Psychostick - You Can (Maybe) Do It Lyrics






You wanna be like me? You wanna soften up?
Well it ain't easy so you better step your game down, son
Whatcha think you know about fuckin' up
Take a seat and let me show you how it's not done

I can talk the talk, and avoid the walk
I can make the same choices and rely on luck
Got excuses for days that I'll defend
Gonna ride the C- till the bitter end

I scare off all my friends
I forget to take my vitamins

Life can throw anything at me
I will always react the same
Get emotional and hang my head in shame

When I get knocked down I get upset about it
When I get upset I do nothing about it
When I get put down I get obsessed about it
I ignore advice from everyone
Don't need self esteem, when your pride's enough

Cause I suck
Got ya beat at how much I suck

I'm the WORST

You think you're just like me? You think you're born to fail?
You don't know the lost cause of this hollow shell
I'm broken as fuck, I'm damaged goods
The burned out Little Engine that Never Could

I'm a caged tiger that sits and waits
For someone to kindly open the gate
I'm the guitar that gently weeps
I'm a door mat so wipe your feet on me

I can't admit I'm wrong
I forget to call my mom

Life can throw anything at me
I will always react the same
Whine online and find someone else to blame

When I get knocked down I get upset about it
When I get setback I do jack shit about it
When I get knocked down I get depressed about it
Gonna shut the door and wish that I could die
I could off myself but I'm too lazy to to try

Cause I suck
I'm pathetic and I also suck
Smashing boundaries on how to suck

Got Self-diagnosed OCD manic bipolar personality with
ADD borderline hyperactive mood swings
Impulse control-lacking, antisocial
Histrionic narcissistic all-avoidant codependent
A.D.D... hold on, I think I already said that

Self-loathing people hating
Way too much masturbating
Overthinking, overeating
Oversleep and drool

Cynical, critical
Randomly hysterical
Miserable
My voicemail is always full

Scatterbrained, paranoid
Chronically unemployed
Scared of phone calls
And I hate ordering pizza

Way too self-righteous
Failing every drug test
Issues with trust
And I sneeze when I'm nervous
ACHOO
Ugh, excuse me

When you ask me if I'm okay
I will dodge it relentlessly
I'll say I'm fine and I don't need therapy

When I get knocked down I get upset about it
When I get upset, I lay down and wallow in it
When I get walled in, I get cryptic about it

I'll keep doing the same things everyday
Cause if I do, I bet things will change

Cause I suck
I bet tomorrow that I'll still suck
My endlessly complex set of issues gives me a sense of identity
Thus I suck
No one sucks as much as I suck

Achoo!
Whew





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  1. D.... O....

    This is about everyone I know, that's why it's about me. Sucky is contagious.

  2. M.... ....

    If self depricating humor had a theme song, this would be it.

  3. H.... ....

    Ah, yes. The professional victims who never do anything to make themselves feel better or change their situation because having mental issues has become their only personality trait. I know a couple of those.

  4. W.... B....

    Me: "Yeah, I'm alright at most stuff."
    My brain:

  5. A.... S....

    You wanna be like me? You wanna soften up?
    It ain't easy so you better step your game down, son!
    Whatcha think you know about fuckin' up?
    Take a seat, let me show you how it's not done

    I can talk the talk, and avoid the walk
    I can make the same choices and rely on luck
    Got excuses for days that I'll defend
    Gonna ride the C- till the bitter end

    I scare off all my friends
    I forget to take my vitamins

    Life can throw anything at me
    I will always react the same
    Get emotional and hang my head in shame

    When I get knocked down I get upset about it
    When I get upset I do nothing about it
    When I get put down I get obsessed about it
    I ignore advice from everyone
    Don't need self esteem, when your pride's enough

    Cuz I suck
    Got ya beat at how much I suck

    I'm the WORST

    You think you're just like me? You think you're born to fail?
    You don't know the lost cause of this hollow shell
    I'm broken as fuck, I'm damaged goods
    The burned out Little Engine that Never Could

    I'm a caged tiger that sits and waits
    For someone to kindly open the gate
    I'm the guitar that gently weeps
    I'm a door mat so wipe your feet on me

    I can't admit I'm wrong
    I forget to call my mom

    Life can throw anything at me
    I will always react the same
    Whine online and find someone else to blame

    When I get knocked down I get upset about it
    When I get setback I do jack shit about it
    When I get knocked down I get depressed about it
    Gonna shut the door and wish that I could die
    I could off myself but I'm too lazy to try

    Cuz I suck
    I'm pathetic and I also suck
    Smashing boundaries on how to suck

  6. t.... A....

    "When I get knocked down"
    "I get upset about it"
    Oof

  7. B.... l....

    I'm a little sad this doesn't have a video

  8. J.... P....

    This sounds like with recorded on a seven string.

  9. R.... ....

    57k views is not enough. I will personally rewatch it until it reaches 100k. No it's not because it's the truest song ever.. maybe.

  10. C.... I....

    George Costanza's song!

  11. S.... ....

    Psychostick.. you never fail to be awesome. Don't ever change.

    S.... ....

    Thanks!

  12. D.... ....

    I could see these guys doing a devil may cry song for some reason

    D.... ....

    That would be awesome

  13. P.... T....

    what happened to your good studio mixing quality? it ain't so good this time. i'm not "knocking you down" but i'm just being honest. ☺

    P.... T....

    Same mixer and equipment. Josh was going for a different sound on this track - it's also different than our normal tuning, maybe that's why it doesn't sound as expected?

  14. R.... T....

    Why is this my actual theme song?!

  15. D.... ....

    me @ my GCSE's in 5 days

  16. C.... M....

    This song is meant for me and all of y'all ❤️

  17. R.... I....

    Loved the last album, suddenly came on this again.. and every track seems to be a reminder of my life.. thanks guys.. esp this one is fucking fantastic xD...

  18. B.... B....

    3:09 is an riff dude. It gave myself brain damage head banging to that.

  19. D.... A....

    First time I've heard sneezing in a song.

  20. C.... H....

    Here gentlefolk, this here be the song of my people.

  21. R.... G....

    When I knocked down ...I get up...set about it !! Love it ! I'm

  22. T.... ....

    THE SPIRITUAL ANTHEM OF A GENERATION

  23. M.... P....

    All of us in a nutshell

  24. r.... x....

    i feel personally attacked

  25. P.... ....

    yeah... i know some guys like that. they really suck.

  26. M.... ....

    You somehow made yourselves sound heavier than you already were. It’s awesome.

  27. w.... ....

    LOL good antifa song

  28. j.... r....

    well you all should get your shit together if this applies to you x')
    Psychostick this is pure gold, i love you x'D

  29. S.... D....

    As funny as these guys are, they write some dope grooves

  30. C.... 1....

    Story of my life...

  31. p.... ....

    As corny as it may sound, I've been feeling a bit depressed and downtrodden lately, but hearing people I look up to talking about the same things I feel genuinely made me feel better. I've been going to Psychostick for laughs since I was a kid, but I never thought they would actually make me feel better about myself. Keep on kicking ass you guys, you're far more talented than people give you credit for

  32. P.... G....

    they know me so well!

  33. A.... R....

    This song is opposite of most Hatebreed songs.....

  34. J.... F....

    Why does this sound so much like my ex....?

  35. W.... B....

    An ode to me at 14 yrs. old.

  36. e.... ....

    These guys are pure genius, great musicians that don't get the credit they deserve!

  37. Y.... K....

    The most relatable song ever.

  38. J.... ....

    I love the themes through out Psyclonestrike's years: Crazy gfs/food/nostalgia...and now.. Their 30s

  39. M.... c....

    Jfc it describes me spot on

  40. B.... M....

    I kinda want to become a professional eSports athlete and play this as my theme song.

  41. K.... ....

    Psychostick, if you're gonna create a song about my life, can I at least get a cut of the profits?

  42. f.... ....

    I feel personally targeted

  43. A.... ....

    I know this is a parody of how everyone thinks they suck, but most things said in this song apply to me unironically. 🙃

  44. T.... ....

    God this hits home...

  45. D.... ....

    New old.

  46. W.... a....

    This shit is like 15 years too late...

  47. E.... ....

    I love how theres people kn the comments who are like "This song is for people who suck at life" when we all know they're the ones who can relate to this song the most

  48. s.... ....

    This could be DSP's theme song. It describes him to a T.

  49. B.... S....

    A four and and half minute song just helped me more than years of therapy

    B.... S....

    Exactly! This is my go to when im down lol

  50. M.... T....

    Psychostick is my spirit animal

  51. c.... r....

    Hello 1999-2006 me!

  52. D.... W....

    I appreciated the green splatter when he sneezed. That was a nice touch

  53. d.... t....

    i fucking love them

  54. A.... C....

    The lyrics are surprisingly relatable

  55. v.... d....

    I... I gotta think some stuff over. Thanks.

  56. J.... ....

    This is LITERALLY my Dad's theme song. What the fuck, dude...

  57. A.... G....

    Yes thats so amazing ..lvq oo i cant wait for the big revealing

  58. Z.... ....

    Hits too close to home, lol

  59. T.... W....

    Save for the failing every drug test, it's scary how you nailed everything in my personal life...... Psychostick just might be spying on me XD.

    Nah, probably just found my channel when they were looking for Bruce Campbell. I put his name in my tags to steal views.

  60. D.... ....

    This is brutal comedic art at it's finest 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  61. t.... ....

    ... where's the food?

  62. T.... G....

    Me too a tee

  63. T.... D....

    this is great lol

  64. M.... N....

    Damn, would've thought they've seen into my life 🤔

  65. D.... H....

    These guys are fkn great

  66. k.... ....

    This song speaks to me

  67. p.... a....

    Yay! They're back, baby!!!!!!

  68. B.... ....

    First I felt attacked, then I was thinking Psychostick for showing me how pathetic it is to be pathetic. Hahaha

  69. M.... Y....

    Hey Psychostick, I'm gonna get royalties from this song, right?

  70. B.... ....

    This sounds like Tumblr.

  71. O.... U....

    I'm going to listen to this daily to remind me not to be that guy. Thanks, Psychostick!

  72. M.... ....

    New motivational anthem \m/ \m/

  73. O.... ....

    Me in song form.

  74. w.... ....

    I love the energy in this song

  75. W.... r....

    This song is so HEAVY!!!

    W.... r....

    It makes you want to head-butt a mountain!

  76. C.... d....

    In the style of FFDP music and lyrics. Hahaha love it.

  77. J.... S....

    Twitter: the metal musical

    J.... S....

    More like the song for any incel or really any kind of reactionary forum.

  78. P.... ....

    I love this sandwich

  79. S.... B....

    Goddamn, got to love the Pokérap of mental issues...

  80. M.... B....

    At 2:37 always reminds me of the Pokemon rap by Starbomb.

  81. V.... R....

    JasonParadise JUST WAIT FOR CLONE HERO!

    V.... R....

    Viny Sales I'd like to see him play this lol

    V.... R....

    Hell yeah

  82. S.... O....

    Most inspirational thing I’ve heard in forever 😭

  83. M.... Y....

    Yamchas theme song

  84. x.... ....

    WOOHOO!!!

  85. V.... ....

    Who can chart for Clone Hero?

    V.... ....

    Yes, please.

  86. F.... T....

    Will this album release be on potato?

    F.... T....

    Only on radish for the time being but we're working on a port.

    F.... T....

    This is why you’re the best band on the fucking planet.

  87. S.... D....

    Smashing boundaries on how to suck 😂😂😂😂

  88. G.... S....

    I think we all can say ~best song ever, right? At least the best lyrics

  89. J.... A....

    Is this about Gen Z? High schoolers?

  90. R.... G....

    Too real, man!Too real!

  91. J.... S....

    Should I be happy or sad that I relate to this so much?

  92. s.... 9....

    A song for everybody, But some people will deny, because they think there shit don't stink.
    I dig this fellas 🤘
    Now I'm gona do the hokay fuckin pokay. Peace✌

  93. P.... L....

    Waiting for this to be on apple music, got a subscrition to that shit need new album

  94. R.... U....

    That's emo. Boom roasted *dab* 😂😂🅱️💯👌🅱️🅱️😂👌👌💯💯😂🅱️😂😂😂🍆

  95. D.... D....

    I know people hate when fans say this, but when is the album gonna be on Spotify? It ain't a case of money, it's a case of a shitty wireless adapter on my laptop and a lack of a CD player in my car -_-

    D.... D....

    Tomorrow!

    D.... D....

    Psychostick looking forward to it. Thanks!

  96. S.... ....

    Never have I found a song that describes the eternal mood so well. Very well done.

  97. Z.... Z....

    is rob okay? :(
    (kickass song my dudes! new album hype <3<3<3)

  98. S.... M....

    Great to hear a new album, You guys are awesome musicians, and funny as fuck.