Psychostick - N.O.E.L. Lyrics
Opening presents on the floor
Christmas time is drawing near
Let's all spread some cheer
Grab your wallet, time to spend
Most wonderful time of year
Hoping that they won't find out
Season's greetings
Obligations
Manufactured lies from the greeting card
Yule!
Everybody's dropping money
On the people they don't like
Tis the season to be
Adding to the bottom line
Pouring eggnog in your mouth
Analysing weights of presents
Shaking boxes!
Decorate your house with lights
And bells that jingle!
Mind control through Christmas carols
We compelled to buy as we sing along
Everywhere you go
Christmas songs are playing all the time
Never-ending marathon
Of "It's a Wonderful Life!"
Everybody's going caroling
You better run and hide
Awkwardly they harmonize
I contemplate suicide
Buy stuff
It's christmas time
And we all live in a consumer nation
Black friday
Door buster sale
Murdering for saving
Murdering for saving
Murdering for saving
Trampling people at the door
Who did I even buy this for?
Smash some heads against the floor
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war
Why don't you visit family more?
Buy off your guilt like just before
Buy more
Till everybody's poor
Why don't you spend some more?
How 'bout we spend some more?
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Psychostick N.O.E.L. Comments
Brooooooo I look identical to the bass player wish I could put a comparison picture up because this is uncanny!!!!!!
Manufactured lies from the greeting card
Love it great lyrics
Throwing money at people they dont like. I never looked at it that way lol.
🔥🔥🔥
*BLAST OFF IS CHRISTMAS TIME*
-Serj Tankian 2019
Why did I not find this until AFTER Christmas!?
Merri Christmas mother fuckers
The song we didn't ask for, but the song we needed.
Awesome job!
Très bonne reprise , nice cover ! Great lyrics happy everything for everyone !
This was actually... really... fucking good
Now this is a Xmas carol I can get into
😅😅😅😅😅 epic
I love these
By the way merry Christmas to everyone love you all
America's cool though right on
Clever!!!
Oh how much I love this! It's my feelings about this holiday! Thank you for making this
SOAD is my Favorite Band..B.Y.O.B was the First Song i‘ve listend to..what i wanted to say is..it’s normal that this Turns me on?
B U Y S T U F F ! ! !
today is the day and im stuffed with food and try to get drunk at this point, myrry christmas to all out there
This is great... I hate Christmas
So fucking epic. How have I not heard this
Good stuff
Hahahaha
theres guys are freaking crazy🤪🤪🤪🤪👍
Fucking geniuses
A Christmas parody of band that is critical of politics... somehow stays very critical of politics.
I give it a meta out of Christmas Cheer.
Well done.
Just lobe yt recomendation!
Im the 1000 comment lol. Nice remake guys
Hahaha Oh my god yes!!!
Great parody!, very very funny and real. Greetings from Colombia!
Wow Thanks for making my Capitalist-Pagan piss fest! (Jesus's is that you!)
Loved it!
My dad just randomly sent me this just now and I subbed and liked
you guys should write Guilt Of Gift. A song about when you give someone a bad gift and you feel guilty.
edit: a parody of gojira's gift of guilt.
This is kinda bad
Anyone else have the tune of Revenga play in their head after this?
It's the kind of thing that happens when the flow of an album is too good
Really wanting to see a guest appearance from weird al in a video
Fanfuckingtastik!!
Loved it ❤👌
SO FUCKING TRUE!!!! LOL
Dude!!! This was A👏🏾MA👏🏾ZING👏🏾!!!!
Bring Your Own Bells
Better than the original by a factor of 10000
Definitely playing this at my Christmas Party!!! Awesome job Psychostick!!!
"Amurica"
Tell us how you really feel
My only regret is that I can only like this once
Triggered leftwingers are starting to tear up and get angry.
I would call this a parody, except you've taken a song from a group that is highly active and vocal about social issues and injustices and merely replaced the words while psychostick-ing to the theme of the song and of the group.
This needs to be played every year in my house from now on until they take the YouTube controls from my dead hands.
Well played, guys!
Only thing I dont like about this is the removal of Jesus from Christmas. Its Christmas not xmas.
Nobody cares tho. And probably it's part of the message, since little has this holiday to do with Christ nowadays
@HannibalKantter see that's quite inaccurate lots of people care.
@Matthew Brooks Yeah, 50yo people and their adoctrinated children, no one else actually.
It's a shame Christmas has turned into a shopping hysteria. *facepalm*
I wish they still had the stars rating system so I could give 5 stars to this video.
Yo, they got Ragnar rocking the guitar lmao...skolll!
Lmao😂😂😂
I came in my pants.
I've never listened to System of a Down, but they seem like a trashy garbage band.
You are not just wrong, you are stupid !
Always loved psycostick but stopped listening a few years ago and my recommendations just blessed me
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤘🤘🤘🤘
Hahaha!
I love It!!!!!!!!
lml
Omfg 😭😂😆
I wanna see Serj and Daron react to this
hahahaha this is great 💀💀💀💀💀
**Padoru padoru intensifies**
Accurate
God I love this band. they're so goofy
Oh shit it’s psychostick
If you guys came out with a Christmas Album, I’d totally buy it!
It’s that time again, brother
That - was awesome.
SOAD would love this
JINGLE!!!!!!
Brilliantly done
have some milk and cookies, guys ;)
I will play this song all this month
Perfect description of brainwash thanks Psychostick
If this is the only song you've heard by Psychostick, you are missing out on THE BEST PURE FUCKING METAL OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!
Beer is good and stuff.....boobityboobity boobs
Psychostick, I love you guys!!!
This is going straight on my Xmas playlist ;)
Actually is going on my Xmas Playlist
with other festive songs like ...
Happy Holidays, You Bastard by Blink 182
Awesome
OMG this is so incredibly funny. I bursted with laughter this morning in the office :D
I feel like you could have left in "brand new spankin' deals"
Dammit...
....this is
AWESOME.
(Subbed👍)
Spelled marathon wrong xD
My god! You just did a synopsis of Christmas time in this generation. It has to stop.
Ah tis the time for a YouTube Recommendations 👌🏻
Is this even harder with it's message??
Hahahaha!! Love it!
I'm so tempted to take the karaoke version of BYOB and make an edit with these words (strictly for personal use of course).
2016: no
2017: no
2018: nope not yet
2019: okay now I'll recommend this to you
Me 2 ^^
Two thousand and late
Right?? I can't believe I'm just now hearing this.
You waiting till you have to contribute?
You were not ready for this level of metal
How do I get this piped Into the bank instead of awful muzak.?
The gift from 2016 that keeps on giving. This is my new favorite Christmas song
As always...amazing job!!!
My first thought when starting this vid: Oh boy, why did I click this, this is gonna suck.
After 30 seconds: Hey this is actually pretty well done, and the guy sounds awesome too.
after another minute: *Headbangs*
AFter listening to it some more times: damn, this is kinda depressing
🤘🏻murdering for saaaaavings🤘🏻
LOL