Pink Guy - Small Dick Lyrics






I have a small dick
I have a small dick
If you're under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
(Hold up! hold up! hold up!)
I got a small dick, got a small dick
Yeah, got a small dick, got a small dick

I bet you didn't know, about my small dick
I'm only 7 inches
Got a small dick
Yeah, it's so small that I piss on my balls
It's so small when it gets really cold
And my dick is only 7 inches long and I'm ashamed, yeah
If you're under 9 inches, you should die!
If you're under 9 inches, you cannot pleasure women
Size always matters, it always matters
Black lives matter too
Yeah, black lives matter too
Their dicks, are way bigger, yeah
They're so athletic
I wish I could play basketball, like a black man
And I wish I could satisfy my girl, like a black man
Black people look so cool in any outfit
Bathing Ape
I wish I could satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
I wanna satisfy my girl like a black man
Only a black man can satisfy my girl
Black men can satisfy my girl, not my 7 inch dick
Only that 20 inch dick
I only watch pornos, where the black m-





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  1. U.... ....

    (quietly adds to music playlist)

  2. G.... G....

    Life story right here 😭😂👀🦴

  3. M.... ....

    9 being big. Shit thats small. 13 is the the big leauge

  4. A.... ....

    6 inch gang 😔😢😭

  5. G.... F....

    Size...nah.

    Its skill.

  6. R.... C....

    my brother has a 11" long cock

    R.... C....

    How did you gather this information?

    R.... C....

    @Llama Boys біз еркекпіз. Нағыз ер адамдар бір-бірінің корозын көре алады және гей емес. *translate this*

  7. A.... E....

    This song makes me wanna rusty trombone a tight athletic black twink.

  8. A.... C....

    What’s ssn stand for?

  9. e.... s....

    Does having an erection counts?

  10. B.... ....

    wow i almost expected a "ringe" in the beggining

  11. B.... N....

    2 inch gang where u at

  12. n.... s....

    I don’t have a dick

  13. L.... C....

    I mean if you still measure things in inches in the 21st century that’s your problem

  14. S.... R....

    Is this the prequal to Get Out.

  15. I.... h....

    Why all of his songs about me?

  16. �.... k....

    girl gang where you at

  17. F.... H....

    Is 6 inches enough?? Need to know if I need to grow.

    F.... H....

    More big c*ck is required, about 10 inches.

  18. Y.... z....

    I was born in the wrong generations... All my classmates listen to shitty music while I am here listening to the real classics...

  19. M.... T....

    Ah...how tf did I end up here

    M.... T....

    With internet

  20. T.... l....

    cAn'T tAKe mY dICk iN mY pAnTS

  21. R.... C....

    its 5" rested
    8.9" in full extendo

  22. d.... r....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  23. D.... C....

    xxxJoji feat. Pink Mask the boss god

  24. s.... b....

    Good thing im black

  25. S.... ....

    0 inches gang

  26. J.... A....

    ftm trans ppl taking testosterone be like

  27. I.... d....

    HahahahahhaHha
    This was posted on my birthday :>

  28. L.... B....

    0 INCH FEMALE GANGGGG

    L.... B....

    Yo i am 0 inch but imma a man
    Gang gang gang!

  29. M.... D....

    opposite of how i headcanon bfdi characters

  30. G.... B....

    im in the middle of a group of black people watching this

  31. A.... ....

    my dick is 1 inch

  32. A.... V....

    This song is very relatable

  33. M.... B....

    Hard pass

  34. D.... S....

    Bitches that say that size doesn't matter are the same bitches that only date 6 and a half feet tall black guys

  35. G.... P....

    Kendrick Lamar’s DAMN. part 2

  36. S.... m....

    My friends and I were blasting this song full volume around town on main Street with the windows down BEST TIME OF MY LIFE

  37. J.... S....

    How many of you agree that the intro sounds a little bit like “Danny Glover” by Young Thug?

  38. A.... R....

    For y'all wonder why the song was cut short is because, if it's made by black guy, it would be longer.

    Yup, that's the joke.

  39. R.... S....

    Anyone else crying while listening to this?

  40. S.... B....

    Best song of the album

  41. [.... d....

    We have evolved as a species

  42. S.... S....

    7 inches

  43. D.... P....

    By the way it cuts out I know the original went on for at least 7-8 minutes

  44. S.... ....

    6.5 . . . . I guess I should just die . . .

  45. C.... M....

    Why is this fire

    C.... M....

    Something is wrong with me

  46. A.... R....

    Da two inch punisher

  47. �.... �....

    Relatable

  48. Y.... C....

    Here from the fantano review

  49. T.... ....

    L I K E A B L A C K M A N

  50. R.... B....

    u know they call me the 1 inch wonder ;)

  51. K.... ....

    I actually have a small dick and it’s weird but this song makes me feel better.

  52. W.... ....

    I always click on one of these thinking it will be cringy but I always burst out laughing, and repeat

  53. D.... T....

    Damn...under 9? Say goodby to the majority of the male population

  54. J.... ....

    Legend says we’ll never know what the black man did, in those pornos that pink guy likes

  55. L.... 1....

    Small dick is actually a think on pornhub🤣

  56. L.... 1....

    8 inch's is the average dick size😂

  57. E.... C....

    7 inch gang

  58. h.... n....

    1:54 why does it sound like Cleveland

  59. D.... D....

    At first it made me laugh but now I noticed it’s a nice song

  60. A.... S....

    It all depends on vagina size, small or big dick....depends on how stretched the vagina is or the size of the femal organ

  61. A.... S....

    What, I'm a guy and 7 inches is fucking huge. That's godly, be happy

  62. U.... a....

    Sounds like Georgeboi got a crush on every black guy ever (;

  63. k.... ....

    incel national anthem

  64. M.... ....

    small dick big heart

  65. D.... ....

    Haha MISOGI

  66. p.... B....

    Who came here from charmx😝

  67. m.... ....

    I was about to say that I cut my penis off but then I realised I don’t have a penis to cut off it’s so small.

  68. A.... U....

    I’m 14 and even I understand how deep this is 😞✊

  69. M.... C....

    black pople loks so cuul in eny outfeet

  70. M.... ....

    Looks like Pink Guy's prophecy came true. Now we have Get Out.

  71. f.... a....

    "i only watch porno's where the black man-"

  72. E.... D....

    P R A I S E T H E N A T I O N A L A S I A N A N T H E M

  73. I.... W....

    Oh shit that syth tho

  74. A.... U....

    3 inch gang 😞😞😞😪😪😪😭😭😭

    A.... U....

    Apple User 2 Nah bruh, 1 Inch gang.

    A.... U....

    SCP Foundation FFFFFF I’m one inch wide 😭😭😭😭😭

  75. M.... ....

    No way, I can’t believe frank wrote a song about me

  76. J.... A....

    Damn, Lil' Dicky really upped his game on this track

  77. P.... K....

    Stop dude I know I have a 2in already

  78. I.... 6....

    :( damn I can’t pleasure women

    I.... 6....

    OMG sAMEEE dood

  79. �.... �....

    Tiny meat gang

  80. �.... ....

    Lil' dicky diss

  81. m.... m....

    it had me laughing then started crying after

  82. W.... W....

    someone spend too mouch time on retardet threads in b or pol

  83. H.... ....

    the suffrage of being born asian

  84. A.... ....

    6' squad

  85. A.... ....

    6 inches, I'm going to seek euthenasia.

    A.... ....

    haha loser

  86. D.... T....

    This man was ahead of his time... wow

  87. N.... l....

    Best song iv ever heard

  88. K.... ....

    1cmm gang

  89. C.... G....

    i still dont believe this nigga passed from singing songs about cooking, hoes, eating ass. to cheating on a girl

  90. M.... C....

    This gotta be on 88rising

  91. r.... p....

    IMAGINE PINK GUY COMING BACK WITH A BIG DICK

  92. M.... C....

    Omg this is literally me

  93. O.... A....

    Asian guys will relate😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  94. f.... ....

    0.5 inch gang 😱😱😱😱😱💩💩💩💩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤬🤬🗿🗿🗿🗿👁👁🦁👁🦊😎🧦😎😎😎👍😎😄😄🎈🤣🦶🏿🤣🎈😂🐮😂😑😂😂🦶🏿🦶🏿🦶🏿😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂💩💩💩😀