Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Lyrics






Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.





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  1. B.... 6....

    Sneak peek of JJBA part 7

  2. J.... L....

    If u thumbs down ur gonna burn in hell!

  3. A.... S....

    This is really creepy 0_o

  4. A.... Y....

    How is none of this video a meme yet?

    A.... Y....

    Adam York It’s a new year man let’s mKe it one.

  5. M.... H....

    Nothing like a beer for breakfast! & Primus

  6. L.... P....

    Bass playing average at best.. 😂

  7. C.... i....

    When you discover you are .1% american.

  8. m.... ....

    Had to be from the 90s to remember the plastic Duracell people the cowboys were based on.

  9. H.... B....

    All i can hear is Richard Speight Jr singing this. Or speaking this. His voice sounds so much like this when hes mucking around

  10. s.... l....

    They look like Trump supporters.

  11. b.... ....

    I loved this song WAY before Zack and Miri Make a Porno but will never be able to listen to it without thinking about that movie ever again.

  12. M.... C....

    This is the kind of stuff you see when your simultaneously drunk, high, and stoned. For a few hours I was not sure my mind was in my body. It was 25 years ago, and I was young dumb and immortal. I’ve never attempted it since then I decided it was too risky and weird. Fun but having lived just drinking occasionally I know another attempt at all 3 in one go would a almost certainly kill me

  13. T.... P....

    Lester the god of bass and music.Listen up kids

  14. B.... B....

    Michael Jackson be like

    2:28

  15. M.... V....

    Me: I should go to bed early tonight
    Also me at 2:30 in the morning:

  16. J.... C....

    Only now that I'm older I really appreciate just how fucking good musically this is.
    I guess there was more talent around then at the time but the guitar work really blows me away in this.


    Also why don't they make music videos like this anymore? Just weird, low budget but super creative.

  17. s.... ....

    Looks like that group runs on Duracell batteries.

  18. A.... B....

    So this is what an acid trip looks like

  19. k.... ....

    thats a fine lick https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg?t=81

  20. Q.... *....

    Who else came here because someone said this was the 2020 meme countdown?

  21. K.... B....

    The drummer is literally a stormtrooper

  22. C.... C....

    .........and now a test of the audiences sanity

  23. h.... ....

    In 2016 a friend of mine gave me a ticket to see Primus with him in Seattle. I had no idea what to expect. He, 5'4" 110 pounds, wanted to be front row in front of the mosh pit. I'm 6'3" 280 and I'm looking around at 7' tall monsters and saying.... "this might be a mistake". Trying to protect my friend I was punched 5 times and landed 7 punches myself. I never saw who hit me or who I hit. That mosh pit is not for the meek.

    h.... ....

    But you gave as good as you got I call even

  24. R.... ....

    The comments on this give me fucking life oh my god

  25. Z.... t....

    One thing you can always expect from this band is bizarre video and killer fucking base

  26. C.... R....

    Max Headroom’s Texas kin

  27. S.... R....

    Wa *HEEEEEEE-A* hu-hee hee heeee...

  28. K.... ....

    These guys suck....this is my favourite song.

  29. L.... S....

    I couldn't stand this song and video, but I can't stop listening to it, strange how something you hate, you love listening. Awesome 👍

  30. t.... ....

    This is like country hell for metal lovers. lol

  31. R.... P....

    Thumbs down cuz they suck.

  32. M.... 1....

    Roloon grande Les Claypool! 🔥🤘🏻

  33. N.... 4....

    I'll never understand why people don't enjoy this.

  34. J.... D....

    Kinda weird how it's a western style vid but not a western song. Can't get over the way they play the instruments. It rocks alot! Can't get enough! Shit......

  35. T.... D....

    One of a kind video, one of a kind song!

  36. s.... r....

    Could have had the macho man Randy Savage as a cameo

  37. J.... D....

    Hey Primus... Yur guitar playing for this song is too awsome & memorable. It sticks in my head! 👍👍👍👍 hope ya see this message! You rock dudes!

  38. g.... b....

    2:24 this is what i see on my sleep paralysis attacks

  39. k.... ....

    I'd start crying if I saw those things coming at me with such intent.

  40. C.... J....

    I dont know why people dislike fallout 76, it looks damn fine!!!!!

  41. K.... 6....

    This sucks

  42. C.... P....

    They really suck

  43. M.... M....

    Pathetic

  44. B.... Z....

    ...son de esos videos que no se pueden ver en otra presentación ya que pierden su escencia, como Gorillaz, Tool...

  45. B.... G....

    That's it? This has got to be the end of the internet. Okay Goodnight.

  46. S.... &....

    Whoa psilocybin !

  47. Y.... G....

    Hated this recommendation

  48. A.... N....

    Goddamn this is nightmare fuel, but i love it.

  49. K.... L....

    I’d love eat Winona’s big brown beaver! However the modern Winona probably has a big bald beaver now. Bald is beautiful. I heard Winona could fit 3 pairs of heels two pairs of boots and a leather jacket in her beaver!

  50. N.... f....

    I do not like the song. I do not dislike the song. But I can't stop watching.

  51. j.... ....

    Creepy video, but i dig the music🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟

  52. B.... ....

    Japan: We have the weirdest media in the world!

    The USA: Hold my Beer!

    B.... ....

    Nah Us may be hilda my beer

    Primus: hold my beaver

  53. M.... M....

    I take it Wynona doesn't shave her beaver.

  54. E.... W....

    Top 10 horror shorts of 2009

    E.... W....

    2009? This came out in 95

  55. D.... C....

    3:00 When you about to send your homie to the Shadow Realm because you got all five pieces of Exodia.

  56. B.... p....

    Lmao I’m high asf and came aceoss this shit somehow 😂

  57. C.... W....

    This video, no matter how many times I watch it, never fails to creep me out. *LOVE IT!!*

  58. A.... A....

    :18 that's rob Dyrdek

  59. Z.... D....

    This video is creepy as fuck!

  60. P.... S....

    Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys.
    Ah, yez.

  61. S.... 2....

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee a heee heee heee

  62. d.... ....

    What about Wynona's big brown starfish?

  63. s.... L....

    They look like something from a Rob zombie horror film

  64. B.... E....

    So great it could have been made yesterday.

  65. S.... M....

    So good

  66. T.... G....

    2:22 i saw my sleep paralysis demon

  67. S.... 8....

    I guess when you have very little in the way of musical talent, and can't write anything but shitty music, you end up making videos like this. This looks like it was produced by some autistic 12 year old.

    S.... 8....

    It's fine if you don't like the song but don't say they have no musical talent because all three members are extremely good at their instruments.

  68. b.... ....

    Scariest video ever made

  69. T.... E....

    I've often wondered If Frank Zappa ever heard of Primus,I Really think He would have Loved this Band

  70. S.... D....

    I've never seen or heard anything from Primus before but this popped up out of nowhere. WTF???

    S.... D....

    If you've watched South Park then you'll be surprised to know that they sang the opening song :D

    S.... D....

    @Adriana Medina I didn't know that, thanks! I can believe it though.

    S.... D....

    @Stan Dan Deliver no prob

  71. K.... G....

    I...i just don't understand.
    Is it pupets? Dummies? Costumes?

  72. M.... T....

    I have several questions.

  73. R.... K....

    This scares Gwar.

  74. D.... ....

    I'm getting a contact high just watching this video.

  75. J.... d....

    my cat was just dancing to this...……...looking for a porcupine...……….

  76. M.... C....

    0:27 me and the 3 boys to get the forth boy.

  77. J.... 2....

    Primus Prolly Was Watching Some Goosebumps before Making This

  78. P.... S....

    My happy/plastic place.

  79. J.... C....

    I miss nightmare inducing primus videos

  80. B.... P....

    I'm going to need therapy after watching
    this.

  81. J.... F....

    I stumbled into a Primus vid for the first time in my life last night.
    I woke up and pulled up another this morning.
    I'm still awed and confused but I think...
    They suck

  82. 1.... L....

    Kim Jung Un's preferred choice of good 'ol-Merican music

  83. J.... D....

    Just to let yal know.. big brown beavers r tastey! Pan fry the meat in butter, add Montreal steak spice, delicious! Yummy in my tummy! It's good. Gota cook it good & thoroughly though. Forgot to mention the beaver meat actually tastes like beef steak.

  84. J.... D....

    Can't stop listening to this song. The way the band plays their instruments is fantastic! I love it. Their music to this song is addictive!

  85. F.... t....

    I'm Wynona's Big Brown Opossum

  86. E.... B....

    These are grown men. Seriously. It would be funny if they were 14 years old. But they are grown men. Kinda sad really. Even Beavis and Butthead had more class than this.

    E.... B....

    You have no idea what the world is like now

    E.... B....

    3 people making a silly music video is sad to you?

    E.... B....

    @Sir Cube
    No, it's the title of the song that makes me wonder about these guys. I saw them live a few times, though. Great musicians.

  87. J.... F....

    Rest in peace, Buck.

  88. I.... O....

    "Then one day it occurred to her, she might have a porcipine!"
    😀😁😂😃😅😄😍!

  89. R.... D....

    This song and video So Brings me Back to a Simpler and Better Time.

  90. J.... ....

    This reminds me of those Energizer commercials with the dancing grandma 😂😂😂

  91. B.... M....

    I remember waking up at 2am to this on a music video station on tv and the whole thing terrified me

  92. a.... H....

    Wft have I just seen..?? 🤣

  93. J.... O....

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was Cleetus(Flamingo/Albert)

  94. T.... D....

    I’m so confused at the video

  95. N.... N....

    Both of you shut up