Pistol Annies - Unhappily Married Lyrics






Must be mistaking me with the maid we don't have
Can't even wash your whiskey out your glass
I gave you no loving in a month or so
Can't live without you but I can't let you go

Hey hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married

You better start working some overtime
Can't buy high heels on nickels and dimes
You're going bald and I'm getting fat
I hate your mum and you hate my dad

Hey hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married

I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car
May as well keep going, hell we made it this far
We'll both play our parts in this disaster
I'll be the bitch and you'll be the bastard

Hey hey, it's alright
Everybody fusses, everybody fights
With all of the baggage you and me carry
We'll spend forever unhappily married
[x2]

We'll spend forever unhappily married
We'll spend forever unhappily married
Can I get an amen?
Amen





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  1. B.... B....

    I love the hell out of my husband, I love being married.....but...some...fucking....days.

  2. n.... P....

    Who wants to live that way that's got to be a miserable life I wouldn't want that

  3. A.... M....

    I love this song ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  4. M.... C....

    I'll stay happily unmarried at 35.

  5. A.... H....

    hall sex= passing by each other FUCK U...NO FUCK U

  6. A.... B....

    Here u go!!! Love u girl

  7. K.... ....

    *Yass¡!¡* 🙌

  8. S.... B....

    Been with my husband 22 yrs and I totally get this! No one would put up with our shit so we are stuck with each other!

  9. m.... ....

    Marriage is like a Venus flytrap - easy to get into, but hell to get out of!!!

    m.... ....

    That is the dang truth!

  10. A.... M....

    Sometimes I think well I did say until death do us part... so maybe if he goes first I’ll be able to enjoy my life for a little while.

  11. R.... Y....

    Story of my life

  12. C.... R....

    PISTOL ANNIES 😍😍😍💜❤️💗

  13. K.... B....

    If you want to keep a man and you don't want him cheating on you. All you got to do is watch a porno. Watch every move they make write them down. Not take your 20 moves and give your man one move every other day and that will keep him down. If you start telling your best friends about how you don't sleep with your old man and he's a piece of shit then your friends are going to fuck him and that's just the way it goes so don't tell your friends about how scandalous you are and how bad you treat your man. If you women out there don't give him any he's going to get it from someone else. No man's left with blue balls.

  14. K.... G....

    Which one is singing at 1:28? Sounds just like Dolly.

    K.... G....

    Ashley monroe

  15. C.... S....

    Marriage is a nightmare that's very true

  16. S.... N....

    It ain't that bad. Kinda like an old pair of comfortable blue jeans that you've had for yrs and yrs.....

    S.... N....

    Yep, something you always like to slip into.

  17. b.... j....

    I'll be the bitch and you be the bastard. 💔💜

  18. u.... ....

    My parents lmao

  19. N.... P....

    18 yrs tomorrow

  20. C.... H....

    I love this song!

  21. M.... B....

    Blake shelton.lmao

  22. M.... B....

    Love this song

  23. s.... ....

    Story of my life

  24. S.... ....

    Marriage is where you go to watch your dreams die.

  25. R.... g....

    hearin this song u rethink marriage. it seems the happiest ppl r not married, they live together. what gives?

    R.... g....

    Christy Spencer pressure of commitment. Hangs over your head while they are together only because they want to be. Not because of a rock on a finger.

  26. K.... K....

    First time I’ve heard this. It’s awesome!!

  27. C.... M....

    Yep!! 20 years of marriage, just a license to fight, but I wouldnt trade him for nothing <3

  28. M.... F....

    My daughter just sent me this song & said that it reminded her of me & her step-dad

  29. L.... W....

    one shannon liked kings Hawaiian rolls. lady in blue in front of me ate same roll sandwich

  30. L.... W....

    my ex still hanging around. 2 brackens if not more. check racheltrump2 for pics please

  31. c.... ....

    Unhappily Married hahahaha.

  32. A.... E....

    Haha! I love the pistol Annie's.

  33. C.... J....

    Roflmfao

  34. L.... M....

    my life wtf to a T

  35. G.... L....

    Amen! Marriage is beautifully painful at times.

  36. J.... B....

    Great song, great band xo

  37. R.... H....

    Yes! Marriage is nothing but a nightmare! I'm a Christian, but I really want nothing to do with it again.

  38. A.... G....

    dedicated to my husband lol its our 10 year wedding anniversary in 3 days :P

    A.... G....

    Ariel Grooms I did same thing...24yrs for us lmao..his comment was well there is some truth to this ...lol happy 10th anniversary

  39. H.... H....

    lmfao truth exactly

  40. J.... S....

    pretty much

    J.... S....

    Jamie Sue did it get any better ? Your marriage?

  41. M.... B....

    she singing..I take this she'd never got divorced but she sang it.

  42. F.... P....

    definitely our life

  43. I.... ....

    Love this song! <3

  44. T.... P....

    Hilarious!!

  45. Z.... F....

    my mom and dad i swear this song was made for them

    Z.... F....

    +crazyZoe 101 LOL , Mine to :)

  46. D.... F....

    My life in a song! Lol

    D.... F....

    David Ferrell shit my life is a reality tv show.... should be lol

  47. M.... S....

    omg I love this song!! its my life!!!

  48. L.... T....

    There's a song for everyone.

  49. K.... B....

    Unhappily married,❤️love it👏

  50. K.... W....

    I LOVE THIS SONG! :-)

  51. S.... C....

    Love it

  52. V.... R....

    Girl power right here! Us girls like that! We keep it straight!

    V.... R....

    According to the song You Keep Us limp nothing straight.

  53. N.... H....

    LOL Love these ladies

  54. R.... R....

    Shouldn't I get a percentage of their profits or something? I mean, it's obvious this song is based on my life. ;)

    R.... R....

    Rachel Ezell .....lol. Me too

    R.... R....

    How did they know my story lol

    R.... R....

    Rae Rae Wood lol thought is was mine...🤪

    R.... R....

    lmao 😂🤣😂🤣

    R.... R....

    I love that your name is Rae Rae Wood.. my maiden name is Kristi Rae Wood.. I like Rae Rae much better!

  55. L.... S....

    I almost peed my panties the second time around they are so funny.<3!

  56. L.... S....

    Great song.I'm glad. I'm not married. Feelsorry for all the unhappy. People out there. Neverreally thought about this? Main thing is get some coumceling together. He'll. Really love. That and if your really unhappy. Run for the hills bygod

    L.... S....

    💟 no one should have to stay unhappy

    L.... S....

    💟 no one should have to stay unhappy

  57. H.... V....

    Gotta love these. :D

  58. M.... L....

    Yup. This is my life.

  59. m.... c....

    Nuff said
    Muffie did

  60. C.... C....

    THIS SONG IS ABOUT ME!! SCARY!! LMAO

    C.... C....

    What does LMAO stand for?

    C.... C....

    Laughing my ass off

    C.... C....

    BTW by the way

    C.... C....

    Brb be right back

  61. J.... S....

    Awesome song

  62. c.... M....

    AMEN, SISTERS!! I LOVE IT, FITS MY LIFE TO A T!!

  63. N.... M....

    Ahahahahahahha

  64. S.... M....

    Ashley's voice is so pretty!!!!

    S.... M....

    Sarah Machan all THREE of their voices are all EQUALLY pretty. Although Miranda and Ashley are the only pretty ones in the group. Angaleena looks old enough to be Miranda and Ashley's mom and she's a little on the fat side

  65. C.... W....

    Like this one

  66. k.... w....

    Love these girls!!!!

  67. M.... B....

    I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF THIS WAS SO GOOD AND SO TRUE!! GOTTA LOVE THE ANNIES!!!!!!!1

  68. S.... H....

    Miranda's country accent >> <3

  69. d.... e....

    Love this song..lol

  70. H.... Z....

    Love it... I can relate to all their songs

  71. T.... C....

    Your named wrongly you should be Pistol Annies Fan!! Great job love your videos !!! Thanks for Posting!!

    T.... C....

    Toni Chorney this is as far from a VIDEO as you can get dumb idiot. You're supposed to.say great job. Love your AUDIOS. This uploader does NOT upload VIDEOS. They upload AUDIOS with a bunch of words on the screen and songs in the background

  72. A.... S....

    Love this song

  73. t.... ....

    You don't know how much this cheered me up from a depressing day. Thank you very very VERY much Mandy. <3

  74. M.... M....

    i dont usually comment .. but i will because ive watched almost all your videos and i love them all... and this song is great. youre great at doing lyric videos. thank you soo much and keep it up :D <3

    M.... M....

    Mandy Mcaulay you're literally the definition of stupid if you LITERALLY WATCH AUDIOS with a bunch of words on the screen and songs in the background. This uploader does NOT upload VIDEOS. They upload AUDIOS. What the fuck is there to WATCH from ANYTHING that this uploader has uploaded. I'll answer that question for you. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is worth watching that this uploader posts because they post AUDIOS. I hope to the incredible JESUS above you meant to say you LISTENED to almost all the AUDIOS

  75. S.... ....

    Thanks for sharing!