R Kelly - The Poem Lyrics




Good evening ladies, shall we start with horderves?
I can tell your body's been lacking the plater of satisfaction your body deserves
We have reservations and I'm so glad that we're here
Cause I'll be toasting your juices all night like cheers
See you need someone who understands you have a delicate pallet
Let me cater to you while indulging in my own bad eating habits
It's a celebration and you're the cream of the crop
Let me *slurps* and I promise I won't leave a drop
But wait... this is just the appetiser
By the time I reach dessert a climax couldn't get no higher
A leg couldn't shake no harder, we goin' at it so crazy
This love so tasty, I'm talkin' my jelly in your pastry
See baby I got every need, every want, every craving you seek
I'll be going deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper until lemons taste sweet
This is all you can eat from steak to sorbet
Welcome to the buffet





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  1. Matrix Master

    The Sugar Babies Are Loving This: youtu.be/JPhyUYb9HcE

  2. Spag hetti

    😂😭😂

  3. Latrice Robinson

    All I can say in 2019 is Mmmmmmmmm

  4. Stainley Cuberic

    This song really hasn't aged well...

  5. Grizzly Country

    *YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE*

    EdiTz_ Seek

    He didn't do shit

    EdiTz_ Seek

    Shut tf up

  6. MelancoliaI

    somebody needs to make a 10 hour R. Kelly slurp *STAT* ...Youtube are u listening? don't let me down. let's make this happen

  7. Lynn Vaughn

    WOW ! This Man Is Gifted

  8. Emily Bases

    lol this was actually a good poem

  9. Ill-LUNAR-NATION

    😂😂😂

  10. Clarence Morris

    Fellas write this poem down and send it to a woman of your choice and see her reaction .

  11. Courtney Grootboom

    My jelly in ur pastry lmao

  12. IThink_ BLM

    lets hope that nobody molest your kids or female family members. Y'all dummies also seem to notice things when it hits home. Even then some of y'all are so twisted that y'all will turn a blind eye for some money SMH. Disgusting. Also that MF married Aaliyah at 15! its public records look it up. If you can marry a 15 year old and show up on TV wearing matching clothes tlkin abt yall are best friends... Stop choosing to be ignorant

  13. David Obi Jr

    Lol! Welcome to the buffet! 😂🤣😅

  14. Jennifer LaMoore

    Total genius total perfectionist truly love you Kellz baby truly love this love the poetry Im a writer myself ive written over 100 poems since 2010 its a God given talent and gift from the heavens

  15. Thomasa Coleman

    A climax couldn't get no higher. A leg couldn't shake no harder. #GOODLORD

  16. meonly that

    I hope people like will die

  17. Ms. Cherry

    Oouuuuweeee

  18. Melanin Goddess

    Yall can say what yall want bout Kells, but he Defenitly know what a woman needs.

    Angelo Benjamins

    A good slap in the face according to the survivors lmao

    Lil tjay Overrated

    If a women needs rape then yeah he’s ur guy

  19. lucky dixon

    I'm into it with fbg team they made angle sick em up in made me understand em cause lil run

  20. Andrea Banks

    Oooooh my GOD;!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  21. J Black

    Dude a freak LOL

  22. Abdul Rouf

    Someone arrest this man.

  23. J ReeXy

    That lick had me dead asf😭😭😭

  24. Red-RuM

    toasting your juices all night like CHEERS!! lmao King Kells

  25. 246 enyu

    Is it really first of album song?

    he's word sence is top of the head LOL

  26. Nettamarie 123

    fuck that molest me r Kelly

    chyna riley

    Nettamarie 123 yasss

  27. midnight thoughts

    that shit had me dead 😶🙂😱😱😱😱😱.... ghost .. #power

  28. Miya Greene

    am i the only one who thought this was funny

    Makenzie De Leon

    Miya Greene nah I was laughing the whole way LMFAOOO

  29. Matt B

    I love Kells but holy shit this was so cringey it turned cancerous

  30. Phyllis Glenn

    ummmmm wow😨😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱👀👀👀👀👀👀

  31. Gaelle Saint-Louis

    Uhhnmmm the hell was that?

    chyna riley

    Gaelle Saint-Louis rnb king R.kelly's take on making love

  32. Rose Glover

    R.Kelly This will. always. be the most important. song my 58 brith in 2015 my son got kills but 8 21 was my 58year. i was living in ahight rise apt. we dance. we eat drink. he love backyeard party Iam Mrs Rose Glover. RIP My son Skett .

  33. Rose Glover

    R.Kelly This will. always. be the most important. song my 58 brith in 2015 my son got kills but 8 21 was my 58year. i was living in ahight rise apt. we dance. we eat drink. he love backyeard party Iam Mrs Rose Glover. RIP My son Skett .

  34. Tyra Banks

    Whoooooooa there 😫😫 he a savage

  35. comese cooper

    I sooooo love him

  36. Jamie Lee

    rapist music....

    Brittany Holden

    I love it and ever is hating can kill themselves and yes that's directed to you ms jamie lee ass what kind of name is that are you like japanese or something cause you're not black bitch

  37. James Woodie Jr

    If anyone don't like R. Kelly,
    They ah' Bamma.

  38. Mailin Wesley

    loving it! rkelly the best

  39. 19marcus100

    If its not about the money Kelly,then there shouldn't be a change up on what you do .Make your music ,i hear it in chris brown and so many others so the the support is there.

  40. Chris W.

    Dang we gotta get R Kelly in the Na$ty Boy$ lmfao

  41. Elijah Thompson

    Nigga can't even read or write and comes up with this shit. The nigga is a genius

    Alex

    I don't think you understand what the word means if this fool makes the cut in your eyes.

  42. ItsAkireOfficial

    lol wow this shit is horrible

  43. Terry Brandon

    This man is a beast n the poem is original

  44. Internet Lover

    sounds like asmr.
    I love it

  45. Andres Vasquez

    This poem is trash garbage

  46. nichole boyd

    I love it

  47. Allen Oso

    😂😂😂😂

  48. Fernando Marquez

    so this is what it feels like to be molested by r kelly

    Paul Turn'd Up Schmidt

    chyna riley lol that don't mean shit if you are shit morally

    It’s Cedess

    Fernando Marquez 🤣🤣🤣

    IThink_ BLM

    @timothy davis da tycoon lets hope that nobody molest your kids or female family members. Y'all dummies also seem to notice things when it hits home. Even then some of y'all are so twisted that y'all will turn a blind eye for some money SMH. Disgusting. Also that MF married Aaliyah at 15! its public records look it up. If you can marry a 15 year old and show up on TV wearing matching clothes tlkin abt yall are best friends... Stop choosing to be ignorant

    Ganther Tumtums

    Well you ain't wrong

    Dvonte Wright

    @fernando Marquez funny till dis day🤣🤣

  49. Chelsea Paulson

    I think I just threw up in my mouth.

    Mimshaq Love

    Which mouth Chelsea 😅ladies have2

  50. TopangaC

    bruuuhhhhhh

  51. Captainhook Lane

    King got hold his crown up

  52. Stacy Houston

    omg!!!!!

  53. friedday Pim

    OMG LMAOO

  54. Michelle Kennedy

    Lmao Not The slurping.

    timothy davis da tycoon

    Don't pretend u don't love it.I would do that to u

    Jana L

    Why I'm blushing laughing and giggling at this.😂😂😂

    timothy davis da tycoon

    Cuz you sprung over me

    Derek Wheeler

    +Sweethoney B83 derek
    :'.

    Andrea Banks

    Michelle Kennedy ikr😂

  55. Brian B

    Lmfaoooo

  56. Alex Justask

    creepy intro

  57. Genia Norris

    He sounds creepy!!!

    Justyn Sole

    u look creepy

    Josh D

    he is creepy

  58. Mimi Curtis

    well damn!

  59. M. Bingham

    now i'm in the mood to suck on a beautiful clean slim thick woman pussy

    Kings mario

    Lmaooo! You already know

    Ms Virgo

    freak lol

    Sangeeta Halder

    Tonya Doctor I'm

  60. Nichole Saintvil

    he's a trip

  61. Erica Williams

    Love it

  62. Ki. TheGroomer

    that slurp though.

    Christy White

    yes Lord

  63. NBaBall3r26

    lmaooooo

  64. Sylvaine Francis

    LOL ... the slurp sound!!!! LOL

  65. Sarah Towett

    wow ... just love mmh

  66. Stacey browne

    WOAHHHH i love him

  67. Marie Dodds

    He is .... That is all ! 💞

  68. Trina H

    Hahaha you are a funny man. Love this poem. Cool.

  69. Ashley Woodford

    That is a hellava poem

  70. Manolya Kocak

    baby you crazy

  71. B Jamin117

    awow i hope its a healthy Buffet;)

  72. Tabitha Charanza

    wow what a poem I love it

  73. Vibrant Key

    Follow my fan page for R. Kelly on Instagram @piedpiperofrnb_

    Aaron Stiner

    Ke, v&)di