Psychostick - Moving Day Lyrics
Move his stuff, move his stuff
Move his stuff, move his stuff
Staring at the wall, what have I committed to?
A sacred social pact, something you cannot undo
If I do not help you move then you won't help me move
You told us all to be here right at noon
Yet you are still packing and Guilty of betrayal #1:
We're working but you have been slacking
Up and down and up and down and up and down the stairs again
You hoard all your useless crap you refuse to donate to Goodwill
And I sacrifice my weekend to wading through your forsaken loot
I now descend down the stairs prone all alone in the spider basement
Up and down and up and down and up and down the stairs again
Up and down and up and down I wish that you were not my friend
What is all this pointless shit you kept
Ugly lobster tongs from your Uncle Jeff
Curse your box that's overstuffed
With textbooks you forgot exist
It's moving day! Nothing says "Thanks, buddy"
Like a $5 Little Caesar's Hot and Ready
It's moving day! Nothing gives life meaning
Like doing heavy lifting all day and sneezing
It's moving day! Nothing says commitment
Like the friend with the truck that couldn't make it
It's moving day! I just love getting splinters
Then whacking my shins before smashing my fingers
Move his stuff, move his stuff
There's more stuff, so much stuff
Flinch from that dog that barks every freakin' time you pass by it
And we disagree please tell me how do you move a goddamn plant
Drip on my head now it rains and I'm wet, the boxes are ripping
And spilling all your cables kneeling down, on the ground now my shoes are all squishy
DVI and VGA, S-Video and RCA
USB 1, 2, and 3, mini, micro, A and B
40-pin IDE, a wired mouse from '93
Broken parts you can't replace, ya better keep 'em just in case
Guilty of betrayal #2:
All the restaurants closed and it's too late for food
You disappeared 2 hours ago
Come back and now you smell like reefer
Dude, I'm about to beat you to death with this vacuum cleaner
It's moving day! So glad it's raining
I'm hauling your junk as you stand there complaining
It's moving day! Well, this is a treat!
The sun's gone down and there's nothing to eat!
It's moving day! Betrayal #3
You exaggerated how quick this would be
It's moving day! Havin' so much fun!
It's 1:00 am and we're still not done
Moving a couch
Moving a couch
Oh hold up a second, I'm losing my grip
Moving a couch, moving a couch
Ow, ow! You're crashing my hand
Moving a couch, moving a couch, we're moving a couch
Oh, let's stop for a second
Should we take the legs off?
Should we take the door off?
No no no, just tilt it a little that way
No, my right, not not your right
Tilt it up and twist it like... no
Cool, we put another hole in the wall
Well, kiss that deposit goodbye
Fuck that door, we didn't need it anyway
Break out the chainsaw, gonna cut it in half!
One love seat's now 2 recliners
I'll set all your stuff on fire
Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground
Furniture
Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground
Watch it burn
Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground
Old apartment
Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground
New apartment too
Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground
Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground
Burn it to the ground
Burn it to the ground, burn to the ground
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Psychostick Moving Day Comments
The opening really sounds similar to "Sad But True" by Metallica.
Fuck I love this song!, please do a music video, normal considerate people find this hilarious, I would die a happy man of an iq of 120 if you did a video🤘👍🏻
Please do a video to this
Don't be a hoarder. Just don't. It fucking ruins the lives of everyone you know.
Pretty relatable, yeah :D
its actually 1am right now lmao
I'm a manager for a moving company. 100% accurate
I’m laughing my ass off
Now I can't help but wonder; how *_DO_* you move a plant?
This song is quite ture. This song turned me into a Minimalist. moved last year and it was snowing... yep.
Were you trying to help Josh move?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT FURNITURE. Oh look a squirrel.
I'm moving today and I plan to have this on repeat. I hope my friends don't mind 😂
Fucking hate moving. I can relate to this
I've done it so many times.
I've moved enough to know this song is 100% accurate.
"Tilt it up and twist it, like... NO!" cracks me up EVERY time. Funny shit :DDD
The last minute and a half sounds a lot like Rage Against the Machine... if Rage was into destroying private property.
The spoken part sounds kinda like Corey Taylor.
Don't hate on the lobster tongs, they're not ugly, just different.
Great album about real life.
Wait, I got an advertisement for a moving company...
Ahhh the subtle truths of life
the8bitdrummer, played, this...
You should've had PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT in there
Oh god anything but the spider basement
Will help my brother move soon... And wish he wasn't my brother because of that :(
Yo whats up with the mastodon/gojira influence on this 😂😂😂
Cool vocal style
Sounds like the worst moving experience ever.
“Move this stuff” reminds me of Gor Gor from Gwar
This song is pure truth.
Just moved two weeks ago. Super relevant.
Vanessa Montz haha same here! I sent the song to everyone who helped me move xD
Me a week... so im lmao
This song is fucking rad.
This is why I don't have friends, its totally my choice and not me being terrible being awful at human interaction.
So slipknot
I just had to help my brother and his family move 2 days ago. They've known that they were moving for months and I thought I was just gonna go say bye the day they said they were gonna leave and I show up and half the house wasnt packed (Betrayal #1) and I literally helped them pack until 4am (Betrayal #2) just so I know they would be fucking gone later that day. I got there at 2:30pm and my sister in law believed we would be done by 10 (Betrayal #3!).
Psychostick thank you so much for posting this song so I can send this to them to show how fustrated I was about the situation and I'll see you guys on the 25th!!!
Best song on the album. I love this one.
Moving Day - the curse of owning a truck when your friends do not...
Jason Wilt
I can’t tell you how many times I moved my shit old car
The spider basement? Were you helping Vinny move?
Oh, I get it...
I think this is my favorite one on the album, so far.
So, do a show in Flint and I will buy even more of your stupid merch.
I'd move stuff for a 5-dollar hot-n-ready ^_^ I'm easy. Pay me with food.
Holy shit, that got dark. Good times.
Are you an adult human, living in the U.S.? Then do i have the album for you!
Its funny cause I am helping my sister move (I already moved a month ago). Ugh I've done too much packing and moving
I've changed addresses so many times. I know this all too well lol
This album is all about the common people.
Inspired by Bongwater Taffy/ The Vandals / Anthrax?
$5 Hot-N-Diarrhea is what I’ve been offered EVERY TIME a “friend” was moving...
So true...
I just moved and this was my attitude all day...
Wtf, planning to start moving my shit to my new apartment in a few hours and this pops up. Are you guys spying on me?
Greetings from Finland btw.
Fuck me in the oculars!!!!
How exciting, I am moving into a new apartment today
Blast this all day