Psychostick - Welcome To The Show Lyrics






What's up bitches?
We are Psychostick.
I like to yell things into the microphone
And say bad words... monkeyfucker
Hey, you guys feel that right there? You feel how the bass tickles your genitals?
You know where you are right now?
Take a wild guess.

You're at a concert
You're at a show
This is a concert
This is a show

Live shows are heavy (Fuck yeah, we're at a concert)
Concerts are heavy (Fuck yeah, we're at a live show)

Start up a moshpit
Mosh pits are badass
Start up a moshpit
Go fuck some shit up
Make some fucking noise
Thanks, that helps my self esteem
Let me see those horns
Now you are metal
Show me your middle fingers
You guys are dicks
Now get your keys in the air
Now fucking jingle those keys
Put your keys away
And give your neighbor a hug
Ahh, you guys are sweet

You're at a concert
Concerts are badass
You're at a live show
Live shows are bad, fuckin', ass





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  1. O.... ....

    The two people whodislike this are fucking cunts

  2. J.... S....

    2 people couldn't find their keys.

  3. M.... d....

    This is some Soad and Limp Bizkit inspired!

  4. T.... a....

    This is a COOOOOOOOOOMENT! Comets are badass!

  5. I.... ....

    This is a COMMENT!

  6. D.... C....

    Awww, you guys are sweet! ^w^

  7. S.... ....

    how dafuq did pshycostick know dat the base tickles my genitals

  8. B.... M....

    I would prefer it if they opened with these rather than "Bruce Campbell"

    B.... M....

    +Jewmeat01 We did that for a couple years, wanted to change it up.

    B.... M....

    +Jewmeat01 You take that back.

  9. d.... ....

    "bad. fukking. ass."   <~~~thank you for that!!! I use it ALL the fukking time :)

  10. D.... S....

    Please tell me this is how they open every show.

    D.... S....

    Drum Stix Yep!

    D.... S....

    my lone experience with this song and psycho tickled my genitals

    D.... S....

    They’ve played this as an opener every single time I’ve seen them. They also do “premature intoxication” during the soundcheck and I always make sure to yell “slayer!!!”

  11. J.... D....

    What a great idea for a song.  Seeing this live to kick off a great concert was a great experience!

  12. d.... ....

    That was the perfect opening song for tonight's show. It was a great show. Perfect band to play before Dog Fashion Disco rocked the house.

  13. s.... ....

    Fucking ultra mega extreme brazzer awsome !!! Fuckin love your song guys

  14. Z.... G....

    Moshing by myself ;_;

  15. A.... B....

    I gave my neighbor a hug.

  16. S.... C....

    This is not nearly post ironic enough to cover up for the fact that it's bad nu metal.

    S.... C....

    @Dan Arthur actually, they themselves labelled it "fartcore", if i remember correctly

    S.... C....

    @alex fithen Thats what they call themselves, but on wikipedia...it says Humorcore....

    S.... C....

    @Dan Arthur ... Is wikipedia a reliable source now? Last time i checked, ANYONE could edit it to whatever they wanted. So.... I think I'd rather take it from the band themselves

    S.... C....

    @alex fithen @Dan Arthur It's McRibCore

    S.... C....

    @Psychostick Then it's settled....McRibCore it is

  17. D.... ....

    You guys better open with this from now on, friggin amazing! Can't wait for TOMORROW! \m/

  18. P.... ....

    We're working on it. In the meantime we have a new song and video releasing TOMORROW! XD

  19. P.... W....

    You guys literally made me cry.

    Most hilarious shit I've ever heard.
    Definitly have to buy your albums. :D
    I really hope for you that you're working on a new album ;)

  20. G.... ....

    come play in the UK! London or Bristol is good for me :)

  21. R.... ....

    lol ive never felt the bass in my genitals

  22. H.... ....

    Fuck yeah! LIVE SHOWS ARE FUCKIN BAD ASS! RESPECT FROM AUSTRALIA, BOYS!

  23. L.... K....

    FUCK, I LIKE THIS BAND... REGARDS AND LOADS OF METAL FOR YOU FROM CHILE

  24. A.... W....

    This is glorious :')

  25. S.... V....

    This is brilliant.

  26. b.... ....

    sooooooooooo funny

  27. R.... ....

    A very bossy song.