Psychostick - So. Heavy. Lyrics






This song is so heavy
It makes you want to headbutt a mountain
This song is so heavy
It makes razor-blades taste like candy
This song is so heavy
It makes you want to punch a tornado
This song is so heavy
This chorus is nothing but growling

Ooooh aaah uuuuh!

You scream high, I scream low
Doesn't this sound fucking amazing?
Those vocals were so heavy
It makes your grandma have a baby
Can you understand what I'm saying?
Cookie cookie, want a cookie!
This song is so heavy
It's actually kind of exhausting

Ooooh aaah uuuuh!

I'm playing this rhythm with my right arm
While I'm flexing my bicep on the other arm
And then I give it a kiss because I love my guns
And I don't think you've had enough
Let's break it down!

A little bit softer now, a little less brutal now
A little bit softer now, a little bit lower gain
A little bit softer now, a little less brutal now
A little bit softer now, a little less in your face
A little bit louder now, a little more brutal now
A little bit louder now, a little bit higher gain
A little bit louder now, a little more brutal now
A little more louder now, a little more in your face

Double bass (in your face!)
Double bass (in your face!)
Jog in place (jog in place!)
Jog in place (jog in place!)
Teabag the stage
Teabag the stage
This song was so heavy
My eyes and eardums are now bleeding
It reached the point of nauseating
This song was so heavy
Somebody get me a barf bucket, please!
This song was so heavy
Dude, somebody get him a bucket before...
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  1. B.... S....

    this is the most beautiful thing I have seen in a long while. i have tears in my eyes from laughter. i also have neck pain from head banging.

  2. G.... G....

    Rawrbs shirt is awesome Goku is life.

  3. C.... K....

    Just great

  4. a.... ....

    Now I need to watch Brians Posehns Metal by Numbers song again. Lol. Loved this

  5. K.... ....

    I bet these dudes get hella pussy

  6. R.... B....

    Cookie cookie, want a cookie! >:(

  7. J.... W....

    I've listened to a few a of these songs, but I subscribed when I saw the demon baby. I was laughing so hard... so heavy.

  8. G.... E....

    What metal sounds like to non metal listeners

  9. I.... M....

    Fuckin appreciate the KoRn reference

  10. T.... B....

    Ya’ll really borrowed rn Isley Brothers rhythm for the end of the song and I think that is such a cool tribute

    T.... B....

    For sure! We thought it would be unexpected in a song like this.

    T.... B....

    Psychostick this is why you guys are like top ten on my list fighting Dethklok for the number 1 song! 😪😪👏

  11. A.... B....

    These guys are amazingly hilarious!💯💯💯

  12. m.... a....

    Praise Carcass... <3 \,,/ and ohh, yeah... these Guys!! and don't forget... BEER IS GOOD!!!

  13. B.... S....

    Beautiful how this ironically can be classified as classic.

  14. O.... ....

    Omg pause at 1:12 “CoRn” oml

  15. R.... H....

    The best metal song of the modern era! If aliens invade give them this song and they will choose to bow down to our amazing beards of metal.

  16. F.... ....

    Laura Palmer

  17. M.... P....

    The guy growling should be vocals for a death metal band.

  18. J.... ....

    Guys, my soon to be 6 year old LOVES this song. She HAS to listen to it and Rammstein's Du Hast daily!

  19. Z.... M....

    I just found Psychostick last night and after listening to all of their albums today they are slowly becoming one of my favourites

    Z.... M....

    Thanks Zac!

  20. P.... ....

    0:04 nice, cydia

  21. Z.... H....

    This taught me the ways of beardom. Obey the Beard showed me how to elevate my bearded existence.

  22. J.... T....

    I have a beard now....... in my balls!!!!

  23. P.... ....

    Best deathcore song ever.

  24. D.... S....

    Popped for the malort. 🤣🤘

  25. a.... ....

    Is the bearded guy the one from LiveDayByDay? even the style of the video reminds me of their production!

  26. y.... b....

    I'm here because of the nerd

  27. L.... B....

    Wtf?! Was that your phone or mine?! 🤣

  28. M.... M....

    THIS SONG!! WAS SO HEAVY!! IT'LL LITERALLY BLOW OUT SPEAKERS!!!

  29. M.... t....

    4:08 DOUBLE BASS (in your face)

    M.... t....

    In yer face

    M.... t....

    JOOGGGG IN PLACE

    M.... t....

    Too late ya fucks

  30. D.... B....

    Is that the guy from epic meal time lol

  31. E.... R....

    I want to marry them omfg

  32. A.... G....

    2:51 sounds like ticks and leeches by tool

  33. C.... K....

    wait. his phone... was OUTSIDE HIS POCKET THE WHOLE TIME. MY IMMERSION IS RUINED.

  34. H.... P....

    10 cookie monster 10

  35. K.... ....

    Ok how the hell have I not found this band before. Now I seriously want to punch a tornado

  36. e.... c....

    So fuckin heavy

  37. b.... b....

    This song, is so shitty!

  38. G.... M....

    i am there friend!

  39. R.... J....

    I listened to chimaira wrapped in violence after this song and laughed again. This video depicts exactly what metal bands do! Double bass, nothing but growling, teabagging stage. Love it

  40. r.... ....

    My son (6) laughed so hard at the video - he loves you 😂

  41. C.... H....

    This song is 'SO FUNNY", I love it.

  42. E.... H....

    2:16
    That should be put on a shirt.

    E.... H....

    It's similar to our "Psychostick is Too Metal" shirt.

    E.... H....

    @Psychostick is that one still available? I couldn't find it on the merch store

  43. W.... R....

    Its good but I need more Brice Campbell

  44. J.... ....

    As a life long metal head and new to Psychostick I love y'all. Your music is awesome plus I get to laugh my ass off. First heard y'all on Liquid Metal 🤘 and the song that blessed my ears was NSFW which I love. It's gonna be played at my funeral. Fuck yea.

    J.... ....

    Thanks and welcome! 🤘

  45. B.... K....

    This is an epic song I absolutely loved it.... Been a psychostick fan for a long time keep it coming

  46. R.... J....

    Spot-on! I love metal! Metal loves me! Cookie Cookie!

  47. H.... ....

    This song is pretty heavy

  48. B.... C....

    That's a bullshit, but i love it XDDDDDDDDDD GROW MY BEARD, PLEASE!!

  49. D.... ....

    I think I have a new favourite band now. My beard agree

  50. C.... A....

    This song is so awesome psychostick rocks

  51. m.... m....

    Usually I bitch about thumbs down but it's at 333 so that's pretty fucking metal

  52. S.... A....

    it's very funy^^

  53. f.... ....

    This was fun to see live.

  54. J.... S....

    Do you want to metal?

  55. M.... ....

    Ironically the volume is too low on this video.

  56. t.... j....

    I love this band so much because of how they can go from simple shit to this and everything inbetween and even further, if that makes sense, they're just so diverse

  57. J.... C....

    That breakdown was killer though.



    So. Heavy.

  58. J.... B....

    Tea bag that stage 😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏻

  59. h.... ....

    speed it up to 1.25 and the intro is very AHIG era slipknot

  60. 3.... ....

    Rumor has it Alex is still chasing Matt

  61. s.... R....

    Try not to headbang impossible edition

  62. N.... F....

    how about a song about catssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss domesticated cats.

  63. R.... G....

    Never gets old!!!

  64. S.... ....

    yeah but Metal Hammer is the anal "i'm too good for you" society of metal music.. so we don't really pay attention to them anymore.

    S.... ....

    We just thought it was funny.

    S.... ....

    @Psychostick I read into it too much. I must be anal.

    S.... ....

    @Sataneliteoneshots You didn't. They definitely hate our music, but hey whatever.

    S.... ....

    I haven't bought a metal hammer magazine since 2003 and here I am in 2019 listening to this sooooo.. Deduction says you're better.

  65. P.... ....

    When you're so heavy that you make a song about a song being so heavy in a song that is the song thats so heavy

  66. A.... F....

    Did they reference Shout by Isley Brothers?

    A.... F....

    Haha yup

    A.... F....

    Omg, you guys replied!

  67. M.... V....

    STILL WAITING FOR INSTRUMENTAL

  68. M.... V....

    Is this on H flat?

  69. j.... t....

    flawless victory! my favorite video😂🍻

  70. F.... B....

    Блять...

    While I grow my headhair, people grow beards.
    It's kinda depressing...

  71. I.... ....

    If you are wondering the tuning is in H-Flat:
    HHHHHH

  72. P.... N....

    Tea Bag the Stage!!

  73. C.... C....

    LoL ❤️

  74. L.... ....

    Holy shit put this on 2x speed

    L.... ....

    But then it's not as heavy!

  75. P.... ....

    Imagine if these guys actually made serious music.

  76. e.... ....

    o my god

  77. B.... s....

    I give a like to this song cause it SO HEAVY!!!

  78. J.... S....

    This song is so stupid but damn you got to love it

  79. E.... M....

    thank you melon

  80. T.... K....

    This song is fuckin whicked! 666!

  81. P.... ....

    I have been listening to you guys for years.. and by far.. this is one of your best songs.. besides Bruce Campbell.. or course. Keep rocking out guys.. Can't wait to meet you guys.

    GOD BLESS YOU GUYS!!!

    -Jason

  82. M.... T....

    Headbanging at it maximum \m/

  83. S.... ....

    Punch a tornado!!!!!

  84. T.... H....

    Love the triangle.

    T.... H....

    Is it even heavy if it doesn't have triangle?

    T.... H....

    Psychostick  True, although im feeling a bit hungry im gonna go get a sandwhich. And yes i can get hungry even after watching the most realistic puke animations.

  85. K.... G....

    This song cracks me up so much....Laughs, flips off Alex Trebek and writes "eat a dick"....bahaahahaha. Also, another great thing is that these videos show ALL the members. 99% of bands only show the lead singer, but this band shows all the members...

  86. M.... ....

    You CAN'T scream low, that would be yelling!

  87. M.... ....

    There's that word again, heavy! Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull?

  88. K.... B....

    These guys are fucking geniuses.

  89. B.... J....

    Now do a song called "So. So. Heavy"

    I'm expecting drop Z here, boys.

  90. C.... G....

    Lol the part with the malort had me in stitches

  91. R.... G....

    No....this is not heavy...THIS IS A SANDWICH!!!!

  92. E.... 9....

    Now i need some drugs

  93. M.... L....

    Can you imagine having an aunt or uncle that's half your age as a result of heavy metal?

  94. I.... c....

    *P E L V I C T H R U S T*

  95. D.... P....

    Grow a beard man

  96. J.... L....

    Playing with you guys at the forge 8-12. Gonna be sick.,

  97. s.... ....

    THIS SONG IS SO HEAVY!
    EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS JUST GREW A BEARD!
    well, I already had one, but it got even beardlier.

  98. 1.... ....

    Just saw these guys live! they came to attawa!

  99. M.... D....

    This is a little too heavy guys, take it easy.