Psychostick - President Rhino Lyrics
All hail President Rhino
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail, all hail
Rhinoceros has two horns
Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich
A rhino's skin is grey and thick
Rhino will bore through your entrails
Swat flies with his thick tail
Debate social issues
When it's time to vote you know what to do
Vote Rhino!
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail, all hail
"President Rhino, how do you plan to turn around this country's economy?"
(Rhino sounds)
"President Rhino, what's your stance on abortion?"
[Rhino sounds]
"President Rhino, is it true that you have a charging ground speed of 30 miles per hour?"
[Rhino charging sounds, screams]
The people loved him for his brutal honesty
Till he mauled a crowd of people at an orphan charity
When Rhino's term was finally ending
His support had started waning
Grazing on the White House lawn
The press revealed that he was lazy
Foreign policies in question
Poachers gone, yet still in recession
Rhino just wants to stampede
I think it's time that he secedes
How could we all believe that such a
Prehistoric beast who barely sees could have
Capacity to lead the country to prosperity?
Re-elect President Rhino!
Re-elect rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
Re-elect President Rhino!
Re-elect the Rhino
All hail President Rhino!
All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief
All hail President Rhino
All hail, all hail
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Psychostick President Rhino Comments
2019 anyone, beside one
2014: come on a rhino for a president that's ridiculous.
2016: oh fuck it a Rhino beats either one of these idiots
Headbands until whiplash
Can I suggest Bruce Campbell and Rhino 2020? BRUCE RHINO 2020.
Finally. A politician I can get behind.
#Rhino2020
Unfortunately, rhino REALLY WAS born in Kenya, so is ineligible to be President.
Rhino vs. Kayne vs. Trump
how am i only discovering this now? this is amazing
Each opponents loses 3 life and you gain 3 life
Rhino 2020
#VoteRhino2020
ALL HAIL THE RHINO!
Seriously, guys. If you made a t-shirt with President Rhino sporting a President-Elect Orange-Muskrat-For-A-Wig's wispy coif, I'd totally buy it.
This song is so appropriate now.
I miss Siege Rhino
I don't
Make Rhinos great again
i think next election someone should do Deez nuts for president again...but use a rhino instead. get creative on his name.
Still torn between voting for Rhino or Cornholio. Either one is still better than the two current parties we're forced to choose from every election.
I wish my country's president was President Rhino :(
My Warframe theme song, right here.
+DrDemonHarlequin formaaaa
Rhino Prime or classic?
@nuklearmarine77 Classic. Didn't manage to snag Rhino Prime when it came out.
+DrDemonHarlequin damn, that sucks dude
Rhino. Still a better choice than Trump.
+SuperJay50K I laughed hard. Mostly because it's true and Trump is the biggest Joke in this countries many years of existence, and makes me sad to be an American...
at least trump is better than hilary.
But then again, these elections have proven that you don't have to be good in order to be the best.
Trump doesn't have a charging ground speed of 30 miles per hour.
- vote Rhino
Rhino>All other choices.
Elections are coming soon guys, you all know what to do..
VOTE PRESIDENT RHINO 2015!
all hail.
We are not amused.
Great show last night in San Francisco :D
10/10 would vote
Awesome!
Fuck Obama go rhino
#VoteRhino
Got my vote for the next 30 years.
theme of Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising
X51 Nanomachines son
X51 all hail Senator Armstrong
I'm so glad to hear that a band is finally shedding some light on the lack of pachyderm leadership in this country.
Well, now I know who I'm going to write-in for election xD
@YoursTruly_GTG i was just about to say that. america needs a president with a charging ground speed of 30 miles per hour
A dictatorship with a rhinonoceros as a leader... Seems legit! After all it won't steal our money, he just need to maul, graze and have sex.
@fukazepe Just like Bill Clinton.... :P
RHINO 2016
Rhino 2020
THE BEST ARGUMENT TO ABORTION IS THIS DEFINITELY.
Vote Rhino Party of Canada
The fucking bass during the quiet part at 0:58, it's so sexy. #voterhino
Deadpool's favorite band is Psychostick.
Fact.
Dokujitsu
I could see that being true, to be honest.
Simply beautiful
Now you just gotta ask yourself one question...
Do you vote for president rhino?
Well do ya, punk?
This just made my day so much sexier.
Dang it! Gotta wait two more years for him to get on the ballet...
One more year now!! >:D
All hail!
If I was American, he'd get my vote.
I don't understand why this is funny. But I die of laughter anyway.
same, def same
Well I know who I'll be voting for tomorrow.
The new album is so awesome!
...................All hail President Rhino!
Hey, Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?
I love it! All hail president rhino! :D
Been listening to the new album all weekend since it came in the mail. AMAZING! Can't wait to see you guys soon!
Literally the first song I played when I got the album
This is... the best
Now I know who I want to vote for!
awesome :D
This song made my day.
A better president than Obama.
President rhino 2016
Brilliant.
Epic guys!
Bahahahh! Awesome!