Ray Stevens - Sittin' Up With The Dead Lyrics






Well out in the country, we didn't have mortuaries
and so it was always customary
For the undertaker to do his job
and lay your kin out right there at home.
Well the church would loan ya foldin' chairs
and you'd have visitation and everything right there
but when the nighttime come you had to sit up with the dead
'cause it wasn't right to leave 'em alone.

Well, the last time I sat up was '65
when my old arthritic Uncle Fred died
He was 97 and so stooped over the morticians couldn't straighten him out.
They used a loggin' chain to hold him down
and covered that all up with a cape and a gown
and didn't tell nobody in the family
'cause that's the kind of stuff folks just don't want to know about.

Well we were all sittin' there; it was 3 in the mornin'
And then there come up a cloud, a-thunder lightnin' and stormin'
Well, that lightnin' flashed and that thunder clapped
and that chain 'round old Uncle Fred went 'snap'
and rattled and fell to the floor with a thump
and Uncle Fred just sat right up!

And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
I don't know 'bout you
No, I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
no matter what ya say or do.
They say the dead can't hurt ya 'cause they already left
but what they left can sure make ya hurt yourself.
And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
since the dead started sittin' up too.
Lord, have mercy!

Well when Uncle Fred sat up, so did everyone there
and there came a great partin' of the foldin' chairs.
And that preacher nearly knocked me down, he said
"Oh, I'm headin' out that kitchen door!"
I said "Rev, that kitchen ain't got no door in it!"
He said "Don't worry son, it will have in a minute!"
And I ain't never seen so much jumpin' and shovin' before.

And then somebody stepped on an old cat's tail
It let out a scream, a screech, a wail
and to say the least, that howl didn't help to calm the situation down.
And then that lightnin' flashed and that house went black
and I spoke to my feets; I said "Boys, make tracks!"
And I went out that screen door lickety split for town!

Well I cut through the cemetary, fell in a hole
It was Uncle Fred's grave, and it was dark and cold!
Yeah, the town drunk dug it and he dug it too deep
and unbeknownst to me, he's still in there asleep
and I'm scratchin' and jumpin' tryin' to get out of that hole
and he woke up and said:
"You might as well come over here and sit down beside me, boy,
'cause you ain't gettin' outta here tonight."
But I did!

And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
I don't know 'bout you
No, I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
no matter what ya say or do.
They say the dead can't hurt ya 'cause they already left
but what they left can sure make ya hurt yourself.
And I ain't sittin' up with the dead no more
since the dead started sittin' up too.

Wasn't no sense in nobody sittin' up with Uncle Fred anyhow!
Uncle Fred done gonna be sittin' up with his OWN self.
Next time, I'm just gonna send flowers! Yeah.





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  1. D.... R....

    I would have been the first one out that door.😆😅

  2. P.... O....

    Good song

  3. w.... p....

    Very hilarious song

  4. Q.... P....

    Poor Fred got dead and became a stiffy

  5. L.... P....

    Ray Stevens does great videos. HES HILARIOUS.LOVE RAY STEVENS.

  6. B.... F....

    i miss my granny :c

  7. P.... L....

    We need more Ray Stevens in 2019, he needs to write something about these ridiculous Democrats

  8. R.... A....

    This is why we cremate the dead😀

  9. R.... S....

    I love ray a lot he's the best

  10. M.... N....

    He is so funny

  11. A.... J....

    BUCKET LIST!!!!!!

  12. J.... R....

    I'm 24 and I still remember watching Ray steavens as a kid this is our kids problems andost people in my generation they watch junk on TV the stuff we got on TV n is what's got these kids n people in my generation acting stupid I grew up.watching dukes of Hazzard and Clint Eastwood and John Wayne

  13. C.... Y....

    Cletus T Judd, Jerry Reed and Ray Stevens we're good comedian singers

  14. m.... g....

    2019 anyone?

  15. I.... S....

    Used to be a family tradition.

  16. C.... M....

    Ray Stevens is one of comedian of my life-time and this is one of wonderful country music song back then and it is funny today.

  17. A.... ....

    This song actually sent a chill up my spine when I was little, sounded a whole lot different coming out of our old TV.

  18. e.... ....

    GOOD VIDEO!!!!! I REMEMBER MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER BEING LAID OUT FOR VISITATION,IN HER HOUSE.IT WAS IN THE MID 60'S AND I WAS ABOUT 7 YRS OLD.IT WAS THE CREEPIEST DAMN THING THAT IV'E EVER SEEN.THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME EVER SEEING A DEAD PERSON.

  19. C.... H....

    I've been looking for this for years.

  20. R.... C....

    Congrats on the Hall of Fame Ray!

  21. L.... G....

    To Sami Young’s, I still have the VHS tape..it has the great The Streak, and the Squirrel in Church

  22. N.... V....

    Memories! My dad bought us his VHS tape back in the day and we wore it out. My Dad would crack up everytime with Ray Stevens videos/songs.🤣🤣❤

  23. V.... C....

    I love u Ray Steven's! Ur so funny and a real good singer, I love u!!

  24. M.... E....

    Ray falling in that grave and the town drunk was in there. Lol

  25. O.... ....

    This used to scare the shit out of me when I was young.

  26. J.... F....

    I still watching and listening to his silly songs.

  27. D.... P....

    Good ole Ray...been around for decades and still at it and still funny!!!!!

  28. C.... R....

    My great grandmother had the VHS on which these were featured - good stuff!

    C.... R....

    Chaney Robertson You too?

  29. D.... T....

    Oct 2019 and still the best

  30. j.... H....

    Lol good old times😂😂the good stuff b4 theses new stuff if you get what I mean.

  31. D.... M....

    2019!!!!

  32. R.... C....

    Might as well come in and set down with me, cause you ain't getting out tonight, BUT I DID
    CLASSIC THEN, CLASSIC NOW

  33. S.... ....

    They did this at my house when my grandfather died, My dad was only 12ish and he and some men form the church all sat up with him.

  34. C.... J....

    This used to scare me to where I couldn’t sleep I’m only 15 I would watch the tape at my grandparents house every time I stayed the night good times

  35. J.... B....

    Rite on,that was cool

  36. T.... W....

    Some say Uncle Fred is still sittin up today.

  37. C.... S....

    A good song for Halloween! Scary and funny!

  38. L.... H....

    This is my favorite Ray Stevens song!!

    L.... H....

    Mine too.

  39. d.... ....

    i wish i could hear thsi song so that i could listen to it for ever and ever and ever. RIP Herb Mosely

  40. S.... C....

    So it was MORticians that couldn't straighten him out? I thought it was POLIticians.

  41. C.... L....

    I grew up living with my Grandmother. She got me into Ray from the beginning and I was hooked from then on.

  42. L.... P....

    My Mom sat up with Uncle Jim on her honeymoon week in 1940's. Later a lady died in the bed next to her and the young nurse was nervous about cleaning up the bed the woman passed in and mom ended up comforting her. Mom took it as part of life and knew her own pension plan was soon and she was ready and was not afraid. My last funeral in a home viewing was my grandmother viewed in my uncle's house in 1957.

  43. k.... ....

    But I did

  44. M.... M....

    This guy is an absolute riot, amazing stuff

  45. S.... T....

    Great song

  46. n.... p....

    :D HA HA THIS WAS GREAT!

  47. T.... W....

    Im like a lot here watched it when i was younger on vhs and loved it. This one, shriners convention, mississippi squirrel, etc were a laugh a minute. Hope lots of new people enjoy it like generations before them have.

  48. R.... L....

    My dad passed in 2007...He loved Ray Stevens...and I do too...something we shared..

  49. A.... ....

    This video always scared the willies out of me when i was a real little kid and my papa would play the ray stevens tape!
    That, and The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia by Reba Mcentire

  50. Y.... ....

    I always loved this song

  51. g.... ....

    I remember my granny talking about sitting up with the dead back in the old days they didn't have wakes or viewing at the funeral home they had the viewing at the house then they took the body to the grave in the casket and then they had the funeral there and buried them . I've herd of sitting up with the dead. And she explained why they sat up with them . because rigamortis would set in an they would have to try to keep the body flat to fit in the coffin when it was finished being made

  52. E.... R....

    My grandfather mowed the back lawn and momll be here in a few hours, am i the dead ish one? Have a good day btw.

  53. J.... ....

    I still have living relatives in Tennessee who remember staying up with the dead. It was common practice in the south.

  54. J.... ....

    When the guy makes a hole in the wall after running right through it is when my cousins and I would laugh so hard we couldn’t even see the rest of the video lol.

  55. v.... ....

    There is a Two Ronnies sketch, Ronnie Corbett talking about his 81-year-old uncle marrying an 18-year-old girl. He died on the wedding night, 'a terrible tragedy, terrible. We were three days getting the smile off his corpse!"

  56. M.... F....

    I remember this from years ago. They sat up with the dead in the sixties when I was growing up. Song is funny.

  57. A.... O....

    REV THAT KITCHEN AIN'T GOT NO DOOR IN IT! He said DON'T WORRY SON IT WILL HAVE ONE IN A MINUTE! 😂😂😂😂😂

  58. T.... P....

    I still have one of his VHS's from my dad.

  59. K.... F....

    Can't thank my grandparents enough for introducing me to this man's music when I was about 7! What a legend!

  60. T.... R....

    Reminds me of staying at my Granny's she had all the videos Love and miss you Granny

  61. R.... P....

    WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY WE HAD ATTENNDED SEVERAL SIT UPS

    R.... P....

    YES, I LIKE RAY STEVENS ALSO! LEAVE IT TO HIM TO MAKE A SONG OUT OF THIS TOPIC AND WELL DONE AT THAT!!!

  62. D.... M....

    Is Uncle Fred, Bobby from the Ernest movies?

    D.... M....

    He sure is! His real name is Bill Byrge. Good eye!

  63. J.... W....

    As a kid this video used to give me nightmares! Still love it 2019!

  64. h.... y....

    how did you do that said howard Youngblood form Augusta ga no he didn't yes he did no he didn't yes he did no he didn't yes he did said Inez Youngblood to

  65. E.... M....

    I grew up listening to him and I’m still listening to him and I’m 18❤️

  66. J.... K....

    THIS SONG USED TO SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME WHENEVER I WAS YOUNGER

  67. E.... M....

    Bobby? This is no time for a nap! Ernest is at it again bobby come on.

  68. T.... R....

    Ray Stevens is really a favorite and funny singer , love all his music.

  69. L.... B....

    I spoke to my feet and I said boys makwe tracks
    omg I done

  70. L.... D....

    All time fav song lol

  71. B.... H....

    This man is so comically insane

  72. M.... M....

    My aunt crystal always loved this song may she R.I.P.

  73. k.... K....

    OMG if I get 100 like I will do this as a prank on my family p.s there hate ghost lol and I will record it

  74. B.... ....

    Uncle fred kinda looks like the old guy from the Ernest movies

    B.... ....

    It is him! His name is Bill Byrge. Good eye! -RS Team

  75. J.... M....

    Lol remember watching ray stevens when i was a kid back in the 90s

  76. B.... W....

    This song is going to be played at my funeral. Lol

  77. w.... ....

    Still love ray Stevens lol. Still funny

  78. J.... T....

    At 1:36 when i saw this when i was like 4 i got so freaking scared i cried and hit my dads phone XD

  79. H.... N....

    You may as well come over here and sit beside me boy because u ain't gettin out of here tonight.
    BUT I DID!!😂😂

  80. K.... B....

    Anyone else here in 2019

  81. J.... B....

    Your as some 👍👍👍👍👍😀😀😀

  82. I.... ....

    Mr Stevens.. I wanted to say thank You for all of your entertainment and songs you have made...

    You have been a great part of my fondest memories of childhood and you brought great amusement to my family with your creative songs and videos.

    God bless you sir, and i thank you from the bottom of my heart..


    Adam Gibbons

  83. A.... L....

    You know you married a northerner when you have to explain what sitting up with the dead is, and they don't understand how this is funny as hell.

    A.... L....

    I got skarit !

  84. D.... ....

    Classic

  85. C.... A....

    I think a Ray Stevens VHS tape came stock with any home in the late 80s and 90s lmao

  86. H.... P....

    Such a creative man. ♡♡♡

  87. S.... ....

    anyone else think that Ray Stevens is best for videos instead of just listening to his music? I love his music don't get me wrong but to me he's better for the videos because that's what makes me laugh the most!

  88. K.... H....

    I've always loved Ray Stevens.

  89. C.... C....

    REV THAT KITCHEN AINT GOT NO DOOR IN IT

    He said

    DONT WORRY SON, IT WILL HAAAVE IN A MINUTE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    C.... C....

    That preacher plowed through that wall!

    C.... C....

    Yes good one😂

  90. r.... ....

    Uncle Fred must be played by Bill Byrge. He played Bobby in some of the the Ernest movies.

    r.... ....

    Yes! That is him! -RS Team

    r.... ....

    He should get an acting credit for this on IMDB.

  91. r.... ....

    I've heard dozens of Ray Stevens songs since I was a little kid. Guess we didn't have this album, 'cause this is my first time hearing this spOoOoOoky song. What a trip!

  92. J.... T....

    Jeffersonstarship

  93. N.... V....

    I used to watch this VHS tape with my grandpa and sister all the time growing up. This song in particular used to scare the crap out of me!

  94. C.... B....

    I love ray Stevens
    I would not want to sit up with the dead either

  95. C.... M....

    I remember watching these songs with my grandma and this one used to scare me

  96. R.... C....

    The one who started it all thanks for all the laughs a legend in his own right