Primus - Spegetti Western Lyrics






Why do we do this C.G. and I?
Every night vegetables
Minds numbed up by THC
I've got my pen, C.G. the remote
Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at four A.M.
On a Friday
No dreads about the working day after though
Funny thing about weekends
When you're unemployed
They don't quite mean quite so much,
Except you get to hang out
With all your working friends
Well we got us a spaghetti western on 36
I like spaghetti westerns
I like the way the boots are all reverbed out
Walking across the hard wood floors
In fact, everything's got
That big reverb sound
Well what'll I do now?
Go to sleep
Pull the pud
We need new pornos
Well, I guess I'm still writing...





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  1. s.... ....

    primus doesnt suck, you are a damn dirty liar.

  2. C.... J....

    Damn! That BASS!!

  3. E.... A....

    Awesome Hillbilly metal

  4. T.... M....

    Primus Rocks, u suck

  5. S.... R....

    Sergio Leone could not be reached for comment

  6. t.... ....

    One of Larry Lalonde's best parts

  7. E.... I....

    That was fun

  8. S.... ....

    Tim Alexander: The most underrated musician in the history of rock music.

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    Larry lalonde

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    Who’s Tim

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    @Jack Pearson Exactly.

    S.... ....

    @Jack Pearson are you actually kidding me? You're looking at a picture of him

  9. R.... M....

    Ahhhhhhhh. Stoned again

  10. J.... A....

    These drums would be great sampled.

  11. R.... T....

    Baphomet Spagehti!

  12. R.... T....

    Do My Butt Hole Saya I'm Gay Homosexual! Guy?

  13. L.... ....

    If I hear my neighbor playing this album and not blasting it, I'll kick their ass for playing this one too soft.

  14. t.... ....

    Some days, out of nowhere, this song pops in my head....

  15. C.... M....

    Pull the pud... WE NEED NEW PORNOS!

  16. r.... ....

    fan since 1991

  17. J.... B....

    legitness

  18. G.... n....

    The lyrics are just great if they are lyrics

  19. L.... ....

    Primus sucks hard.

  20. D.... A....

    I have always loved primus but this is just fucking repetitive. Let it go Les!

  21. j.... c....

    At some point these guys actually do suck. It all sounds the same

  22. p.... m....

    This song works so well at max volume while shitfaced drunk.

    p.... m....

    paws mcgraws pretty much all primus songs work for that

    p.... m....

    Funny thing is...the song is about being stoned, haha.

  23. A.... ....

    tried drumming this with 1 basspedal sounded pretty good but i cant feel my foot now

  24. m.... ....

    25 years later. Rocks harder than any 3 pc. band ever. Hard to believe that's 3 instruments

  25. N.... M....

    That fucking snare forget the bass right now

  26. k.... ....

    WHY DO WE DO THIS CG AND I

  27. R.... N....

    Who knows blind illusion or the band Possesd that's primus

    R.... N....

    Robert Nicholson smash the crystal!

  28. K.... G....

    They opened with this song on Monday

  29. M.... J....

    Interesting that Jane's Addiction threw them off their tour in 1990. Henry Rollins took over that spot.

  30. A.... S....

    why u say they suck but u post their song c'mon man theyre just minding their own business leave Primus alon

    A.... S....

    A Shwise saying Primus Sucks is something they started. I guess someone said they sucked when they were first starting out so they started saying it...fans caught on. Saying they suck is good.

    A.... S....

    dawnellen davy Woosh

  31. M.... S....

    HOW THEY HOW SUCK LIKE ITALY BUCKAROO ,, GUNSMOKE

  32. t.... ....

    noise behind the engine makes some engines run faster.

  33. m.... ....

    Nice one. The title is "Spegetti Western" though. https://www.discogs.com/release/549216-Frizzle-Fry/images

  34. H.... ....

    Sounds very much like Ed Byrne at times

  35. S.... X....

    This reminds me of ghostbusters, I'm not sure why.

  36. B.... T....

    Goodbye...

  37. C.... O....

    What's with the Primus Sucks?

    C.... O....

    Charles Offdenson only the Real fans back in the 90’s know.
    It’s because les claypool. (Bassist).
    game themselves that Slogan.

  38. L.... N....

    This song sounds eriee starting out.

  39. m.... i....

    is he making fun of BECK!?? HAHA HELL YEAH

    m.... i....

    magic incense this was recorded in 1989/1990, Beck didn’t release his debut album until 1993/1994....

  40. s.... ....

    Tim's opening drumbeat = STUPENDOUS!

  41. L.... R....

    Guess I'm still writin!

    L.... R....

    Baw baw bump bump babe baw bump bump

  42. L.... R....

    one of the best songs on the albun

  43. I.... ....

    Sounds a lot like Godflesh.

    I.... ....

    TheInhalerOfVacuums reverse that

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    @Joel Dukes?

  44. F.... H....

    The Intro to One Badass Band, Primus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. M.... L....

    👍😎✌

  46. i.... s....

    g
    o
    o
    d
    m
    e
    t
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    o
    d

  47. E.... B....

    Who is "CG?" CG is also referred to in "Toy Winding Down."

    E.... B....

    His latino friend named Carlos.

    E.... B....

    CG the Mexican is a friend of mine.

    E.... B....

    CG is a beautiful Costa Rican woman and provert who lived in the Presidio. I am proud to call her the love of my life.

    E.... B....

    Cum Guzzler

    E.... B....

    He used to sit around with Les watching Evil Dead, talking about the way it used to be. They also used to pull Stripers out of San Pablo Bay.

  48. C.... A....

    super grupo! les, ler, tim. 👍✌

  49. w.... ....

    Hardest/most fav Primus song.

  50. M.... H....

    Primus fucking sucks, man. I'm gonna go fishing.

    M.... H....

    espalier yes

    M.... H....

    Cletus Van Damme i caught a 100lb sturgeon on 20lb test.

  51. a.... k....

    4:33 heaviest moment in Primus history? Even compared to Jerry was a Racecar Driver and Mr. Knowitall?

    a.... k....

    john Petz they play this a lot live...

    a.... k....

    The heckler is pretty heavy

    a.... k....

    247spyz4life great call amigo

    a.... k....

    The Band of Demons' part from their cover of the Devil Went Down to Georgia is definitely up there

  52. M.... S....

    I once played this song as an audition to starting at this music school. I got accepted :-)

    M.... S....

    which instrument?

    M.... S....

    Boognish Ah, the bass. And just the last part with slapping. I was accepted at the school though
    ☺️

    M.... S....

    Oh. I wrote that already.

    M.... S....

    How did you do the pull off at 1:51?

    M.... S....

    LMAO bro I played this drum part for a school band audition and the teacher stopped the audition and picked me😂

  53. b.... ....

    Primus sucks

  54. A.... R....

    P
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  55. J.... V....

    How is this such a great song lol

    J.... V....

    fuckin best song ever if you can dig it!

  56. M.... H....

    My memories are intact. That's saying a lot.

  57. T.... T....

    Primus Sucks

    T.... T....

    Primus Sucks!

    T.... T....

    Hell yeah they do

  58. G.... ....

    Primus sucks!

    G.... ....

    Primus Sucks!

    G.... ....

    They suck so bad!

  59. c.... ....

    Funkiest bassline of all time?

    c.... ....

    DJ Introspekt "one day bootsy and his band parliament were on the mothership fooling around with the funk until George Clinton kicked clean it overboard the was July 2nd 1979 the day the funk died"

    c.... ....

    Bunkiest fassline of all time for sure.

    c.... ....

    Lol, not even funkiest white boy. Don't get me wrong, Primus sucks, but look into Les's influences.

    c.... ....

    @DJ Introspekt seewhatamsayin?

    c.... ....

    chuckobscure this isn’t even the funkiest bass line of primus

  60. J.... J....

    I remember one night I got really fucking high and this song came on pandora and I'm not sure why, but I got this image of a cartoon version of les in my head speaking the intro to me then just jamming the fuck out to the rest of the song.

    J.... J....

    ha ha. great

    J.... J....

    ha ha. great

    J.... J....

    ha ha. great

    J.... J....

    ha ha. great

    J.... J....

    ha ha. great

  61. T.... ....

    "Stoned... Stoned again..."

    T.... ....

    "we need new porno's "

  62. M.... j....

    All u primus haters can fly the coop.

    M.... j....

    Primus has and always will suck

    M.... j....

    You must be part of the 35 year old not getting laid anymore crowd

    M.... j....

    Did someone say coop?

    M.... j....

    Coop...Special Agent Dale Cooper. One badass mfer.

    M.... j....

    Primus sucks tho

  63. M.... j....

    Rock on primus. Oh how I wish primus would make new music. And get back together.

    M.... j....

    @Jonathan Willow So what do you call the pre-1990's days with Todd Huth and Jay Lane, when they wrote many songs that would later appear on albums, such as To Defy..., Groundhog's Day, Frizzle Fry, John the Fisherman, Pudding Time, Harold of the Rocks, Sgt. Baker, The Pressman? Jay was there before Tim, and Brain is underrated, too.

    M.... j....

    You got me there. Both Brain and Jay are awesome drummers. However, I perceive that Tim has something uniquely Primusy. Love live them all.

    M.... j....

    @Jonathan Willow Fair enough. That was a shockingly reasonable response for the internet, lol. ;)

    M.... j....

    I'm a bumblebee scientist from Iceland. What do you expect? LOL

    M.... j....

    +Jonathan Willow lol, herb is the man but I really liked brain on brown album, drums had a good sound, herb was much more technical tho, truly a mad man, but brain had alot of power

  64. G.... ....

    Primus SUCKS!

  65. U.... ....

    Hey, We saw you have a great music taste check out our band and we hope you like it. Keep on rocking http://youtu.be/EknvaMPhaMo

  66. M.... ....

    The Ginseng Drummer has returned to Primus!

  67. s.... ....

    PRIMUS SUCKS!!!

  68. S.... B....

    They fucking said so on their web page, you know that paged that used to be called Primussucks . com but was chaged to Primusville.

  69. m.... ....

    In the early and mid 90's in central FLA, PRIMUS was the biggest thing in the skater beach punk scene.

  70. e.... ....

    noisey :0

  71. y.... ....

    so what you're saying is now they suck for real.
    gotcha.

  72. s.... ....

    how do know that?

  73. D.... D....

    Cincinnati show blew my fucking mind. First time seeing them, won't be the last.

  74. T.... C....

    Saw them in Philly last October! Awesome.

  75. f.... a....

    Primus will go down in history as one of the most underrated and misunderstood bands of all time. Pure musical genius if you do not understand what music is all about you will never know what this band represents. I am sad to say I never appreciated these guys when I was younger and missed out on them in their hay day, I will never forgive myself.

    f.... a....

    I was born 10 years too late

    f.... a....

    Same for me man..

    f.... a....

    Is it djent?

    f.... a....

    I actually got to see them live in "their hay day". I was hooked when I first saw DMV on the ole' MTV, sad to say..

  76. f.... a....

    PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!

  77. S.... A....

    P.S. Would've loved to hear this one @ HAMMERSTEIN last night....

  78. S.... A....

    I just want to let you know, in case your a first time primus visitor, that they actually suck and you shouldn't listen to them as you've obviously been led here under a ruse. Goodbye.

  79. G.... ....

    Whoever doesn't know that Primus sucks is dumb!!!!!

  80. R.... H....

    met Les at an aftershow. He wished me Happy Father's day.

  81. S.... F....

    "Primus sucks" is an ironic phrase Primus themselves adopted when they first started out. Every band and musician they circuited with became well aware of Primus' undisputed talent, to the point of awe and exasperation. Les would introduce the band on stage by saying, "We're Primus, and we suck." Perhaps he wanted to dodge all the hype, perhaps he wanted to rub it in that much more--I think both simultaneously.

    Cheers

  82. I.... C....

    primus sucks

  83. M.... W....

    Everybody SHUT UP!!! (even ME!) dorksters

  84. F.... ....

    The band that truly sucks!

  85. f.... ....

    @bubmel or, then you could also know that les has disapproved of that phrase for how long, fifteen years?

  86. m.... v....

    Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed... They don't mean quite so much!
    PRIMUS SUCKS!

  87. L.... ....

    it's tempting to be a dick and thumbs down this...
    I guess i wont though, too great of a song

  88. M.... ....

    Les said the new album will be more like Frizzle Fry. Man, I hope so! I love all the Primus albums for different reasons. But Frizzle Fry always seem to have a new sound. It lives in its own world.

  89. P.... W....

    It's Spegetti Western, not Spaghetti Western, fwiw. Deliberately mis-spelt.

    P.... W....

    Its pronounced 'Ms. Pelt'. Thankyouyourewelcome

  90. b.... ....

    "sauced again..."

  91. b.... ....

    primus sucks!!
    this is my favorite song
    the beat is fat!!

  92. R.... W....

    The enormous wall of silence this tune leaves when it finishes.....
    That's the mark of a truly awesome piece of music.

  93. R.... K....

    what is les saying at the end......i know the words..just cant understand what he is singing

    R.... K....

    R KegIII I think He’s toggling back and forth, from “spaaaaa-Spaghetti”, and “stooooooned-stoooned again”

  94. M.... ....

    Stoooooned! Stooooooooned AGAIN!

  95. g.... ....

    PRIMUS SUCKS

  96. T.... H....

    This song is nearly the story of my life... at least the stoned again part.

  97. D.... H....

    @hightdan
    Walking across the hardwood floors.
    In fact, everything's got
    That big reverb sound.
    Well what'll I do now?
    Go to sleep.
    Pull the pud.
    We need new pornos.
    Well, I guess I'm still writing