Primus - Moron TV Lyrics




Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

She feeds her face with cheddar balls
As my brain cells start to pop
She licks her fingers, stares away
Her IQ slowly drops
I pry my eyes as best I can
From that big electric stain
She feeds her face with cheddar balls
And crams more nonsense in her brain

Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

Just when I thought I'd seen it all
They pull a cretin from the shelves
And flash that filth under their nails
To make us feel better about ourselves
As they ooze across the screen
Like a pustule gutter troll [?]
We fill our coffers full of gold
And praise the seal of a Asshole

Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Well that one's fit for a sex tape
Well that one's fit for a dad
Well that one had more babies
Than anyone's ever had
That one married a rock star
That made all little girls squeal
And that one want to be president
Cause she's got more eye appeal

Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just Moron TV

Moron TV
There's got to be more on TV
There's got to be more on TV
Than just
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang





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  1. Gopher Cakes

    Lyrics


    Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
    She feeds her face with cheddar balls
    As my brain cells start to pop
    She licks her fingers, stares away
    Her IQ slowly drops
    I pry my eyes as best I can
    From that big electric stain
    She feeds her face with cheddar balls
    And crams more nonsense in her brain
    Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
    Just when I thought I'd seen it all
    They pull a cretin from the shelves
    And flash that filth under their nails
    To make us feel better about ourselves
    As they ooze across the screen
    Like a pustule gutter troll
    We fill our coffers full of gold
    And praise the skill of Asshole
    Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
    Moron TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    Than just Moron TV
    Moron TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    Than just Moron TV
    Moron TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    Than just Moron TV
    Well that one's fit for a sex tape
    Well that one's fit for a dad
    Well that one had more babies
    Than anyone's ever had
    That one married a rock star
    That made all little girls squeal
    And that one want to be president
    'Cause she's got more eye appeal
    Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
    Moron TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    Than just Moron TV
    Moron TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    There's got to be more on TV
    Than just
    Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
    Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang
    Bang-da-Bang-Bang-Bang Bang


    Songwriters: Jay Lane / Les Claypool / Reid L. Iii Lalonde
    Moron TV lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc, Downtown Music Publishing

  2. Abel Ashes

    I love Primus...I hate infowars.com

  3. Don Havard

    You don’t suck you fucking rule.THE most interesting music of your time!Please play as long as you can as I look forward to any of your music.

  4. Sailing the Seas of Cheese

    Man this song is so groovy. The chemistry of all 3 of them is absolutely great. I liked jay a lot.

  5. william jenkins

    funny the like is 404

  6. sputnut

    It's gotta be about the rise of so called "reality" tv shows... Talk about moron tv...

  7. Body Tech1

    What a bad ass song

  8. artboyEE

    This is DEF the theme song for AOC! The queen of ALL MORONS on TV!

  9. 1N3748L3

    just too good!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Derek

    If this vid isnt intended to make money then why was there an ad

  11. Geld

    Probably one of my favorite Primus bassline to play. It's surprisingly easy to learn and play.

  12. Metal Militia

    6 morons hit the dislike button

  13. ale

    Lower the speed to 0.75 it sounds really trippy

  14. Frank Lefebvre

    Masterpiece

  15. Aes Sea

    more on tv, there's gonna be more on tv

  16. FatBox

    Underrated song, the bass/guitar groove is sick

  17. Richard Fukuda

    Not sure if best album ever?

    WyvernSkin

    frizzle fry is the best hands down

    Fritz

    Primus and the chocolate factory!

    Joe Hynes

    Frizzle Fry and Seas of Cheese

  18. popas7

    Legacy media forever!

  19. Andrew Louden

    Predicted the rise of Trump et al

    Mandy Karevicius

    And the downfall of Hillary to boot.

    Graham Dickerson

    @Mandy Karevicius no, Trump memes only here thanks

  20. avocado pits

    shits awesome

  21. Paegan1983

    they played this at pensacola bay center. The concert gave me a whole new appreciation for primus

    Gus Renteria

    Stephen Huntley Primus does indeed suck I agree.. heh heh hahaha hahaha hahahahaaaa!

    Hans Brixt

    Just saw them in Missoula and I totally agree

    Paintplayer1

    I saw them last weekend in Louisville, my 5th Primus concert, and I cried when they came out (I'm a 25 year old man). The thing about Primus is, I figure you either love them or hate them. I know some people who are in between but a decent number of my friends also consider their music to be audible crack; we can't get enough. And a lot people are like "this is trash." While I don't get that, I won't bash people for it.

    Keith Graham

    Ler's style of playing is heavily based off of Ska Punk. That is why he never plays "along" with what Les is playing most of the time. It is supposed to clash.

    Geld

    Stephen Huntley I thought Primus was fucking horrible for a solid year, and now they've been my favorite band for as long as I remember. Acquired taste, maybe?

  22. jrenna07

    dope song, didnt play it in kansas city or tulsa tho

  23. GreetTheSacredCow

    The bridge melts my face every time. Holy shit.

  24. RM Renfield

    I was watching Miley Cyrus host the Moron TV awards and I decided it was stupid so I decided to listen to some Primus.

    mvunit3

    Hmmm . . . this is where we Primus fans have to ask, which one SUCKS more? Paradoxes hurt my brain :(.

    Mike thompson

    i love miley.

  25. popas7

    Amaze-ballz!

  26. Carmen Naclerio

    Second set list's song of Primus live @milan the day before yesterday. W O N D E R F U L

    GoSkate

    @Carmen Naclerio 2nd song at The Fillmore as well. Great show!!

    Reverend Benzo

    @GoSkate I was there too! Great show.

    MALISSA HANSON

    marry me. I will gib u chocolates ma'am

  27. Doug Shiro

    Nobody else could ever sing/say "She feeds her face with cheddar balls." and make it this hilarious without totally derailing the song.

  28. Doc Heckler

    This explains everything.

  29. Yojimbo711

    awesome !