Psychostick - Adulting Lyrics






I don't wanna adult today
Things to fix, bills to pay
I just want to stay in bed
Play video games, but instead
I gotta get up, go to work
Put on my pants, iron my shirt
Warm up my car, did I get gas?
Sit in traffic, this jerk won't let me pass

I've had enough adulting
No more being grown up for me
Let the bills pile up to the ceiling (in PJs)
Playing Super Mario 3

No

I can't do that, I gotta do the thing
But I don't wanna do the thing!
But you gotta do the thing!
I'm not gonna do the thing!

Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me
Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery

I don't wanna do stuff
Doing stuff is stupid
A meaningless existence:
Doing stuff to live to have to do more stuff

You must renew your license plate, utilities need to be paid
Stop
I need a break from the stress, taxes overdue
Car needs an emissions test
I can't take it anymore!
Filthy bathroom floor, and I gotta go to the store

Going to the store is such a bore
Paying bills has no thrills
Putting on pants is a torturous dance
Being an adult is the worst kind of cult

I'm done with adulting
No more being grown up for me
I'm gonna call off work, third day in a row
Eating chicken strips, playing Battletoads
I'm done with adulting
No more responsibility
I'm out of food and money
But I gotta finish season 3

And they fired me. I gotta find a job
I don't wanna get a job! But you gotta get a job!
I don't want another job! Spruce up your resume!
I hate job hunting! Shave your beard! No!

Adulting is suffering and suffering is not for me
Adulting has got to be the purest form of misery

I don't wanna job hunt
Job hunting is stupid
A meaningless existence:
Work a job to live to have to work a job

I refuse to get a job, or do adulting stuff
I'd rather erect a couch cushion fortress.
Have a staring contest with my cat, Sergeant Snuggles
Rewatch all 121 episodes of Lost (still don't get it)
Fall asleep with the lights on
Eat Ramen straight out of the pack
Let the dishes attract fruit flies
Make a Youtube page for Sergeant Snuggles

Look Sergeant Snuggles, a comment
Meow!
Why are you making videos of your cat?
Aren't you unemployed?

I've had it. Don't you dare judge me
Been told since birth to follow my dreams
You're looking at it. I'm living the dream
The lifetime pursuit of absolutely nothing

The pursuit of nothing
The pursuit of nothing

I don't wanna human today
No more brushing teeth, let them decay
Haven't showered in over a week
I don't even wanna think
Just leave me here in bed
Pull the covers over my head
Let the world think I'm dead
Cause I'm gonna... [*snore*]

I'm finished with adulting
No more being grown up for me
Sergeant Snuggles' Youtube page
Has a billion views, so I'm getting paid
Give up on adulting
You just gotta follow your dreams
Don't need a job or any skills
When your kitty cat can pay the bills

Sergeant Snuggles
Passive income





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  1. C.... ....

    Seeing Rob without his hat is disconcerting

    C.... ....

    It was surgically removed for this video.

  2. t.... N....

    Moral of the story... get a cat

  3. J.... V....

    As of 12.01.2020, 99 adults want to keep adulting.

  4. s.... b....

    That is why I own a brewery

  5. l.... h....

    Yeah this is deppressing... Life sucks

  6. J.... N....

    Why are you eating a song on the toilet?

  7. S.... H....

    How much is that Sargent Snuggles shirt? I would totally wear that.

  8. T.... D....

    Have you put spy cameras in my house? I’m getting seriously paranoid now.

  9. M.... M....

    You men, are THEEEEEE BEST!! Thank you for what you're doin! Hashtagilikesocks

  10. A.... !....

    I'm out of food and money but I gotta finish season 3.

    Been there!

  11. M.... M....

    This song actaully reminded I needed to pay utilities...
    Like 8 days ago
    Fuck adulting.

  12. m.... a....

    I get ill thinking about work. I arrived in nothing it's ace I watch u tube vids all day.

  13. A.... L....

    He threw the cat hahaha

  14. d.... ....

    Thanks for reminding me my registration is due on my truck at the end of the month

    d.... ....

    We're looking out for you, Dom.

    d.... ....

    When in doubt just back into a snowbank and the cops can't see it and probably won't pull you over for having snow there unless they see it like that for weeks on end. Not like I've ever done that...

  15. A.... J....

    This may be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

  16. v.... ....

    You earn a like for good taste in games. : D

  17. P.... ....

    Psychostick explained in 4 minutes what it took Karl Marx 908 pages to do.

  18. O.... ....

    Where can i find sgt snuggles channel

  19. M.... H....

    This is probably going to be me when I'm 40. Except I'm allergic to cats so there won't be a "Sgt. Snuggles"

  20. E.... H....

    If there is a Sargent Snuggles YouTube page I will subscribe

  21. s.... R....

    The most relatable song ever

  22. H.... O....

    *_Hooked On The Pursuit Of Nothing_*

  23. P.... ....

    This is THE most relatable song
    And it's awesome

    P.... ....

    Actually it may well be my fave song of all time

  24. s.... ....

    Just want the Sergeant Snuggles youtube link, you can never have enough internet cats.

  25. J.... Z....

    The Story of my life..

  26. D.... ....

    2:28 Pull your shirt down, Rawrb, nobody wants to see your one-pack ab!

    D.... ....

    *everybody

  27. A.... ....

    Well it could be worse for him. Getting a divorce and paying alimony and child support for the rest of his life.
    Never marry and never have children!

  28. R.... R....

    All hail the mighty Sargeant Snuggle's, master of this mudball planet, scumdog of the universe 😁

  29. S.... C....

    I think I have found my new life anthem! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

  30. J.... R....

    My whole life in one song. I laughed. Then I cried.

    J.... R....

    Me too, lazy introvert partying cat person. Cats have same personality,plus less work than a dog.

  31. P.... N....

    me right now

  32. S.... ....

    Duuuuude, this hits WAY too close to home. Get outta my head! XD

  33. C.... R....

    This is a relatable song!

  34. E.... ....

    2:36 "nice cat you cuck"

  35. l.... ....

    Watched all 121 episodes of Lost.... still don't get it.
    You're not alone.

  36. C.... D....

    How the fuck hasn't this reached millions of likes and views?

  37. D.... ....

    Sergeant snuggles

  38. D.... S....

    If only Rob was a hot girl with big tits, would just have to wear a tank top and giggle/jiggle for donations.

  39. J.... O....

    This sums up life for me. I just learned of this band today when I typed the words Because Boobs into google.

  40. 5.... ....

    This song sings to my soul

  41. H.... G....

    Pure brilliance. I have 4 kids and just became a 40 year old grandpa, hear this loud and clear. On my off time, nothing but Xbox in my pajamas, baby.

  42. G.... [....

    *This is what the establishment wants; stupid, fat and lazy unemployed people, so corporations can replace them with machines for cheaper labor. Idiocracy and Wall-E combined.*
    p.s.
    "Shaver your beard."--"NO!"

  43. C.... J....

    This speaks to me on so many levels. The 81 people who disliked this must've been born with a silver spoon shoved up their ass.

  44. O.... O....

    So now I want a cat

  45. T.... ....

    I hope your cat's name is actually Sergeant Snuggles, and I would watch the hell out of his YoutTube channel

  46. W.... R....

    Battletoads....nice touch!! 😂😂😂

  47. l.... ....

    My Psychostick life plan is well under way. Left my job to play Skyrim full time and make videos of my kitty cat. So far no views on the video but any day now it’s gonna break huge then I’m on ez street. Right Rawb?

    l.... ....

    This plan cannot fail!

  48. O.... P....

    OM gee... Sergeant Snuggles?! That’s SUCH a good cat name!

  49. B.... ....

    "cuz I'm gonna..." what?

  50. E.... ....

    Why are you making videos of your cat?
    Aren't you unemployed?

  51. K.... 9....

    For some reason this gave me a Korn vibe

  52. N.... T....

    I want to play Battle Toads.

  53. A.... N....

    This subs up my Work day today.... Wife had tryed waking me up 3 times for me to go to work today. Then I remember I can drive my new Subie. so it wasn't so bad, wasn't it? I would do Adulting to keep my new car and that's really it.

  54. C.... H....

    I've was actually confused to see him without his hat

  55. A.... N....

    Wouldn’t makeing music be working and paying bills?

    A.... N....

    Oh damn you're right.

    A.... N....

    @Psychostick
    A fun job at least

  56. E.... H....

    This is the theme song of depression

  57. A.... B....

    We have the exact same carrr!!! \m/

  58. M.... ....

    Sergeant Snuggles needs all the love he can get.

  59. 1.... ....

    Other than being lazy and playing video games I can really relate to this song thanks for showing others how it really is

    By the way YouTube commenters I know they are a comedy band

  60. N.... T....

    Hey, if you need a roadie, I might be able to donate a weekend here and there. I have a decent truck and some skills.

  61. W.... R....

    Yes, white men. Give up on making money, starting a family and engaging in politics. We shall import Indians, Chinese and Somalians to replace you. Enjoy your childish existence while you can, because it will only last as long as your boomer parents maintain power. 😊😊😊😊😊😊

    W.... R....

    You may be taking this comedy music video a bit seriously, but interpreting everything as literally as possible does sound fun!

  62. K.... G....

    God damn these videos crack me up so much....

  63. K.... K....

    There was 118 episodes of Lost, not 121.

    K.... K....

    Every other site I see says 121. Are you counting double-episodes as a single episode?

  64. K.... K....

    I am loving this band! I can't believe that I didn't know about it before.
    I wonder if they could do a song about the different types of tickets there are.

  65. H.... S....

    It's been over a year and Sergeant Snuggles doesn't even have a YouTube Channel. I'm disappointed.

    H.... S....

    He's a lazy cat.

  66. P.... B....

    Or it's just the way that society is set up. It's not that being an adult is bad, it's that doing bullshit that is completely meaningless just to not die is fucking idiotic.

    Maybe risk your life to kill the people that have all the resources and land so your life isn't a living hell? If you die cool, if not then cool. It's win win tbh.

  67. T.... D....

    125 PLUH

  68. I.... ....

    Fuck Battletoads I still have nightmares about that game.

  69. B.... ....

    This masterpiece should have more hits than Sergeant Snuggles.

  70. H.... A....

    I lost it when he threw the cat over his shoulder

  71. J.... J....

    That feeling when Psychostick makes comedic songs but they're eerily relatable.

  72. M.... A....

    FUCK YES

  73. R.... T....

    When you get so mad that you toss your cat across the room

  74. Z.... E....

    This is the first time I've heard this song an I'm upset that it took this long. I already love the band, now it's time to listen to their discography. Shout out to my good friend Vlad for sharing this song.

  75. L.... G....

    So fucking relevant.

  76. T.... C....

    I have the same gameboy lmao

  77. R.... R....

    That was... The single greatest thing that my brain ever processed... *overload BOOM !*

  78. B.... B....

    I've listened to this song pretty much on loop for the past week. Pretty much sums up my life.

  79. J.... S....

    Chicken strips and battletoads? Does it get any better? I submit that it can not.

  80. b.... k....

    This song is totally 100% relatable. Adulting is overrated XD

  81. M.... M....

    Sergeant snuggle had the right idea all along ...

  82. a.... w....

    When the video description says the new album will come out in Spring 2018 but it actually comes out Mid-Summer 2018...

    a.... w....

    We were tired!

  83. J.... T....

    Exactly 69 people do not like this video....
    Don't think that is significant, but...69 DUDES!

    J.... T....

    LMAO 69 XD

  84. C.... T....

    It's refreshing to see a band that DO.

  85. Y.... ....

    Sgt. Snuggles is going to make you guys some serious cash, I can see it already.

  86. N.... ....

    Happy Spring 2018! :)
    Only kidding, DO is great. Keep up the great work!

    N.... ....

    July is spring... right?

  87. D.... ....

    Office Space Psychos!

  88. J.... T....

    BattleToads

  89. H.... ....

    Life tho

  90. M.... T....

    Fak adulting!

  91. B.... ....

    OMG so awesome ahahahahah

  92. t.... ....

    Judgy T. Successman = I lost my collective shit

  93. T.... S....

    You guys are so funny!!!!!! "still dont get it " hahahaha

  94. Z.... C....

    i feel like this video was written for me. but in belgium u cant live off of being a musician unless u got rlly good connections. i have 0 :(

  95. K.... W....

    Great song

  96. R.... M....

    1:09 about everything

  97. S.... K....

    adulting in illinois especially sucks

  98. S.... A....

    I want a Sergeant snuggles plush!

  99. E.... H....

    00:28 - Is it just me, or does Rob have a nice dude booty? :o