Psychostick - Political Bum Lyrics



I was taking a walk during my lunch break,
and came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans.
He looked me right in the eye, and then he said:

Keep it down, the FBI is watching me
They bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemes
They're going door to door and taking everybody's jobs
The CIA gave me LSD

Political bum, Political bum
He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum.
He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streets
Striking up debates with everyone that he meets.

Political bum

I tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, "Will eat for food."
My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another barrage of confusing rhetoric.

I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam
They have sex tape Kim Jon Ill and Uncle Sam
Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right
You sank my partisanship

The sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just getting warmed up.
Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. Whatever they are.

Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves
The DMV is run by alien sex slaves
911 was an upside job
Somebody kill the fucking whales

Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell
But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell

You won't never get me back on a plane
I caught herpes from the TSA
JFK shot Abraham Lincoln
Somebody give me some change

I see him on the corner almost everyday
I think he takes his showers at the YMCA




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Psychostick Political Bum Comments
  1. Kholke Holkepolke

    Sad part here, is about half of this jibberish, is true. . Well, the C.I.A. part is...

  2. legalize homicide

    You cannot avoid the political bum.... Unless you stab him. 🔫

  3. Dexter Braendle

    3:36 anyone notice the twiztid shirt, whoop whoop!

  4. Donald Otis

    Anyone got an uncle like this? Family dysfunction aside, uncle Bill was my favorite! Did best with what he had left.

  5. Douglas Rush

    Is this about Joe Biden?

  6. Sçøtt Sállëy

    This song depicts everyone on FB, Instagram, and YT this day and age!

    Nathan Braun

    the political bum was right all along. we should have listened

    MLBlue30

    Politics suck. Being an adult was a mistake.

  7. J C

    Mucky Pup fans?

  8. Chem

    Coincidentally, this is... ah... kinda the unofficial theme song on twitter right now

  9. abalanceproductions

    Doo doo doo doo doo Inspector Gadget...

  10. Bananaphone Captain X

    Would anyone dare to cover this in an open mic night?

  11. Talis Burton

    I just realized moose is wearing a twiztid shirt also awesome song.

  12. Jess Gilje

    Our next national anthem

  13. MrParkerman6

    Ah, the good old days when you could play rock music under a bridge with your band with out "The Man" shutting you down!

  14. Nuuboat

    Hey look! A song about me! ^^

  15. Inane Profundity

    As someone who lives in the midwest, I'm damn honored that the leader of Psychostick is wearing a _Kum & Go_ shirt... XD

  16. JoJoyJelly

    Only Alex Jones can get away with saying shit like this, probably because of the Super Male Vitality.

  17. DarthPulven

    love the bass

  18. Shmuckus O'Neill

    "Koreatnam"

  19. tutenkharnage

    Which episode of Infowars is this?

  20. wizkid42093

    Man psychostitck used to the shit wat happen

  21. melvin shermen

    Psychostick is juggalo gang

  22. Michael Gregory

    Show your support for your koreatnam veterans

  23. Missy Benavidez

    Dam I miss the original band members... They where way better

  24. Damien Conklin

    Yes L O L the earth is flat!

  25. Jason ButterfieldJr

    I love the setting at the RR tracks and the trains In the background

  26. Montana Ranger

    I love this guitar riff.

  27. Michael Sawyer

    Feed the polar bears

  28. Metalfanrog

    1:50 makes me think of the movie signs.

  29. arnel marasigan

    earth is flat you ignorant fucks!

  30. katsmack1963

    crystal meth amphibious

  31. John Otagowa

    OMG! I think I met that guy! O.O

  32. j carranz

    koreatnam?
    isnt that where kim kong lives?

  33. Shape Shifter

    JFK shot Abraham Lincoln

  34. Tord Runnman

    0:48 _"His god is a penis and a bottle of rum."_
    That can't be right... _Looks up lyrics._
    _"He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum."_

  35. Dennis Moore

    Korenam

  36. Mr Nobody

    fuck. yeah!!! this is a great tune.

  37. RenTec

    *cough* Eugene Oregon

  38. Chase Wilson

    he's wearing a fucking twiztid shirt! whoop whoop mmfwcl

  39. Metal Never Dies!

    Can I have your pants??

  40. John clabo

    Korea-nam lol....nice.

  41. Tony Person

    Great! Youguys consistently make good shit!

  42. KingOfAllAnimals

    A song about ANTIFA... NICE!

    karganor

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28

    OrchardBird XIV

    @karganor https://youtu.be/5kC4_iEXhGc

    karganor

    @OrchardBird XIV https://youtu.be/LuKzt7p-MnM

  43. Daniel Fuller

    "Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right!"
    Preach

  44. Aaron Stever

    Man, Koreatnam was tough.

    Samuel Mauldin

    "Can I have your pants?"

  45. angus weir

    +Psychostick This song accurately represents America as of the end of the election...

  46. Samuel Mauldin

    this song gets in your head man ITS THE MAN!

  47. Bill Loescher

    Where was this filmed at?

    Aidan

    the site of koreatnam

  48. OUTFIT

    this political guy is smart know all the tricks from the CIA i need his advice badly

    they still follow me here on the moon

  49. Rc-Nerd

    hillory trump lol

  50. EL KING TINO ALVARADO

    FUNKYMETAL

  51. Mandalorian Zero

    keep it down the FBI is watching me....Can I have your pants?

  52. Walt L

    OMG I thought it was SCATTERBRAIN!

  53. Skyler G

    the more videos i watch the more i want....

  54. Theskybluelake

    political liberal

  55. Kurtis Sewell

    Political Bum for President 2k16

  56. Cloud 7k

    LMFAO Everything they say is making fun of leftist rhetoric!

    MLBlue30

    Not really genius

  57. IAMME857

    killer bros reminds me of when system of a down was young, I'd come see you if you make it to big island Hawaii

  58. GeekEssentials

    man how are these guys not a million plus channel?? Music, Comedy, and gamers ...... great channel

    Lizzo Maker

    Amazing band

  59. Beanmachine91

    liberals...

  60. Adam House

    Barry Donegan is still killin' it in Music City \m/

  61. Chicken

    there are some sick licks in this song

    Lizzo Maker

    Fuck yes there is

    Adrian Labastida

    Jokes aside, these guys are killer musicians, that's what dragged me into them

    JadenScratch Shimmer

    I read this just as the political bum started licking at the guitar

  62. Sproker Skelington

    I was taking a walk during my lunch break, and came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans. He looked me right in the eye, and then he said:

    Keep it down, the FBI is watching me
    They bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemes
    They're going door to door and taking everybody's jobs
    The CIA gave me LSD

    Political bum, Political bum
    He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum.
    He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streets
    Striking up debates with everyone that he meets.

    Political bum

    I tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, "Will eat for food." My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another barrage of confusing rhetoric.

    I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam
    They have sex tape Kim Jon Ill and Uncle Sam
    Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right
    You sank my partisanship


    The sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just getting warmed up. Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. Whatever they are.

    Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves
    The DMV is run by alien sex slaves
    911 was an upside job
    Somebody kill the fucking whales

    Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell
    But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell

    You won't never get me back on a plane
    I caught herpes from the TSA
    JFK shot Abraham Lincoln
    Somebody give me some change

    I see him on the corner almost everyday
    I think he takes his showers at the YMCA

    Sproker Skelington

    @Billy Kilgore Yes?

  63. TheWe1c0meMatt

    The story of donald trump

    TheWe1c0meMatt

    @Theskybluelake  To be fair, trump isn't the worst person to run for president. I recently heard that Kanye West is interested in running for president...

    BatteryFull

    +TheWe1c0meMatt Ted Cruz is a fuckwit.

    Faustika

    as far as last year sure, but ted cruz is great now

    devontoner

    I think this is more like Alex Jones

    OrchardBird XIV

    Alex jones is a immortal being

  64. Thedisgustingbeauty

    a bomb blew my balls off when I was in Koreatnam

  65. JakOwnsU

    Best band in the whole entire Universe

  66. lane wright

    I faped to the moose

    Daniel Fuller

    lane wright i I'm on THAT part of PluhTube again...

    Gibusnipu

    Creepiest. Drummer. Ever.

  67. Steven Strumpf

    "I need to pick up the presidents daughter"
    *fumbles and looks away awkwardly finding the nearby wall very interesting at this moment*
    ...
    "Sounds like a very important job." *Said off hand*
    "Oh it is!" *said with a grave tone of voice as if the speaker believed himself to be serious*
    At this point I don't remember exactly what he said because I wasn't really listening any more, until the next urinal became free, that wall was the sole focus of my attention.
    Most interesting conversation I've had waiting in line for the restroom at the public library I can tell you that much.

    deathpyre42

    Was this in the San Francisco main library?

  68. stevenstrumpf7

    "The DMV is run by alien sex slaves"
    That... actually wouldn't surprise me.

    masterpbk

    Probably just need the special glasses to see em.

    AlphaChocolateTruffle

    for a bunch of alien sex slaves... they really are boring.

    MrParkerman6

    Slaves are always boring cuz they don't wanna be there, DUH!

  69. Liza Whittle

    You guys need to come to England!!! \m/

    C M

    +Liza Whittle be good at glasto I guess. reminds me of the band fugazi, not making much doe but lots to say

  70. Aphrodezecat

    beanie baby moose!

  71. Epic Aurbis

    *FBI gave me LSD.

  72. Buy More RP

    whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaat?! Billy Corgan is Mr. Anderson?

  73. SomethingRedundant

    Looks like Rob gets smacked in the face at 1:00, damn. Lol

    SomethingRedundant

    Smacked with the neck of the bottle.

  74. Zap Gun

    I want to live in Korietnam.

  75. travis shipley

    JABER KYT

  76. Paul Johnson

    Tresspassing on railroads is dangerous and illegal.  Stunt performed by trained professional idiots.  Do not attempt.

  77. Lcd_ Ultra

    The guy who did foamy the squirrel should make a music video of this song

  78. Fishy Otaku

    Hey Rob, how did you make your hat? Cause it's awesome, I want one, and I already have Matt's

  79. Christopher Parker

    The guy _does_ have a point. @Mountain Dew​ *is* a fundamental human right. So I hear...

    Ozzman Osgood

    All you people are on coke, aren't you. :-"

    Ozzman Osgood

    No don't even lie... I've been to your drug dealer's house! Fridge stocked chock full of Mountain Dews! I seen it!

    CK's channel.

    @Ozzman Osgood Nope! They're on Dew!!! :P

    Kamal Elmokdad

    R e42ww44ywrwrerwawe32344ee.ugyre oh^
    ^;

  80. FerrilEwok

    But.... I firmly believe mountain dew is a basic human right. Baja blast is a sweet sweet luxury item but mountain dew makes up four of my food groups

    karganor

    Will you marry me.

  81. Steve Nast

    Kum & Go represent!

  82. CloudchaserShaconag

    I just noticed that Rob's voice sounds a good bit like Weird Al!

    NinaWindia

    Conspiracy! You should go talk to the political bum about all of the conspiracies. :p

  83. Exhumed17

    Koreatnam!

  84. Exhumed17

    Everyone knows or has met a political bum.

    Morgan Brandy

    @Exhumed17 Seems the white people are bums ON PURPOSE. . .

    Jackson Riggs

    +Exhumed17 Or is one

    Machine Xor

    Yeah a progressive liberal

    MLBlue30

    Batshit insane regressive conservative

    William Isner

    @Machine Xor fuck the liberals

  85. Caleb Willis

    The singer looks like Kevin Steen

  86. Khoi Baile

    Nice Psycho .XD

  87. DELAK24

    Love the Twiztid Shirt!

    OrchardBird XIV

    Whoop whoop

    Dexter Braendle

    Whoop whoop!

    legalize homicide

    WHOOP WHOOP

  88. Brandyn Moorhouse

    That bum has seen some shit.

  89. Buse Değirmenci

    GOT DEMCICH

  90. porcupinetreeftw

    you guys are the next walk off the earth for metal lovers!

  91. The Spider-Pan

    You guys are in Missouri?

  92. The Spider-Pan

    You guys are in Missouri?

  93. Ligea

    Can I have your pants ROTFL, somebody get this guy some change. Funny stuff, it brightened my mood

  94. Caner Turan

    This should have many more views, everything about this is so awesome!

  95. nick schoaf

    I'VE SEEN SOME STUFF MAN, SOME THINGS!      i wouldnt recommend it....

  96. Ichiro Kusai

    I love how he says KoreatNam

  97. James Wissel

    a twiztid shit? WHOOP WHOOP

    Tray Sanders

    I noticed that too. Go to the 'Because Boobs' video. Same guy has a Dark Lotus shirt on

  98. John Keltgen

    Where do I get that moose antler hat?!?!

    Matt Magee

    I was asking.my self the same question

  99. turbomatt2

    psychostick kills....Look what I did also kills. These bands make me happy