Psychostick - Jolly Old Sadist Lyrics
Santa didn't keep his promise, so he's getting his cookies and milk NO MORE
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
With EMGs and a whammy bar
I don't know why thats so much to ask
I was good this year, but now I'm beatin some ass because
[Chorus]
Santa's a bastard 'cuz he wouldn't give me what I wanted for Christmas
Santa's an asshole 'cuz he didn't give me what I wrote on my wishlist
Santa's all shady 'cuz he won't deliver on the things that he promised
Santa's so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old sadist
LIES.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
With a stuardess named Angelina Jolie
But Santa has forsaken me
And I wanted just like every year
A new liver and a truck of beer
I've been so nice and real patient too
But Kris Kringle's got a lot of explaining to do because
[Chorus]
Santa brought a lot of socks
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Psychostick Jolly Old Sadist Comments
If i had the talent you had in your left toe , i'd be content for the rest of my days. I farking love you guys lol.
I just imagine some spoiled kid playing this while crying in his room on Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Cashmas.
Happy Fucking Xmas everybody!
Santa is an anagram for Satan
This is my new favorite Christmas song, thanks Psychostick!
"Dogs Like Socks" explained to us what ever happened to those socks...
Who does vocals at 1:40?
Likely Mike, their old bassist.
If you rewrite santa its satan
but also if you write satan in an other way you get santa XD
@clint de jong mind. blown!
Guess who recieves the letters from dislexic children.
baxkill THAT EXPLAINS WHY I HAD ONE HELL OF A CHRISTMAS LAST YEAR! LOL!!!!
I always love listening to this! =D
Slipknot rules \m/ and so does this band
Yeah they do!
Oh come on, you could have done a better closing...
I listen to this album religiously every Christmas season.
man socks are class there like the bast present you can get.
No!!! Santa has let me down! I shall turn my back on him and devote a portion of life to destroying Santa! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Dude, this is sick! I've been looking for good new hardcore music for some time now, and I found it by laughing my ass off to the sock loving dog video. Keep up the good work guys!
thats depressing. sorry about your dog.
I think your dog stole it.
2:40 BUT DOGS LOVE SUCKS!!
It'd be AWESOME if you did music videos for your songs
Said no one ever.
Screw you Santa, you never gave me a taco! I answered his question and waited til the holidays to ask for one!
I am not stupid. And its called an opinion.
I'm sorry Stanta abandoned you.
this song. and this music. SUCKS
Not half as bad as your attempt at a put down gumbi.
This is actually, like, a million times funnier on Christmas.
Love how you guys are still active \m/
A truck of beer...
My mom: What the fuck are you listening to?
Me: It's Psychostick mom!!!
reminds me of Crash Course in Brain Surgery
One year we left a bunch of cookies and milk for Santa. During the night our terrier, Pooky ate all the cookies and ripped open and ate the milk chocolate and chocolate covered cherries. Our vet later said he went into an epileptic seizure and died. We got up Christmas morning to our dog dead, lying under the tree with his tongue hanging out and eyes still open. He also left diarrhea on the couch. Don't give chocolate to dogs. Merry Christmas.
Santa is a liar
Fuck you SANTA you never got me those socks I wanted.
the ending made me cry. this is so emotional :'(
LIES!
lol
Another Epic classic from you! Love it thanks for the official upload.
Just what i needed to awake my aging neighbor before i go to work! Perfect timing! :D