Pink Guy - Pink Guy Cooks Stir Fry And Raps Lyrics






I got a story that'll waggle your balls
It's called me being the greatest, thus requires applause
I recall of dropping shit like I shat in my drawers
Got a big sack like Santa Claus
I'm looking for prick cactus passionate fag fabulous
Fascist honky garbage that be taking offense
To this bad hazardous lingo that be dropped from a kid
Or that makes actresses look like ass and shit
And I'm passing shit like the next level of a masochist
I'm strapping bombs around my waist
Just to blow up like the Taliban and shit
I eat dogs and I fry hogs
I'm Asian cause my dick is really small
And I'm burning through these book pages
Cash money like Bursar's
I'm sicker than the AIDS, flus, hepatitis, and SARS
I rattle bars, smoke rapper cigars
Battle and scar padded Hispanics in bars
Added to cash register cards cause I swipe hard on these bitches
Yo, I lose money rapid like Nick Cage
A six gauge ring couldn't wrap around my dick, it's got a rib cage
I was chilling when these dicks came like homos
Spitting out mad phrases, dumb like YOLO
It's a no-go when I get my face beat in
And they call me crater face at school
But they got beef and I got all the seasoning
Bring the pain in a sinister way
Cause I strike with more blow than Kurt Cobain's brains





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  1. N.... ....

    Imagine this being your roomate

  2. K.... O....

    Top ten rappers that eminem was afraid to diss

    # 1 Pink guy

  3. B.... F....

    "Hey boss, fuck you man." I felt that

  4. S.... F....

    lmfao this dude got a small ass cock !!! hahahaha

  5. M.... M....

    damnn... 2015 was 5 years ago

  6. M.... M....

    why am I getting OF vibes LOL 2011 Tyler!

  7. D.... S....

    Is this an endorsement video for kikkoman soy sauce?

  8. E.... O....

    This mans got the wordplay of Eminem

  9. S.... S....

    Pink Guy ALWAYS makes such a mess in the kitchen.

  10. K.... s....

    Hey boss fuck you

  11. M.... D....

    the kurt cobain thing made me laugh

  12. D.... F....

    Predicted curt dying

  13. A.... P....

    give this man a gram

  14. E.... W....

    I remember when I'd watch every single video the same hour it was uploaded, now it's a dead channel and it breaks my heart that things have to end.

  15. E.... E....

    He’s Japanese right?

    E.... E....

    Enobong Ekong half japanease, half Australian

    E.... E....

    Yeah but not like the other Japanese 🤣

  16. s.... ....

    "I eat dogs and I fry hogs
    I'm Asian cause my dick is really small
    And I'm burning through these book pages
    Cash money like Bursar's
    I'm sicker than the AIDS, flus, hepatitis, and SARS "
    and here i present-- coronavirus.

  17. n.... s....

    Bring the pain and the sinister way cause I strike with more blow than Kurt Cobain's brains

  18. D.... ....

    Great cooking tutorial!

  19. E.... I....

    YouTube algorithm made me happy

  20. H.... ....

    Oi this beat is absolute fucking fire.. 🔥🔥

  21. J.... M....

    This song is giving off a Tyler, The Creator vibe🥵

  22. B.... A....

    I'm not gonna lie even William Shakespeare, Eminem and Gordon Ramsey is afraid of pink guy

  23. R.... B....

    good effort!!! thats great.

  24. G.... G....

    this is the cleanest cooking video

  25. t.... ....

    the good days....

  26. L.... M....

    Hei boss fuwk yu main

  27. A.... G....

    The real 62 is 87 84 9 45 15

  28. K.... P....

    imagine growing up with that guy as your role model

    K.... P....

    What do you mean imagine?

  29. M.... W....

    If this video was age restricted there would be no dislikes

  30. C.... E....

    I was born in the RIGHT generation!

  31. d.... m....

    Anyone Else realized pink guy actually rapped this at 2x speed and then slowed it down for youtube?

  32. K.... C....

    My brains?

  33. P.... O....

    Aye fuck you boss!

  34. N.... S....

    Mozart where art thou?

  35. G.... ....

    The beat goes hard

  36. G.... P....

    Asian Asher Roth

  37. w.... ....

    0:35 1:05 1:20 1:36 literally the funniest parts

  38. H.... A....

    How to be Pink Guy:
    Pink suit
    Cigarettes
    Ukelele
    Likes Ramen

  39. X.... K....

    people who disliked this video are probably the people who can't cook stir fry and can't rap

  40. D.... W....

    this sum fire shit yo

  41. D.... W....

    Can cook ☑
    Can sing ☑
    Very cute ☑
    Speaks Japanese ☑
    Can rap ☑

    *WAIFU MATERIAL*

    D.... W....

    Duccy Wan Can he Actually speak mandarin or is it cause he just spouts a bunch of shit

    D.... W....

    @Puggsarepainless umm...he speaks *JAPANESE* ...😀..not Mandarin

  42. L.... ....

    In the start the Japanese says "Pink Guys Rice Rap" the original google translation said "Pink Peoples Rice Wrap". I think Pink Guy makes more sense.

  43. M.... F....

    Kinda wish that was a wok

  44. R.... O....

    He has such a good flow but what are these lyrics 😂

  45. M.... ....

    Genius, if you're going to eat steamed vegetables at least
    if you are going to make chinese noodles then with oil
    steamed vegetables and oil separately

  46. K.... y....

    Still waiting for the day the king comes back.

  47. N.... M....

    this is better than 99% of current rappers and its confusing

  48. A.... ....

    Ey b0ss, Fuck you mang.

  49. B.... M....

    *I strike with more blow than Kurt kurbains brains*

  50. X.... ....

    The guy that politikz was too afraid to diss

  51. R.... R....

    🤣🤣🤣you sick fuck

  52. S.... G....

    Still fire

  53. a.... r....

    rap artist burn monies on hoes and rental car for their vm. pink guy spent the same amount but on raw vege and fry pans.

  54. S.... ....

    What kind of apartment has a PUBLIC kitchen

  55. D.... ....

    I feel like some inspiration was taken from ofwgkta

    D.... ....

    yeah I thought that too

  56. J.... D....

    Who else smoking their morning pack to this , ty papa franku

  57. R.... E....

    he predicted the song stir fry by migos

  58. N.... 1....

    Earl sweatshirt 2.0

    N.... 1....

    more like the whole OFWGKTA group

  59. C.... C....

    "I rattle bars
    Smoke wrapper cigars
    Battlin' scar-padded hispanics at bars
    Add that to cash register cards
    'Cause I swipe hard on these bitches
    Yo!"

    Sickest flow of all time right there

  60. C.... C....

    I have no bag

  61. K.... T....

    Another fucking Culture Vulture

  62. Z.... V....

    Ah
    Simpler times...
    Good old times...
    I miss it so...

  63. C.... N....

    Was this ever put on cd?

  64. m.... p....

    Not every genius is handsome

  65. m.... x....

    Pink guy only speaks normally and acts normal when he raps

  66. Y.... ....

    I Miss pink guy with a damn rap...

  67. K.... ....

    0:40
    Talibanis are not shits, you are a shit, know your limits!

  68. B.... S....

    👍🤘🤙👍🤘🤙

  69. A.... D....

    The mandarin at the end means practically nothing btw
    It's just "like that I can talk"

  70. E.... D....

    This guy sucks but I liked

  71. K.... S....

    Pink guy can eat my ass anytime.

  72. L.... B....

    😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤🔥 still lit

  73. z.... 3....

    2019 and it's still spitting 🔥

  74. �.... P....

    This one reminds me a hella lotta of Dr. Octagon, and that's epic

  75. t.... t....

    better than ksi

  76. Y.... J....

    I'm starting a new series it's gonna be up there hopefully and itll be called CGI guy

  77. V.... H....

    Nice joji’s song suggestion Youtube

  78. �.... ....

    日本語うまくね

  79. M.... C....

    Come back, Pink Guy! 😭

  80. S.... ....

    aye b0sS fuk u maeh

  81. B.... R....

    Welcome, to the feast mansion

  82. s.... ....

    2:24 😂💀💀

  83. F.... M....

    Orang gila

    F.... M....

    Fadli Mariah lo gila

  84. v.... 3....

    Legit low-key fire 🔥

  85. E.... T....

    this is 2008 tyler the creator tell me im wrong

  86. B.... ....

    Hey Boss, fuck you man.

  87. R.... M....

    Eiiyy bouss fahk yuu mehhh

  88. N.... D....

    Why you recommending me this shit now YouTube?

  89. M.... b....

    When pink guy said “I loose money rapid like nick cage, a six gage ring couldn’t wrap around my dick it’s got a rib cage” I knew rap had its savior

  90. N.... B....

    asop rockish?

  91. I.... K....

    Who here in 2k19 ?

  92. Y.... M....

    You know his passion really is singing/rapping.

  93. S.... ....

    The fuck kind of apparent complex is this

  94. C.... V....

    First We Feast exclusive episode

  95. B.... S....

    That beat <3

  96. Z.... P....

    I miss you Papa franku

  97. d.... ....

    hey look, real content ++