Primus - Moron TV Lyrics

Lyrics


Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers, stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And crams more nonsense in her brain
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutter troll
We fill our coffers full of gold
And praise the skill of Asshole
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Well that one's fit for a sex tape
Well that one's fit for a dad
Well that one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all little girls squeal
And that one want to be president
'Cause she's got more eye appeal
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV
Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang


Songwriters: Jay Lane / Les Claypool / Reid L. Iii Lalonde
Moron TV lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc, Downtown Music Publishing

I love Primus...I hate infowars.com

You don’t suck you fucking rule.THE most interesting music of your time!Please play as long as you can as I look forward to any of your music.

Man this song is so groovy. The chemistry of all 3 of them is absolutely great. I liked jay a lot.

funny the like is 404

It's gotta be about the rise of so called "reality" tv shows... Talk about moron tv...

What a bad ass song

This is DEF the theme song for AOC! The queen of ALL MORONS on TV!

just too good!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this vid isnt intended to make money then why was there an ad

Probably one of my favorite Primus bassline to play. It's surprisingly easy to learn and play.

6 morons hit the dislike button

Lower the speed to 0.75 it sounds really trippy

Masterpiece

more on tv, there's gonna be more on tv

Underrated song, the bass/guitar groove is sick

Not sure if best album ever?

frizzle fry is the best hands down

Primus and the chocolate factory!

Frizzle Fry and Seas of Cheese

Legacy media forever!

Predicted the rise of Trump et al

And the downfall of Hillary to boot.

@Mandy Karevicius no, Trump memes only here thanks

shits awesome

they played this at pensacola bay center. The concert gave me a whole new appreciation for primus

Stephen Huntley Primus does indeed suck I agree.. heh heh hahaha hahaha hahahahaaaa!

Just saw them in Missoula and I totally agree

I saw them last weekend in Louisville, my 5th Primus concert, and I cried when they came out (I'm a 25 year old man). The thing about Primus is, I figure you either love them or hate them. I know some people who are in between but a decent number of my friends also consider their music to be audible crack; we can't get enough. And a lot people are like "this is trash." While I don't get that, I won't bash people for it.

Ler's style of playing is heavily based off of Ska Punk. That is why he never plays "along" with what Les is playing most of the time. It is supposed to clash.

Stephen Huntley I thought Primus was fucking horrible for a solid year, and now they've been my favorite band for as long as I remember. Acquired taste, maybe?

dope song, didnt play it in kansas city or tulsa tho

The bridge melts my face every time. Holy shit.

I was watching Miley Cyrus host the Moron TV awards and I decided it was stupid so I decided to listen to some Primus.

Hmmm . . . this is where we Primus fans have to ask, which one SUCKS more? Paradoxes hurt my brain :(.

i love miley.

Amaze-ballz!

Second set list's song of Primus live @milan the day before yesterday. W O N D E R F U L

@Carmen Naclerio 2nd song at The Fillmore as well. Great show!!

@GoSkate I was there too! Great show.

marry me. I will gib u chocolates ma'am

Nobody else could ever sing/say "She feeds her face with cheddar balls." and make it this hilarious without totally derailing the song.

This explains everything.

awesome !