Psychostick - My Clingy Girlfriend Lyrics






I met her one day at the grocery store
She had a jar of pickles and ingredients for smores
I said to her "Smores are sweet but I'm sweeter"
She laughed and said "Sure you are, make me a believer"
Oh smores

I met her later for a cup of coffee
Something strange about the way that she looked at me
I took her hand, pulled her close, then I kissed her
"Don't ever leave me" she said in a creepy whisper
Oh shit

My new clingy girlfriend, loves to text me all night
My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of
Women, my friends, my dog, my Xbox
All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend, no

A year goes by, and she moves in with me
My man cave is now pink and there are tampons under the sink
I had a drum set I played but she pawned it
At her friend's wedding, she reached for the bouquet and she caught it
Awkward

She spends her time looking at wedding dresses
Rings and cakes and flowers yeah, she's kind of obsessed
I think it's time to consider other options
'Cause I suspect that she's poking holes in the condoms
Need proof

My clingy girlfriend, loves to text me all night
My clingy girlfriend is jealous of all kinds of
Women, my friends, my dog, my Xbox
All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend, no

I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when
I told her "I'm not ready for this level of commitment"
She grabbed for a fork then stabbed me in the arm and
Began to pull my hair out while expressing her resentment

And then she told me she would murder my whole family, my coworkers and the girl
Who took my order that day at Wendy's then she set the house on fire
And ran screaming right outside and I felt guilty as the flames reflected off her teary eyes

So I took her back and now she won't let me have my car or my dog or my beer or my porn
My bathroom, my guitar, my pool table, my camera
My iPhone, my website, my Macbook Pro or my iPad
My vitamins or my coffee maker, the internet or my waffle iron
My tools, my washer dryer combo, riding lawnmower, my fuel filter or my PS3
Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life





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  1. C.... G....

    This is the song that introduced me to psychostick

  2. R.... M....

    At least sharron isnt like this

  3. E.... C....

    This song has cured my depression

  4. J.... B....

    Couldn't you just make people like this buy you things, though? I mean, sure, that's terrible, but...

  5. L.... ....

    What is this a cover of? Anyone? I will love you forever if you tell me.

  6. G.... A....

    That's why my friends...use prostitutes instead of a girlfriend.

  7. S.... W....

    😂😂😂

  8. H.... L....

    Excelent this deserves a standing ovation and round of beers

  9. P.... ....

    Karen took the fuckin sousaphone.

  10. N.... 1....

    You know you have a clingy girlfriend when you can't even play Xbox in Peace

  11. I.... J....

    Why did he move in with her though? How good was the booty?

  12. m.... ....

    I've had a clingy girlfriend before, but even she wasn't THAT level of insane. I have however had friends with girls with comparable levels of insanity. It was something else.

  13. T.... T....

    This song is about me.~

  14. T.... M....

    Sounds like you need to buy a gun

  15. A.... W....

    That's pretty depressing song

  16. T.... R....

    What's a girlfriend, I've never had one. 🤣🤣

  17. N.... W....

    2019.... married with two kids.... fuck

  18. M.... D....

    Ad for aaoinfo.org on 08FEB19 - Nice to see that the Google Ad Gods are actually putting ads on my play list - as long as the bands are getting ad revenue checks!

  19. M.... D....

    Ad for issacsandisaccs.com/commercials on 07FEB19 - If there was a lawfirm that embraced the Psychostick way for commericals, it is these guys.

  20. P.... C....

    I've heard this singer before in other bands. Who is he?

  21. Y.... �....

    THOT DETECTED!!!

  22. M.... F....

    never been so glad to be gay xD

  23. f.... ....

    A buddy of mine had a wife like this, once. She had him thrown in jail and she even set his house on fire.
    They're not married anymore.

  24. M.... R....

    a poke at opeth

  25. R.... ....

    I could totally relate to this song if I could totally ever get a girlfriend.

  26. m.... h....

    Second best band

  27. T.... D....

    What's a girlfriend?

  28. B.... V....

    Anyone remember dial up before adds became a thing?

  29. B.... V....

    *tic tok

  30. B.... V....

    Too tok impressionist suck aaaaaass!!!

  31. T.... L....

    Am i the only one who thought it was weird when he "needed proof"

  32. T.... M....

    I WANT MORE EVACUATE CHICAGO!!!

  33. L.... O....

    J'adore quelle accroche !!!!

  34. Y.... ....

    1:34 sounds lika a fart 😂😂

  35. P.... M....

    I first listened to this song about 2013/2014, and being a single man who could use a good girlfriend, I figured this kind of thing wouldn't bother me.

    WHY, OH WHY did I not heed the warnings of psychostick 2 years later when I got a clingy girlfriend?

    (We broke up, by the way. Actually, it was more like me running away.)

  36. A.... G....

    Literally my dad's relationship with his girlfriend right now...

  37. F.... S....

    I sang this in karaoke one day without lyrics and nailed the ending. There were several people there who knew this song surprisingly. Suffice it to say they were happy.

  38. C.... C....

    Why does he have a sousaphone

    C.... C....

    Mind your business.

  39. T.... H....

    See, this is just one of infinite reasons why I don't date

  40. T.... ....

    I feel like it was never meant to be

  41. T.... J....

    Me 😍😍😍

  42. G.... ....

    This must have made a lot of single guys happy.

  43. a.... w....

    So when Rob took "her" back, she stopped him from having 24 of his most prized possessions.

  44. v.... ....

    I know a guy with GF like that. He's lost. Sold everything he used to have fun with and married her within 6 months.

  45. J.... R....

    There are people who've been through mest up shit and can't help that they have fuckin separation anxiety which causes them to cling to other people so if you have a problem with people who are clingy THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL

    J.... R....

    Glad to finally hear from a phd who can psychoanalyze this fictional character based on a silly song. I've been to hell it's nice but humid.

  46. S.... d....

    This is amazing xD I've actually dated a girl like this xD lol

  47. L.... ....

    If you haven't had one of these, go out and get one so you have something in common with the rest of us lol

  48. �.... e....

    *OH SMORES*
    *BOY DO I LOVE SMORES*
    *MMMMM SMORES*
    *EUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  49. T.... B....

    thank you. i relate

  50. m.... 5....

    well then...

  51. H.... P....

    that pick up line dam you got game xD

  52. N.... G....

    This song is so damn good!!!! ;-) >:)

  53. R.... ....

    yandere problems? I'll happily make them... disappear...

  54. B.... ....

    OH...SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

  55. S.... G....

    we've all had ONE girlfriend like this, if you haven't. then you've only had one girlfriend

    S.... G....

    Straight up

    S.... G....

    Or are way too young

    S.... G....

    I'm not really into women. I like rings.

    S.... G....

    If you had a girlfriend.

    S.... G....

    It's sad truth.

  56. i.... ....

    "Now there is tampons under the sink" I CANT BREATHE

  57. m.... ....

    That whole song had me chuckling, but at that ending I just lost it.

    I'm still laughing. My face is starting to hurt. Send help.

  58. R.... G....

    Wow! A psychostick song that has a story...cool.

  59. Z.... C....

    mine used to claim porn, my friends, family... she tried to claim my gaming too but i was like u took everything im keeping this, dont like it fuck off. and later i broke up cos of the jealousy

  60. z.... w....

    what's this song a parody of

    z.... w....

    zach wacko nothing, it's original. but i guess it could be satire of "the perfect girl" type songs.

  61. T.... ....

    Listening to this, I am reminded I need to watch more Laina.

  62. m.... ....

    i respect them but they would be so popular if they wrote serious songs, theyve got talent

    m.... ....

    Being stupid is what makes them popular, they just wouldn't be the same

    m.... ....

    they re not stupid bro , you can realise that in their lyrics ,they re just....havin' fun :D

  63. A.... T....

    MY gf was clingy, then she lost interest cause she got allot of attention from allot of guys and suddenly I wasn't good enough anymore, plus her best friend(girl) told her to leave me!

    A.... T....

    I feel you man, happened to me 6 months ago

    A.... T....

    same, happened to me 4 months ago, it's called love addiction and it's an actual psychological condition.

  64. S.... ....

    This band is stupidly funny

    S.... ....

    Selina Mueller-Parker AMAZING

  65. X.... ....

    This is so Mary Morstan from the BBC Sherlock series. Someone should do a vid of her micromanaging poor John's existence and shooting Sherlock to this.

  66. e.... ....

    describes my girlfriend perfectly tbqh

  67. E.... H....

    jajaja I have a Clingy cat I can't pet my other cat cuz my Clingy cat SAID No only me.... HA HA!

  68. C.... S....

    HOLY CRAP this turned completely YANDERE...

  69. S.... ....

    ... he has a sousaphone....

    S.... ....

    What? You don't?

  70. w.... ....

    i think i love there guys so much cause they remind me of The Vandals and Tenacious D! (Tenacious D! has to be punctuated........EVERY TIME!)

  71. S.... L....

    am i the only one who thinks of yuki and yuno's relationship from marai nikki? xD

    S.... L....

    Same xDDD Like this literally applies perfectly!

    S.... L....

    @Uzumaki Sasuke ikr?? xD

  72. m.... F....

    SO I TOOK HER BACK AND SHE WOBT LET ME HAVE MY DICK

    m.... F....

    mikasa Forr lol wtf

    m.... F....

    It's what my mom does to every guy

  73. m.... F....

    3:17 WTF

  74. m.... F....

    whats wrong w/ my phone???

  75. m.... F....

    1:50 totaly relatable

  76. m.... F....

    1:50 totaly relatable

  77. E.... S....

    I love this too much. it's just awesome

    E.... S....

    Ed Stack I know its hilarios

  78. K.... H....

    ((What song is this a parody of?))

    K.... H....

    Good question

    K.... H....

    +Arthur Kirkland It's an original.

    K.... H....

    @mangaread123 ((No, it isn't... I've heard the exact same song with different lyrics and a slightly less metal ending.))

    K.... H....

    @Arthur Kirkland Sorry bud, but after extensive google searching, I have found it is not a parody of any song.

    K.... H....

    Are you maybe thinking of the Avenged Sevenfold song A Little Piece of Heaven? It's the best I can think of that might fit the tone of this song

  79. C.... ....

    its bad when you can actually relate to this song... help me...

  80. D.... W....

    that's how my girlfriend is now

  81. D.... W....

    that's how my girlfriend is now

  82. R.... R....

    This is what happens when the protagonist of Yandere Simulator gets her senpai.

    R.... R....

    Roselia Rothwell this is why I call this the Yandere Song

    R.... R....

    Ayano Aishi

    R.... R....

    But thats just a theory, a game theory

    R.... R....

    @Tord Larsson I like this guy's thinking

  83. T.... B....

    At this point... I'd stab my gurlfriend

  84. j.... ....

    you know its time to get rid of them when they go for the fuel filter.

  85. N.... ....

    This is why I'm not in a relationship.

    N.... ....

    I'm sure that's why

    N.... ....

    Numbskill because it's totally not because of your pasty white complexion or unhealthy fascination with Hentai

    N.... ....

    @Richie Lopez Are you my neighbor some shit?

    N.... ....

    Numbskill lol

  86. D.... ....

    Nothing to do with you, but I found this band and gee...

    D.... ....

    @BluberDuck Oh

    D.... ....

    +BluberDuck Is that the Duck from If my heart had wings?

    D.... ....

    @BluberDuck I love that VN, and that duck is sooo swaggy

  87. g.... h....

    So.......... Yandere?

  88. g.... m....

    What is this a parody of???

    g.... m....

    POTATOES

    g.... m....

    @***** No, I've heard the tune to that song before with different lyrics. I just couldn't remember where.

    g.... m....

    +Not a furry Nothing it's original

    g.... m....

    Have you found the inspiration? They do a lot of inspirations, but you have to know a lot of music to catch them all

  89. K.... ....

    Unofficially titled the Yandere Song by me and my friends

  90. I.... ....

    Overly Attached Girlfriend Theme

  91. T.... ....

    reminds me of my ex. kicked that crazy b*tch out last year. This song is full of nostalgia for me. lol

  92. M.... ....

    Oh Psychostick you should have known that gurl was cray cray when she took your waffle iron. It's clearly a red flag if ever I saw one!

  93. j.... ....

    I have no idea what it is about this song.... I LOVE THIS SONG.

  94. �.... �....

    You guys are the stevrn hewking of metal and the albert einstine of lyrics.

    P.s. sorry for english not native :(

    �.... �....

    Steven Hawking*
    ואתה חייב לשפר את האנגלית שלך....... ולשנות את השם משתמש לאנגלית.......

  95. D.... ....

    My cat is named Smores..... that was really weird lol

    D.... ....

    @SuperAwesomeWizard fancy meeting you here mr. wizard

    D.... ....

    @No Damned Usernames Left.
    actually I'm being serious ._. he even has his own fb page if you don't believe me.

    D.... ....

    @Disturbed95lp well im sure it would taste very nice

    D.... ....

    @BaalZann1 yeeees *-*

    D.... ....

    @BaalZann1
    QnQ

  96. B.... T....

    i listened that song after "sadface :(" and got quite a strange feeling

  97. T.... ....

    This is simply one of the most beautiful song I've ever heard

  98. U.... F....

    What song does this sound like??