Reel Big Fish - Everyone Else Is An Asshole Lyrics




Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,
Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh,

I tried to be nice
I tried to live my life
But everyone else is an asshole

I tried to forgive
I tried to live and let live
But everyone else is an asshole

And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
A sneaky attack waiting to happen

I tried not to mind
I tried to be so kind
But everyone else is an asshole

I tried to let love rule
But I feel like such a fool
Cause everyone else is an asshole

And they're out there even now
Trying to mess me up somehow
But they won't stop me now
Cause they're all assholes

And they're planning while I sleep
And even as we speak
To strike when I am weak
Cause they're all assholes

Everyone else
Everyone else
Everyone else is an asshole
Everyone else
Everyone else
Everyone else is an asshole

It's time to defend
I didn't know I have no friends
Everyone else is an asshole

I've got to get them first
Cause worst has come to worst
Everyone else is an asshole

But they put the blame on me
Pretending not to see
That I just want to be free
From these assholes

But I couldn't take their shit
So I tried to deal with it
And now I look a bit
Like an asshole!

I tried to be nice
I tried to live my life
But everyone else is an asshole

I tried to overlook
And I tried to close the book
But everyone else is an asshole

I tried not to talk shit
But I just couldn't help it
Everyone else is an asshole

They called it assault
But it really wasn't my fault
Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else
Everyone else
Everyone else is an asshole
Everyone else
Everyone else
Everyone else is an asshole

You're an asshole too!
You're an asshole too!
I'm talking bout you
I'm talking bout you
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
You're an asshole too
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
You're an asshole too
I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
You're an asshole too





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Reel Big Fish Everyone Else Is An Asshole Comments
  1. RedWolf 0001

    When you feel down about people, just play this song, lightens the mood

  2. projectnoel

    So this is what Real Big Fish sounds like. I don't hate it :3

  3. Robin Alberti

    Facts!! Lol

  4. Christoph Lee

    If Xbox had a theme song

  5. Kenna Ohlenkamp

    I'm in middle school now in my bus driver plays this song every morning.

  6. Robin Alberti

    I couldn't take their shit so i tried to deal with it....Now I look a bit....like an asshole
    ...they called it assault but it really wasn't my fault... because everyone else is an asshole...lol

  7. straytheskies

    me playing support on overwatch

  8. cj butt

    thank you, you really helped me

  9. hi i'm another youtuber ok have a nice day

    My life theme

  10. Tgr Tgr

    My background music

  11. Paul Neal

    Cool song but it's like 3 minutes too long

  12. OldSkunt

    Ah yes, I remember 2012.

  13. Hatty

    This song speaks to me on so many levels

  14. Vasil cz

    I say it every day:everyone else is an asshole…:-)))

  15. pandagamer

    this describes perfectly a character of mine

  16. Quinton Craig

    Remove "else" and it becomes true.

  17. Battle droid officer Code.

    What Hank says in hell everyday.

  18. Alexander Vera

    My best friend told me this song represents me since I actually try to be nice to people in school but they are all assholes

  19. day man

    WAIT. WAIT WHYD OES THE GUY SINGING THIS SOUND LIKE WANDER FROM WANDER OVER YONDER . helpf

    Mario

    trash man it's not

  20. the Norseman Grey Wolf

    😆😆😆 we're all assholes 😆😆😆

  21. pizza boy

    JOKER(2019)

  22. huz101

    Sounds like Tony Hawk Pro Skater music

  23. Sleep Deprived Jade

    this is my ringtone for my cousin

  24. Gabriel Abraham

    This is a piece of mastery!!

  25. Jeremiah Link

    Is this their best song?

  26. mairwipqn jfnwalfn

    Theme of the Darkest Dungeon Ancestor

  27. Ghrae

    This reminds me of all the skating games that faded into obscurity.

    Zeronimo Tilton

    It definitely sounds like that

  28. Beverly Davis

    Well it certainly Not me 😇

  29. Haze Falls

    The intro to the school I used to go to

  30. Karurosu Aguirre

    Goldfinger

  31. Wasabi Streetfighter

    Me: Hmm maybe this song with side with me about hating everyone. It has to raise my spirits
    Song: "You're an asshole, too!"
    Me: ...
    ; U ;

  32. marcela tha cat

    Not sure why but I can relate to the image on an emotional level

  33. Samthemusicmaster Green

    My life at school lol

  34. can't think right now

    This describes my whole childhood

  35. Fla_m

    Please stand up for the anthem of any multiplayer game

  36. god ,

    This sounds like the theme to a adult swim cartoon about nihilism circa 2005

    Ghost Machine

    Now I'm imagining an alternate timeline where Rick And Morty originally aired in the early 2000's.

    sloppy cocky

    @Ghost Machine we don't talk about that timeline

    Spacepawz

    How oddly specific and yet accurate

  37. Slawyer Malone

    😂😂😂😂

  38. Wuft Chan

    *what males realized about females right before they turned gay*

  39. Mr. Sandman

    Kinda happy I ran into this song.

  40. Daniel Flanard

    I can't help but get the feeling that those in the comments think they don't apply.

  41. Wuft Chan

    their name is a joke : cause of Reel big fish like reel in a fish its a dad joke

  42. Wuft Chan

    *when your about to win in a game but then someone hits you and you end up in 8th place*

  43. Wuft Chan

    Mario Kart Tour Mobile? #MarioKart

  44. domo nation

    To every fucking idiot saying that this is relatable congrats, you're the kind of asshole the song is making fucking fun of congrats

  45. nemo

    Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh
    Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh

    I tried to be nice
    I tried to live my life
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to forgive
    I tried to live and let live
    But everyone else is an asshole

    And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
    And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
    And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
    A sneaky attack waiting to happen

    I tried not to mind
    I tried to be so kind
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to let love rule
    But I feel like such a fool
    Cause everyone else is an asshole

    And they're out there even now
    Trying to mess me up somehow
    But they won't stop me now
    Cause they're all assholes

    And they're planning while I sleep
    And even as we speak
    To strike when I am weak
    Cause they're all assholes

    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole
    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole

    It's time to defend
    I know I have no friends
    Everyone else is an asshole

    I've got to get them first
    Cause worst has come to worst
    Everyone else is an asshole

    But they put the blame on me
    Pretending not to see
    That I just want to be free
    From these assholes

    But I couldn't take their shit
    So I tried to deal with it
    And now I look a bit
    Like an asshole!

    I tried to be nice
    I tried to live my life
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to overlook
    And I tried to close the book
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried not to talk shit
    But I just couldn't help it
    Everyone else is an asshole

    They called it assault
    But it really wasn't my fault
    Everyone else is an asshole

    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole
    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole

    You're an asshole too!
    You're an asshole too!
    I'm talking bout you
    I'm talking bout you
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too

    Johnny P

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  46. vanessa Gayle

    never heard of you till today wowsers I love it!

  47. ju miranda

    I just hear truths here

  48. Adrian Hall

    201 people are assholes

  49. Lucid Lullaby

    This has an equal yet opposite energy to All My Friends Are Dead

  50. kio furry

    furry fandom official anthem

  51. Destinygamer3268 Destinygamer3268

    I went to sublime tonight and they were there and played this haha such great times they did well.

    Tristan Redfern

    sounds amazing man

  52. Matt Bailey

    So I made this a ringtone then had a doctor's appointment well the looks were incredible

  53. jeromerodriguez86

    Funhaus brought me here... I'm scared

  54. deludeddesktopalien

    This is my kind of music

  55. Rolf Mützelburg

    Let me sing you the song of my people.

  56. Alliyah Riley

    I get an Emo the Musical vibe from this

  57. Allen Blaise

    Sami Zayn?

  58. Kitsch Lorraine

    Aren't you *a tad bit* being an asshole when you're thinking Everyone else is an asshole?



    Yeah... I like it like that though.

    Let's all be assholes together in peace.

  59. Kitsch Lorraine

    Me: being nice





    Everyone else: being an asshole

  60. clawster24

    Lyrics:
    I tried to be nice
    I tried to live my life
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to forgive
    I tried to live and let live
    But everyone else is an asshole

    And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
    And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
    And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
    A sneaky attack waiting to happen

    I tried not to mind
    I tried to be so kind
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to let love rule
    But I feel like such a fool
    Cause everyone else is an asshole

    And they're out there even now
    Trying to mess me up somehow
    But they won't stop me now
    Cause they're all assholes

    And they're planning while I sleep
    And even as we speak
    To strike when I am weak
    Cause they're all assholes

    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole
    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole

    It's time to defend
    I know I have no friends
    Everyone else is an asshole

    I've got to get them first
    Cause worst has come to worst
    Everyone else is an asshole

    But they put the blame on me
    Pretending not to see
    That I just want to be free
    From these assholes

    But I couldn't take their shit
    So I tried to deal with it
    And now I look a bit
    Like an asshole!

    I tried to be nice
    I tried to live my life
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to overlook
    And I tried to close the book
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried not to talk shit
    But I just couldn't help it
    Everyone else is an asshole

    They called it assault
    But it really wasn't my fault
    Everyone else is an asshole

    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole
    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole

    You're an asshole too!
    You're an asshole too!
    I'm talking bout you
    I'm talking bout you
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too

  61. gggghhhhheeee

    Does that say candy coated furry

  62. dream684

    man... you know this is great like this made my day so bright and who can go wrong with the happy faces

  63. Dumpster Cub

    Me trying to cross the street litterally anywhere in the fucking Midwest.

  64. Sigurd Ursine

    Working retail got me like.

  65. guruforgreen 2314

    I'm comment 420!!!!!!!

  66. mumbo_ 287

    gay + cringe = this song.....

  67. Anarka Akaza

    This band has like 2 songs and this is one of them.

    Repurposed Diesel Submarine Engine Exhaust

    Yeah, you really are an asshole.

  68. Malfunctioning Misfit

    ... this may very well be my new favorite song

  69. Tobyahs Bushong

    the first person you meet is a bully and you asume that's how everyone acts *EvErYoNe ElSe Is An AsShOlE*

  70. Nicole Castano

    Excuse me sir are we reLATED 😂

  71. Justine Marino

    This is the best song of all time

  72. Robin Alberti

    OMG.... I peed a little.... 😂

    I tried to not talk shit..... but I just could not help it... 🎺🎷🎶🎵🥁🎯🎤

  73. Robin Alberti

    Bitch bye... 👋 the deadman over my shoulder loves you not.... I walked him for 38 years .... You killed him then cuffed him...

    He fucking hates your guts .

  74. ThatOne GuyNextDoor

    Lyrics, taken from the first website that came up on Google:

    Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh
    Woahh Wa-ohhh, Wa-ohhh-ohh-ohh

    I tried to be nice
    I tried to live my life
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to forgive
    I tried to live and let live
    But everyone else is an asshole

    And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves
    And no one wants to help cause they're all assholes
    And every friendly chat is a knife in the back
    A sneaky attack waiting to happen

    I tried not to mind
    I tried to be so kind
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to let love rule
    But I feel like such a fool
    Cause everyone else is an asshole

    And they're out there even now
    Trying to mess me up somehow
    But they won't stop me now
    Cause they're all assholes

    And they're planning while I sleep
    And even as we speak
    To strike when I am weak
    Cause they're all assholes

    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole
    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole

    It's time to defend
    I know I have no friends
    Everyone else is an asshole

    I've got to get them first
    Cause worst has come to worst
    Everyone else is an asshole

    But they put the blame on me
    Pretending not to see
    That I just want to be free
    From these assholes

    But I couldn't take their shit
    So I tried to deal with it
    And now I look a bit
    Like an asshole!

    I tried to be nice
    I tried to live my life
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried to overlook
    And I tried to close the book
    But everyone else is an asshole

    I tried not to talk shit
    But I just couldn't help it
    Everyone else is an asshole

    They called it assault
    But it really wasn't my fault
    Everyone else is an asshole

    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole
    Everyone else
    Everyone else
    Everyone else is an asshole

    You're an asshole too!
    You're an asshole too!
    I'm talking bout you
    I'm talking bout you
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too
    I'm talking bout you, and you, and you
    You're an asshole too

  75. YourLocal_Bleach Bleach

    My school theme song

  76. Kaien Bennett

    My mom played this in the car and I said that it wasn't wrong.
    Plus the cat and bunny are both me

  77. Wuft Chan

    opposite version of Denis leary

  78. Wuft Chan

    *parents*

  79. Wuft Chan

    *has never heard this band or this song *music is full volume* -song starts "DAMNT IT" my ears #### but I do relate even tho my ears sting a little now

  80. Awesome Ninja

    2:45 to 2:53 is my favorite line because that is always me! "I tried to over look and I've tried to close the book!" its true I try to end shit but I have this one person who never lets it go!

  81. Maned WerWolf

    This is like a light version of Disciple by Slayer

    LunaScribbles

    Everyone else is an asshole: I hate you all
    Disciple: God hates you all

  82. winged wolf

    This is how it feels to live as a christian in Saudi 🕋🖕🏻

  83. LOKING GOOD BROWNEYEGIRL

    Rachel Rio Hernandez this is you an total ASSHOLE you are

  84. N.B. Eskerata

    The preferred logic of every incel I've ever known.

  85. One Sensitive Artist

    That one kid on the team who doesn't do their roll and get shit for it

  86. NORA NORTON

    Lmao, it's totally life's theme song! 😂😂😂

  87. Garryd Hintz

    The theme of my work.

  88. JODA

    Such a wicked track. Great lyrics

  89. schizoidboy

    I know the feeling unfortunately; thank heavens nuclear weapons are unavailable.

  90. Gavin Beaver

    The national anthem for Earth

  91. Philip Foxbat

    🎵 just trying to get by, just trying to live my life but humanity's being a great big ass-hole 🎶

  92. Pinkamena Diane Pie

    If your shitty job had a theme song

  93. Cris Thorn

    Thank you !!! My life now has its theme song ! Lol

  94. Weenee Da PooP

    Lets paint the town while listening to this song.

  95. Troy Thomas

    Surprised no one has made a "the theme song of the Republican/Democrat party" joke yet.

    Evan Boudreau

    For me, the fourth comment up from you reads: "Sums up the 2016 election", and it's 3 years old

  96. fab ricotier

    amazing

  97. G. SPIN. V

    Cereal
    Para vos
    Y
    Para mí

  98. パンの耳ライオン

    Stupid garbage

  99. Taco Slayer

    I tried to make a song about how everyone else is an asshole but it didn't pick up cuz everyone is an asshole

  100. Cardiacs

    Assholes be like: Everyone is such an asshole jesus christ.