Reese Lansangan - Grammar Nazi Lyrics






See I like a boy – cute and nice and tall
But there's one problem (Guess what)
He couldn't spell right at all
And I know that's not the end all – be all
But it really kinda blows
Poor guy doesn't even like book (I know!)
And sometimes, it shows

My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy who is just nice
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's on his possessives
And don't look at me when I look at you
Whenever you say "stuffs"
'Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)

I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar
He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

You type "lose" with one o if you're losing your mind
Two O's for describing bowel movements of any kind
You see "your" and "you're"
They're two, two different things, baby
It's YOUR problem YOU'RE confused
But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yea

My momma told me it's unwise to like a boy who is just nice
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's on his possessives
And don't look at me when I look at you
Whenever you say "stuffs"
'Cause that's my cue (RETCHHH)

I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar
He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement
If we keep this up, it's gonna be a commitment
You never say "Dogs barks" – you just say "bark"
Pay a bit of attention we're gonna take it to the park

Double negatives and all its relatives
Don't sound no good if they ain't in a rap song
I'm gonna break it down to you
I hate it when you say "furnitures"
When you mean "pieces of furniture"

Let the plural be pluralized
The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised
It's TO to direct, TOO for "too much", TWO is a number
Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge

THERE'S two baby cubs
And THEIR momma lion
And THEY'RE together it's as clear as day
If you're debating if "I was" versus "If I were", I say
Who would you believe more?
Bieber or Beyonce

I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar
He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me

I'm not a nazi- I just care about good grammar
He paparazzi (okay), I just said that 'cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me





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  1. N.... B....

    Ehh nazi? Really?

  2. K.... C....

    Now I'm here I just can't stop staring at your outfit with that hat it looks like Irene's outfit (Power up era)

  3. P.... J....

    Too slang and too much air in the way she sings. I can hardly understand a thing.

  4. J.... E....

    Wooww

    The effort of making this video

  5. S.... U....

    This song is so accurate!!! Deymmm

  6. C.... Y....

    Lite needs to listen to this song.

  7. C.... ....

    the official grammar Nazi national anthem

  8. R.... G....

    the voice does not match the face! lol. when i heard this i was expecting a super cutie (like a young yeng constantino) but nooo lol.

  9. M.... ....

    Its a major turn off tho hahaha

  10. N.... A....

    allot of stuffs is happineng in these sung. ( leaving this to ya'll AHAHHAHAH )

  11. n.... i....

    Y do i think that this song is totally 4 me

  12. S.... C....

    my friend sent me this saying it's me, i'm gonna cry nfnjsjshjsn

  13. B.... P....

    This is like cuteness, compressed.

  14. T.... ....

    I was looking for college humours grammar nazi, the fuck is this

  15. D.... C....

    I love reese so much. She's so witty. ❤️

  16. P.... V....

    Honestly, just mood.

  17. K.... K....

    November 28, 2019.

  18. A.... D....

    she's such an inspiration. I remember asking guidance from my professor about pursuing a career in music or in business. then, he explained how Reese was also his student and had the same dilemma. if she made it, I can too!

    A.... D....

    Good to know

  19. m.... s....

    So wholesome ❤💕

  20. V.... 1....

    Ke.. Mmerda è?

  21. A.... S....

    Oh my goodness! It’s my first time to hear your song. It’s so nice!!! I love your voice. And this song is so cute and hilarious :)

  22. S.... d....

    My fave from you!

  23. H.... A....

    im getting Wes Anderson vibes from this

  24. A.... E....

    GOOOLLLLDDDD <3 <3

  25. j.... f....

    This is good like this if you have the same opinion
    👇👇👇

  26. T.... 1....

    Songs pretty bad but good singing

  27. K.... G....

    Wes Anderson-esque, nice!

  28. j.... b....

    its like a Melanie Martinez song but much more kinder!

  29. D.... C....

    What a random ass find and such a good one. This is so cute. I lost it at the first line of the song!!

  30. S.... C....

    I like the expressions and body languages lol

  31. I.... e....

    I found this song way too late and I wish there was a way to get their badge ;-;

  32. 1.... V....

    This was really really really really well made.

  33. J.... A....

    Been my fave song since it was released 💖

  34. N.... S....

    this is soooooo underrated. it deserves at least a million of views

  35. l.... ....

    The problem is most of us don't even know how to speak proper Filipino... That's just double whammy. As we're being taught both English and Filipino in elementary school.

  36. s.... ....

    oh that was so me!!!

    :that grammar nazi?

    no, that boy who uses the words “stuffs” and “furnitures”

  37. L.... A....

    Sa UP ba yan?

  38. C.... A....

    Good English

  39. b.... t....

    Goodbye self G Nazi coming

  40. S.... K....

    SHE'S LIKE TAYLOR SWIFTTTT, DURING FEARLESS ALBUM

  41. T.... g....

    Bkit bago ko lng nakita ko...

  42. J.... S....

    Laking US. ba sya?

  43. o.... i....

    LABAS MGA KA-ENGLISHERA/ENGLISHERO

  44. M.... D....

    Grand Budapest Hotel vibes 😍

  45. M.... ....

    This song is a good way to improve your grammar

  46. M.... M....

    nazi? NAZI!?!

  47. U.... H....

    This is so cute! New subscriber here!

  48. s.... r....

    I miss diz

  49. A.... S....

    i thought taylor was the singer of this..

  50. J.... E....

    I remember rv's power up outfit!
    Btw, Ang ganda ng song pati music video❤

  51. A.... M....

    Taylor Swift of the philippines aka Reese Lansangan!

  52. Q.... B....

    my ex brought me here. i mean, sure we aint the same no more, but that big grin she put on my face when she played this when we were in a library of all places will never die. god, you are so talented, and im glad a great person led me to your music

  53. j.... r....

    So cuteeeeeeee, your my weakness reese!

  54. w.... k....

    Her voice is so soothing :") ❤

  55. w.... k....

    ❤❤❤

  56. j.... l....

    3:58
    https://writingexplained.org/was-vs-were-difference
    Was is used in the first and third person singular past. It is used for statements of fact.
    Were is used in the second person singular and plural and first and third person plural. It is used in the subjunctive mood to indicate unreal or hypothetical statements. The words if and wish usually indicate the subjunctive mood.


    Soooo kay Beyoncé ako hahaha

  57. L.... ....

    4:38 akala ko mag n-nazi salute sila

  58. J.... P....

    She's pretty bad at lip syncing, preferred the original tbh

  59. N.... A....

    Project 'nyo ba 'to sa Purposive Communication? 🤘🤘😂

  60. M.... R....

    But there's "stuffs" as a verb, as in, "He stuffs the clothes in the bag and left."

    M.... R....

    hate do this but it would be "he stuffs clothes into his bag and leaves"

  61. B.... G....

    Michelle branch type of vibe. I love it!

  62. m.... ....

    ang ganda shems ano to??

  63. N.... P....

    Your really good at make music

  64. j.... p....

    October 2019 anyonee??

  65. l.... p....

    ok so idk this girl but i think i just fell inlove with the song

  66. h.... i....

    Ang cool hahahaha scout datingan.😍 anyways a senior scout here💖

    h.... i....

    scout nga talaga HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  67. m.... m....

    bruh it reminds me if my classmates AGH

  68. A.... C....

    You sounded like TS omooo ang gandaaa sobraaaaaa

  69. e.... ....

    saw the new video with the sari-sari items and i came back to this. i miss singing this one ❤

  70. R.... ....

    Daniel Radcliffe tall




    I'm going to leave it at that...

    R.... ....

    you haven't read the books, have you?

    R.... ....

    she's talking about harry potter not daniel radcliffe, and harry's tall in the books.

  71. A.... E....

    Why do I hear Taylor Swift in her?

  72. A.... L....

    Reese lansangan > my english teacher

  73. Z.... ....

    It's indeed a punny song

  74. S.... F....

    But I no tall and no cute. You is cute I liking you video.

  75. v.... ....

    why do i find this song so funny 😂

  76. F.... C....

    I only discovered this song last Sunday in a karaoke song list. I couldn't tell you how much this song means to a fellow Grammar Nazi! 😍

  77. j.... d....

    The way I almost loose it when I read "Thanks God" on Facebook, from my classmates, no less. 😂

  78. A.... R....

    blinocked, binooked, nagfailed; these words must really grind your gears.

  79. O.... L....

    "...he couldn't spell right at all." How in the world is this girl saying she is a grammar nazi, but she can't even use a proper term.

  80. A.... B....

    Wow ngayon ko lang ito narinig at napanood. Congrats Reese...

  81. B.... E....

    Taylor Swift vibes (♥ω♥ ) ~♪

  82. A.... E....

    This is still the best song for me💖

  83. C.... J....

    Reese I love you

  84. k.... m....

    pinapakinggan ko mga kanta mo habang nasa byahe nakakarelax kase nakatulog ako😍

  85. B.... P....

    this became my fav song before so cuuteeee

  86. �.... A....

    I finally found this song❤️

  87. G.... C....

    its melody reminds me of tswift's 22

  88. C.... E....

    almost a million views 💞

  89. H.... T....

    mahal kita ate reese 💕

  90. F.... O....

    Wtf is this... i searched for german nazi song... not grammar nazi...

  91. Y.... M....

    And he couldn't spell *correctly* at all.
    Not, "And he couldn't spell right at all."

  92. j.... Z....

    Some people know and good in thier grammar but Locks of understanding.