Psychostick - It's Just A Movie, Stupid Lyrics



She was all alone in this imperfect world
And was very, very lonely
Nobody really understood just how she felt
Till one day she slipped on a banana peel

Then there he was, he picked her up
And asked her, "Hey, are you okay?"
He was tall and dark, and strong and kind
And sensitive with washboard abs, and it was

Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen

Knights in shining armor haven't been around since the middle ages
No one will love you till you've gotten through all your depression stages

Pull your head out of your ass, and go hit the stairmaster
Learn to paint, or take some yoga
'Cause your life is not a complete disaster

He's been friends with her since they were five
But she's in love with some other guy
He tried to get her to feel the same way about him
But she hasn't come around yet

Her boyfriend then cheated on her with
A cheerleader and seventeen strippers
Her best friend said she's too good for him
What she needs is probably right in front of her

She began to think 'bout the guy who was always there for her
And realized they were meant for each other
She looked for him, but his car broke down
So he's all alone walking in the rain
She runs after him, as she calls his name, and it was

Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen

Five bucks says that she totally wouldn't taken back the guy that cheated on her
The notion of him ever getting out of the friend-zone is absurd

Pull your head out of your ass, get a life or something
Make some friends, and chase your dreams
'Cause you won't get chicks with your low self esteem

She walked into a party looking beautiful
He couldn't look away
There eyes met, and it was love at first

Bullshit
Bullshit
That would never happen

Romeo and Juliet is a fairy tale and nothing more
You've gotta go around and date a bunch of duds before you finally score

Pull your head out of your ass
There's no perfect soulmate
Let it go, 'cause movies are
Just a place to go on an average date

Pull your head out of your ass
Embrace the disappointment
Pull your head out of your ass
'Cause that movie romance is all bullshit




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Psychostick It's Just A Movie, Stupid Comments
  1. Thertane stajia

    This the most inspirational song about romance i've ever heard.

  2. Artyom Saveli

    The beginning sounds like the start of a Blink-182 song.



    That's why I start laughing once the chorus hits.

  3. Phill Simmer

    Jokes on you! I already know how to paint.

  4. Esme Marion

    I like how nobody comments that this is a parody of Mr Brightside pfft

  5. Esme Marion

    I feel personality attacked because I love stories with these tropes pffft

  6. Wiard Zijlstra

    I know it's a comedic song but I think the romantic parts are musically beautiful

  7. instantbadass

    Had to relisten to the song because after the first BULLSHIT i could not stop laughing.

  8. ja H

    This song saved my life. You're a legend, mate!

  9. Mark Murex

    This is actually pretty good.

  10. LongFellowJinx

    @Psychostick
    Really? No PS1, PS2 and nintendo stuff?
    Weak.

  11. Chris Christian

    Okay it may be the beer but I actually LOL on this one

  12. Liam Funnyman

    IT IS COMPLETELY POSSIBLE! IT! COULD! HAPPEN! IF YOU WOULD JUST *OPEN UP YOUR MIND,* YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SIMILAR SITUATIONS PROBABLY HAPPEN ALL THE TIME! NOT NECESSARILY IN AMERICA, BUT IT HAS HAPPENED IN THE WORLD AT SOME POINT! NOT ONLY THAT, YOU ARE RUINING THE FUN!!!!!! THAT'S IT, I'M NEVER LISTENING TO ANY OF YOUR MUSIC AGAIN UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR BEING COMPLETE AND TOTAL DREAMCRUSHERS!!!!! YOU CLOSED-MINDED DEGENERATE BAGS OF SLIME! *huff, huff, huff, huff* Sorry. Just had to get all that out of my system. But seriously, I would have loved to hear the rest of those stories before you so rudely interrupted them.

    Atrumoris

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrPK-vrKGs4

    Such a lost little gamin. Sad.

  13. nicole swanbeck

    omg. i die laughing every time.

  14. Man de Gaturiss

    this song reminds me Just Like Heaven by Dinosaur Jr, love both so much

  15. Josephine Keller

    First two bullshits got me my jaw dropped lmfao

  16. Amelia

    What is this a cover of a load of your songs are covers

    Psychostick

    Original. Our few covers/parodies are labeled.

  17. FAComega

    when someone talks about the Black Panther movie

  18. Dead Walker

    I now go to the church of Psycostick....thank you for your wisdom....It seems you have a song addressing every problem I'm having or had or know someone who is....Preach on my brothers!

  19. Michael Sawyer

    I love these guys. I mean hate them. I mean BULLSHIT

  20. Dany Cuatlayol

    Fuck!
    The combination of feelings are so fuckin' sweet and brutal.

  21. Anelisa Huff

    What a masterpiece.

  22. MaxMadV8

    I remember showing this to me ex. She thout I was being cute till "BUllSHIT" haha funny memories

  23. Phillip Clark

    *starts off all pop punk sounding*
    eh this honestly isn't too bad. *bullshit! bullshit! that would never happen*
    never expected for the music to take such a drastic turn. 😂

  24. Conmotus

    This song is the essence of metal music , by capturing the main message i often notice in most music of the genra. "pull your head out of your ass "

  25. CHEF

    Advice taken.

  26. Rocio Peña

    🙊👌💙

  27. Rhiannon Pardee

    "pull your head out of your ass, go hit the stairmaster. learn to paint or take some yoga cause your life isn't a complete disaster."
    the most uplifting lyrics when depression hits. thank you psychostick. :) it helps me pull my head out of my ass.

  28. Mr. Onay

    Does anime count?

  29. IoST

    The beginning sounds like something I've heard before, is it a direct parody of something?

  30. Whispered Metsutan

    This song was fucking bullshit-ty awesome.

  31. Abyssilicious

    BEst song ever.

  32. efadfa3

    I prefer having my head in my ass, reality sucks.

  33. Richard Houle

    There needs to be karoake of this song.

  34. Nicky Jantz

    oh fuck a donkey this is my g/f's youtube I'm A A R O N and I spells good

  35. Nicky Jantz

    fucking brilliant :) oh it's almost time to drink some beer.....

  36. Simon Tobin

    Is it weird that I learned from this?

  37. Dave Chrome

    This is actually quite inspiring...

  38. Kenny Crimson

    OH MY GOD! THIS SONG NEEDS TO BE BLARED FROM MASSIVE SPEAKERS AND SUB TO ALL OF MY SIBLINGS WHILE THEY SLEEP!

  39. MetalSmasherGaming

    I want to do this song for Karaoke night one time with my best friend on the clean parts and me on the "BULLSHIT!" parts.

    Also, I feel like James Rolfe should do a video about this subject. "You know what's BULLLLSHIT?! Movie romance."

    jokingskull

    THEY COLABED!!!

  40. Bill Cowart

    The beginning sounded like Pearl Harbor Sucked by Trey Parker from Team America World Police. I worked on that movie.

    Damion W

    Bill Cowart that’s actually really cool, what did you do? And did you meet them?

  41. Marcos Scherer

    I almost wish this song was called something else so that it would be more of a surprise to my friends when I showed this to them lol
    \

  42. PendragonQueen09 Covers/Art

    I'll take it to heart, thanks :3

  43. SocialDistortion83

    Hahahaha!!!

  44. TrulyHopeless

    Other things to note:
    1. If your relationship seemed perfect but a sudden misunderstanding comes around that causes you to break up with the other person without even trying to talk things out, don't expect him/her to immediately welcome you back (especially not with a kiss) when you realize what an idiot you were for not giving him/her a chance.
    2. YOU CAN NEVER CHANGE THE BAD BOY, ESPECIALLY IF WHAT HE DOES IS ILLEGAL OR DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THAT.

    Sterling White

    +HopelessRomantic999 Same goes for bad women, as I've experienced.

    Fierce Deity

    2 Applies to just humans in general. Overall, they are just a bunch of lowlife scumbags that don't deserve a second chance. They see respect as something that they are entitled to. But no, respect and honor are earned, not given.

  45. Green Man

    when ever I'm in a bad mood, this dose of reality really helps me out

  46. Tall Dwarf

    Oh Psychostick, I remember when I first discovered you 10-ish years ago. It was love at first BULL-SHIT!

  47. Rob King

    This is my life's anthem.

  48. Astra Cobalt

    STOP MAKING ME BE REALISTIC

  49. Erika Tratnjek

    I post this song to every "depressed, no one will ever love me" guy I know who posts shit about how they're super lonely.

    LokiWoof

    +Erika Terwilliger Post it to me then

    Forfeir Schnitzel

    +Erika Terwilliger Sounds like me, but hey, atleast I don't complain about it to everyone

    Hugø Gøjibiter irønfist

    +Forfeir Schnitzel you kinda just did

    Forfeir Schnitzel

    @Gojibiter: The dilophosaurus Mmm, I guess you're right

    ja H

    Wow! Good for you! Way to kick em' when they are down! You're one cool cat!

  50. Mr. Giggles

    STOP MAKING ME THINK REALISTICALLY!!

  51. Toph Ton

    21 years of deep depression... Gone in a bloody song.
    Psychostick saved my life again.

    Goreverse

    What is ΑΡΞ

  52. Crispy Johnson

    I love how catchy this song is.

  53. FTAiden

    its funny how everything is true

  54. Razeluxe01

    This is a surprisingly inspirational song.

  55. IanOHara

    Ohh im so using this on my podcast

  56. Gina PT

    actually crying with laughter. best video ive seen in a while! thank you lol x

  57. Black The Nerevarine

    Actually I found my perfect soul mate. But of course we argue abit once in a while. No relationship. Family, friends, bf or gf. Goes without desigreeing something, you just gotta find out how to solve it and come to an agreement. Buts it's rare we do and never alot like, extreme or anything. So it is in a way possible, but it's rare. To find the right person, you have to be the right one yourself. :-) Also be confident and get out ffs! You won't find anyone just sitting and fapping.

    boekie98

    But if I get out my anime wifu is going to miss me xD jk jk

  58. Jay (OTT)

    As much as the song speaks great truth... five bucks says you're on.  A woman would have to be pretty butt fuck retarded to take back a man who cheated on her with 18 other women at once.

    Maybe I'm overestimating human intelligence though.  Wouldn't be the first time...

    Bruce Campbell

    Trust me, You are most definitely overestimating Human Intelligence. The average IQ of a human is -9000. 

    Moon Moon

    @Bruce Campbell but..... that's under 9000!!!!!!!

    salim albitar

    @Bruce Campbell it's over 9000 :D

    Zachary Galloway

    You lost that 5 bucks.

  59. Guess Whocifer

    I like happy endings. Comeback Stories...

  60. rasenferno

    this song is so full of truth it should be put in the miranda rights

  61. demonhunter02

    I just discovered this band today by Pandora. This band is fucking awesome!!

  62. Three Sixteen

    You know, as crazy as this song is, it's actually some really good advice. I feel like young people need to have this little slap in the face nowadays more than ever.

  63. WarMasterX6

    I want to like it...but I cant...it just had to be the right number...X3

  64. Eric Kulp

    Epic ballad to self motivation!

  65. Vijfhoek

    **clap clap**

  66. smoogirl

    I write and read fanfiction while listening to this, haha.

  67. anthony broyles

    Tell it like it is, bro

  68. Geo Max

    I feel like all posters on r/redpill should be forced to listen to this song.

  69. Brandon K.

    I made it out of the friend zone. Only thing I can really disagree with this song about, the rest is totally accurate, but I'd never admit it to my girlfriend lmfao.

  70. TheLycanfr3ak

    Amazing... I am blown away :D :D

  71. Cleaveage Tenshi

    Aw man, makes me crack every time.

  72. Chris Tinacan

    I think I have a new favourite song.

  73. Captain Obvious

    anime in a nutshell XD

  74. Psychostick

    Music Monday! Don't believe everything you see in Romantic Comedies.

    foreigntsuka r

    @*****
    Please join the church. We spend all day screaming increasing our power and say our attacks before initiating them.

    The Raddest Chad

    @Psychostick B-but...forced dialogue and quirky romances are all that keep me going anymore! Well, that and meth. Okay...just meth.

    Ryan Smaletz

    thank you for makeing this magnificent song! I almost died laughing after verse 1

    Jimmy Joman

    Psychostick yea, all of those movies are BULLSHIT!

    Ian Joseph

    Psychostick you guys are epic

  75. James Sweet

    So, I heard this song while listening to Mindless Self Indulgence on a non-premium Spotify account, so it plays suggested songs intermixed with the stuff you want.  It had just played an AFI song, which I almost skipped because... yeah...  then this song came on, and during the first verse I was long, "Holy shit, this playlist really went off the rails fast."  Then the chorus came on, and I totally LOL'd.

  76. Vriege

    Seems like the most perfect song ever

  77. tim Mather

    Actually this kind of stuff actually happened to me. It can happen but only every 60 years or so to a few people

  78. Jan Pretorius

    BULLSHIT, lol

  79. ZaBuKra

    I really like how they start out like faggy soft music and then suddenly "BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT!" best twist ever!

    ZaBuKra

    @Matheus Meurer Indeed we do...

    Crazy Luigi

    *BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!!*

    efadfa3

    "faggy"

    *why*

    Saigo Hoshizora

    Two years buddy, two years

    Immortal Natives

    You should join The Dumb on Facebook

  80. Allan Crespilho

    I know this isn't a parody, but it sounds SO FAMILIAR!

  81. thisguythatgame

    Sounds like a fast version of "American Dream" by Cold except for the Chorus. lol

  82. Aiden Flores

    GET A LIFE OR SOMETHING!!!!LOL!!!!!!

  83. Lýn

    that escalated quickly!! :D shit this song is so awesome!

  84. Thomas Barnes

    Wow much bull shit such never happen very depressing wow

    ZaBuKra

    DOGE! WOW!

    Geo Max

    Wow such doge

    Mello Valentin Keehl

    Either you're the real Doge, I'm fucking high right now or I seriously need my chocolate. XD

    Crazy Luigi

    Ah, no more Doge...

    Mello Valentin Keehl

    STAHP HATIN', BRO.

  85. Judith Leiva

    I love this song XD

  86. Dylan Humphrey

    For as cynical as this song is...it has a great moral to it.

  87. Xxx

    omg I fucking love this

  88. Aishling Murphy

    This is legit one of the best things I have ever heard

  89. MrMisterBrony

    cheated her with a cheerleader and seventeen strippers

  90. Debbie_Destruction

    I LOVE THIS. I WILL SEND A COPY OF THIS SONG TO EVERY YOUNG ADULT AUTHOR OUT THERE. STOP. CREATING. UNREALISTIC. CHARACTERS!

    twin Armageddons

    It's been five years, have you completed your mission?

    Skitzo Jason

    @twin Armageddons I want to know too

  91. Glen the Frog Network

    i dedicate this song to some girls i know, she watches to many of these movies

  92. Icantdecided

    My sister thought that this song sounded like another one. It's called Back on the Chain Gang by the Pretenders. What do you think?
    The Pretenders - Back On The Chain Gang HQ Music

  93. passh123

    this song is strangely inspirational

  94. Bl4ckP0150n

    0:39 boy that escalated quickly!

  95. Anita W

    My guess is they drew inspiration from some source or another, but other than that I think it's original.

  96. Icantfindanamewtf

    PURE WISDOM.

  97. Gadi K

    The Klingon Empire approves.

  98. ShePlaysIt

    hahahaha gawd I love psychostick so fucking much! XD