hear it on the radio ALL the time!
I think you like captain crunch.
i
love
this
15 years later!?!?!?!
What pirate thing have you never done before?
OMG! I remember this version of this song from XM kids when I was little! XD (Now called Kids Place Live, ugh such a bad name...)
The 70 people who disliked will never understand what love is...
"Pirate captains log 2002"..... jesus
Fuck we're old
It was the best time for music...especially pop punk
I just went to go see them in concert today, they were amazing! But sadly, they didn't sing this song... lol
I remember hearing this song as a child... It felt a lot heavier back then.
I I'm one of them I don't do anything but I've bathed in yogurt before
happy belated talk like a pirate day!
when you show your friend the song cause your lessoning to it and thought they be jelly, and they're like I never heard that song. HOW DARE SHE NOT HERE THIS BEFORE!!!!!
this is my childhood music plus my now music...
Holy crap!!! I love this!! This is awesome!!!
Space Fan Alien Robot yeah
that burp xD
Sunday school be like...
My ribs...
If they played this when I was in Sunday school we would have missed church entirely lol
Correction: when you are going through an edge phase but mom still makes you go to Sunday school
screw the veggie tales.this is better.
Colin K veggie tales made it up though.
Colin K veggie tales shaped my life man!!
This... this is heresy!!!!! Both versions rock!!!!
This version is my jam, but VeggieTales is the original. Nothing can beat the original.
YOU MONSTER
The original crust theme song
Best version of this song ever!! These guys are brilliant.
They *were.* It all just went WAAAAAAAAAAY downhill after the 00s ended.
This is what gets me pumped! ROCK AND ROLL WITH VEGGIETALES! :D
Awesome!! Love the "Arg Arg Arg" in the begining the ending of the song is cute!
Pass the chips.
time for erando
@DarkWolffe 98 It's definitely time for Loch Nech.
oh i don't like this show...HEY LOOK! I FOUND A QUARTER
I think that's my quarter I dropped it a year ago :P
*gives quarter* well...i found it
HA 2002 lol the good days when you used to watch veggie tales :)
+Isaiah Trent i was 1 years old when it was 2002, 14years later, i'm 15 years old and i still watch that show sometimes
@DarkWolffe 98 dude....exactly what I'm talking about...I love this show...kinda makes me want to watch the pirates who don't do anything...my fav
Richard The Lionheart You’re one year off. You should be 17 by now, meaning you were born in 2000 not 2001.
And when was that comment posted?
Netflix made a sequel series to veggietales but I like the original over that.
Hilarious cover. LOL with the banjo in the third verse.
Brian Runyon lol that part is the best. Always cracked up at the “mashed pataters” lol
This vs you are a pirate
Both have heavy metal remixes (This and Alestorm's cover of you are a pirate
Both appear and originated in childrens programi
Who which song is better? I myself prefer the pirates who don't do anything
Either works for me, but if I had to choose one, I'd pick the pirates who don't do anything.
^^
Well, considering veggie tales is much less creepy than lazy town I prefer this.
I remember when my dad showed me this. Too bad that was years ago.
This... this is my theme song.
this song SPEAKS TO MY SOUL
this... made me so happy! XD
One of the great songs of our time.
Proof that anything can sound good if you add some heavy guitars and drums in the background.
Still goofy, I'm sure they had fun covering it, cuz I'm enjoying the listen. :)
>Smooth Criminal
It's not really a great proof, as this sounded great beforehand. :)
Channel 46 Is that an insult to the original?!?
Like all of Hitler's speeches
Haven't lived if you haven't sniffed a stink bug.
Or painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
and never bathed in yogurt
And you haven’t died until you’ve licked a spark plug.
*The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything -Relient K*
Thank you . Very nice
Olga Novakauskiene cyka blyat
I've been to Boston in the fall. :D
This is why Relient K.
this takes veggitales to a whole new level
But, but, this was before veggie tales!
Dracalia Ray dude this was a veggie tales song originally xD
no that veggie tales shit was just covers of actual songs
@Holocene Hills I can't tell if you're serious or not but this isn't true?
...Relient K literally performed this song for the veggietales movie of that same name.
And songs like, "Cheeseburger" "Where is my hairbrush" wouldn't work outside of a comedy platform.
The creators of the show...wrote the songs.
@Ayla Coder No it wasn't. I promise you, Phil Vischer and Big Idea productions were good at writing original songs.
I'VE BEEN TO DENVER! =D
WE DON'T DO ANYTHING!!! LOL!
Happy International talk-like-a-pirate day!
Wtf is this where is your other videos?
have you never seen veggietales?
Why aren't u smoothie queen LPS any more :( why did u delete all of ur videos? ~Olivia~
I am suddenly recalling my childhood
This song is now permanently in your head.
Doodle Blob YES
I've been to Boston. But never in the fall...