R Kelly - Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 29) Lyrics
[Reverend Moseley:]
Lo-o-o-o-ve and happiness! Hallelujah! Thank you, Jesus!
An old buddy of mine, Al Green, said it best
Can I get an amen up in here?
Now, some of y'all may don't know I used to sing background for that man
And He-e-e-e-e-e, oh, he could do the same for you
He can make it right
Well, I got somethin' here that'll change your very life
Thank you, God
The Reverend James Moseley Ministry presents my book
And it's an excellent read
I'm tellin' you, it's gon' touch you, yeah, in your heart
The Spirit tellin' me somebody out there need a brand-new start
And if that's you, then this is it
"Trapped in the Closet: The Book"
But it's the Bible, and it's this, hallelujah
Now all you gotta do is...
[Narrator:]
Reverend Moseley starts to preach on about the book, and what it takes to get one...
[Reverend Moseley:]
Ju-u-u-u-st send in $29.95 - and that's a discount
So do it now, and this "Trapped in the Closet" book is yo-o-o-o-o-urs
[Narrator:]
Tina and Roxanne in the restaurant
Roxanne says, "Jackleg preacher, he's so full of shit"
Then Tina says, "Don't say that, girl, he's a preacher!"
Roxanne say, "I know a preacher when I see one
And he ain't no preacher. Tina, it's so much I've got to teach you"
Then Tina's eye starts blinking again like it did before
She throws the broom on the floor and says, "I can't take this shit no more!"
[Roxanne:]
Tina, listen to me...
[Tina:]
No, you listen to me! I'm tired of you tellin' me what to do...
[Roxanne:]
Girl, don't forget who you talkin' to!
[Tina:]
Like you runnin' me!
[Roxanne:]
Bitch, that pimp-slap must've made you crazy!
[Tina:]
Roxanne, you are the reason I ain't got a father for my baby!
[Roxanne:]
Now I ain't gon' listen to too much more of this shit! Now, bitch, you way out of line!
[Tina:]
Nooooooooo, bitch! You way out of time!
[Roxanne:]
And just what is that supposed to mean?
[Tina:]
I'm going to find Twan. I'm so over this scene
[Tina:]
See, I appreciate everything Roxanne did for me when Twan was in prison
But Twan is out now, and it's time for Tina to make her own damn decisions
Yeah, I slept with Roxanne a couple of times, and I gotta admit, it was cool
I needed a job and a place to live, but I'm tired of playin' by fuckin' rules
So, anyway, we both got a phone call to come on some TV show
To talk about the shit, at first I said no, but you know what? I think I'm gonna go
[Roxanne:]
I don't know who the hell she think she is if she think she can talk to me this way
She got another thing comin', let me tell you somethin', she gon' fuck around, make me catch a case
Took her black ass in, gave her a job, and oh, she wanna forget about the past
Twan? [scoffs] She crazy, she think she leavin' me for his gorilla body-havin' ass, okay?
[Theme Song:]
Bein' in love should be a crime
Drivin' me out of my mind
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R Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 29) Comments
I swear Randolph and rosie are gonnagiveach other high blood pressure.
Whatcha lookin at whatcha lookin at. Hmmm
whats wrong with people and closets?
Rosies husband reminds me of the uncle from Madea🤧🤣
soooo anybody else still listening as of now? lol or it’s just me ?
Someone is always in the closet
this is a movie
But Randolph this is some JUiCy ShIT!
Ain't no pigeon gone shit on you listening to me lol. 2020 here
So we see where Tyler Perry gets Joe's character from... R KELLY... Randolph!
Took another shot of that gin
Mad 🔥
This is some juicy shit 😂
Now it’s about a closet again
Rosie never got to finish her bible???
Witchyo big mouth ass
This is the best musical story ever
it took me a good 3 years to figure out what the package was 😂😂😂
“Shit, think, shit, think, shit, think” best running joke in any series
Randolf walk like his booty stankkk😒.
“What wha wha wha wha wha wha what... did you hear that?”
How did Randolph hear what the other man was saying on the phone, whilst being far in the closet?
witcho big mouth ass!😩🤣💀
Anyone else just now discovering this in 2020
Nope, I knew about since this series started back in '05
Omg where's my phone
This is the WHOLE DEFENITION OF PLOT TWIST🤭
Is r Kelly playing the grandpa too or....
Yeah he is lol
This is best singing and acting I’ve ever seen despite wat r.kelly did
I know I don’t like being in other folks business but randoff this some juicy shit
And then that's when/when what/Iya took another shot of that GIN!!!!/OOH RANDOLPH THIS IS GETTIN GOOD.........LOL gossip is there sex
Dis shit funny as hell
I know I don’t like be in folks business but Rudolph this some juicy shit killed me 😂
His reaction when he drinks the gin is priceless
Full circle and back into the closet.
1:16 what was that NOISE
why does he look like uncle joe?
They shold a new one car trapped in the cell😂😂🤣🤣
He could done it he ain't busy God I don't know it's 5:33 am I don't know I want be sleep lol lol lol
Y'all don't let nobody sleep we sorry but we tring show u. Okay okay I'm call them see for myself. So Rose got my case changed wow. I feel like calling her right now. She up it's going go voice mail. The devil man then my own moma
I'm ready go they said the bus don't come till 7am. Okay I will leave at 6
Funnier than Flip Wilson!😜😜
“But Randolph this is some juicy shit!”
He never finished these
Didn't know he was still makin em...
The old man drinking liquor is hilarious!
What's going on with the pasta?
Is this real?
these bickering oldies remind me of me and my wife, whooosaaaa
I havent seen this one
I love R.Kelly lmao
Tf out of all the weirdness this and the last one are so weird
I love Randolph
That old lady got a rack on her.
I wouldn't buy R Kelly's song, if it was selling for 50 cents. Acting? This criminal can't act, I've seen better. Better yet, let him do all his acting and singing behind prison bars. Then his songs will probably be considered, NOT!!!!
* Beside, this whole ordeal of his acting portrayal comes from Tyler Perry. SMH
rest in jail?
Tbh I like old Twan better
Secret sweet bridges 😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Don't go tellin everyone around town! With yo big mouth ass!"
😂 This whole series has me dead
Ok how this came on my feed, annnddd wwwwwhhhhhhyyyyy he looks like the uncle in to movies?
Kels.....is a legend. Unfortunately he had demons too...
This y'all !!!😂😂😂😂
R. Kelly locking girls in his college
Ahhha!!!😂
🤣💙
OOOH YEAH KEKE KANE MY PARENTS REMEMBER THIS
This shyts terrible. He really had the same instrument for 20 parts?
condesnation1000 lol like you can do better.
That look like Tyler Perry when he is in character of Madea’s brother 😂
Evil makes a mockery of all that’s good and many of you people love evil for it. Evil in this case is R Kelly.
Speaking from experience huh R.
Tooooo funny. Even more so now!😆😆😆😆😆
Yes! ❤️✌️
In the thumbnail I thought that was Joe Madea's brother lol
Lol lol lol
Lol lol God Kendra I see everything 😂😂😂
Lol lol God u a mess holy ghost
Lol lol lol
This is so funny😭😭🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
This some good shots cuh
“ don’t be telling anybody around town rosy, with yo big mouth ass” lol 😂
They always hide in a closet lol 😂
Are these their own voices singing or is it kelly’s voice and their lip syncing
The slurp at 1:15 lmao 😂
“The paaaaaaastor” I can’t 😭
“Turn on the tv and watch me some wheel of fortune” lmao 😂
"Ain't No Pigeon Gone Shit On You Listening To Me" 🤣🤣
Good actors. Humerous.
😂😂😂😭😭😭 this was genius
I love trapped in the closet and I always will just ...wish he was a better person
Dam Kells was at the top of his game back then now he's sitting in a jail cell smh
He trapped In cook county jail
😂😂😂
Free K Kelly, lol
R. Kelly is very funny and talented.
Why the talented 1s gotta be fucked up
Still a all time classic. Yeah I know before anybody say anything... But it what Eddie Murphy said in raw there are some people who have skeletons in the closet. But some of them have grave yards so put your hand up if you are sinless????
This is literally one of the best music videos in the world, and of the series, Chief Editor @devondassaw's favorite.
1st time seeing this. He's a fool for entertainment too😅
Mute this
R. Kelly is still one of my favorite 😍❤️
Despite his issues, this man is truly a musical genius. This is so entertaining and creative af.