R Kelly - Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 7) Lyrics






There's total silence, blood everywhere
And confusion on their faces as they continue to stare
Then Gwen starts shakin' and cryin' screamin' "What did you do?"
And then the policeman looks at me and screams "See, now I warned you."
Then he starts pacing the floor screamin' "God, what have we done here?!"
And she rushed to to door, blood on her hands screamin' "There goes your whole career."
Meanwhile, I'm freakin' out sayin' "We gotta do somethin' and gotta do somethin' quick."
Then he picks up the gun and says "I have a wife at home, I can't have no cause of this."
She says "James, I can't believe you just said what you said.
Cause that's not what you said when your ass was in my bed."
Then I said "Gettin' married later, but right now we gotta use our heads. First of all, did anybody check if the man was alive or dead."
Then he looks at her, she looks at me, I look at them and we look at him.
Meanwhile, Gwen's about to have a nervous breakdown the way she's shakin' and cryin'
And then she screams "You bastards! You've killed my brother."
And then I said "Gwen, wait a minute, I didnt..."
She says "No, you killed my brother."
She said "He just got out of prison. He's been through a lot. He was talking about changin' his life and everything and to come home and get shot
Then I said "Baby, it wasn't my fault. This man had a gun on me.
And besides, how was I to know that you was getting down with this crooked ass police."
And he says "Wait a minute..." I say "No, you wait a minute!"
And then I say "Man, this is my wife. We had a life until you butted up in it."
She cried out "Sylvester, now hold on. Even though he was in our home, let's not forget the fact that you was out there creepin' in another man's home."
*Cough cough* *cough cough*
Twan starts coughin'. *cough cough*
She says "Twan! Oh my god! Baby brother, are you okay ?"
He looks up at her and says "I'm not gonna die, at least not today."
And then he asks what happened and says "Why did I get shot?
Sylvester what is this policeman doin' here ?"
And I said "Go on, tell him cop."
He says "Son, we gotta get you to a hospital and take a look at that wound."
Twan says "No, I'm okay. It's just my shoulder. All I need is a bathroom."
Now five minutes has gone by and they tellin' Twan everything that happened
Twan says "Fuck man, I would've been better off in prison."
And now somebody's banging at the door and I'm like "Oh no! Here we go again!"
Thinkin' out loud to myself sayin' "When is this shit gonna end ?!"
Then Gwendolyn looks at me and says "Baby, you got that?" And I say "NO!"
She says "Why?" And i said "Because I'm not openin' up another motherfuckin' door!"
And the cop says "Gwen, I'll get it." Then looks at me and says "Man of the house, my ass!"
Then I say "I'll get it, but whoever it is, I'm about to put their ass on blast!"
And then, the policeman grabbed me. I snatched away and got my gun up off the floor
Then Twan says "Man, that's what I'm talkin' about! Sylvester, point that shit toward the door! "
Then he snatches the policeman's gun and says "Officer, arrest me later."
I count to three, Twan opened the door and it's Rose the nosy neighbor...
Ooh, with a spatula in her hand
Like that's gon do something against them guns
It's Rosy the nosy...whoa
Neighbor....





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  1. R.... ....

    1:50 when your friend Twan accidentally sucks some cheetos dust into his lungs and you just make fun of him

  2. y.... n....

    this entire series:

    *paranoia intensifies*

  3. M.... M....

    One of the greatest comedies I’ve ever seen

  4. a.... ....

    3:16
    Say what you will about Twan's love of violence, the dude maintained safe firing lanes when getting an angle on that old woman.

  5. R.... ....

    "There goes your whole career." No it won't.

  6. H.... H....

    Tron should have been a doctor

    H.... H....

    He chose not to die so to keep the balance of life and death equal

  7. A.... A....

    We're missing bits between this masterpiece 😭

  8. C.... s....

    This is actually fucking insane

  9. S.... L....

    Rosie the noseeeyyyy

  10. A.... M....

    Wait the brother was in the room? When did he got shot!!!!!!
    How? Just what?
    What is going on!

  11. J.... V....

    2:26 Twans been shot the same day he gets out of prison, and R Kelly is bitching about his problems.

  12. 1.... ....

    yeah when is this shit gonna end hahaahahha

  13. C.... M....

    Spatulaaahh!!!

  14. B.... C....

    This comedy man

  15. C.... H....

    2:30 and beyond that is some of the funniest shit I’ve even listened to

  16. E.... 4....

    This is a good anime

  17. J.... T....

    When he says anotha mothafuckin door 😂😂😂

  18. L.... 9....

    It’s hard to believe that they all don’t have the same amount of views because you almost can’t stop once you start

    L.... 9....

    It has 14 Million views. What are you talking about.

  19. c.... f....

    CALL THE AMBULANCE

  20. m.... ....

    The spatula adlib ended me. 😂

  21. R.... M....

    "with a spatula in her hand" LMAOOO

  22. p.... p....

    This soap opera is the most insane shet i have seen in my life

  23. C.... J....

    Twan is the man

  24. A.... ....

    Twan is too about that action 🤣🤣🤣

    I like that character.

  25. M.... D....

    Where’d the blood come from??

  26. M.... ....

    My god how did I miss this whole ass series this is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen

  27. S.... f....

    I wish I was R Kelly.

  28. L.... M....

    "Oooooooo with a spatula in her haaaaand! It's Rosyyy the Nosyyyy Neighborrrrrrr"

  29. N.... ....

    I go from part 6 to 7 and there's some unknown dead body on the ground.

  30. M.... P....

    wheres the missing chapter?

  31. J.... ....

    I can't tell if he meant this seriously or not.

  32. Y.... H....

    rosy and roxane's brother????

  33. N.... P....

    spatulaaa

  34. M.... A....

    The fact that the previous episode on the official YouTube page cuts off a few moments early, makes the beginning of this so confusing but it's hilarious 😂

  35. D.... H....

    I missed something when did someone get shot

  36. e.... 4....

    With a spatula in her hand
    /In her hand/

  37. V.... E....

    THIS IS SHIT IS SO AMAZING


    ROFL WHO WROTE THIS

  38. E.... ....

    Did I miss where her brother came from or wtf did I miss in episode 6?

  39. O.... m....

    YouuuuuoOOOOOoo
    With a spatula in her hand
    (Spatulaaaaaaa)

  40. t.... ....

    Spatula. 🤣😂🤣😂😂

  41. z.... b....

    where is episode 6

  42. T.... A....

    Who the hell they think was at the door. A mass murderer lol

  43. B.... E....

    R. Kelly's circle is nothing but cheating and barettas

  44. T.... K....

    😖😖

  45. l.... h....

    I don't care. R Kelly is a genius.

  46. D.... L....

    2020 anyone? Also wtf is it just me or does the ending get cut off

  47. F.... D....

    One day I’m gonna do a Goth inspired version of this.

  48. l.... M....

    2:34 Here we go again is what i was thinking too

  49. l.... M....

    1:30 He went in on that cop

  50. G.... S....

    R. Kelly is genius for this Trapped In the Closet series...

  51. L.... T....

    3:45 can we talk about how he still killed those notes in 2020

  52. D.... C....

    *Twan's parole officer enters the chat*

  53. R.... K....

    Rosey the Nosey

  54. J.... W....

    1:04 😂😂😂😂😂

  55. B.... A....

    This is pretty good.

  56. L.... J....

    I'm here in 2020 R Kelly is a Musical genius and still the KING OF R&B.

  57. T.... P....

    #werise2

  58. T.... P....

    #unhoused

  59. P.... M....

    I like how he sings every single word except for the "twan says" part at 2:20

  60. M.... H....

    Unfaithfulness like crazy!

  61. J.... M....

    Twan is my hero.

  62. V.... W....

    This man is too talented

  63. l.... ....

    Im happy twan didnt die

  64. D.... C....

    TWAN STARTS COUGHING🤣🤣🤣🤣

  65. G.... M....

    I don't understand c

  66. R.... S....

    Its rosieeeee the nosihiiiiiiihiiiiiiiiiii....neighbor

  67. s.... a....

    3:19 the way he got close & pointed the gun IM SCREAMINGGGG 😂😂

  68. N.... B....

    That's not what you would said when your a*s was in the lunch

  69. J.... T....

    Did yall see gwen's face when twon took the policeman gun

  70. P.... ....

    Poor Rosy. She didn't know what was going on :(

  71. _.... ....

    *MAN OF THE HOUSE MY ASS*

  72. R.... F....

    That's lots of blood on the wall

  73. L.... A....

    😂😂😂😂 I’m weak

  74. B.... ....

    Was Twan was still about to shoot her???!1😂😂😭

  75. D.... T....

    But why James snatch the gun from Twon later🤣😭🤦🏽‍♀️ Twon wanted to knock his ass out did y’all see the look his face

  76. M.... S....

    'SPATULA' STILL KILLS ME EVERY TIME

  77. t.... L....

    “Get married later!” Bruh I died!😂

  78. O.... E....

    Blue yellow red

  79. C.... M....

    R kelly face 0:04 🤣🤣🤣

  80. O.... b....

    “ officer , arrest me later”🤣🤣🤣twan my favorite character ion care

  81. K.... ....

    .... and I thought the weird al parody was crazy

  82. B.... C....

    Hes cute in the hat

  83. V.... d....

    Im not opening another mf door!! Screaming laughing😭😭😭😭

  84. M.... D....

    Honestly, they could've just ended it there and it would be the epitome of modern art. But R. Kelly knew he had to make Renaissance Italy look like fingerpainting preschoolers.

  85. J.... V....

    Man of the house my asss


    Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

  86. d.... ....

    Twan: I'm trying to my life around
    Also Twan: THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT *grabs police gun* officer arrest me later!!

  87. A.... D....

    i love these ,but damn the climax is missing from a few of them

  88. m.... ....

    “Like that’s gon’ do something against them guuuuuns” 😂😂😂😂😂

  89. Z.... T....

    “With ah spatula”😂😂😂😂 I’m so weakkk

    Z.... T....

    Zy&kay Tv how you know the ending

  90. l.... ....

    She may be old and nosey but Rosie had the guts to go over there and check on them.

  91. S.... ....

    I know I’m not supposed to like him, but the mans a fucking genius’s!

  92. T.... S....

    Yall cutting off the end of the songs like a minute early. WTF is the issue.

  93. M.... C....

    Nosy neighbour 😂😂

  94. l.... ....

    I never knew that there could be so much suspense through singing. XD

  95. N.... T....

    Spatula in her hand ( spatula)

  96. T.... M....

    There's a spatula in her hand (spatula!!!!) 😂😂😭