Presley, Elvis - He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad Lyrics






He's your uncle, not your dad
He's the best friend you ever had
So, come on, dig, dig, dig in until it hurts
Just remember Pearl Harbor

The Alamos and nothing could be worse

He's your favorite relative
And he needs a lot to live
So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed
And he'll send back what he don't need

If you're not in form, ten-forty's your salvation
By deprivation of temptation
Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible
Oh, say, can you see if there's anything left for me?

When he calls you as he may do
Don't be frightened, red white and blue
Just be thankful you don't live in Leningrad
He's your uncle, not your dad

If you're honest, you don't have to shake and shiver
The food is lousy up the river
It's give and take and he does all the taking
Oh, say, can you see if there's anything left for me?

Life has two things you can't subtract
Death and taxes to be exact
So just pa-pa-patriotically declare
He's your uncle, he's your uncle, not your dad





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  1. P.... M....

    it's quite funny, not bad i think

  2. M.... C....

    I asked google what is the worst Elvis song this came up , not surprised

    M.... C....

    Google is wrong again..The worst song is another song from a different movie. This song was actually very entertaining and the lyrics if you're someone who pays taxes know have alot of truth to it. It's done with a comical twist. Also Seeing Mr.Moony a character actor from "I love Lucy" getting his butt kicked during a Can Can solo performed by mature male dancers was hilarious but You miss the full effect on these small screen's because in the theater it had achieved the impact it was intended. you could see facial expressions and the reaction between Elvis & Bill being the ring leader's. Keep in mind it was a different time. In the 60s Men would take their dates to an Elvis movie to get them warmed up & primed so it counted for something..how would Google know that?....lol

  3. p.... w....

    hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma like

  4. D.... W....

    Quite possibly one of the worst songs ever recorded

    D.... W....

    Agreed!

    D.... W....

    I’ll go with Yoga Is As Yoga Does!

  5. M.... A....

    Beautiful Elvis Presley

  6. D.... K....

    Ikìleylovelonghìar

  7. m.... ....

    whats with that hair ?

    m.... ....

    It was the style in the 60s

  8. M.... R....

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