Ray Stevens - Gone For Good Lyrics






As she kissed me goodbye she kicked my birddog
Rolled a stick of dynamite under my pickup
Released the breaks on my dear old mother's wheel chair
Pushed it down the hill into the path of a speeding semi-truck

Then she shot the propane tank with my deer rifle
Turned our love nest into one big pile o' wood
I hate to be a pessimist but I sense something in her kiss
And I'm afraid this time she might be gone for good

As she backed out of the drive she hit my Harley
Drug it underneath her car down to the street
Took a baseball bat to my "See Rock City" mailbox
Hollered something at me that I can't repeat

Then she whistled for our neighbor and she come a' runnin'
And they drove off laughin' through our neighborhood
I know they say that love is blind but I think she's givin' me a sign
And I believe this time she might be gone for good
Yes, I'm afraid this time she might be gone for good

No... Wait! I was wrong... She's coming back...
Hey baby!...
Huh?... What's this?.. A new bowling ball? With a sparkler in it?.. Hey wait!... Where ya goin'?..
Well, well don't run off again!... Hey, Thelma!!!
You and Louise come back here, ya hear! Wait a minute...
This ain't no bowlin' ball... Why, it's a (BLAM!)
This time, she might be gone for good... Timber!! (Plop!)





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  1. L.... P....

    Ray....you're the greatest.........

  2. D.... F....

    HaHa 🤣😂🤣

  3. h.... y....

    he very very good said howard Youngblood and Inez Youngblood form Augusta ga no he didn't yes he did no he didn't yes he did said howard Youngblood

  4. N.... C....

    Love all your music. Good, clean humor like yours takes one of the highest forms of intelligence. Your music cheers me up.

  5. T.... O....

    alright she went too far kicking that dog!LOL

  6. -.... B....

    This song is just like Weird Al's song "You Don't Love Me Anymore".

  7. -.... B....

    "A *NEW* bowling ball...with a sparkler in it"

    If I were Ray, I would have thrown it back to them. (bomb hits the car) *STRIKE!!!*

  8. E.... C....

    8/5/18.....A man just CAN'T allow his "woman" to kick his dog or "touch his Harley"!
    Now fess up Ray----WHAT did you do to this lovely lady to piss her off?

    E.... C....

    I don't know, but she didn't just touch his Harley, she "hit" it. Then "drug it underneath her car down to the street".

  9. B.... O....

    Poor ray

  10. S.... ....

    "Wait a minute, Thelma! You and Louise come back here!" 🤣

    S.... ....

    Does anybody notice that every time he mentions about a wife in one of his songs, she always has a different name?

  11. s.... w....

    RAY NEVER GHANGS HOW HE DOES HIS SONGS

  12. d.... ....

    "she kicked my ol bird dog...."
    She done did it now!

  13. A.... S....

    Hahaha.... I Love this song...

    A.... S....

    The ending especially.

  14. A.... S....

    Hahaha... I love this song....

  15. A.... E....

    Must have been that time of the month

    A.... E....

    Anita Ellen McGee hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  16. R.... ....

    Funny, very funny.

  17. C.... T....

    She could've just left the house instead of destroying it.

  18. J.... V....

    "Wait a minute, this ain't no bowling ball, why it's a-" *BLAM!* Gold!

    J.... V....

    Like he didn't know what it really was when Thelma gave it to him.

    Oh, well. Better late than never.

  19. I.... ....

    That is also what I like about Ray! He never changes his style and he makes new material, unlike other veteran music acts who play only stuff they played decades ago!

  20. b.... m....

    I so love him... one great entertainer!!:)

  21. B.... H....

    OMG i love this ray you really havn;t changed you style since the 60s i love it
    hard to find any 60 music on radio anymore

  22. L.... ....

    You have just gotta see "Rock City"!