Psychostick - Girl Directions Lyrics



Girl directions!
Girl directions!

Ok, so this is how you get here.
You're gonna wanna take the 202... to the 101.... north.
Don't get on the 60 though because then you're totally going to be going the wrong way.

Girl directions!
Girl directions!

So, you're gonna wanna get off on Exit Coleman-Fowl, ah, er, no wait, that's at McEllo...
It's a, it's a Mc-something.
And then you make suuure that you stay to the left while you're turning right
cause you're gonna need to go left right after you turn...
oh, wait, hold on that's my other line.

GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
JUST GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH!
GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
I'M USING A GPS!

Girl directions!
Girl directions!

Ok, I'm back
Anyways, so just keep on going straight
You're gonna pass a Taco Bell, you're gonna go up this little hill thingy...
No wait! Do you know where the Bed, Bath & Beyond is?

Girl directions!
Girl directions!

Ashley, what's the name of the street right after the Bed, Bath & Beyond? Ashley!
Ugh, ok, you know what
Just turn right after the church, jesus, place and...
Look for a house with a really big tree in the yard,
like seriously the biggest tree you've ever seen,
go past that and then it's the house with the blue sedan, family-looking car,
you can't miss it.

GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
JUST GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS YOU BITCH!
GIMME THE FUCKING ADDRESS!
I'M USING A GPS!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TURN RIGHT WHILE I'M GOING LEFT?!?
YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE SHIT!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT?!?
YOUR DIRECTIONS ARE BED, BATH & BEYOND... COMPREHENSION....FUCK!!!
AHHHH!!!




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Psychostick Girl Directions Comments
  1. sydneycelentano

    😂❤

  2. Blain Gunter

    *Five minutes ago*
    Me: can pick it up now
    Her: okay I'm at work right now, I have it here
    Me: where to?
    Her: On Rosedale highway..
    Me: .... ok is there a business name or address?
    Her: it's by the place with the recycling and homeless
    OH MY GOD GIVE ME THE FUCKING ADDRESS

  3. legalize homicide

    I suck at directions

  4. のらねこ

    Was that a Motorola RAZR?

  5. Rusty Undercarriage

    Fat ppl include more restaurants in their directions.

  6. Sçøtt Sállëy

    My cousin is this way, it's great because she has a sister just like her in navigation skills and she listens to the same conversation on speaker phone and then after I get off I just cut my GPS on and put the address in and I'm there shorter usually than it would take if I had listened to them.

  7. kitkat 2018

    My man be like ^

    😂😂😭😭

  8. weston malone

    My first experience driving in Phoenix.....

  9. jffry890

    Wow I didn't even know his fat ass was capable of running. Women make men do the craziest shit.

    Psychostick

    He was running towards nachos

  10. cometdust

    Look for a house with a really big tree in the yard

  11. Axel Wissman

    Too true

  12. Jordan Payne

    Is just me or does this sound like hatebreed?

  13. TheVoiceOfTruth

    it's my fucking mother giving directions

  14. Tim Falardeau

    It was better than cats... I'll listen again and again....

  15. SpiderMonkey

    Sadly, this is too accurate to be offended at...

  16. Painkiller488 X

    So this is kinda Primus+ screams?!

  17. Reaganomics

    Did these guys retire I used to love them soooooo much

    Psychostick

    No we still make noises and yell things sometimes.

  18. Jared Cash Hixenbaugh

    Lmao representing AZ directions!! Even in a grid state like Arizona chicks seem to fuck it al up! This is awesome

  19. Dindu Muffin

    10 years later and girl directions are STILL bad.

  20. Mike C

    This is how I feel every time I get stupid directions....just give me the fucking adress.

  21. Bucko Z33

    I thought that was 4 of them

  22. asd

    I'm here from Flash Flash Revolution....... lmao

  23. leftjabrighthook

    Why is this not played on top 40 radio? It should hold all top 100 spots.

  24. MacBookPro Tech

    Did that one guy make it?

  25. xtlm

    I want to know if this has ever been preformed live. With a live woman talking.

  26. - The1trueharf -

    hahaha Playing this on Flash Flash Revolution which is an online rhythm game was so funny but it's so hard.

  27. JeanClodVanShot

    Remember when such stuff wasn't offensive? Those were the days...

  28. molly rancher blue raspberry

    After almost 10 years, I've finally figured out the general area. It's somewhere who fucking knows in east Scottsdale, AZ.
    And my guy, I'm from Mesa. Like WTF is this shit....

  29. Gacha Candy Girl

    Your directions are bed bath and beyond comprehension FUCK XD

  30. Sliferslacker21

    This is happening to me right now. And now I'm lost.

  31. bubbasdragon

    Even though it was a joke, her directions gave me cancer

  32. dickcheese663

    Do I detect a micro aggression ?

  33. Brad Mclean

    Get a fucking clue, Ashley!!

  34. James Sawchuk

    How I feel every time a girl gives me directions. GPS for life!

  35. Black Dragon Biker TV

    One of my subscribers pointed this video out as a perfect example of what I was going through at time 17:03 in my video!!! It is absolutely a perfect example of what I was going through!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8siDX9XX1w&lc=z23wctwwrpreg5jl3acdp433pshmjvqkop0a4nwtpltw03c010c

  36. Black Dragon Biker TV

    I so enjoyed this music video. Drums in the back of the van ... PRICELESS!!!! Reminds me of my young band days LOL.

  37. GlassBoxofDeath

    I've been a fan of Psychostick for like 8 fuckin years and I just now found this music video, like what the hell is wrong with me.


    And of course it's hilarious because Psychostick is always hilarious.

  38. Matt

    TACO REFERENCES!

  39. molly rancher blue raspberry

    Man, I just realized for an area that only uses like three freeways, the phoenix metro area is pretty damn complicated...

  40. vincentmuyo

    Bloody Americans can't give directions. (As a Swede I have never had this occur to me or anyone I've ever known. Obviously Americans need feminism so they stop hurting themselves with stupidity)

  41. DriZnK

    Is that a tsunami? Oh gawd... THE FEMINISTS ARE COMING

  42. Jesse Garza

    This song is so fucking lame. Their faces are annoying and punchable as fuck. Some of the lamest white guy shit ever made.

    Psychostick

    +Jesse Garza Please address all complaints to our customer service department.

  43. Chris Lisznaski

    GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' ADDRESS!!!! JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' ADDRESS YOU BITCH!!! GIVE ME THE FUCKIN' ADDRESS!!! I'M USING A GPS!!!

  44. Brittany Wilson

    use google maps god damn

  45. Lammet

    too little views dude

  46. The OTHER Sarah WITH the H

    This iz my fucking jam yo

  47. Metal Never Dies!

    What the fuck do you mean turn right while I'm going left!!!!

  48. yyz

    Every time my older sister starts giving me directions I feel my blood pressure rising. I've got a pickup and today she calls me and wants me to come to the mattress store and pick up a mattress set. She tells me that she's got to be somewhere at 3:00. "Then why the fuck are you calling me at 1:30, is this some kind of last minute emergency mattress purchase?" It's a minimum 45 minute drive with no traffic if you're lucky. She wonders why oftentimes, I just don't answer her calls.

    She told me to take a certain highway "like you're going to my house" and I said "but that highway takes me away from your house, like, in the opposite direction". Then she tells me to get on the toll road which is on the other end of the city, and I say "why am I going to the airport'? Then I ask her "if I'm going toward your house shouldn't I take this highway instead"? She says "yeah, whatever, when you get near this exit start looking for a bunch of furniture stores".

    I get near that exit and I don't see any furniture stores, but I see a Bed Bath and Beyond so I know I'm fucked, like I didn't know that when I left my driveway. She tells me to take a right then another right and then "turn back around like you're going the other direction' and vaguely mentions something that sounds like a frontage road. I take the rights but "turning back around" doesn't make any fucking sense.

    I think " this is where she fucks me up". There's nothing but housing developments and no sign of a frontage road or any fucking furniture stores so I just keep driving for lack of anything better to do. Eventually I catch a glimpse of a Mattress Warehouse store off in the distance to my right and make my way over to it. This has got to be the place. Park my truck, get out, light up a smoke. In exacerbation, I wait and call her phone to no avail. Bitch does this to me every fucking time. Eventually, six figure earning nut job arrives and the chores ensue.

    Every time a woman gives me directions I come home, turn up my speakers to eleven and play this song. JUST GIVE THE FUCKING ADDRESS, I'M USING A GPS. She does this every time, if she wasn't my sister I'd tell her to go eat a jumbo size bag of dicks. Bitch routinely drives me crazy, I still love her though. She's my big sis, but the woman gives some fucked up directions.

    AtaySgrt

    yyz that was fun to read

    Aveture

    Did you ever introduce your sister to this song?

    yyz

    @AtaySgrt Thanks bud, I aim to please! Unfortunately it's 100% accurate!

  49. Shame

    That bass line is pretty sexy.

  50. John Smith

    This is fucking outstanding.

  51. Skai

    That bass though... <3

  52. Aaron Stever

    Why is Alex playing on a hi-hat on the parts when he's playing on a ride? I thought he knew better. I thought he would use his smart license.




    I'm joking, btw

    Psychostick

    +Aaron Stever Ride couldn't fit in the van.

  53. Kyle Reese

    Mesa/Phoenix area.

  54. anjirutaru

    this song nearly got me and my at the time GF, now wife, into a fight

  55. Graham Kristensen

    GRILLED ERECTIONS! GRILLED ERECTIONS!

    leroy shankins

    Graham Kristensen Only the tastiest directions may apply.

  56. yyz

    I had to come and listen to this after my sister couldn't give me directions to her house. She always refuses to give me an address, but insists on giving fucked up directions. FML.

  57. Hunter Paulos

    bed bath and beyond comprehension xD made me laugh so hard.

    Alison Dye

    Hunter Paulos Best part of the song

  58. Maile Collier

    holy fuck I feel old.

  59. violaspice07

    I know where the 101, the 202, the 60, McDowell, and McKellips all are. I used to live in Phoenix, Tempe, and Mesa, AZ. lol

    Brian Sipe

    That's great and all, but why didn't you just give him the address? ;)

    violaspice07

    He never said who's house she was at. lol Besides, I didn't know those two gals. lolz

  60. Liber Nox

    This message approved by Donald Trump.

    DrunkSnowWhite

    Liber Nox but this message is actually realistic

  61. Esme Marion

    I can relate :P

    lakamokolaka

    How can you relate? I drive and you don't rosie XD

    Esme Marion

    @lakamokolaka I can dream XD

    lakamokolaka

    @ArtificialCabbage
    Your dream dies here women, because I have a license XD

  62. Cory Knight

    I can understand this girls directions! it's for sure the phoenix area in arizona, if I'm not mistaken, east mesa where I live!

  63. Alex Rinaldi

    oh ho ha ha its funny becuase women cant give directions haha ohhh

  64. nuke mecca

    back when they had a rhythm guitarist...and a different bassist I believe? wow this is old lol

  65. beanis421

    Henceforth I will be referring to all churches as "Church Jesus Place"

  66. Harvey Barnes

    the biggest problem

  67. Curtis Newman

    You need to play at the Black Cat in D.C.

  68. pat marshall

    this is incredible

  69. MetalSkeleton56

    So true

  70. thegunduz

    I love this guys

  71. Naveek Darkroom

    Where's the gender flipped version?

    bbz232

    It would just be one lyric, the street address.

    Brook Jolley

    you mean where someone texts the address and they use the GPS and get there?

  72. Cuntorious Maximus

    So nostalgic.

  73. BLACKTACULA97

    You guys are fucking legit been listening since elementary.

  74. Wyatt Snyder

    finally watching these on youtube after listening to them in middle school

    Psychostick

    +Wyatt Snyder about time!

    Bendy Plush

    Psychostick please respond please respond please respond

    Frank Perrotto

    Psychostick

  75. El Burrito

    Thanks Maddox

  76. erikhicks07

    came here from The Biggest Problem In The Unverse (.com) - wicked video, couldn't say it better

  77. Thiss is Awesome

    Cool Terror Tractor shirt.

  78. The Haunted Review

    I don't know how many times my coworkers have given me these types of directions. I'm a woman, just give me the fucking address.

    Nockepo

    GIVE ME THE FUCKING ADRESS YOU IDIOTS!!

  79. Matt Mendoza

    Maddox brought me here. Good vid.

  80. CTyler7

    I've got a stats for you.

    Thuto Molefi

    More like "I've got a directions for you"

  81. Phuck Googles

    I know right it's awesome!!

  82. Stew Bedazzle

    That drummer looks like one of the replacement cory and trevors from TPB.

    Tender Tuna

    +Stew Bedazzle The pirate Bay?

    Kid Chronic

    +Tender Tuna Trailer park boys, the best show ever made

  83. ITr1ckst3rI

    I could tell that this was released in 09 because there isnt a bunch of trigger happy feminists downvoting the video ;D

    Dont kill me

    John Sheppard

    *Fempire

    CooLow

    Also, look at his cell phone! And he has to use a standalone GPS!!

    EscapdMentalMike

    Yeah cuz there were no feminists before 2009.. thankfully

    R A T C H E T

    ^there were no new-age feminazis, but there had been some kind of valid feminism in the past.

    fortj3

    @R A T C H E T There were plenty of feminazis before them. I remember them from the 1990s. Besides, there is no such thing as valid feminism.

  84. Patricia Fallis

    lol makes me laugh every time

  85. TVlord5

    That fucking bass....

  86. Komentatorka

    I don't know how im in this place, BUT IS SO FCKN NICE!!! Now im understand peoples who like metalica :V

  87. Roque Pereira da Silva Junior

    #mamonasassassinas

  88. Apple Bag

    must be from Arizona lol , I know those streets haha

    facts about ur mum

    +Psychostick The sad thing is that I live in Tempe and it took me the better part of a decade to realize this. Hell, McDowell runs like, right past my neighborhood. All the McSomethings do. I'm just slow. :3

    MrKilleverything

    +Apple Bag Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, I use to live in the Phoenix area.

    Jorgi Costava

    +Psychostick Hang on--how did you start in Arizona and wind up in Chicago? Did a girl give you directions or something?

    Prowl

    The girl must be Apple Maps

  89. zazakoolaid

    I laugh every time Anthony gets hit by the van.

  90. Bloo96channel2

    You know you live in Arizona when you know half those roads. XD

  91. Helmut Kool

    No way in hell they are gonna pass that Taco Bell!

  92. MagicalBamboo

    0:26 drummer dropped his drumstick

  93. Jean-Paul Santiago

    Your directions are Bed Bath and Beyond comprehension! FUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!




    I feel you.

  94. Davey Jones

    This wins the internet forever.

  95. jimischild13

    now thats some funny shit  lol well played  \m/