Psychostick - Obey The Beard Lyrics
Mustache? No.
Sideburns? No.
Goatee? Maybe.
Beard? BEARD!
Do you feel neglected?
Not doin' too well with the ladies?
Well I got the solution for you!
Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD!
Afraid to follow your dreams? GROW A BEARD!
Are you lonely and sad? GROW A BEARD!
Wanna look good in plad? GROW A BEARD!
Are you workin' out? GROW A BEARD!
Ice caps melting? GROW A BEARD!
Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call
But the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger?
...
GROW A BEARD!
Grow the beard!
Feed the beard!
Brush the beard!
Manscape the beard!
Stroke the beard!
Love the beard!
Fear the beard!
Obey the beard!
Obey the beard!
(Obey the beard!)
Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!)
"Oh my god, Becky, look at his beard! It's just so... beard!"
Impress your date, WITH YOUR BEARD!
Eat a steak, WITH A BEARD!
Chop down trees, WITH A BEARD!
Crush your enemies, WITH A BEARD!
Catch a fish, WITH A BEARD!
Roundhouse kick, WITH A BEARD!
Troll the net, WITH A BEARD!
Chia pet? Ch-ch-ch-chia, BEARD!
Drive a truck, WITH A BEARD!
Try your luck, WITH A BEARD!
Arm wrestle, WITH A BEARD!
Teenage Mutant Ninja BEARD!
Pet your doggie, WITH A BEARD!
I pledge allegiance to the beard!
Can't grow a beard? Then buy a beard!
Do you have a beard? Then GROW MORE BEARD!
"You need to shave this thing!"
SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD!
Defend the beard!
Drink to the beard!
'Cause beards are good...
AND SCRUFF!
(Obey the beard!)
Behold the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Accept the beard! (Obey the beard!)
Respect the beard! (Obey the beard!)
I was so empty and lost inside
'Til I grew you ('til you grew me)
I put my faith in my facial hair
To get me through
Well I can defy the odds again and again
With you on my chin (I'm on your chin)
With every moment you grow closer and closer
To my heart
"Sigh... I love you beard."
"If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it?"
"Huh..."
"Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard, for bearder or for worse, in scruffiness and in beard, 'til shave do you part?"
"I beard!"
(Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard! Beard!)
Abe Lincoln had a beard
ZZ Top, epic beards!
Dimebag Darrell, metal beard!
Chuck Norris, kick ass beard!
Number one, make it beard!
Chewbacca, is a beard!
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
God... HAS A BEARD!
Obey the beard!
Obey the beard!
Obey the beard!
OBEY... THE... BEARD!
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Psychostick - Hate Times 8
- Psychostick - Super Legit Official Teaser #2 Explode (Skit)
- Psychostick - Quack Kills
- Psychostick - Blue Screen
- Psychostick - NSFW
- Psychostick - Danger Zone
- Psychostick - New To The Neighborhood (Skit)
- Psychostick - Loathe Thy Neighbor
- Psychostick - AWESOME!
- Psychostick - Choking Hazard
- Psychostick - Fight To The Death
- Psychostick - Bruce Campbell
- Psychostick - Dogs Like Socks
- Psychostick - So. Heavy.
- Psychostick - It's Just A Movie, Stupid
- Psychostick - Political Bum
- Psychostick - That Guy
- Psychostick - Methane Crescendo
Rand Lyrics
Last Posts
Beyonce Shakes the Internet with Surprise Super Bowl Tease and New Music Release
Beyoncé once again set the digital world abuzz with her latest musical surprise. In an unforgettable move during the Super Bowl, a Verizon commercial served...
Watch Usher’s Full Super Bowl 2024 Halftime Performance Usher, Alicia Keys, Jermaine Dupri, Ludacris,
At the 2024 Super Bowl, Usher redefined the halftime show with a dazzling, career-highlight performance that will be remembered for years to come. Taking the...
Usher Unveils ‘Coming Home’: A Journey Through Sound and Soul in His Latest Album
Spanning three decades in the music industry, Usher has consistently mesmerized fans with his soulful tunes and magnetic performances. However, his most recent project, Coming...
Psychostick Obey The Beard Comments
You know who else has a beard? Ian Hecox
Aw man, remember when YouTube comments had a character limit? Thems were the days, man.
This song cures my depression... In addition to my beard.
THOR HAS A BEARD!!!
Fucking 7 year old classic!
Rage against the Neckbeard :)
Mine is 2 foot long now look me up. Majestic now
the catch a fish with a beard still gets me XD
To The Legacy!! Beardageddon!! Love that you let him use it in his stream!! You Rock!
The donut moon.
Just imagine what it would be like.
HELL YEAAAAAHHHHHHH GROW MORE BEARD!
The fact they mentioned dimebags beard is great respect to the legend
I already had a beard, so my beard grew a beard.
This enabled my facial hair genes
Obey my pubes
Whos here cause of luxthos
So just found my favorite drinking band hands down
My beard isnt big enough
The most important beard is in your heart.
It looks likes the bassist has for toes on one foot
Chuck Norris, kick ass beard!!!
Fine till the sluts
This is the soy boy band of virgin nerds with that one hit wonder song "beer".
Terrible band
Merry Christmas to you too. ❤
@Psychostick shutup man child
Said the boy digging up videos from 6 years ago to talk shit on YT. Do a pushup. Go outside.
@Psychostick criticism is a part of life snowflake. Write a real song about real shit.
Write clown music get compared to clowns. It is what it is jr.
Everyone clicked for the boobs 😐
I want more of bread!!! I wanna he rugged!
I clicked tits.
Pretty pretty beards... Must touch
Jesus is God, but yes he has a beard
Neck beard much..lol
Teenage mutant ninja beard
I cannot stop listening to this song in my truck, at work, or at home. Fucking love you guys!
Nope... I'm not growing a beard... 💯😎
Cause one thing. I don't need one. And I'm a good looking person without a beard. 💯💯
HAHAH SUCK ON THAT BITCH!! 😎😎
I’m a simple man, I saw huge tits and clicked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Perfect !
I don't know who is the brunette, but she's rock
0:52 there's the donut world from we ran out of CD space
As a proud beard owner, I approve.
I mean why is this in my recommendations in 2019?...
Really glad it was BEARD!!
Hail the beard! And the moose antler helmet.
Gotta say if u have a beard, girls will automatically chase ya period
This makes no sense and I like it:
You. Guys. Are. So. Crazy. Really. O. Bay. The. Bear d. No. No. No. For. Get. This. You. Men. Can. Do. Bee t ter. Then. This. Shave. Your. Bear ds. Off. Ok really. And. The. Girls. Dancing to. This. Really need. To. Get. A. Life. Because. Dancing to. A. Song. Call d. O. Bay. The. Bear d. Is. Quite stupid too. Hint. Hint. Kasey Leigh kelley.
Jim root has a beard
Waiting for the comments from the kiddies who can't grow one.
nice thumbnail. well the left side at least.
Chick in the thumbnail is one of the hottest girls I've ever seen
Those are some sad, and pathetic beards. You guys are a disgrace. Some sad gotees, a neck beard, and a gay hipster. None of those are bearded me. Get back to the pride parade, guys. Only place you’ll fit in.
Every time he says beard it sounds like he's say beer 😂
BEARDS ARE GOOD AND STUFF
This song picks me up WITH THE BEARD. When I'm having a bad day I eat nachos FROM MY BEARD.
Hahahahaha this great.
This must be the beard clubs theme song
DarkSoulThieves no, just sad hipsters. No rea men, with actual beards, would like this garbage. If any of the guys in the video actually had a beard, the name might make sense. But they are a bunch of sissy hipsters.
LOVE IT !!!!!!!!, WAIT ,,, STILL LOVE IT !!!! may I have another? Thank you sir
Yes my manly godly beard is gleaming with pure majesticness
Yeah. That just happened, so, very, fucking, YEAH.
In my line of work no bread allowed
Call now 1-800 shutup
Great song and video. I rate BeArD/10
I like big beards and I cannot lie...
My beard grew a beard while listening to this song.
10/10 beards
Teenage Mutant Ninja BEARD
is "and stuff" always gonna be represented by an elementary school kid trying to pet a dinosaur?
THIS VIDEOOOO SUUKKCCSSS!!!11!
Beard 2020!!
That brunette is absolute fucking dynamite holy shit
8/10 beards weren't hailed
My one true lord, the beard.
Good work gentlemen.
I have to show this to everyone I know...
Beard is good.. And stuff
Love the beard!!!
Was starting to sound like a gay joke
Just a reminder, beard.
I grew out my eyelashes so I have beards under my eyes now.
Beards power !!
smg4 brought me here.
My friend who is 15 has more beard than my dad who is 39
Bob Ross = Happy beard!
obey the weird!
Won't lie. Was stroking my beard while watching this. It feels so good when I shampoo it.
BEEEEAAARRD LIIIIFFEEE
Just discovered this. Didn't think we bearded folk had such a kick ass anthem.
BigPoppaPunk, have you never heard of the Australian band The Beards???? OMG do yourself a favour and check out this single and start your journey!
https://youtu.be/RmFnarFSj_U
"Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere and you need to make an important phone call, but the battery's dead and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger?!"
Me: Yes.
I listen this song several times at week but apparently my beard hasn't increased. What I'm doing wrong?
i wish there was more bands like this
This song is 2 minutes too long.
My beard grew a beard after watching this.
Cousin Itt from the Addams Family is also a beard.
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na37dOc_XSQ
You had me at "Teenage Mutant Ninja Beard". Thank you for making such a great music beard.
I mean, it’s funny I guess but it’s only good for one listen.
Greatest song of all time
This is better
Twitch streamer dammit2hell brought me here
i swear that pet the dog guy at 2:00 looks like Alex Jones with a beard!
This song made my beard grow a beard
Teenage mutant ninja BEARD!!!
THAT SLAP BASS!!!! OUHHHHUHHHHH MADE ME CREAM
🇵🇭🤘 i want i beard grower its awesome
All jokes aside... their music is Fucking Awesome