Redman - Jersey Yo! Lyrics






Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Ha ha, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them niggaz in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz all Uptown get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz out in Queens get smoked a lot

Yo, yo yo
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I'm worldwide chinky, [?] dog with chrome inkies
Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her dickie
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame ass can't feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain't nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - "Hello, can I talk to Nia?")
and it's Tonya (G - "NIA?!", R - "Oh shit!")
Click over (R - "Whassup bitch?".. "Oh, hi momma!")
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The bitches numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherfucker but I forgot that I played!

Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them niggaz up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them niggaz in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Rhode Island get smoked a lot

Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd
Battle MC's off the top, slaughterin a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my shit!
Aiyyo Cali niggaz got Bomb - that same Bomb
made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y'all motherfuckers feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all niggaz shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'
So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N' Milds
Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles
I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin ass in!

Yo yo YO!
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah-hah, I damn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', "Who is it?"
Yo, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them niggaz in The Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Detroit get smoked a lot
Lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo.. motherfucker
Don't fuck around in The Bricks motherfucker
Rats'll whoop your ass over there motherfucker
Nigga got so much Backyard Boogie over there
the seeds'll kill you motherfucker, yeah!
Chickenheads'll rob you over there motherfucker
Sucker ass motherfucker
Get the fuck on out of here
Yo light that shit here!

(We gon' take you out, on W Fuck All Y'all radio)





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  1. m.... ....

    This is a copy of ICE CUBE-ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE PROJECTS. You're welcome.

  2. B.... K....

    I aint like it back in the day but it was in my head so i searched it and its 🔥🔥🔥🔥 i knocked on the door lol

  3. S.... ....

    Another classic

  4. K.... P....

    Oh hiiiiiiii mama

  5. C.... T....

    That real shit

  6. R.... H....

    I left my Honda on up in Wilmington drunk a lot...

  7. M.... ....

    Smoke Smoke Smoke

  8. B.... N....

    Nobody’s better live than the Funk Doctor Spock .....

  9. S.... H....

    West coast with alil jersey Flav.

    S.... H....

    Bad ass always loved Redman was competing with Dre and all that and came out on even if not better

    West coast boogie

    S.... H....

    Red is eastcoast

  10. J.... M....

    Kon artist and swifty mcvay from d12 style right here...this dope!!!!!

    J.... M....

    Joseph Moorer he been around before both of them,so they have his style bro.

  11. E.... G....

    That's Why He's One Of My Top Five MCees.

  12. Y.... ....

    *KIDS....THIS IS HIP HOP*

  13. D.... W....

    😍😍😍

  14. M.... T....

    North jersey that is

  15. M.... T....

    Jersey baby

  16. D.... V....

    Oh hiii mamaaa!

  17. J.... C....

    🔥🔥🔥

  18. a.... ....

    Love some of the clever lines in this song "caught putting Christmas trees and it was Easter" etc. Oh, the good old days of hip hop.

    a.... ....

    Love that line, and, 'ONE TIME I LEFT MY TRUCK RUNNING IN BROOKLYN, WIDE OPEN' haha

  19. J.... M....

    Fav Redman song cuz he shouts out Rhode Island nigaaz

    J.... M....

    J Madden this is facts

    J.... M....

    I'm from Jersey but my mom is from Newport R.I!!

  20. P.... M....

    Reppin north jersey!

  21. D.... D....

    dat ice cube beat

  22. S.... W....

    Love this song

  23. K.... J....

    I grew up in Jersey this track brings back soooooooo many memories

  24. R.... P....

    R. I. P. Produced by Big Govmattic!!

    R.... P....

    Rodrick Phillips him and Icarus were so under rated to anyone not a true hip hop head. Peace

  25. S.... ....

    Real Rap :P:P:P:P

  26. R.... B....

    Oh hi momma!

  27. M.... K....

    brick city got da pep empty out ur black n milds, smokin a L wit doc earn frequent flyer miles. I flew around da planet wit my weed tucked in, I need to go to E O rehab and sign my stinkin ass in!

  28. S.... ....

    Miami call it crip!!

  29. A.... A....

    Sampled from Ms. BETTY DAVIS

  30. S.... l....

    This man really is in a very, very, very deep and serious relationship with the goddess Mary Jane. One of the best joints of the album.

  31. a.... m....

    new jersey rappers, checc dat hella bet degenerate shit 

  32. 9.... ....

    Oh shit! Redman took this back to Ice Cube's "Once Upon a time in the Projects"! Made his version of this shit! Redman dope as hell, you can't be sleeping on him! I gotta cop this album! First time I heard Redman was "Malpratice" I was about 9 yrs old when that shit drop used to put that shit in on rotation! As I grew older I got more into his music going back! If you don't love Redman you don't love Hip Hop 

    9.... ....

    "I was caught putting Christmas trees up and it was easter!" Once upon a time up in Jersey yo! Thats the shit! Lol. Been a Redman fan since the early 90's!

    9.... ....

    @TheCodedtestament true I feel you. I'm younger than you man

    9.... ....

    i got into redman circa muddy waters. and bought the whole back catalogue.

  33. W.... ....

    dope. funk da lot

  34. I.... s....

    πουτανας γιοι παναθηναικοι

  35. L.... G....

    real heads in the game give alot of respect to Redman, he's often in the top 5 MCs lists :)

  36. m.... ....

    youtube.com/watch?v=3-_gNWuvIa0

    you're not funny and you're welcome.

  37. W.... ....

    Tyler could not have produced this song..

  38. K.... Y....

    Ha HaI damn near had to wreck a hoe! lol

  39. R.... a....

    Never knew Tyler, The Creator (who produced this song) was actually TYLER, THE CREATOR!!!

    R.... a....

    RdotBlade the Emcee so stupid

    R.... a....

    RdotBlade the Emcee Tyler was about five or six years old when this came out sir 😂😂😂

  40. m.... ....

    ONCE UPON A TIME UP IN JERSEY YO!!!

  41. s.... ....

    Ice Cube!

  42. d.... ....

    mothafucka

  43. C.... S....

    Grantland and the BDQL brough me here.

  44. D.... ....

    if blunts came in degrees, call me a black belt

  45. D.... ....

    i damn near had to wreck a HOE....

  46. S.... ....

    yo mamaaa !

  47. m.... ....

    REDMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

  48. G.... ....

    @wahjahka1 go back and hop on that gay drake shit kid

  49. w.... ....

    hehe eh he ha:P

  50. k.... b....

    tdot yooooo wheree im from big track szeen 1 dunno

  51. R.... S....

    @shomardinho14 for real? it had to be

  52. c.... B....

    This nigga is the shit big ups Redz... DC got your back !!

  53. G.... U....

    I was caught puttin trees up and it was easter hahaha. Redman is really fucking underrated.

  54. Z.... ....

    YOOOOO!

  55. D.... D....

    however the plan go---> close the caravan door, so we can all get high and die off second hand SMOKEEE

  56. R.... S....

    i think eminem studied redman

    R.... S....

    He did. He credits him in a couple places.

    R.... S....

    Why u say that lol

    R.... S....

    He sure did

    R.... S....

    Bundle Killa because Redman is a legend since 1990

  57. P.... D....

    I love how he started the song. Once upon a time in the projects by Ice Cube.

  58. R.... B....

    red just doesn't give a shit

  59. C.... B....

    @partykart us mothafuckas in canada smoke all that shit, more than a little bit, more than jersey kids and we got that kush that really give a hit

  60. M.... ....

    "PPP smoked yo' weed, ain't nobody around, you just got clowned for a whole half a pound, checkit out now..." HAAAA!.. I LOVE IT! REAL hip hop ya'll....

  61. M.... ....

    "PPP smoke yo' weed, ain't nobody around, you just got clowned for a whole half a pound, checkit out now..." HAAAA!.. I LOVE IT! REAL hip hop ya'll....

  62. a.... d....

    973 NEW JERSEY WHUUDDDUP THO!

  63. c.... ....

    I'm not from Jersey, infact i'm not even from the USA. Nonetheless I love this shit straight up ! The music, the lyrics ......... this is fun hiphop :D

  64. A.... ....

    on of my favorite "get high" songs back in 2001 :)

  65. D.... D....

    ice cube-once upon a time in the projects :)))

  66. L.... M....

    @keir193 jajajajajua ye that shit was funny...

  67. C.... B....

    WASSUP BITCH? oh hiii mamma!

  68. f.... ....

    Great tribute to Cube's "Once Upon a Time in the Projects" !

  69. B.... ....

    "I heard them nigga's in Rhode Island get smoked alot"

    all day, everyday.

  70. J.... C....

    The first song ii heard from REDMAN !!!

  71. C.... A....

    BRICK CITY BABY! HOLDIN IT DOWN

  72. C.... ....

    This instrumental is hard! Redman is the defenition of emcee

  73. P.... ....

    (click over) What's up bitch? (hunh?) Oh hi Mama...

  74. A.... ....

    Jersey yo NY giants dog jersey's rule whats ant-ta-doe 3 Aaahhhhhhh Zara's bark species 3

  75. S.... ....

    This one of my fav Redman cuts! I damn near had to wreck a hoe!

  76. f.... ....

    That dog barkin STILL fucks with my head lol
    Got me lookin all around lol

  77. a.... ....

    this song is a CLASSIC and the album is quality. tuneage

  78. C.... N....

    damn what solar sytem are you from? cuz all my sun does is shine

  79. m.... ....

    pure dopeness !!!

  80. J.... R....

    TUNE!!!