Psychostick - Shower Lyrics






For all you out there
Who are dirty and weary
For all those out there
Smelling stinky and sour
For all you out there
Who are in need of cleansing
I hope you're prepared
'Cause it's time... to shower

Take off your clothes
Pick up the soap
Get in the tub
Turn on the water and check on the temperature
CURTAIN FACADE!
Pull on the knob
Water on face
This is the place to be
Time to get nice and clean
SHOWER!

[CHORUS]
Water washes all of the parts
Of you in need of a good washing
Killing bacteria buildup on your body
Leaving you feeling great
Increasing your odds that night of getting laid
When you're getting your scrub on
You can practice on your singing
Having a blast the water
That you're flinging
Making your fingers wrinkled
If you stay in too long

The water's warm and so inviting
And it's cold outside
I want to stay in here forever
Where the steam doth rise

SHOWER! Better wash behind your ears
SHOWER! Better get between your toes
SHOWER! Don't forget your belly button
IT'S SHOWER TIME YOU BITCHES!
SHOWER! Do your best to get your back
SHOWER! Let the soap run down your crack
SHOWER! Private parts need your attention
IT'S SHOWER TIME YOU BITCHES!

Get everywhere
Shampoo your hair
Rinse it all out
Cleaning is done today
Time to procrastinate
STAY IN THE SHOWER!
Another half hour
Hot water hog
Pounding on door beings
Time for the fun to end
SHOWER!

[CHORUS]

SCRUB! [x15]

[pounding on door] Hey! Hurry up in there! I've gotta go number two!





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  1. S.... L....

    Coronavirus awareness in a nutshell.

  2. J.... V....

    why can i hear this as a KoRn song

  3. k.... m....

    i was in the shower for 2 hours listening to this on loop

  4. c.... k....

    I have a feeling they get inspiration from faith no more and mr.bungle

  5. W.... B....

    I'm surprised there isn't a "don't drop the soap" joke.

  6. t.... A....

    If this ever gets a gold award, can we call this a golden shower?

  7. H.... F....

    About to take a shower got to get the perfect song going.

  8. U.... A....

    This... This should be played at every Convention. Period.

  9. C.... R....

    i heard this come on the radio the other day and nearly died laughing

  10. H.... N....

    da song is as long as the shower you should be taken

  11. 3.... 7....

    😂😂😂😂😂 Great!😂😂😂😂😂

  12. J.... S....

    Every time i take a shower, this pops in my head.

  13. K.... M....

    Is markipler singing in this?

  14. w.... ....

    4:06 when the only remaining member on your team is the worst player but you still want to encourage them

  15. J.... T....

    I use this song when my 10 year old son hasn't showered in a couple days. He still wets the bed so he gets ripe.

  16. U.... ....

    PRIVATE PARTS NEED YOUR ATTENTION, ITS FAPPING TIME YOU BITCHES!

  17. U.... ....

    Number one shower song

  18. D.... C....

    1:46 exactly how I feel.

  19. U.... ....

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  20. D.... �....

    How on earth is this so fucking AMAZING

  21. D.... S....

    Mmmmm that bass is sexy 😌

  22. S.... ....

    I just now noticed that when the duck pops up, the guitar is playing Rubber Ducky from Sesame Street

    S.... ....

    Sodafountain i...wow...

  23. T.... ....

    Why is this *_so_* good?

  24. M.... B....

    i Remember meeting them on this tour, & Rawb lamenting how he just wanted a place along the road to shower during the tour!!

  25. k.... ....

    24 bitches have poor personal hygiene.

  26. m.... ....

    I fucking love this band

  27. N.... L....

    I just took a 5 minute and 27 second spiritual journey

  28. M.... l....

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  29. Z.... ....

    I have a major Dead Kennedys vibe from that very beginning "announcement" part.

  30. L.... H....

    This song makes me wet

  31. E.... G....

    this song was used in the Intermulukia mod in Scp Cb

    E.... G....

    Ernestguy Gaming I played that one 🙃

    E.... G....

    Ernestguy Gaming I guess I'm not the only one

  32. N.... B....

    Auschwitz theme song???

    N.... B....

    Noah Bockmuehl haha shower u stinky jews

  33. r.... s....

    i didn't know i could love a song so much about showers.

  34. M.... ....

    I remember my older brother showing me this band when I was younger and they always gave me a good laugh ( plus the music was great!) but there was this song I'm trying to find by them. it was about a bunch of random shit, and I think a planet turned into doughnuts or something. but i can't remember they name of it and I really like the tune. does anyone know the song by chance?

    M.... ....

    we ran out of cd space

    M.... ....

    Thanks, mate! I've been searching so long

  35. T.... B....

    Legend says, if you are three years late to an upload of a Psychostick song, Psychostick will reply to you.

    T.... B....

    +Tsolemn Beach Who says that?!

    T.... B....

    I dunno, i just heard of it somewhere. Probably my own brain.

    T.... B....

    Psychostick some legends are sometimes true kinda like the joy of a nice burrito some doubt but the myth is not wrong

  36. T.... A....

    it's shower time you bitches ! \m/

  37. J.... M....

    2013 or 2009 I'm confused

    J.... M....

    +Jordan Mayes Song released in 2009, lyric video made in 2013.

  38. W.... A....

    note to self have personal shower added to home

  39. T.... A....

    SCRUB! SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB!!!!!

  40. h.... b....

    OHH YE!

  41. M.... ....

    I never washed my belly button until I discovered this song.

  42. G.... K....

    Damn, I hate it when your fingers get all wrinkly.

  43. Z.... A....

    When you're listening to this song in the shower and feel guilty for pissing in the drain.

  44. K.... ....

    This song is the reason i want a big speaker in the shower!:D

  45. K.... A....

    listen to this at speed 2 its hilarious

    K.... A....

    It sounds like the dead kenmedys

  46. N.... ....

    "IT'S SHOWER TIME, YOU BITCHES!!!!"

  47. L.... M....

    I listen and sing along to this in the shower. And my brother thinks im mentally deficient.

    L.... M....

    lol. Same with me except vice versa

    L.... M....

    Scrub scrub scrub! Lol

    L.... M....

    More like mentally awesome.

  48. N.... ....

    Play this during a shower. You will feel alive.

    N.... ....

    I do. Every time.

  49. S.... ....

    Discovered this band yesterday in my search of some more uplifting music, I must say I'm addicted. where can I find more music like this? Or psychostick all I need?

    S.... ....

    +DannyTheBlueDeer psychostick is all you need

    S.... ....

    They have a website. Just google psychostick. Its pretty simple but its tthe best we got haha. I've been a fan since about 2004. They always make me smile.

    S.... ....

    +FluffyTalks System of a down, But i'm guessing you already know them If you like psychostick :P

  50. M.... F....

    Thank you for the countless times you made me remember to wash my belly button.

  51. L.... A....

    I just posted this video in a Facebook group for an anime convention next weekend.

  52. L.... S....

    Wish they had played this song at my school in PE Class. XD

  53. S.... M....

    i discovered this song after just taking a shower... tempting to shower again

  54. 1.... C....

    Deku Scrub

  55. A.... B....

    Man this bring me back to 11th and 12th grade of high school getting stoned!! Still super fuckin heavy and reminds me of system of the down

  56. T.... g....

    A half hour shower? Bro do u even bathe?! Bruh I could live in a shower, all that warm water that triggers skin orgasms called being warm and relaxing. U kno wats outside a shower?! 9/11, last time I showered I didn't have no pissed off Muslims flying planes into my bottle of head and shoulders. Yea and taxes, my point validated. *sticks head back behind curtain and begins cleaning testicles*

  57. T.... O....

    "It's shower time you bitches!" Thank you Psychostick for creating a song about showering. Good to listen to during a shower.

  58. M.... G....

    10/10 best song EVER

  59. T.... ....

    Man....I just luv this fucking band! \nn/

  60. A.... S....

    I love this fucking song.  I can never NOT sing the chorus when I'm in the shower now.

  61. H.... C....

    13 bitches wanted to stay dirty.

  62. M.... ....

    I cant stop listening its... Beautiful

  63. S.... ....

    This is probably the best personal hygiene psa in years. If only the government could convey such important messages in such a light hearted, easy to like way.

    S.... ....

    IT'S SHOWER TIME YOU BITCHES

    S.... ....

    "You gotta wash your ASS if ya must!"
    Look up "If Ya Must" by Del Tha Funky Homosapien"

    S.... ....

    The government is so unoriginal. Its always about fucking people over, stealing their money, killing them and selling durgs while arresting other people who do the same

  64. J.... ....

    How can a song about a shower sound so SERIOUS?

    J.... ....

    +TurtleneckSweaters From Animal Jam How can a soung about a showr sound so AWESOME?!

    J.... ....

    +TurtleneckSweaters From Animal Jam CAUSE IT"S AWESOME

    J.... ....

    Cause Psychostick

    J.... ....

    cuz shower is a serious business m8

    J.... ....

    @Jon Hoskins exactly

  65. M.... C....

    Song takes one shower.

  66. F.... ....

    3:52 Metal Ernie was here!

    F.... ....

    And briefly at 2:14

    F.... ....

    @FiendRiver Metal Ducky, you're the one, you make bathtime epic fun! :)

  67. B.... ....

    2:14 BONUS DUCKS!!!

  68. r.... ....

    You guys should tour with The AQUABATS \m/ That would be the most brutal show in the history of the future!!!!!!!

  69. t.... ....

    this song is what i mean of the shower, the best place in the house

  70. A.... S....

    Official shower song always

  71. D.... G....

    Greetings from a Tub in somewhere Germany :D You guys Rock! \m/

    D.... G....

    -> Somewhere IN Germany xD

  72. M.... V....

    Lol I think I found one of Near's rubber ducks.

    M.... V....

    **Mihael: That tall blond Russian young adult you're talking to is the host for his younger self, Melanie, Niko, Toriya and **_me_**.**

    M.... V....

    *goes back to himself* He was talking about _ME_!!

    M.... V....

    Not really. He only comes out when I'm drunk.

    M.... V....

    It's the vodka talking.

    M.... V....

    well that was some kinky shit

  73. d.... ....

    Happy to know that I shower correctally according to the lyrics!

  74. G.... N....

    You know that one person who always go ballistic when you're singing in the shower? You know what to do.

  75. U.... B....

    if my future kids dont want to shower, i ll play em this song ^^

    U.... B....

    +nillllsrecordz fuk fu fuc

  76. M.... H....

    How to shower the MANLY way....

  77. L.... M....

    That fucking rubber ducky reference, my sides.

  78. K.... L....

    i refuse to listen to anything that's not this during my shower

  79. V.... ....

    Well you have changed my life ... kinda. I listen to this every time I take shower. :P

    V.... ....

    I gotta' do that :D

  80. M.... ....

    That was a pretty brutal shower >.> 

  81. O.... ....

    What is the original song from this, i know that i have heard that style of singing at the "having a blast with the water that you're flinging" part.

    O.... ....

    If you haven't figured out yet, that style of singing is mimicking Serg from SOAD.

  82. G.... T....

    Everything about this song in true.

  83. M.... ....

    Damn!  Makes me want to scrub myself with a Brillo Pad and Comet!

    M.... ....

    Mr1987Joe Wuss. Steel wool or nothing.

  84. A.... S....

    I have it as my tone to wake up XD

  85. �.... _....

    i put this song on in the shower

  86. P.... ....

    Did not expect to find Fluffle Puff here... awesome.

  87. g.... ....

    Looking at your profile pic., I have to ask: Do pink fluffy unicorns metal on rainbows?

  88. S.... ....

    bet he invented this song whilst having a shower.

  89. s.... ....

    ChickeN'Stu. I hear you ;)

  90. t.... m....

    I sing it in the shower lol

  91. C.... B....

    Sounds a lot like SoaD, lol. Anyone else think of that?

  92. O.... H....

    I listen to this song for motivation when I'm feeling lazy.

  93. T.... R....

    I have been for a few years. No regrets thus far.

  94. C.... S....

    From now on im listening to this when I'm in the shower

  95. C.... C....

    showers are metal as fuck

  96. D.... ....

    now i want to take a shower

  97. J.... H....

    Keep this up guys, like...SERIOUSLY!!! xD

  98. L.... A....

    soooooo good...