Primus - Here Come The Bastards Lyrics






Here they come
Here come the bastards
I heard it from a confident -
Who heard it form a confidant
They're definately on their way
There's one with this idea
Something about a hammer head shark
Nosehairs and flatus
Best keep your distance because
Here they come here come the bastards
Bury your head deep in the sand
Anonyminity is a virtue in this day and age
Amazing hand dexterity
Flagrant misuse of security
Better run, run, run, run, run
Run Run Run Run, here they come.





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  1. A.... A....

    5overr4

  2. S.... B....

    Love the bastards see they come ha

  3. M.... F....

    Stiil here they come in 2020 !! Damm bastards

  4. J.... t....

    Saw them in 93 co headling lollapalooza with alice in chains. They closed the festival in vancouver, where i saw them.

  5. A.... T....

    Here comes the bastards. Can you believe one is actually a women me. 6 abortions in counting. Got all the tattoos, too. And one piercing. The third hole in my ear. Should I repeirce it. Might as well... Fuckin mid-west soul. A boot. I think I will... Yes!

  6. T.... ....

    Where did they come from? And Primus does suck

  7. B.... ....

    as of 8-6-19, 51 bastards had come to this video

  8. L.... R....

    buckethead open and close the mouth in 1998

  9. J.... D....

    The 51 who don't like this are busy sucking their dad's dicks while listening to nickleback and drake.

    J.... D....

    'backleNick and Charlie Drake, now that is a hell! (sucky-busing dids ducks)

  10. D.... A....

    "Here they come, here come the BASTARDS, I heard it from a confidant..."

  11. P.... H....

    Wheres the Rik Mayall sample? 😂 "you just called me a BASTARD didnt you!"

  12. M.... B....

    I used to love getting stoned to this song 🤯.......

  13. S.... S....

    Play This at 1.25 playback speed

  14. C.... ....

    This has always made me think of an army of evil ducks.

    C.... ....

    It's made me think of an army of evil Primuses!

    C.... ....

    Makes me think of Mormon missionaries and Daddy Long Legs. 2nd was a strange drug experience in the past.

    C.... ....

    This makes me think of my two kittens toddling into my front too ! xD

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    This is all so controversial yet so brave

  15. J.... J....

    A good song for a movie.

  16. T.... T....

    This song is about the government

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    donald trump?

    T.... T....

    No, is about you being manipulated by the globalist. Creating an army of zombies, but yes...its about control

  17. W.... N....

    This should’ve been the trailer music for the final season of Game of Thrones.

  18. R.... B....

    I'm coming.






    Need reinforcements.

  19. A.... B....

    Still, after all these years, i can't stop seeing a crowd of midgets and circus freaks marching confidently down the street...

  20. E.... B....

    hey, did you know they are coming?

  21. S.... t....

    I hope to still be listening to this when Im 80

  22. B.... ....

    bastards...

  23. r.... ....

    Primus sucks

  24. J.... *....

    they come in fives

  25. P.... S....

    Here they come
    Here come the bastards
    I heard it from a confidant
    Who heard it form a confidant

    They're definitely on their way
    There's one with this idea
    Something about a hammer head shark
    Nosehairs and flatus

    Best keep your distance because
    Here they come here come the bastards
    Bury your head deep in the sand
    Anonymity is a virtue in this day and age

    Amazing hand dexterity
    Flagrant misuse of security
    Better run, run, run, run, run
    Run run run run, here they come.

  26. 5.... /....

    L. es .S.D

  27. m.... ....

    I give it a 5 out of 4

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    Tristan Thomas ooh that’s a good one

  28. D.... k....

    Suck on this

  29. D.... G....

    Epic shit!

  30. f.... y....

    Man. 1995. Somewhere around there. Listened to this album the whole summer while boogey boarding around Santa Cruz and drinking SoCo out the bottle. Good times and weird music!

  31. G.... 2....

    Clássico refrão "Ele é legal!"

    G.... 2....

    buckethead abrindo e fechando a boca em 1998

  32. M.... B....

    About to use this song for my Sea of Thieves montage.

  33. B.... B....

    Primus Sucks! Always have, always will! 😁

  34. J.... B....

    Saw these guys way back in the 90s, and this is the song they opened with. Lights went down in the arena, we're expecting the show to start any second, but instead nothing for about 5 minutes. Everyone sitting there like what's going on? Can't see a thing on the stage. Then all of a sudden this song starts, still no lights, till it gets to the 10-second mark where the drums come in... and just at that instant the lights come up on the stage. Still among the coolest things I've ever experienced in a concert.

    J.... B....

    Joe Black Please tell me more.
    Like, what tour was it, and has it happened since.
    Even how did you find out about it.

    J.... B....

    @Andre Lavandero Joe might've had an aneurysm and left us after trying to read your last sentence

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    D C
    My bad.
    I’ll fix that.

    J.... B....

    That happen to b the lollapalooza tour w Alice in Chains... cuz this the song they oppened w in Pittsburgh, totally dark stage...could hear em but couldn't see em, was awesome! I also remember the light bulbs swinging behind them on the screen when they played I had a friend who took a belt who took a belt....prob '93 I'd say. Also saw Rage Against the Machine and Tool at that same concert. I believe I was one of 12 people that was actually listening to rage

    J.... B....

    @Andre Lavandero I'm guessing he was at Lollapalooza. Although they might have done shows on their own in between?? I put a comment below his comments if you would like to check that out! BTW Primus sucks!! 😉

  35. A.... T....

    You suck if you think primas suck no taste in art....stick with you lame stupid pop.....

  36. J.... S....

    Definitely Sucks... Oh Yeah!

  37. O.... W....

    PRIMUS SUCKS

    O.... W....

    Hecc yeah!

    O.... W....

    I wonder if any n00bs will come to this comment

  38. t.... ....

    here come the auntie bolshevikers marching

  39. R.... K....

    This is the song every ski resort should blare as soon as first chair is loaded.

  40. A.... F....

    Cheeese😁

  41. B.... M....

    WHERE ARE THEY

  42. M.... W....

    william gordon sucks. and he sucks seas of cheese. Les and Primus are FUCKING MUSICAL GENIUSES

  43. A.... E....

    Here they come, Here come the bastards of You Tube, heard from a confidant, restrict your freedom take the stick in the eye. Lacquer heads....Lacquer heads....Lacquer heads... Here they come, here they come...

  44. m.... ....

    PRIMUS SUCKS

  45. n.... n....

    Ive known about this band when i was 6 then i forgot because u know i was 6 but i remembered them when i was 9 and now im 16 wow HERE COME THE BASTARDS FAVORITE SONG

  46. I.... A....

    Here they come: Gyurcsány, Orbán , Lázár, Mészáros, Pintér.........

  47. T.... ....

    I'm high.. are you guys high?

    T.... ....

    Tool
    I try and stay that way man.

  48. N.... M....

    What time signature is this? Someone down the way a few comments said 5/4. It maybe 5/4 in some bars or measures, but I don't believe the entire song is 5/4. Does anyone know 100% what time this song is in? Appreciate any advice or help.

    N.... M....

    Neil Moneymaker yeah 5/4 the entire song:)

    N.... M....

    Tisha Smit
    Thanx girl I appreciate that. I've had trouble with this particular time signature, for whatever reason, since middle school band. Lol

    N.... M....

    It is in 5/4 with swung eighth notes.

  49. C.... ....

    primus sucks

    C.... ....

    Primus sucks

  50. G.... A....

    Plan B Questionable Video. Member ?

  51. N.... D....

    They shoulda used this when Jon Snow faced off against Ramsay Bolton on Game Of Thrones.

    N.... D....

    definitely

    N.... D....

    Or in the movie Inglorious Basterds

    N.... D....

    That is awesome. I would of shat myself if I heard this as the armies were facing off.

  52. A.... T....

    Another old favorite song from Primus.

  53. J.... L....

    Primus is one of the greatest band's of all time anymore who don't like this must be fucking retarded

    J.... L....

    Jessica Larson Them and Tool!

  54. A.... !....

    Am I the only one that thinks that the drunk scene in Dumbo would go great with this song?

    A.... !....

    Cody Moore yes you are the only one who thinks that

    A.... !....

    It's quite specific don't you think? But I must admit that after I read your comment I can easily visualize it. The song have all the feelings of a drunk elefant.

    A.... !....

    OMG that would be weird

  55. B.... D....

    Primus sucks

    B.... D....

    You suck

    B.... D....

    Damn straight

  56. G.... F....

    primus does suck. suck on this came up at a bad time on pandora radio i didn't like it

  57. I.... I....

    feels like every new primus song i hear is the best and more original, so much love for claypool

  58. H.... H....

    My second favorite primus song and btw I'm 11 so you don't have to be old to like them

    H.... H....

    I understand my brother I too was born in the wrong generation

    H.... H....

    Jamstr if you were born in the 90’s you wouldn’t be able to play whatever song you want at any time you want for free and you’d have to pay for everything or wait for it to play on mtv or the radio sounds a lot better to be in the 21 century then the 80’s-90’s

    H.... H....

    Ravioli King 90s was a bad generation for music, real music comes from the 18 century not any of this fake music

    H.... H....

    Jamstr you mean the times when you could die from just getting a cut and plus you’d have to go to a live performance to hear music are you kidding me plus there’s no electricity

    H.... H....

    yeah but our generations music is so trash that it just makes me want to go without any electrcity just so i can hear beethoven for real

  59. I.... A....

    I fall on my knees! :D

  60. B.... M....

    plot twist: the bastards were never actually coming

    B.... M....

    adrift in a sea of dumb bastards.

    B.... M....

    It was Sons a bitches a comin.

    B.... M....

    they are all in DC

    B.... M....

    Yes!! Exactly!!! XD

  61. J.... G....

    Zombies? World war z

  62. B.... V....

    Tim alexander's drumming is awesome

    B.... V....

    Bobby Vdovjak no doubt. been a fan since the beginning, saw them with Fishbone around 1990 ish at the palace theatre in Massachusetts. It was an actual theatre with cushy seats bolted to the floor. I recall many became unbolted and ended up crowd surfing. It was insane. But beforehand, Tim was just standing around at the entrance inside just greeting and talking to people. Nice guy. We talked about his snare drum.

    B.... V....

    @Jmpsthrufyre * 665 years ago unbolted? They werent installed correctly

  63. j.... ....

    PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one that hears 'Jacobs Ladder' by Rush in this song?!?!?!

  64. G.... W....

    my new fave song!

  65. A.... N....

    Here is the Primus sucks answer!! and YES THEY SUCK!!!

  66. A.... N....

    Primus sucks

    It is the band Primus' slogan, meaning that you would say it if you really like primus. they got sick of the slogan after awhile but some people still say it because it's a great slogan, so if you see someone post a comment on a youtube video of primus and they say primus sucks give them an E-high five.

    WRONG! 
    Fan: Primus sucks! 
    noob primus fan: dood primus doesnt suck fuck u 

    RIGHT! 
    fan:Primus sucks 
    Noob fan: Damn straight

    A.... N....

    well I'm a sister lol and yes Primus Sucks!!!

  67. A.... N....

    I've been singing this song all day to myself had to listen to it!! Takes me back to high school days.. Primus is such a great band still rock them on the regular!!! and all the side works that Les dose are all incredible too!!

  68. E.... H....

    Primus sucks!

    E.... H....

    Emily Hood u suck

    E.... H....

    Any diehard Primus fan will understand exactly what Emily is talking about! LOL! 😂

  69. E.... H....

    they are here and still on the way oh fuck!

  70. M.... ....

    Primus sucks so much!

    M.... ....

    I know it’s been a year but...

    You’re damn straight!

    M.... ....

    I know it's been 2 years, but damn straight!

  71. N.... B....

    plan b questionable

    N.... B....

    someone is like walking... they got no idea whats gonna happen..

  72. r.... ....

    PRIMUS SUCKS

  73. n.... n....

    Primus rules

    n.... n....

    NO!! It's primus sucks

    n.... n....

    To defy the laws of tradition...

    n.... n....

    You suck

  74. T.... ....

    that fucking bass. makes me cream my pants

  75. B.... W....

    12345 12345 12345 12345

  76. W.... ....

    PRIMUS SUCKS

  77. i.... p....

    here they come

  78. P.... C....

    Here they come
    Here come the bastards
    I heard it from a confident -
    Who heard it form a confidant
    They're definately on their way
    There's one with this idea
    Something about a hammer head shark
    Nosehairs and flatus
    Best keep your distance because
    Here they come here come the bastards
    Bury your head deep in the sand
    Anonyminity is a virtue in this day and age
    Amazing hand dexterity
    Flagrant misuse of security
    Better run, run, run, run, run
    Run Run Run Run, here they come.

    P.... C....

    Misuse of groceries

  79. J.... T....

    in this song you can really hear ther influence from the residence

  80. r.... f....

    i was never a really big primus fan but this song sounds amazing when your loaded x)

    r.... f....

    i was reeeeaallly drunk at 5 am today and after a minute realized someone was knocking on my door. downstairs guy asking if i could turn it down alittle. it was SO LOUD. i felt like an idiot hahha

  81. R.... ....

    primus sucks....

    R.... ....

    Revelation6_7-8 PRIMUS SUCKS...

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    thats an inside joke for fans of primus.

    R.... ....

    Primus sucks was a thing Primus fans said to each other

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    it meant anyone who said it really liked primus

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    @John Castle B R U H do you not get it? If not, you're a REAL n00b

  82. d.... m....

    this is a good song i like the live version where there playing at woodstock

    d.... m....

    Way more energy live. Plus they draw out the anticipation of the drums longer. Here the drums come in around ten seconds, on woodstock it took like two minutes

  83. P.... S....

    Here they come, here come the bastards, I heard it from a confidant, who heard it from a confidant, they're definitely on their way. There's one with this idea something about a hammer head shark, nose hairs, and flatus, best keep you're distance because... Here the come. Here come the bastards. Burry your head deep in the sand. Anonymity is a virtue in this day and age...


    I always thought this song was talking about bastardized activist boomers bastardized SJW off spring, who we knew were coming, and would be worse.

  84. c.... ....

    primus rules, one of the best i ever seen live (nightown rotterdam)

  85. l.... ....

    Here they come

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    William Larson he had the right your

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    Joseph Tolmes I was replying to someone who deleted their comment.

    l.... ....

    here they come......

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    lot24 fuck the are they speak for me

    l.... ....

    @joink do the swag lol I thought you were wrong

  86. M.... S....

    I really love weird music :3. it's fucking art.

    M.... S....

    This music predated the grunge scene. When Frizzle Fry came out, it was revolutionary for music. 
    Bands like Tool and Morphine and Primus were legendary.

  87. M.... ....

    PRIMUS DOESN'T SUCK PRIMUS FUCKING ROCKS!!!

    M.... ....

    Primus fucking sucks dude! Fucking thrash!

    M.... ....

    🖕🏻🤘🏻

    M.... ....

    PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!!

    M.... ....

    MetalHeadSippel primus sucks is their band slogan, saying primus sucks is like saying primus is fucking rocks

    M.... ....

    MetalHeadSippel primus sucks young sparrow

  88. l.... ....

    So glad they played this live last year. Thought they didn't play too many older songs that weren't big hits.

    l.... ....

    they have so much material though...

    l.... ....

    I know! But someone was apparently requesting "Harold of the Rocks" and Les said they hadn't played that in ages before going off into "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver". I'm not complaining of course.

    l.... ....

    @lot24 what did they play? I've never been to a primus concert

  89. t.... ....

    here they COME!!!! HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!

  90. B.... B....

    classic les.

  91. w.... g....

    primus sucks

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    Blue Dragon Bot People who don't know what it means get triggered quickly which is the best part

    w.... g....

    Not familiar with music that isn't mainstream, obviously.
    Remember that it's better to be thought of as a fool rather than open up your mouth and prove it.

    w.... g....

    didn't claypool say something about the "primus suck" had been a mistake in the end ? my memory is foggy and i really don't care enough to search, just enough to type this clearly.

    w.... g....

    You suck.

    w.... g....

    r/woosh big time

  92. h.... w....

    sveet, les claypool

  93. M.... O....

    HERE THEY COME!

  94. J.... N....

    here they come here come the bastards I heard it from a confident who heard it from a confident they're definitely on their way there's one with this idea something about a hammerhead shark nosehairs and flatus best keep your distance because Here they come the bastards bury your head deep in the sand anonyminity is a virtute in this day and age amazing hand dexterity flagrant misuse of security better run,run,run,run,run,RUN,RUN,RUN,RUN, here they come

    J.... N....

    +David L Tamarin it's up

    J.... N....

    +Jake Norris awesome, thank you

    J.... N....

    +David L Tamarin no problem

    J.... N....

    Jake Norris please do them all

    J.... N....

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