Ray Stevens - Tabloid News Lyrics
Well don't talk to me about the Wall Street Journal
News Week, Business Week or Time.
I read The National Super Market Checkout Examiner,
and I get it in a super market checkout line.
Not as simple as it may sound.
Get all the facts before you start your (GRIND), YEEOOOWW!
Arkansas woman gives birth to bride, groom and entire wedding party.
"Aheh, Lordy, Lordy. I just hope there's enough weddin cake to go round, ahhooo."
The National Super Market Checkout Examiner,
minds that need examining want to know.
Now you can keep your shows like 60 min (60 min),
20/20 and all others of that kind.
it's the only one that lays it on the line.
Alabama woman beamed aboard spacecraft,
gives birth to alien life form.
"He's a cute little bugger. Named him Zoltar.
I just wished he'd stay away from that nuclear power plant down the road there tho,
they claim he a suckin off about 2 million megarwatz a day.
I told em, he's just a groin' boy."
Just give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner
it's the only one that lays it on the line.
Amazing rooster grows side burns,
plays guitar and clucks Don't Be Cruel. Hen house in an uproar.
"Yeah these hens is just mesmerized. Don't hardly lay at all no more.
Spendin all their time just listenin' to that ole rooster sing.
I mean they're swoonin all over the place.
Yeahhh, they fight for them little silk scarfs he throws every song or two
He he, heck I ain't complainin tho, he just give me the keys to his new Cadillac."
So don't talk to me about the Wall Street Journal
News Week, Business Week or Time.
Give me The National Super Market Checkout Examiner,
and I buy it in a super market checkout line.
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Ray Stevens Tabloid News Comments
"Bwaa-haa-haa!"
I read them all the time to do my job. That reminds me you weren't supposed to see that... look right here...(flash). You saw a Ray Stevens video, but it was The Streak... you never saw an alien.😏😁
He is the best. Can always make you laugh 😂. Thank you 😊
Ray is a huge talent, and still singing great today.
Live this guy never be another like him
Suddenly supermarket tabloids are actually much more accurate than MSM ragazines.
Somebody had to say it.
I now know where the original fake news came from. 😁
Great videos I can always depend on making me smile. Thanks Ray for all you do!!